Crazy Prophets - Monty Python Style

[mrkearns92]

Ian Paisley is the one in the red !!!! hahaha

[legodarknight101]

" And which he shall reign over all retched sinners just like you sir there!" Love that bit!

[guitarsRkool1]

And the bezan shall be huge and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures, and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout the lands, there'll be a great rubbing of parts. Yeeah...

[U1FMetalNation]

Palin is fucking hilarious in this part!

[zapkvr]

The guy in read is Ian Paisley isn't it?

[connorhocking]

I dunno about you all but that last chap is my new Messiah.

[Irishpeoplefart]

0 people dislike Monty Python.

[76juno]

This is a perfect example of the genius that is Michael Palin. 

[michaeal053]

Sounds like the opposition in the Federal Parliament..esp.'things going astray.'..could this be an early relation of "ourTony"?

[UnderStoryProd]

And through out the land, there'll be GREAT rubbing of parts!

[sabramat]

O! I love the boring prophet! Hilarious - "a sort-of raffia-work base, that has an attachment!!" Hilarious

[CigStorm]

we have a doomsayer in our town its this indian lady saying "Big Issue Ladies, Big Issue"

[lordblazer1]

the things possed by there fathers that there fathers put there just the night before about 8 oclock XD brilliant

[pitsinokaki]

"Sinners just like you sir, there"! :) :)

[Abobojo]

I love it! The most BORING prophet in history!! Admit it, would'nt it be grat if there was a guy like that who talked like that all night on T.V..........

Oh yeah..

[BlackOfJuly]

@Abobojo ROFL* I agree! There would be a great deal less drug/alcohol abuse...

[Knalleaff]

"A man should strike his donkey and his nephews donkey..."

;)

[flanker2020]

shameless XD

[hanson666999]

hahaha there are always doomsayers in every society, we even have them now!

[coralarch]

The second prophet is a send- up of Ian Paisley.

[coralarch]

The first mad prophet makes more sense than the average Christian preacher.

[fywacia]

I would love to see a preacher half naked and covered in mud with long stringy hair yelling at a bunch of sheeple in the pews, lol. That would be worth getting out of bed on Sunday just to watch, seasonly of course. Hey let's base a religion on this movie and make some big money without paying taxes, what do you say?

[coralarch]

Fywacia, yes yes, yes!! Terry Gilliam's character is one of my all time cinematic history greats- pity he's not on for longer. I never get tired of hearing him. He's obviously sending up the" Book of (misnamed) Revelation."

[DiverforPort]

This is my fav python movie.

[coralarch]

Mine too- funniest blast at religion ever made.

[76juno]

"There shall in that time be rumours of things going astray and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are and nobody will really know where lyeth those little things with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lyeth the thing possesed by their fathers that their fathers put there the night before....about 8 o'clock."

Genius! Pure unadulterated genius!

[knmurphy1]

a nine bladed sword! ..not two or five or seven but nine which he will wield on all wretched sinners....

[coralarch]

@knmurphy- don't forget "just like you sir, over there." Priceless!

[BucketTribute]

What does "lieth" mean ?

[coralarch]

@Bucket-it''s old English for "lies", as in lying down.

[Jakovian12345]

just like you, sir, there...

[AbelMagwitch73]

I have a feeling that is closer to the truth than followers will accept. The worlds population then was in the millions and few had any education. A guy could, and did, claim to be a prophet and someone would follow him. I think followers of various cults today do actually know how many so called prophets there were.

[moti4love]

According to Judaism, within a period of Jesus, were not prophets at all. So the headline here is wrong. These people not Jewish prophets:)

[fywacia]

They were all profits, notice the spelling, lol?

[tonygumbrell22]

You may scoff and smirk, but these things shall come to pass, and all you scoffers and smirkers will be cast into the firey lake.

[fywacia]

And I will take an unholy piss and push that fire out of the lake and into the roof of the cave so that all those in Hell can have sunshine once again. And then all of my Hellions will bath in the lake and later engage in tantric orgies and lust filled sexual perversions filling Hell's boundaries with the screams of ecstasy and infernal pleasure. And all those baring the pain of forced abstinance in Heaven will revolt against God and join us all in Hell! Hail Satan, the ruler of the World!!!!

[tonygumbrell22]

Just so long as you're not a scoffer and a smirker.

[LiamCapt]

I have seen this movie over 60 times. Its great

[gemmavarova]

i loved the 3rd prophet the most. he's so funny :D

[llriv]

The first prophet says..."and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures, and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout the lands, therell be a great rubbing of parts."

[ysbaddaden2003]

Too many ministers today are like the last two: hell-fire and damnation or Ned Flanders.

[stegaflaps]

Does anyone know what the first prophet says..........the one with clay all over him?

[gregvs3]

No idea, but he's my favorite. I mean, talk about being into your job.

[stegaflaps]

Yes.........he gives new meaning to the word "dedication"!

Its more than a job.............its a vocation!

[joblessboob]

... shall be huge, and black!... RED! with the blood of living creatures!!!

And the whore of Babylon shall ride forth, on a three headed serpant, and throughout the land shall be a great rubbing of parts!

[stegaflaps]

Ta!

[donbranelle]

That's Terry Gilliam who was the only American in Monty Python. He did all of the animation. Also did several great movies...12 monkeys, Brazil etc.

[flowersssz]

"... it has an attachment."

[laserofjustice]

Blessed are the cheesemakers!

[21Kyzix12]

i love that. the nine bladed sword and "A friend shall lose his friend's hammer"

[murielsartre]

The first two still preach on the New York subways. Thank Bob for iPods. :|

[mrstrings2006]

I like the pelvic thrusts by the first one. He really likes preaching.

[Laqez]

Best! Ever!

[Soundgarden4eva]

Agreed. One of Michael Palin's best acting.

[ProjectSWOLENESS]

NOT twoooo nor fiiivee but seven!

[QueenOfTheRandom]

No nine :P

[Incognito1986]

Where in the hell is my damn HAMMER!?

[awfultin]

Palin's prophet is hilarious. The most mundane and trivial divination one can perform.

[tastysalad]

the first one is my favorite XD

[coralarch]

These blokes make far more sense than the average Christian ever does. LOVE the first one, played by Terry Gilliam!

[jessiethegeek]

is it just me or does micheal palin looks like the ITs man.

[james7300]

Michael Palin is at his supreme best in this film.

[ciscokid670]

at this time, a friend shall loose his friends hammer.

LMFAO! great stuff!

[jtoksa]

The third prophet is brilliant :-)

[jsfrulz]

lol i laugh every time fucking hilarious

[Tareltonlives]

Hey, the first televangelists!

[ssj3jerome]

things of the fathers ???

hehehe

[AmarettoKramer]

Every time I see that first one, I think... Rob Zombie!

[Shiddius]

There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight O'clock.

[Ssejhog]

There's no work out there for a prophet anymore.

[KJS72]

Thats very true!

I only made 2 sheckles last month :(

[KungfuCow5]

@KJS72 Luxury! The word is luxury! I would have dreeeamed of 2 whole shekels! When I were a lad we used to live in a broken down microwave on the M1, every morning we had to get up, a week and an half before we went to bed, and wipe the road clean with our palms. The we'd have to go to t'mill, pay mill owner the price of our first born child for priviledge of coming to work and then when we got home our Dad would chop us up and feed us to a turkey! If we were lucky!

[purplefrf]

I love that last prophet. XD