Barney the Pedo - Sega Genesis

[blakegriplingph]

Lol, rapeface.

[prairiedogeric10]

*twat* *twat* *twat*

[cybertec02]

Uyy:-) :-)

[StarBoy62]

I have a serious doubt that AVGN would review this. lol

[KaiserVadin]

2 + 2 is over 9000 !!!!!

[PsychoReaper49]

RAPE THAT KID!!

[KaiserVadin]

@PsychoReaper49 Barney hugs a gangsters ( Barney: Remember i love you ! / Gangster: WTF I WILL BUST A CAP IN YOUR ASS NOW NIGGA !!! )

[PsychoReaper49]

@KaiserVadin

I am having a hard time figuring that out because I am really high. Can you try making it clearer?

[KaiserVadin]

@PsychoReaper49 i mean can you think what would happen if barney hugged a gangster and said " I love you " lol

[PsychoReaper49]

@KaiserVadin

Ah. Obviously you're wrong, cuz there is no way that wouldn't melt the icy heart of even the most corrupt people.

[LordVoltRod2c]

This is very disturbing. If some one really acted like that they would be thrown in jail or most likely a candidate for psychiatric evaluation. I used to be nice and do things for my neighbors and that just made them hate me for some reason. Don't follow crap like this it can get you killed by suicide when you find out how much people HATE Christian gestures of kindness from the heart!!! Becouse of mental damage from this show I NOW HATE everyone and listen to satanic metal.

[BlazeZanite]

@LordVoltRod2c Good for you Ned flanders :3

[pizzapits]

I recently did a lets play/review/essay on this on my account with a friend. A lot of people neglect to see the greater meaning behind the video, the poetic metaphors behind each part, and what it's really about. If you think this game is truly about the psyche of a crazed pedophile, you need to go back and replay it to see the true meaning behind this game and what it stands for!

[cconec2]

Vey

[iloveme09100]

ohhhhh oookayyy lolz thx

[BeautyCosmeticStyles]

Lmao I keep laughn when he says "Oh Boyy"!! "Oh Dis and Oh that" hahahaha, Oh, Oh, Ohhh lol

[eetaman]

This is the first video game I've ever played lol! I remember I would play this and my older brothers would play Mortal Kombat. I was about 4 years old XD

[Kristanni20X6]

I'm surprised the cloud and the balloon could support the weight of his big ass.

[cory21ism]

well make a mj experience game video

[Rahhho]

this game should be on newgrounds! Thumbs up if you agree (Y)

[reinoheya]

OH BOY!

[dafranx]

Do you think Barney's gay or bi? Barney loves bears, he loves the big, hairy, gay guys. Barney loves Pedobear as well as the kids that they love.

[TheBeatlesPkmnFaan42]

@dafranx He's bi. He like girls, boys, and animals.

[Bailstuc]

So are you trying to tell me that tiny ass balloon is supposed to float that fat ass all the way to the top?

[Forevaballin123]

u missed a gift

[michaeljackson29ish]

Barney has problems

[hootyhaha]

It's embarassing for teens or adults when they make fun of games obviously meant for children. Why would you care about a Barney game in the first place? Were you actually disappointed with it, hoping it was fun for you? I guess that means you bought it?

[Superfreaxx]

@hootyhaha

Its not just the game. Nearly everything to do with Barney has been attacked, because his personality seems strikingly close to that of a pedophile, which kids wont pick up on-making his messages all the more dangerous.

[hootyhaha]

@Superfreaxx There's nothing pedo about Barney that's just silly LOL. That's a juvenile trend that lemming minded internet types have picked up on and carried to fit in with each other while trying to be humorous. To adults Barney should just be annoying. Which goes back to my post. Why take a game or program produced for a child seriously enough to get worked up over it? That really shows the lack of maturity in the mind of any young or older adult.

[Superfreaxx]

@hootyhaha

Alright, so what exactly were you doing looking up this video? So much for maturity then.

[hootyhaha]

@Superfreaxx This video game up to the side because it was related to the other video game videos I was watching before. Check the history of the comments when they were posted. Out of curiosity I clicked on the video, then started seeing the comments first. I love it when you angry internet types try to "UP" somebody on the web.

[Superfreaxx]

@hootyhaha

Ok this is my honest opinion. The reaction here is nothing new. Anti-Barney is one of the oldest internet memes dating way back to 1992 when the net was just going mainstream, and the characters mass popularity and annoyance did not help, and subsequently developed an anti fanbase in schoolyards and spread to the internet.

[Superfreaxx]

@hootyhaha

The reason why game has received has such a hostile reaction, is because of its association with a character as unpopular as Barney which will certainly make it the butt of internet jokes. That the game is made for kids doesnt make it an exception from any criticism. The games I played when I was three years old were much more challenging and far superior to this.

