To see a crab in your dream signifies you perseverance and tenacity. On an extreme note, you maybe be too clingy and dependant. You are hanging on to a hopeless endeavor or relationship. Alternatively, the dream may indicate that you are trying to avoid some issue. You are being evasive. Crabs are also symbolic of your irritable personality, as in the pun, being "crabby".
you are avoiding your sexuality, which is the issue
10 pound chipmunk with bat wings at your window saying "1 2 im coming for you,3 4 ill close your door,5 6 i'll give you a kick,7 8 you will stay up late,9 10'll see you again."and you are playing your xbox ,and for the super xbox fans,your playing gears of war....2
DON'T READ THIS BECAUSE IT ACUTALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVER NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN INTHEBIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARE CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
when i was 5 i had a dream that barney was chasing me around a house and a zoo keeper gave him a shot and he started speaking nonsense like zauiwo wtf
I had a nightmare, kind of, where there was a random giant mountain, me and Naruto were running around on the mountain, and on the ground was a giant spider(not even kidding) and I fell to the ground and was pinned down by the spider, while Naruto was being useless(idk why he was there) and the spider was trying to bite my neck, I tried once to wake up, didn't happen, the spider was so close to biting me, then I woke up. Thus my fear of spiders... O.o
To see a crab in your dream, signifies you perseverance and tenacity. On an extreme note, you maybe be too clingy and dependant. You are hanging on to a hopeless endeavor or relationship. Alternatively, the dream may indicate that you are trying to avoid some issue. You are being evasive. Crabs are also symbolic of your irritable personality, as in the pun, being "crabby".
i once had a dream,i was just swinging on my swings when the next thing you know a there was a chipmunk wearing pants bitting me and it was like growing until the next thing you know i was was running across water and that thing was like "givemeee ur cookie" i was like wtf!!i have no cookie,then i was a giant cookie that when i woke up,.
i once had a nightmare where instead of a crab chasing me, it waz 5 little 6 year olds who could ran fast as FUCKIN LIGHTNING!!!! i was jus sittin down eatin a giant twinkie doughnut and then they came outta nowhere "TWINKIIIIIIIIEEE, GIMMMMEEE!!!!!" and so i ran and lost them and then i wondered "wat the hell did they want?" and when i woke up i finally realized wat they wanted...........my giant twinkiw doughnut. XP
Lol, man, Mike must've been shitting him. Never heard of a dream book saying that crabs were supposed to represent gayness... lightning making it even more gay.
@cloudfair2 yes me.... and that night i kept waking up...and every frickin time i went back to sleep the dream played on where it left off! all night.
"dude....your gay..! your super gay!! your mega ultra like super hero gay!!!"
gotta love dane cook
Bubblefur 1 week ago
I loled so hard when he said "NOT AGAIN!" This is sooo funny! Thanks for the video :3
EverlastingDragon 1 week ago
I looked up crabs in my dream book xD it didn't mean sexuality, it was something else but there was another animal that represented sexuality XDDD
sakuXsasu5545 1 month ago in playlist Dane cook XD
i had a dream that ab scary lookin cat attacted my face and i woke up went back to sleep and had a dream that the grudje was coming after me
Coolg01 2 months ago
I used my realtec hd audio manager karaoke and put plus 3 sounds even funnier
xxaerodynamicxx 2 months ago
hahahaahahahahhahaahahhahaha maybe u should do that to sasgay
k1ller0g1rl 2 months ago
Why do I think that this fits Naruto SOOO much!?
darkangelcassandra 2 months ago
@darkangelcassandra because he wont admit Sasuke was meant for him. *eats noodles and replays video*
EmoChick6170 1 month ago
@EmoChick6170 We won't he?
darkangelcassandra 1 month ago
@darkangelcassandra idk. *pulls out naruto plushie out of no where* FREAKING CONFESS TO SASUKE DARNNIT!
