007's shyer, nerdier brother plays Battletoads

[LuwiigiMaster]

What boggles my mind is why isn't this damn idiot making a save state when he has a safe spot? I mean, if he save stated at 0:23, when he has a few safe seconds, he wouldn't have to begin ALL OVER AGAIN. And there are plenty of safe spots where he could save, but this dolt doesn't want to.

[CaptainTinTyrant]

@LuwiigiMaster Does this mean there's going to be a hit put out on mrnelson007?

[Tackman314]

Let's play 'Battltoads, The drinking game!'

Now take a shot every time you hear the word 'Battletoads'

[macdaddymario]

@Tackman314 I tried this... I highly advise no one else does >.<

[a1b2m13]

Wait...is it Battletoads? I didn't quite get it.

[chosentonessournotes]

God dammit. That Volkmire's Inferno part pissed me off so much. I was sitting here thinking, "Just hang back. Hang back. It's not necessary to be in the center of the screen. HANG BACK." Fucking morons.,,

[thenewaeon]

This android's emotion chip needs maintenance.

[VirgoTheCougar]

Combatamphibians

[MalamiteLtd]

Do you expect me to talk?

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to get warty.

[WilliamLongfellow]

"But why would you Let's Play the games you're not good at?" Slowbeef, meet Metroid Prime :]

[GmelMkII]

Dead to Rights.

... I mean Battletoads.

[MRKnowitallaboutRFOM]

WAR FROGS

[KronikKINGx1]

Battlechodes.

[smokeyhails]

mfkn battletoads

[LucianaShadow]

BATTLETOADSH.

[jkazos]

Battletoads.

[ImmaKai1]

IS THIS COMBAT AMPHIBIANS???????????

[MarthMcPancakes]

What amuses me the most is the idea of comparing this to Diabetus' Battletoads LP.

[KantorekBaumerB14]

new drinking game guys, take a shot every time the word battletoads is said

[DeathX500]

bbbbattletoads...

[pyramidheadkitten9]

I like my Let's Plays emulated, not camcorded.

[Goldbloodeddragon]

2:10

He was about to do am impression there. I heard that.

[Meloncarty]

Okay seriously this guy is having trouble on Volkmire's Fire(Stage 7)? That's the easiest stage in the game.

[zonQe]

Battletoads.

[moneymandate]

Tattleboads.

[EdmacZ]

IS THIS LOAD STATE?

NO IT'S RETURNING A GAME TO A PREVIOUS STATE YOU SAVED BEFORE

[Zeronightshade14]

Rare, you magnifecently large bastards, I read your book!!!

[Goldbloodeddragon]

Does this guy not know how to savestate? :O

[MidnightMidna]

Battletoads? It's clearly Brawl Bullfrogs you guys.

[sirfragalot92]

Why does no one play the Japanese version of this game? I heard that they purposely made it harder for the American release so that you wouldn't be able to beat in the weekend you rented it for, because they wanted people to have to buy the game to beat it. More money was made that way.

[ZoomingDakota]

"retuspurae"

[sirskeletonsam]

Tell ya what man, dang 'ol Battletoads man.

[DanHivemind]

Battletoads.

[EponymousKid]

Diabetus LOVES saying Battletoads, seriously. It's not just this vid, he says it unprompted in both his Battletoads MST and LPs.

[Wanderer2266]

"Why would you 'Let's Play' the game when you're not good at it!?"

It's Fight Frogs! NOBODY'S GOOD AT IT!!!!!

[fuandon]

6:50 He's experiencing nostalgic rage!

[todbot1]

Mm. Now you've got me wondering what a syllable sandwich would taste like.

[TheParagoomba]

Let's hope.

Retsplay!

[Frozone470]

it's the Plinkett of Let's Plays

[Vietusernam]

"Let's hope. Retspray."

[shockraid1]

Dangoltellyawhatmantalkin'bout­nodangolBattletoadsman.

[drvince0426]

you misspelled "retsupurae" at the end.

...just sayin'...

... no homo

[usernameclassifeid]

I'm here to talk to you about th lord battletoads.

[GoldPlatedDildo]

*Calls LetsPlayer*

Do you carry battletoads?

[Strawberrycock309]

Man, the snake room isn't that hard man. what the fuck :/

[0987cheez]

He sounds like Hank Hill and Bill Clinton's child.

[LessthanJake14]

Throughout the jet section, I could hear Top Gun in my head...that is until he died and it suddenly went away.

[thebrownwolf]

Dude, battle toads, I was right there with you, battle toads, every time he went, battle toads, back to the last save, battle toads, state after he dis, battle toads.

[KyngHalibytt]

Warfrogs

[SuperfluousMoniker]

Battletoads.