[hootyhaha]

@Superfreaxx But it's still a game for kids. Do you go to the toy aisle of a toy store in the junior section and start insulting the toys made for children? Or are you too mature for that, and move along? Do you make fun of other programming for kids only meant for kids? If you do then I guess that's what floats yer boat.

[RaymondLovesMen]

I notice this steals sounds from Mario.

[jibakukun]

i liked this game, is very bealtiful, i have 22 years old, and my favorite serie is resident evil, respect me.

[calvinmafra]

@jibakukun fag detected!

[mewichigo64]

i had this game and iused to allways try to throw barney off the cliff XDD

[ETFfan22]

(to the barney theme) Barney is a peadophile beyond imagination. When children and kids go near him he gets a huge erection. If I were offered a shot gun. I'd kill him in an instant. The next day when they go to school the kids will be marked absent. Barney shows them lots of things like how to play with them selves. He has them on a video, right onto his bookshelf.

[iloveme09100]

@ETFfan22 WHERE DID U FIND THIS INFO AT? MESSAGE ME IF YOU CAN. THANKS

[ETFfan22]

@iloveme09100 I made it up. Why?

[JacobDeadman]

rated OP for obvious pedophile

[0wn3dforlife]

Whoever made this must have been so high...

[BubbleAndSqueek100]

i love you love me, barney gave me HIV, it started with a kiss and ended on the floor, i got raped by barney dinosaur.

[kayethree]

i hate u

u hate me

lets go out and kill barney

shotgun bang bang on the floor

no more stupid dinosaur -_-

[gta99silverado]

the game is called, hide and go fuck yourself

[HuxLee27]

I want this game.

[peanut789]

boing!

[GetMeSomeBarney]

I luv u

u luv me

Barney gave me HIV

it started with a kiss

then ended on the floor

...I got raped by a dinosaur

haha (x

[SuperJoeSnow]

I wish I had that for my sega genesis!

[bkind77]

Not meant for kids - curse words and sexual connotations midway through!

[Lewinowitsch]

Ohh Boyyyy a Present Ohh Boyyy a Rubber DUCK!

[biker5211]

I am physically in awe right now. What the hell is this shit? It's on the verge of disturbing and funny, but leans very heavily on disturbing.

[LaceHearts]

I liked this game when I was little.

[cainisme]

Let's ride on the cloud!

Ooo hoo hoo

Oh boy!

A balloon!

Oh look! It's a friend!

*hugs the small child*

Remember I love you!

*takes the 5 small children away in a van* Oh boy!

[darthgrahf]

1:55 The Nazis were singing this song in Schindler's List. Barney's racist too.

[darthgrahf]

A side scroller where you can't die/kill anyone? Fail.

[MrWackypackages]

HAHA it sounded like he said peddy bear!!

[carrie12233344445555]

I played this when I was 1.. I loved it.. lol

[909Dwayne]

At one point I thought barnet said "What the fuck"" D:

[deadrosestoblack]

this game was the SHIT! i loved it when I was little

[Heatherfly12]

he is a pedo



[KHdays358]

Omg... WTF?!

[carrierpilot1357]

REMENBERSH, OHI LUHV YOO

I think my fucking ear drums popped.

[CircusJaximus]

I know that the beginning of the video told me to be prepared for how retarded this game is, but I still wasn't prepared enough.

[omgwaffles09]

thanks for the walkthrough it realy helped me with this game

[drcoolcabbage]

Is it just me, or is he actually strangling the people he "hugs?"

[veemonjosh]

Wtf, "Notes for Grown-Ups"? Are they assuming that the parents'll be playing the game for the kid? I thought the point of a game like this was to distract the child, not to know the very basic controls so the kid is helpless in beating it without you.

"I see a friend..." GOD that sounds creepy.

[silentzorah]

I'd like to see some asshole kiss a real rabid raccoon and see what happens.

[SonichuFan4Ever]

Was this run on an emulator, or an actual Genesis? There seems to be a lot of voice, very unusual for 16 bit cartridge games. The graphics also seem pretty crisp for 16-bit.

[sebaa2008]

seriously,no,SERIOUSLY, why sega included this game in sega genesis!!?

[thane145]

@ theactiongamemaster are you a fucking moron this game sucks major dick

[LexLight1]

@thane145 I think that he was sarcastic. xD

[veemonjosh]

@thane145 Sarcasm is a certain art that seems to go over the heads of your generation.

[dirtymeehan]

Someone should made Duke Nukem:Kill Barney

[benjamin656564]

which idiot would buy this fucking game? its just looking around for children and presents?

[TheActionGameMaster]

This is the best game ever made...why the hell isn't it on the Wii Virtual Console yet?

