Captain Lou Albano - WGBS Philly 57 "Just Say No" Drugs PSA

[CoronaMage]

Sorry Mario, I was high while I watched this.

I guess that means I'm typing this from hell.

[ZaffireWolf]

YES. THIS WAS PERFECT. <3

[psovegeta]

I used to watch that show EVERY DAY and the Legend of Zelda every Friday! How the hell did I miss this PSA?

[YoByAxEs]

"And if you do drugs, you go to hell, before you die." Good one.

This should of been in the Nostalgia Critic's Top 11 Drug PSAs.

RIP Captain Lou Albano.

[InflatableConan2]

Coming from someone who:

Gets big off mushrooms

Rides around on a green dinosaur

Bashes his head repeatedly with bricks hoping "coins" will come out

Uses "magical flutes" to travel to other worlds

Yeah buddy, and YOU'RE the one telling us not to do drugs...

[supersmashbro596]

sorry.... but....

MARIO TALKIN TO KIDS ABOUT DRUGS?!?

mario... of all people!

ok... lemme get this straight

the very same man who eats wierd mushrooms that make u think your tall is now telling me not to eat them?!?!

XDDD i died of laughter.

then he says "go to hell before u die?"

ehm... no comment. XDDDDDD

[gameshowluvr86]

Damn, Mario got DEEP!! O_O

[STR8jACKiTT]

this guy looks high

[mariomo2000]

Why is this not on the nostalgia critic's top 11 nostalgic drug public service announcements?!?!?!??!?!

[dacl0wn]

These days its not safe for kids to talk to priests and rabiis.

[undisputed4life]

@dacl0wn It was never safe to talk to priest and rabbis. lol

[DTanza]

HOLY CRAP, IT'S GADDAFI.

[14DaveHunter]

The Captain loved kids and strongly belived in this message. Even when he was a heel wrestler, he still loved kids. RIP Captain Lou.

[SilverstreakBrony]

I'm Captain You, and I'm talking to Lou.

[ThrillaInManila069]

Thats fuckin gaddafi

[TimFrith24]

"The Super Mario Bros. Supershow" premiered in September 1989 on such stations as WNYW in New York City, WGBS (now WPSG) in Philadelphia, WGN in Chicago and KTTV in Los Angeles.

[cartoonist1975]

w0w WGBS TV ! those were the days....

[almightyseancore]

this is the type of shit cops make you do to get out of a nasty drug charge.

i'm assuming lou got busted?

[bleeduntildeath]

@almightyseancore dude, he was a professional wrestler, you tell me

[almightyseancore]

@bleeduntildeath well aware of his wrestling career. that doesn't make him any more, or any less of a drug user.

[Ghaiyst]

elevator music playing? wow worst way to die.

[LiIGrim]

I think he means your life will go to hell before you die of use

[jieuxarmeni]

did he say "police" or "please" at the end there?

[winkler67]

How to explain why i need to go to hell before i die to my parents....

[downsouth420]

You go to hell before you die... wow.

[O2Eater]

Go to hell.

Please?

[Uzala]

This was probably one of the few instances where my parents, teachers, priests, and television were all on the same page.

[BansheeMilk]

That was so fucking awesome! Hilarious!

[NCsupercade]

WHAT??????!!!!!!!!!

[FuNWithAChemicaLBomb]

11 people have done drugs and gone to hell before they died.

[undisputed4life]

Go to hell before you die? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE. lol.

[GXSCChater]

@undisputed4life He means your life will be hell (as in messed up), for example Crack heads where I live at have no life at all, there brains are eaten out of there skulls from smoking way too much crack, walking around like zombies.

[Mattraction513]

@undisputed4life Ever seen a person on drugs ?

[Ballisticob]

@undisputed4life BAD TRIP MAN BAD TRIP

[allav866]

@undisputed4life It's Nintendo logic. Don't try to make sense of it, because you'll just become more confused.

[mizzamoe]

@undisputed4life Funny but true. Get addicted and it's hell just tryin to live without your DOC.

[ZDLR221]

R.I.P. Lou Albano

[xIegionx]

he's trying to say that you'll be in a hell because of what drugs will do to you. Basically a living hell till you die

[smashbro47]

Did Mario just say ill go to hell before i die? How the FUCK does that work?