[Jetblast01]

@SuperfluousMoniker SNES9X?

[Icantusemyspacebar]

How hard can it be to edit a video to cut out all of the failed attempts and leave only the successful runs in the video?

[TheGreatATuin42]

I'm certainly heating up "down there." Seriously, this guy is so bad his video is melting my penis. But at least Slowbeef & Diabeetus make it not hurt so bad.

[1CrazyFoxx1]

3:01 read the text

[marauderNOR]

Even I was praying for this video to end. Even with the hilarious commentary by you guys. The guy who played this needed to edit it together so it looked better. I hate all of these lets players who dont know how to do it correctly. Makes for great comedy material tho.

[rickhh1]

Battletoads... Battletoads... Battletoads... Battletoads....

I like how they interrupt their thoughts with Battletoads.

Reminds me of the SNES9X video.

[Rocks21]

@rickhh1 No, thats solely a Diabetus thing. Repeating the name of frustrating or cheap games is a common running joke in his own LPs and some LPs he's guested in.

[MrNeved]

i liked what you were doing before, but at this point it looks as if you started trying too hard.

[steveharley0345]

Says Battletoads at every load state..

[Deliciousfruit233]

Jeez, I know this game's hard, but this guy just plain sucks!

[DenOfVipers]

Why is that pathetic lardass the AmazingAtheist in the related videos? He's not even tangentially related to this.

[samuraikarasu]

So can he not put himself a little farther back to give him just a bit more time on the jet level?

[msampson3d]

"Battletoads"

[mmelendez514]

This Retsupurae is 10x more awesome with the lil' soccer button on the side =D

[MrBubbles1119]

Reward yourself look at this 8-bit cleavage. XD

[scheiSSkind77]

so is this the wii version?

[SailorMan69]

Watch. The. Battletoads. LP. By. Diabetus.

[CrushTheHaters]

@SailorMan69 Thank you, sir. Dear retsupurae critics: SLOWBEEF AND DIABETUS MAKE THEIR OWN LPs. JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT ON YOUTUBE DOES NOT MEAN THEY DON'T EXIST.

[xplay108]

@SailorMan69 For those who can't find it, Google search "Diabetus Battletoads LP archives."

[Cornbread521]

tattleboads

[tailsdollfan13]

sheesh if you dont like the game! DONT FUCKING PLAY IT! this guy was idiot, worse than that weird speaking guy lol

[MGlBlaze]

@tailsdollfan13 Even worse, do you ever think he realised that the gate things in the speed-bike section were in a set pattern? I don't think he did, he kept making the same mistakes time and time again long after he should have realised that it isn't random.

[troysson81]

Argument Reptiles.

[CheeseManPooPoo]

Oh he died......BUT HE WON PREVIOUSLY!

[Deathspeak2u]

Combat amphibians

[UberRusty]

"In retrospect,this might be the reason I associate dermatoligists with assholes"

[aquabluesky]

battletoads.

[Cythrin]

No, this is Patrick.

[BlackenedGass]

Your scottish mumbling sounds like an elvis impression,

It's amazing he managed to get that far considering how much he sucks!

Battletoads.

[Dylanthulhu]

Who gives a shit how hard Battletoads is, you have to be functionally retarded to fail as hard as that guy did at that part.

[pwninator345]

yup, battle toads indeed

[Rogueofmv]

Rare, you magnificently large bastards, I READ YOUR BOOK!

[MightyKombat]

Conflict Lizards.

In all honesty, to be fair, Battletoads is ungodly hard, but yeah, I see what retsupurae are saying

[EthVortexShield]

BRAWL SALAMANDERS

[TheSkunkrocker]

Ow. That hurt me. Right here.

[Krbyfan1]

Diabeetus really wants to say SNES9X doesn't he?

[TheF1PinkVoltaDream]

they forgot the i in the tags

[Ixey5]

An LP...by Boomhauer.

[Cawby]

I love how the guy is complaining about using vehicles in a beat em up and it's unlike other ones when battletoads is one of the first ones. People these days.

[MSkull01]

This LP is the biggest loser in P. High!

[reggaepuppy126]

at the first two minutes of this;i thought i had been watching this video for 30 minutes

[FourthDerivative]

I think these LPers just don't know that you're allowed to scrap recordings. They think Let's Play means you have to upload EVERY LAST SECOND of everything you do in the game, from start to finish.

Guys, please: we all know what it's like to play a video game. We don't need to experience it vicariously through you, especially if you suck at the game. LPs are supposed to be about entertainment, not soul-crushing realism.

[Lumpytoast]

Agreed.

[bast963]

@FourthDerivative

I believe that's the whole point of an LP.

If you cut out all the soul-crushing realism, then you don't have an LP, you have a speedrun with after-recording commentary.