EmoChick6170 1 month ago
@EmoChick6170 Damn straight!
darkangelcassandra 1 month ago
To see a crab in your dream signifies you perseverance and tenacity. On an extreme note, you maybe be too clingy and dependant. You are hanging on to a hopeless endeavor or relationship. Alternatively, the dream may indicate that you are trying to avoid some issue. You are being evasive. Crabs are also symbolic of your irritable personality, as in the pun, being "crabby".
you are avoiding your sexuality, which is the issue
oh7mak 3 months ago
@oh7mak a............men
SingItAsItIs 1 month ago
loafers make you super mega ultra gay... like superheros. XD
nolls888 3 months ago 2
OMG ha ha that was hailrous when he's like IT MEANS YOUR GAY!
NarakuStalker 3 months ago
10 pound chipmunk with bat wings at your window saying "1 2 im coming for you,3 4 ill close your door,5 6 i'll give you a kick,7 8 you will stay up late,9 10'll see you again."and you are playing your xbox ,and for the super xbox fans,your playing gears of war....2
nemuanimation 4 months ago
@nemuanimation that like totaly pooped into my head!
nemuanimation 4 months ago
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Igotsoccerfever 4 months ago
Crab
To see a crab in your dream signifies you perseverance and tenacity. On an extreme note, you maybe be too clingy and dependant.
Lightning
To see lightning in your dream signifies sudden awareness, insight, spiritual revelation, truth and purification.
(Nothing for the loafers....)
XRinKagamine4X 4 months ago
1:45 ?
oh7mak 4 months ago
hmmm 1:44
oh7mak 4 months ago
1:43 click repeat click
oh7mak 4 months ago
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DeeDeeFriends 4 months ago
Shikamaru: "Dude, Naruto, you're gay"
Naruto: "......."
caffineandshiny 4 months ago
i thought he was going to say he was the giant crab XD
plus i think Mike is gay lol XD
sakuXsasu5545 4 months ago
lol
MegaXXakatsukiXX 5 months ago
So firkin funny!!!
your ultra gay like supper gay!!!
phantomlovebs 5 months ago
Wait Wait Wait!!
What kind of Shark does by pipes!?
ShivilWolf1 6 months ago
lmfao >XD
CICROCKIN 6 months ago
shika: MEGA ULTRA GAY LIK SUPER HERO GAY!!!!
Naruto: *eye twitch*
shika: eheh heh heh... *smart ass look*
MangekyoBeauty 6 months ago
HAHA sikaku (sp?) brake dance 0:56 - 0:59 LOL
chibichick9 6 months ago
omfg!!!! i cant fucking breath man!it was so fuckin funni!!!!!!!
AngelButterflyLove 6 months ago
SUPER HERO GAY!!!! LMFAO (i need a new ass now)
hinatahyuggaa 6 months ago
Super Hero Gay WTF?? LMFAO LOL
Aquamarine809 6 months ago
when i was 5 i had a dream that barney was chasing me around a house and a zoo keeper gave him a shot and he started speaking nonsense like zauiwo wtf
jjanime1 7 months ago 5
LOL OMG
LoveEggNog 7 months ago
GAY!!! LOL!!! HAHAHA IMMA DIE!!!
PrincessLolita57 7 months ago
I had a nightmare, kind of, where there was a random giant mountain, me and Naruto were running around on the mountain, and on the ground was a giant spider(not even kidding) and I fell to the ground and was pinned down by the spider, while Naruto was being useless(idk why he was there) and the spider was trying to bite my neck, I tried once to wake up, didn't happen, the spider was so close to biting me, then I woke up. Thus my fear of spiders... O.o
ChibiJade197 7 months ago
To see a crab in your dream, signifies you perseverance and tenacity. On an extreme note, you maybe be too clingy and dependant. You are hanging on to a hopeless endeavor or relationship. Alternatively, the dream may indicate that you are trying to avoid some issue. You are being evasive. Crabs are also symbolic of your irritable personality, as in the pun, being "crabby".
eat that
goodshedevil 7 months ago
@goodshedevil :O
NavySealWannabe67 7 months ago
@goodshedevil what do frogs and sonic the hedgehog mean?
werewolf873 7 months ago
@werewolf873 it means ur a fucking nerd hhahahahaha (frogger&sonic the hedgehog) ahahah maybe im a nerd for comuing up with that ahhaa
ilovsonic97 6 months ago
Super hero gay!