[illuminatioracle]

talk to a priest, a rabbi, a minister, but don't bother going to a muslim cleric. the 'should i do drugs?' question is met with 'why don't you kill fags, rape women and bomb americans' instead

[whythehell99]

How do you go to hell BEFORE you die? Is he saying being on drugs is like being in hell? If that's so then he's clearly never smoked weed before.

[tar1982]

At least he is directing this towards kids. Hard to imagine not doing drugs through college, at least for me.

[gumdokim]

How did i get here?



[freezedriedeggs]

Marijuana doesn't kill so SUCK IT. YOUR LOGIC IS FUCKED.

[Mortskcab]

@freezedriedeggs true, but weed makes you stupid as hell

[brb1006]

Is that channel WGBS still around? If not what is currently taking over it?

[funkymonkey1318]

@brb1006 It's WPSG, a CW affiliate.

[nintendoandsega1990]

R.I.P Captain Lou Albano (July 29, 1933 – October 14, 2009)

[Blazeofdoom]

Didn't Lou albano do a lot of drugs anyway?

[WoAProximity]

Mario just told me there is a hell.

FUCK. now i believe.

[Entertainmentwf]

@WoAProximity LMAO

[nicholascooney]

@DontTaseM3Bro You responded to my comment on a video earlier that had nothing to do with this one. And then, you responded to my comment again here. You're stalking me...and THAT'S NO GOOD! IT'S YOUR BODY NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT oh nevermind.

[nicholascooney]

@DontTaseM3Bro God damn it stop following me you perverted weeaboo piece of shit. I command you leave this internet or you will go to hell before you die...

[Freebleeper]

I love how he pauses and says "please" at the end, lol.

[layarteBdnAevoL]

"You'll go to hell before you die." Mushroom kingdom reference?

[vjm3]

Going to hell I can't stop laughing.

[ZyxthePest]

"...please"

[zharamillett]

I just came from the do the mario vid.. :S

[SOnicpower451]

...then explain those shrooms you've been taking.

[GENERALBLAIS]

DONT DO DRUG!

DO THE MARIO! :D

[kalninja]

yeah, Mario tellin me ill go to hell...i miss my childhood. =]

[PregnantFox]

Too bad there is no hell for me to go to.

[Mortskcab]

@PregnantFox no there is a hell.... its called somalia

[sexymodels5]

Don't do drugs kids, just be an alocoholic like Capt Lou & you too can get fired from your job on a regular basis.

[TankMurdock]

captain lou probably snorted a gram of coke after this commercial and kicked 10 sailors asses at a bar that night. fucking legend.

[Merrick0001]

RIP Lou Albano

[totaltrekker]

Guess I'm going to Hell...

[ElCapo696]

Ok come on do I need to say it?

[ABoredGameDev]

the end cracked me up so hard.

[MrHellohel]

kids don't do drugs do Super Mario Mushrooms !

[ThePianoSkitFiasco]

dont do drugs, do the mario!

[3fatkid]

just 5 minutes ago i woke up and thought of nostalgia critic's top 11 nostalgic drug PSAs and said "could be worse...they could have made a psa of the mario br-" oh good god they did!

[mythman8]

huh???? you go to hell or die please

[mythman8]

huh???? you go to hell or die im doing it right away HOW COOL

[damien0124]

He just wants all the shrooms for himself!

[Chriskey83]

Did the studio only give him the mario hat on the day this was made? The overalls were too much to ask for?

[ZOMFG102]

HUGH HUGHH HERZ THE PROBLEM , TWO MANY TOWZTERS

[Ryven102]

He says this dressed like the guy who takes magic schrooms. 

[lariat1980]

Nice to give a threat of eternal damnation for smokin a joint.Luv the Mario hat!

[WWEGamer18]

9 people went to Hell before they died.

[thevisualboy37]

R.I.P. Capt. Lou.

[ItsFrankieBoy]

Why did they leave that last "please" in there. So uncomfortable.

[laxe99]

He's a captain?

[MrMaryJanes]

@laxe99 Captain of cheeseburgers. He'd still be alive if he wasn't so fucking fat

[ace8656]

lol ron jeremy

[tbone2004]

@ace8656 Maybe he did this right before his epic film "Super Hornio Brothers".

[nicholascooney]

"If you do drugs you go to hell..." Coming from the guy who uses mushrooms on a daily basis.