[DaRkSpArTaN02]

WTF¡

[weezcake]

Hey look, it's like Wii bloatware from the 90s

[MaddyPuppyMuffins]

I have this game system, and all the games are gay as hell.

[antiSULA]

the rakoon no help rakoon run and hide

[DementedFreak917]

I see a friend! Remember, I love you. 0.O

[123pussypop]

LMMFAO! BARNEY & MR. ROGERS ARE TAG-TEEM MOLESTERS!

[spicybunz1]

omg i used to love this game <3

[israfel33]

DINOSAUR PEDERASTIAN APOLOGY...fOR SURE IS INVENTION OF cHURCH

[assasination0sam]

pedo raptor : 0:49

[SunBokSegaGirl]

Man, that don't even SOUND like Barney >.> I used to watch him all the time when I was little... =| wait, why is barney blowing kisses to rocks and hearts? He's desperate XD

[oiramldx]

why is it that stuff for little kiddies are the creepiest stuff?

[RabidRaccoonUK]

Urgh... To think this would have cost at least £35/$60 when it first came out... :-/

[Joe90xl]

1:26 to 1:32

Barney hugged a bear, is this stupid game trying to teach kids to hug and pet wild animals, Including LARGE MAN KILLING CARNIVORES LIKE BEARS?! What a terrible game!!!

[MetaL556]

@Joe90xl That was a pedobear

[NinetyNate]

at :36 did he do the quagmire thing?

[harrysins]

some one should hack that rom and turn him into the pedo bear

[HimekaHaruna]

....can you say facepalm?

[estlib]

this game is retarded

[ironyoshi1212]

Can U Kill Him In That Game?

[Feliscar]

And you wonder why so many kids grow up to be gay and/or mental...

This is why you should raise your kids before the T.V. does.

[WITCHBLADE111]

racoon attack kill

[GreekDiva89]

i used to lOVE this game when i was little HAHAHAHAHAHA

[BarneyThePedophile]

♥♥♥ HoOO HoOOO!! ThAtSh Me, I Am A PEdOPhIle

[BarneyOfficial]

@BarneyThePedophile i'm the real barney

[joachimarmster1]

lol@1:12

Let's go fuck.

[stwawbewwy]

that was the hardest time I ever had watching a video, especially considering I was a Barney slave as a child

[shanek17901]

lol

[ForceRecon198]

May cause mental retardation for ages 2 and up.

[AllisonTheSNLGuru]

This game is so laughable - I used to have Sega Channel when I was 13 years old, and one of my friends and I found this game and thought it would be funny to play. We kept trying to walk Barney off a cliff...I remember saying "WHY WON'T YOU DIE, BARNEY?!" And then he would hug the kids...we used to crack up playing this game.

And then we beat and and jokingly acted like it was an amazing victory!

[KlOnDiKeBaR3226]

@Iiam0lovin0t i think its a trash can

[liam0lovin0it]

a racoon OHH SHIT

[retrotowers]

Lol at the random green thing

[danju2]

how the fuck u missed one?

[SegaBroadcast]

Barney had alot of anti award for this show.

[International72521]

How can you miss one item in a Barney game?

[TaylorKazarian]

BORING!

[GuysSeriously]

Barney is good if you want ur kids to trust pedos lmao

[messijr]

lmao i knew sumthing wernt right about him

[AllMightyDiesel]

hahahah look at the faces of the kids they look wacked out on something!!

[imboor3d]

lmfao

[caitjill]

banrey

[LyricsCo]

This was the fuckingest gayest game i had played on my sega lol i had got this for free and i quit in like 2 minutes

[123zorrito]

QUE JUEGO DE MIERDA!!!!

[WindowsFREAKy]

1:12 Barney says "Let's go f***"

[Hamsteere]

Mwa

[VinhTon4554]

Lol.....What comes into your mind when a strangers says "Hey, kids! Let's play hide and seek!"

[Beholdthecoma]

especially if he's big and purple.

[Carlemone]

lol at the way he says OH BOY all the time xD

[GenocideISFunny]

wth would you ever buy this game

[robertcote1]

lol he failed at barney missed one present lmao

[devinpirate]

I don't think it is a bad game.

[Evil666goth]

I could have sworn Barney was about to hug that watering can and flower!

[trimer34]

Barney = MARICA.

[TheLastMcv]

barney is a pedo and is in too beastality...what next

[Timegod25]

im now deaf and my eternal organs are turning black

[greekLeon]

my eyes and ears are bleeding

[PeachsPeaches]

Remember, I love you. xD

[wmsfootball41]

wtf?!?!?

that looks like the worlds hardest platform game!!!

[gartini]

hey,hey,hey, you seem to be enjoying tha game man...

[2bin]

Damn, no wonder kids growing up on Barney are so retarded.