RockstahRegas 7 months ago
HE WASN'T WEARING LOAFERS WAS HE!? lol
kelleyrayanne 7 months ago
i once had a dream,i was just swinging on my swings when the next thing you know a there was a chipmunk wearing pants bitting me and it was like growing until the next thing you know i was was running across water and that thing was like "givemeee ur cookie" i was like wtf!!i have no cookie,then i was a giant cookie that when i woke up,.
nemuanimation 8 months ago
i once had a nightmare where instead of a crab chasing me, it waz 5 little 6 year olds who could ran fast as FUCKIN LIGHTNING!!!! i was jus sittin down eatin a giant twinkie doughnut and then they came outta nowhere "TWINKIIIIIIIIEEE, GIMMMMEEE!!!!!" and so i ran and lost them and then i wondered "wat the hell did they want?" and when i woke up i finally realized wat they wanted...........my giant twinkiw doughnut. XP
MAXIMUM646 8 months ago
LOL "He wasn't wearing lofer was he? OH-NO cause that would mean you were MEGA-ULTRA GAY! LIKE A SUPER HERO GAY!!" lol
decrane100 8 months ago 3
Lol, man, Mike must've been shitting him. Never heard of a dream book saying that crabs were supposed to represent gayness... lightning making it even more gay.
Zanativia 8 months ago
Ahahahhahahaha!!!!
josiescookies17 9 months ago
NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!
jetengine9 9 months ago
Shikamaru has a dream book? Crap. Mabey I should tell him about the Giant snowman with Red hair and a fan..with puppets and a byakugon...
SmellerbeesSister1 9 months ago 40
@SmellerbeesSister1 toshay o .o..
passwordrthebestship 9 months ago
I just died of happyness!!!
TobiShinobii 9 months ago
well done!
nintenthe2nd 9 months ago
Shukaku as a crab...Nice XD Poor NarutoxP
xxCelloxxGodessxx 9 months ago
2 people are crabs
dayham09 9 months ago
Who else went to check what crab really means in a dream rofl xD
talimspirit 10 months ago 42
@talimspirit Thinking about it XD
Sniperheartshot11 1 week ago
i can't breathe! XD "u are supper mega utra gay!"
Tip: never ask his friend for edvice! :)
HappyNekoLover 10 months ago
i can't breathe from laughter
but the dream part is true though
CharryChuCinder12 11 months ago
he wasent wearin loafers was he?.... OH NO!!!! cus th wuld mean tht ur mega ultron gay like a superherogay HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
musclecrewnova100 11 months ago
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD-dies of laughter-
xMiyukiKimurax 11 months ago
To dream of crabs, indicates that you will have many complicated affairs not that you're gay.
Live4TNA 11 months ago
@Live4TNA how wud u no? du u have a dream book? well do u!?
MrAsherquinn 10 months ago
@MrAsherquinn no, i read it online.
Live4TNA 10 months ago
LoL never old
MrBluesk8ter 1 year ago
HE SHOULD OF GRABBED A KNIFE AND A FIRE AND COOK THE CRAB!
XxAnimeKnowItAllxX 1 year ago 3
dude im not joking i had this dream b4.
hugsandkisses54321 1 year ago 5
I cant breath!!!!! HELP!!!!!! hahahaha.....calm down Jennifer!!! Calm down!!!
Japangothgirl9 1 year ago
1 person had that dream
MrKidKombat 1 year ago
it never gets old
ilovebuckshot 1 year ago
He wasn't wearing loafers was he- oh no! Dude, that means you're like super-ultra-mega-gay. =D
OxVanillaPeachesxO 1 year ago
did anyone every have a dream they vividly remember. like they happened years ago but you still remember it. i had one I WASN,T EVEN IN!!!
cloudfair2 1 year ago
@cloudfair2 yes me.... and that night i kept waking up...and every frickin time i went back to sleep the dream played on where it left off! all night.
lilashley888 1 year ago
2:35 WIN!!!
love3sucks 1 year ago
how can ur nightmare person runs fast as he want but u cant like Get UP!! i woke up a second but i went back to sleep~~
demonfox0000 1 year ago
He wasn't wearing loafers was he?!
shadowkoizumi85 1 year ago
I died from Laughtre fomr this XD ROFL
AxelXOrgXIII 1 year ago
XDD POOOOR NARUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TemariOfSand66 1 year ago
I wanna get a dream book now! ^_^
sandninjafan 1 year ago 5
OMG I had that exact dream a month ago 0_O
BlueLazyTiger 1 year ago
@BlueLazyTiger HAha 'Dude you're gay.' XDD just kidding!