[GriefMachine]

@nicholascooney "you go to hell before you die". the only way that's possible is if you do mushrooms on a daily basis, so yes, he can say that

[Excessivecontrast]

@nicholascooney Alright! LOL good one.

[Dmasterman]

@nicholascooney Hey wait everything in the mushroom kingdom is "Magic".... Only the ones in our world are bad

[nikopunksuperlink]

the king of the hill who teach kids to not use drugs i angre with lou albano

mortal: if you use drugs you go to hell before you die lol

[mario1stfan]

Good thing he did not say no to masturbating or we would all be screwed :3.

[Mortskcab]

"and if you do drugs you go to hell before you die....................... please"

That totally caught me off guard

[Gencoil]

Wait... you go to hell BEFORE you die?

[Jansperus]

The funny thing is that even edited it's true. If you do drugs, you will go through a living hell before you die.

[brawlmaster234]

Whoever is saying oh but u can't go to hell before u die or yeah says mario who does shrooms. At least capt lou albano actually made this psa. No one does psa on nick the disney channel or cn. So shut up and rip capt lou

[ENGLISHBL0KE]

He's a fine one to talk, he's addicted to mushrooms and happily picks up dodgy looking plants to consume.

[Seaprimate]

wouldn't you go to hell after you die? just sayin

[KartKing4ever]

Mario did mushrooms...sad saaaad story.

[him89]

funny anti drug ad from the biggest mushroom eater alive.

[dynablade1]

im guessing no one really gets what he means by "going to hell before you die"

[WiiClassic2usb]

@dynablade1 - No, see its like... if you do drugz, Gawd gets mad because yer defiling yer temple or something, so he just sends you to hell -ALIVE- where Satan tortures you (with an endless Marathon of The Super Mario Bros Super Show, with new episodes) until you die, and then when you die to go to Hell anyway because you did the drugs.

[Jeffaleffagis]

This is better than PeeWee Herman's "Don't do crack"

[Deadpoolzilla]

well.....that was an odd psa

[jedihunter176]

BEFORE I die?

[adamoggy]

Captain Lou Albano... Mario is a LIE!!!

[MrLOL9999]

Press 6 for JIZZ!

[protozerox]

now THATS a PSA!!!

[tf2whackyengineer]

A priest, A rabbi, A Minister, and Captain Lou Albano all walk into a bar. They say to the bartender, "Don't do drugs! Do the Mario! swing your arms from side to side..."

[Mortskcab]

@tf2whackyengineer That was the greatest comment i seen on youtube in a long time!

[GrayAreaGrey]

Captain Lou Albano - "If you do drugs, you go to Hell before you die"

Basil Marceau Dot Com - "If you kill someone though, you get murdered and you go to jail"

Long lost brothers?

[tubeview96]

Well, must be casual friday for mario (if this wasn't rushed, i'd be shocked, it's like they told him to film like 5 psa's in one take). Yes, before telling your parents about it, tell your priest, minister or rabbis. And never tell your friends appearantly. So, if you do drugs, you go to hell? THEN you die?

[zombat]

@tubeview96

Well not shit, its probably your friends you got the drugs from

[lol4dead]

Says the guy who does mushrooms to get bigger.

[blanketshades]

please

[mcJoeRobs]

ok Mr. Ron Jeremy

[reaperman2010]

I like how after he says "You go to Hell before you die" he gets a wild look in his eye. (Hey, that rhymed!)

[yessong69]

whoa...whoa...wait. I'm confused. This is not the Capn. Lou I know. Where's the safety pin in the cheek? Where's the rubber bands dangling from the safety pin? Why is he looking so strung out and sweaty? Why does he look a lot thinner than his wrestling days? I know he lost a lot of weight but that was right before he died...and this PSA is classic 80's. Doesn't Mario wear overalls? Maybe is this actually Ron Jeremy in "Super Hornio Bros.?" Somebody help me...

[cordell1999]

and yet he plays a character that does mushrooms

[CoolMaster224]

R.I.P Lou Albano, Made me Lol a bit :')

[AlcoholicSemenStain]

@unknownartiste1 do not ressuscitate me!!!!!

[Steadno]

'you go to hell BEFORE you die' lol

[epit0me]

haha that's funny

[vandal420]

"repeating last sentence from the video"

do I get the mandatory 20-30 thumbs up yet?

[FlyingRock225]

@vandal420

You're just bitching.

[juantrippe82]

Mario says, "Stick to shrooms!"