[FourthDerivative]

@bast963

The whole point of an LP is to be entertaining. Watching someone die and reload a save-state over and over and over again is no fun for anybody involved.

I'm just saying it's possible to comment over a game and give the viewer a good sense of what the game is like, WITHOUT making them sit through every single time you screwed up or got lost, or giving them an unnecessary tour of your emulator's menu screen. Leave in a few deaths, sure, but it shouldn't be the bulk of the video.

[Jammer1031]

@FourthDerivative I find excessive deaths entertaining, soooo some people DO find that entertaining. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean that everyone thinks so. To say that it's "no fun for anybody involved" sure assumes that EVERYONE thinks that way. Which is not the case. If someone wants to leave every second of the footage in, they are entitled to do that, who are you to say how they should do things?

[FourthDerivative]

@Jammer1031

People like you are the reason Retsupurae exists.

[Jammer1031]

@FourthDerivative ...how is that bad? If you don't like how someone does something, then don't watch. Not that hard. Your way of doing things =/= how everyone should. Leave your elitism at the door next time.

[FourthDerivative]

@Jammer1031

Criticism is not elitism. No one's stopping you or anyone else from making shitty, unwatchable videos all day long if you so choose. But I still get to state my opinion on it, don't I?

[vbdevil]

@Jammer1031 How do I know how someone does something unless I watch it?

[CasualVideoGamer]

@Jammer1031 Youtube isn't a place where you can dump your garbage and expect others to just smile and give a thumbs up. The better action would be to increase the quality behind the LP (either play better, be lively, be funny, etc) then there'd be no reason for anyone to make fun of it. This guy clearly wasn't good at the game, nor did he have any personality behind it... there's no benefite behind the LP other than to watch someone fail countless times - which is basically what a restupurae is.

[Manonymouse]

@FourthDerivative

Yeah, I thoroughly agree. I'm planning my first LP after watching about 100 Retsupurae's and taking into account most of the things which people just don't enjoy in them. Why the hell would you put in repeat deaths constantly? Fools. Now, *loading screens* on the other hand...they're the most exciting part of the game IMO, and sorely lacking in the retro LPs.

[RadonX9]

@FourthDerivative ClementJ642 is a pretty good LPer. He actually edits hid videos unlike most 'Let's Players' on Youtube, he's pretty funny, and he's informative. He also did a Drunken Super Meat Boy video where he takes a shot for every time he dies. It was actually pretty entertaining lol.

[somahiru]

@RadonX9 lol late response I know, but, his Symphony of the Night LP is being pretty awful IMO.

[Kahran042]

@FourthDerivative Or that you're allowed to do screenshot LPs.

[Cooliespy345]

When he said "magnificently large" I thought he was making a dick joke...

[GyroCoder]

Oh god, it's like Sisyphus repeatedly rolling the boulder up the hill for eternity if Sisyphus were retarded and cursed himself.

[Deathspeak2u]

i love you for that comment.

[ChezJamesy]

i think this is james BATTLETOADS bond after being fired BATTLETOADS and having a stroke BATTLETOADS

[Trackball816]

I love that Diabetus says "Battletoads" whenever the guy dies, kinda like he did when he MSTed the one episode of the cartoon (part of his Let's Play of the game).

We can only imagine what would happen once he got to what I now call "The Need to Hurry." (That would be level 11.)

[NamratsTheStarman]

On the contrary, Slowbeef.

I'm pretty sure Mr. Nelson has NO people to do.

[boothesquirrel]

battletoads?

[Falcovsleon21]

"I'd like to give a thank you to the developers of Battletoads for being such magnificently large bastards."

Hey Boomhauer, it's fucking Rareware. Being magnificently large bastards is part of their job.

[SBaby]

4:08 - I ask myself that same question every time I see some sad schmuck LPing IWTBTG.

[Pika025]

Battletoads.

[LegendarySock]

It's not hard to savestate and rewind...lol

[DogsAreCoolRight]

you know when i watch this i always hope that at 0:45 slowbeef says "rets hope rets pray"

[GreatestMKfighter]

seriously- BATTLETOADS-, what's with this guy-BATTLETOADS-mumbling throughout the entire-BATTLETOADS-video? .....BATTLETOADS.

[AnnoyingAssassin]

I can't help but hear ResearchIndicates but with down syndrome.

[MrContingencyT]

Batulltodez

[Nikolocalypse]

Battletoads

[DogsAreCoolRight]

"magnificently large bastards"?? oh god what is this even

[GenesisTree]

the creators of Battletoads are all really fat.

[Twist0fF4t3]

I instantly believe you.

[Deathspeak2u]

thats nice.