Juura99 1 year ago
@BlueLazyTiger
omh thats great! xD
IrenaTheWiccan 1 year ago
lol he wasnt wearing loafers was he? bwahahaha...oh no!
sparrowgirl84 1 year ago
lmbo!!!!!!!!!!!! omg!
sparrowgirl84 1 year ago
what type of dream book is that "super hero gay" lol
decrane100 1 year ago
@mmmDeilicious yep lol
decrane100 1 year ago
naruto is pretty mega-ultra gay tho. XD lol
mclevelandca 1 year ago
@mclevelandca nuh uh so shut the fuck up
mytsukey 1 year ago
NARUTO THAT IS THE TRUTH YOU ARE SUPER MEGA ULTRA GAY
numderX 1 year ago
DUDE YOUR GAY LMAO XD XD
zaiah00 1 year ago
true u never get back into a awsome dream.
camrcam2 1 year ago 7
@camrcam2 That is true and it sucks....
domdom456789 1 year ago
giant gaara crab it a win!!
Mangafreak681 1 year ago
lol
lilipop8981 1 year ago
wonderful eyebrow twitch by shikamaru
gaaraiscookiemonster 1 year ago
YES FINALLY THE TRUTH IS REVELED. NARUTO YOU ARE GAY.
Lenasavannah 1 year ago
shikamaru: he wasn't wearing loafers was he?
naruto: oh no! XD
anothervideo18 1 year ago
xD naruto is super hero gay
EvilGodess20 1 year ago
wut episode is 1:47
happyhusky44 1 year ago
Super Hero Gay!
Emogummybear1873 1 year ago 5
hahahhahhahahaahahahahahahahah
asiapup 1 year ago
"NOT AGAIN!!!"
allielgirl 1 year ago 4
That Is So Funny :)
MrsKibaInuzuka1 1 year ago
Dane Cook is so damn funny! LOL i have a dream Book!i was being chased by a giant crab..WHAT!? LMAO!!!!!!
darkangel8191 1 year ago
ROTFLMAO!!!! Dude...you're gay XD KILLER!!
TheCoCaCoLa527 1 year ago
Loafers! XD
gigantor21 1 year ago
"I'm lookin' up crabs to see what they represent!" Too funny!!
annairbPeterson 2 years ago
i have a dream book hold on one second
metalhaven124 2 years ago
Hilarious! I LOVED IT.
Thecoldorangesoda 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
punksakura1992 3 years ago
LOL. NOT AGAIIIN!
DDRcutieXPNARUTO 3 years ago 137
*blink* *blink* umm...NARUTO...YOU SURE THAT'S A CRAB???
Wolfreak101X 3 years ago
omg! that was hilarious!!!!!!
Emoeverafter 3 years ago
i bet its wierd as hell to dream that...wait somethin like that happened 2 me once it was a 100-foot blender O.O'''
yumi288 3 years ago
that was ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnyyyyyyyyy i just cant stop laphing
dianah120 3 years ago
ULTRA-MAGA-SUPER GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
FromOutOfTheMist2008 3 years ago 133
omg cant stop laughing that was fucking funny XD
xXpunkerprincessXx 3 years ago
...dude, ur gay. LOL! the last part was funny!
narutoninjas08 3 years ago
lmao!!
darkgomugomu 3 years ago
LMFO(laugh my face off) Dane cook is HI-LARIOUS XD i couldnt stop laughing
youngdezzy03 3 years ago
dude that was crazy insane!!! great job!! XD
breezyanime5621 3 years ago