[SuperCartiel]

Take him seriously. He's right.

You never had to hold down the feet of your late sister as she was undergoing withdrawl symptoms. I did.

[mysticdarkrai135]

its funny

cpt lou says no to drugs and hes dressed as mario

mario did everything, shrooms, murder, animal abuse, magic stars. just about everything

[DaltonMan321]

@mysticdarkrai135 I'm surprised he never did arson.

[mysticdarkrai135]

@DaltonMan321 lol

[powchug]

don't do drugs! ...says the guy who eats more than a beluga's weight in magic mushrooms before even reaching world 6-1

[SteffersFavourites]

This scares me xD

[edr817]

hypocrite

[nikopunksuperlink]

he is an true man never use drugs or else you you got to hell before you die 

[AlcoholicSemenStain]

Is that fucking super mario? He got fat

[YamiSatoshi]

You heard it from Mario. If you do drugs, YOU GO TO HELL! BEFORE YOU DIE!

[dctcool]

Thanks Mario nothing says don't take drugs like watching someone eat a magic mushroom to grow ...

[mln8989]

Mario is the reason I never did drugs!

[FinalSmashBrother]

I think he meant go through hell before you die, but kinda funny I guess.

[allav866]

Kids! You CAN and WILL kill! Remember, kids, you CAN and WILL kill! Don't be afraid to kill your Priest, your Rabbi, your minister, your moms, your dads, your teachers, because you CAN and WILL kill!... Please.

Remember, anyone who asks you to say "no" is not your friend. You CAN and WILL kill! And if you do kill, you go to Hell before you die... Please.

[angelinkorn]

why mario why

[UNCJerry77]

You go to where before you die? LOL

[Mizpagh67]

why is mario telling me not to go to hell before i die xD

[TaTgurl1003]

I said did he just say what I think he said the first time I saw this and I had to watch it over and over again. He said this on children's tv?!

[TaTgurl1003]

Please what?

[cockfight420]

YOU GOT HELLL! and when you get there tell em mario sent you!

[DarkArtistKaiser]

@cockfight420

Well it is Mario he kills hundreds of creatures who were just minding their own buisness.

[xtremethomas]

If Mario told me that I'd go to Hell before I died, I'd die from being scared

[JeonardShadby505]

You'll go to hell before you die because I will fucking put you there.

[ZecharaiCloud]

"You go to hell before ya die"

You know!! For kids!!

[PiperMMMMMMMMMM]

NO TO DRUGS! SCREW THE DRUGS

[pronto355]

Why is Ron Jeremy dressed as a Mario Bros

[allav866]

WAIT Wait wait... So if I do drugs, I go to hell... BEFORE I die!? Shit, where do I go after I die?

[ZombieMcDank]

@allav866

That made me laugh so hard.

[cappsoutlaw]

wait supermario tell's you not to do drugs didn't he do speed, poppy's and shrooms

[mustang6172]

Your priest, your rabbi, and your minister walk into a bar...

[Curttehmurt]

I think he meant you'll go "through hell", like your life will suck because of drugs

[Schalos]

He didn't say "...and if you do drugs, go to hell before you die, please"

He said, "...and if you do drugs, get the help before you die, please."

[imascatmanworld]

@Schalos no he dint your mr i can hear SHIT

[GarlandFraser]

Priest Rabbi Minister, before your parents? Theyed just rape us

[bcraig5]

I guess he never played a mario game.

[ytpenate]

You will go to hell BEFORE you die. As in you will go to hell, then die if you do drugs. But nothing to fear kids! Greasy middle-aged former meth addict mario is here to save you!

[rhyno4eva]

that ...please just kills me. R.I.P Lou Albano

[superretard64]

WAIT if he is telling us not to do drugs then why is he eating 'shrooms?

[angeltosome]

I wanna watch this high on drugs.

[ItsFrankieBoy]

Why did they keep the "please" in there at the end. That was retarded.

[10072018]

One time I dropped acid and Captain Lou Albamo came to me dressed up as Mario. There were all these colors flying around behind him and he told me I was going to hell. I never did drugs again.

[kamilfreeman]

Go to hell before you die

please.

[iRenz0]

this is something my 3rd grade teacher would say. hahah.

[rozz2656]

actually if my friend asks me i think there still my friend... and i hate how they think that it will be hard to say no and theyll pressure you

[WhoaKaela]

wat about after i die?