[260830107]

"remember, I LOVE YOU"

pedo xP

[jupiter1716]

Damn, thought it was a ROM hack.

[valentina1abigail]

my son is fanatic with this game, and only 2 years old using to pc for play with barney !!!! its a good game only is for childrens babys and i am from argentina and mi baby lloves Barneyyyyyyy

[dolphen111]

wow i just spent 4:02 of my life scared shitless

[keyboardt15]

wth? lol

[benjistoll]

i used to have this game and play it everyday when i was 4 then i turned 5 and was like wtf this game is horse shit!!!

[wulfio]

i can't believe I watched this whole video. I'll have to do it drunk on level 2.

[TwilightCat13]

I wonder if that title screen gave anyone seziures O_O

[darkshadows87]

I remember playing this when I was younger! It scared me sometimes D:

[RayManx87]

not just the most retarded sega game, but the most retarded game ever made period.

[megamarsonic]

I MUST CONFESS!!!

I was probably the biggest Barney fan when I was little.

...I probably still would have played Tetris instead of this, though (and I HATE tetris...so boring and yet...so addictive...)

[kcuhc4]

that raccoon has rabies barney don't touch it!!!!

[deixsakuxkakashi]

ughh the gaynesss

[kbowe1]

ya know, it makes me depressed that this old ass barney game has dialog and yet i still have to read through boring ass text boxes in new games. wtf.

[gomitascami]

por favor no lea esto

el 13 de octubre de 1991

un niño llamado nick se tiro de un puente debido a problemas familiares

si ya leiste esto debes copiar y pegar

en otros 5 videos mas o si no

nick vendra por toda tu familia

hazlo o moriran por favor hazme caso

yo lo lei y lo hice .

[ExpertDude13]

Remember I love you!

[TheHeroForce]

Don't Love Him Hate Him

[jchrolle]

fuck fuck fuck fuck this game

[TroyMikaga]

This game made my day when I was little. I just found it when I got my genesis out.

[figment1988]

i bought this game at a goodwill, and to be flat out honest: this game is jurassic diarrhea coming out of my dick. i'd rather get prison raped by the Jonas Bros, or star in a remake of 2 girls 1 cup with Zac Efron. this game fucking sucks, it fucking blows, it sucking fucks, it's a piece of shit... and it should've been buried in the same landfill where those copies of ET are

[Beholdthecoma]

To be honest, I'd rather play this than have to eat some other guys crap. I mean, it would only take you about 5-10minutes to finish, whereas having the guts to eat a turd is gonna take a while.

[Sk8xBored5]

YOOOOO....I swear this was my GAME when I was little!!!

[blazkowicz1]

lol. This game is... FAIL

[hedgehogclan]

BEST VIDEOGAME EVER

(no)

[jangelofubeda]

SURE

[franka64]

God, i'm sure the designers of this game were high on meth at the time...

[VideyoJunkei]

So, please tell me on level 5 he goes on a rampage...right?!

[EmoBessie]

Duuude

I so want a go of this game ^_^

Not really

Who Is barney really played by??

[nintendogamer75]

I just crapped my pants out of fear.........

[Twilightfan261]

omg i used to play this game every day!

it was so fun barney is NOT a pedo

[soontobetwo]

why does it not surprise me that a present day twilight fan was once the ffan of a big purple pedophile played by who we all think is michael jackson?

[VysetheTard]

Because Twilight fans love things that are shockingly, brain-rapingly awful, soontobetwo.

[CaptVelocity]

No, they're afraid of Barney too. Most people are.

[MikeApocalipse]

OMG!!! what is this shit o_O

[counternub40]

Barney is a pedophile

He rapes little children

they get scared

but he dont care

Coz its part of their imagination

[HyperSonicXtreme]

Uh oh

[BlueBoltThunder]

OH BOIII

[TheMegaFuck99]

he's pretty gentle for a dinosaur! i bet he smokes pot before going for his outdoor adventures! hahahahaha!

i mean shoudlnt dinosaurs destroy everything in their path!

AT THE ENDING BARNEY SHOULD WATCH JURASSIC PARK AND TURN INTO GODZILLA!! HAHAHAHAHA!

[ghostfacekilla23]

Barney-"Oh look a bear!"

Bear-"ROAR MUNCH, MUNCH, MUNCH."

Barney-"AHSLJDHASJDHLKHhlhlh kids help!!"

Kids-"Look Barney the bear tickling your tummy, yeah he loves you alot"

Barney-"FUCKING HELP ME..............uhuhuuuhhh..._­_________________________(flat­line)"

Kids-"Thx Bear he was gettin on my fuckin nerves with all that love that'll teach you not to make me share my golden bears bitch!"

[nikrpg]

holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!