[flybikes90]

love how he present BATTLETOADS. when he screen saves

[pimpinnevaslipin]

man the dude really sucked. . BATTLETOADS. . its like he didn't know what he was doing. .. BATTLETOADS. . . a 10 minute video of pure suckage. .BATTLETOADS. . .oh well life will go on. . . BATTLETOADS. .

lmao!!!

[GerpieLPs]

Nicolas Cage enjoys playing Battletoooads. He enjoys battletoads for a variety of reeeasons. But the reason Nicolas Cage enjoys Battletoooads is that...watchin' these toooads jumpin' over these snaaakes and spiiiikes makes Nicolas Cage feel like that he's never gonna have a truly bad daaay. Because these toads go through so much...turmoil and difficulty, that makes anything nicolas cage do look incredibly easy just by comparison...

[GerpieLPs]

Which is why Nicolas Cage is really excited to hunt for the treeeasuure.......but now I'm real tiuurrrrd.......

[p3ngu1n48]

fightamphibians

[Chibekoe]

Battletoads

[Crazygamer6]

For some reason, this is just a pinch funnier knowing that Diabetus actually Let's Played this game.

[360gameking]

back wen this game first came out, kids would've been able to do this

[Polterguist666]

You're Graham.

[Persianpudding]

2:51

"Ahhhh jizmuffin"

[hamtsammich]

police action amphibians!

[ZineappleVids]

Warfrogs.

[GerpieLPs]

Toadbattles

[ToshiyukiTheHedgehog]

TattleBoads

[SlasherCheetah]

Conflict Toads

[Theinvisiblegopher]

Cuddletoads

[SlasherCheetah]

letsgetspadetoads.

[kutterkirby]

Battletoads.

[FlamezV2]

battletoads

[ILIKECEREALX]

MAGNIFICENTLY LARGE BASTARDS

[LessthanJake14]

Copyrite?

[supaflyjohnson]

Fighting frogs.

[ghettopotato]

Battletoads.

[20eric07]

Battletoads

[username123232]

did he die?

[unknownworld234]

lmfao when they start fake laughing

[IceColdAssassin1337]

sdaotelttab

[JVlaple3xpl0sion]

em ot eil uoy

[JoeBobJimboXBL]

IS THIS BATTLETOADS???????????

NO, IT'S COMBAT AMPHIBIANS

Those comments were running in my mind the whole time

[ghettopotato]

LOL

[DogsAreCoolRight]

man fuck daniel craig they should have gotten this guy for quantum of solace

[Saacrate]

Battletoadsh.

[pullahoko]

Battletoads.

[Resobaso]

Battletoads

[Mrster]

Copyrite!

[Ukiby3000]

This reminds me of when I was going for the last level of Super Bomberman on my LP. I started recording and, I was dying every three seconds. After a minute of video, I was "OK, I think I need to start this all over again..."

If I decided to show the whole process, the whole level would take, let's see, five videos? Yeah...

[DoctorT144]

STAY AT THE LEFT SIDE DURING THE JET PART YOU MORON.

And if you're gonna use save states (and not edit them out), freaking use them whenever you get a chance... don't make me watch the same damn thing a million times while you try to get a whole section beaten in one try.

Ugh this is so annoying to watch. x(

[Y2JRocks]

Hahaha I was thinking the exact same thing about the Jet part and it was pissing me off too. This guy is a magnificently large bastard.

[sigmasquadleader]

Call 1-800-784-2433 and ask for help.

[megamanpda]

I just called it. National Suicide Hotline. Woah! O_O

[VGK1337]

Diabetus saying "Battletoads" over and over makes this RP. It's like SNES9X all over again.

[Resobaso]

everytime the guy dies

[Jorylittle]

god this guy is awful

[xtlhogciao]

i love the nes. play the crap out of the game until you memorize what the best route is. unfortunately, 'sigh' mine bit the dust. r.i.p nintendo entertainment system 1989-2009.

i never got past the damn gears chasing you level in battletoads. i can't do it. i take all the warps just to beat that one damn level and i can't. of my 30 some games, the gear level, ghostbusters and clash at demonhead will haunt me forever. f'ing demonhead.

[xtlhogciao]

that uncle fester game too. i can't remember the exact title of the game though because i stuck it in a vice and sawed it in half when i was 10.

uncle fester is probably the actual name of it with my luck. making me look like a moron

[Rocks21]

@xtlhogciao Either you're talking about Terra Tubes, which is an underwater level or Clinger Winger where you're actually riding a gear, the latter of which is much harder.

Its real easy though once you know it can be cheesed by exploiting the pause button at every corner turn.

[ShadowZidane4]

Hank needs some fun in his life.

[Schpoonfish]

That's it, I'm changing my SA username to Magnificently Large Bastard. Worth 10 bucks.