Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 33 - Costume Party

[wwefan12372]

ألله أكبر

[iRobotDroid]

I get it and I'm 10

jk but even 10 year olds can get it

[kingofallguitarheros]

i had this weird experience with this animal, i was at the zoo and this cougar was staring at me. ten mins later it was eating me ;)

[Dokuro621]

I'm 14 n I get it! ^_^

[Hitzumari]

@Dokuro621 Lol - me too.

[ButtaWaxProductions]

thumbs up if you saw devil eli

[QuantisHero]

A man and his father have a talk about jacking off.

Dad: Hey son, if you dont quit jacking off, you will go blind.

Son: Hey dad, you're talking to the television again.

[maxsinwo]

@QuantisHero Lol, copy of mitzhan

[QuantisHero]

:D Devil Eli at 0:22

[wwefan12372]

الله اكبر

[soURfunnyYOUthink]

wheres the dam new ones!!!!!

[AlyssaABarrett]

Haha am i the only one who noticed the devil lady in the background was eli??? :)

[johnfatbelly]

0:27 Eli is in a she devil costume

[itzjuzz]

fuck, im so sick minded

[dudupoduappu]

@itzjuzz go kill yourself

[bulbajackel1]

look up the lonely island's jizz in my pants to get this...

[AshForte]

fantastic

[Alexusrox97]

I don't get it :(

[VideoGamerHD]

@Alexusrox97 The guy dressed as a sperm cell...

The punch line is he just CAME in his pants. If you're younger than your tennage years, you'll get it around 13 years old.

[voltex12345]

i'd choose you over family guy any day of the week

[EG101ify]

these joke suck

[muzmurder3]

i dont understand a thing, ahh fuck, ok lets watch some real porn now. bye.

[wwemaniac22]

anyone else find a hidden joke?

"this is a quicky"

he's premature ejaculation.

[PRXSVR]

these are classes

I've watched from 1 to now

[Jarod3926]

lol female eli devil at 0:25

[makiney13]

@Jarod3926 lol so creepy btw!!!!!!!



[Jarod3926]

@makiney13 whats a linked comment?

[makiney13]

@Jarod3926 hi Jarod.. about female devil at 0:25... its funny, but also creepy

[thatlostguy22]

"OK this is a quikie" LOL

[VintageMew]

How come the guy seem interested in the girl didnt? D:

[errbodylook2darite]

i got it and i'm 12 lol

[ekrajb123]

@IzzyBuzyFrizzy Noob >_>

[PwnzingFilms]

0:44 (on the left) I AM DAVE! YOGNAU(GH)T AND I HAVE THE BALLS!

[hiheho11233]

i dont get it

[Dennys787]

@hiheho11233 Come or cum get t now?

[Isukoa]

I found the video to be only funny because of the reaction from the girl.

[nikstarboy]

u see the eli devil costume?

[fireblast64]

When does a woman both laugh AND cry?

When she's raped by a clown.

[WheatiesOnBroadway]

@fireblast64 bo burnham.... you clever bastard!

[fireblast64]

@WheatiesOnBroadway I'm not Bo Burnham, but I am flattered!

[nintendogirl3000]

*shivers8 ewwww

[u2dvdbonofunny]

who saw eli in a devil cost

ume?

[08mohawk]

look at the face of the host in the end!!!

[whites8980]

lol he ejaculated in his pants, lmao. but not for reals though.

[TheGoldenPickle]

lolololol

[JamesSupraXx999]

i dont get it

[pokemonblack101]

u hav to b mature to get this lol "i just CAME in my pants"

[mtyler5000]

@pokemonblack101 coming from a man, with pokemon in his name ... -_-

[ChuckleKing]

@mtyler5000 @pokemonblack101 dude he burrrrrrned you XD

[shibb90]

@mtyler5000 don't diss pokemon untill you have read and acknowledged the manga!

[pokemonblack101]

@shibb90 thank you i play pokemon but im not a 7 year old kid from japan omg pokemon is completely fine u shouldnt be dissed for playing

[Bomtons]

@pokemonblack101 im only 14 and i get it lol :D

[xXiWuBaNiMeXx]

@Bomtons lol i got it and im 13 and my bro got it before me and hes 11 turning 12

[multihalo123]

@pokemonblack101 bro i kinda didnt understand but i think i might know.. plz tell me

[shibb90]

@multihalo123 how old are you? tell me ur real age because juding on ur answer i'll tell you

[multihalo123]

@shibb90 i thnk im old enough im 14

[shibb90]

@multihalo123 dude, ur 14 and u don't get it? nvm then (if u said a young age i would say ur too young trolololol...)

[multihalo123]

@shibb90 now i got it thx for the (non) help

[catik14]

@pokemonblack101 hahaha.. I dont get it..!!... maybe I'm not mature enough... XD

[TennesseeBaby77]

@pokemonblack101 O.O

[ElderFantasy]

@pokemonblack101 You're joking right? You sound like a damn 10 year old.

[AcousticHustler]

@pokemonblack101 maturity has nothing to do with it, clearly. It's how knowledgeable you are.

[randomsongsnointro]

@pokemonblack101 no u dont

[nakedpeasdude]

@pokemonblack101 You have to be mature to get it? Thats why you dont know how to spell right?

[xxLykABossxx]

@pokemonblack101 mature ? more like immature !! 11 and 12 year olds would get this .. i should know O_o LOL

[funayyshiz]

@pokemonblack101 you have to be immature actually :P lmao

[kungfoolkyle1998]

i dont get it



[meluvmuskpunk]

@kungfoolkyle1998 idiot.

[mrayquaza]

@kungfoolkyle1998 that because ur a little kid

[kungfoolkyle1998]

@mrayquaza im 18

[mrayquaza]

@kungfoolkyle1998 so how do you not get it?

[kungfoolkyle1998]

@mrayquaza

idk

[FeyenoordRotterdam97]

I JUST FARTED

[GarySpatzScam]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooll­lll that's such an awesome joke!!!!!

[AngelGirl1591]

lol the woman in the devil costume at 0:25 is eli

[FireStarDoink]

I don't get it

[paradoxparody]

@FireStarDoink He said he was a premature ejaculation, when he said he just CAME in his pants it was a double entendre to mean that jizzed in his pants.

[ooPETERo]

@FireStarDoink then your probably pre-teen

[SuperUnit15]

@FireStarDoink ejaculation is cum he said he "just came in his pants" cum=came but different time tense

[pcgam3r666]

@FireStarDoink He came in his pants ;)

[NinjaPandaz27]

lol, elis teh devil!

[PR4NKmaster]

he just came in his pants

[kingofasom]

lol the wife walks away

[0wolfplayer0]

XD Came, as in the past tense of come! LOL

[FinalFantasyAerith]

Class :)

[MW2Eagle0388]

got one

ok so this guy walks into a bar doesn't duck and faints. the second guy does the same thing.the third one is a girl and she ducks, the turns around. when the 2 guys wake up, they say, where'd our wife go? the bartender comes out and says, she liked the bars wood better than yours!

[AMERICASMUSICTODAY]

id get it



[DUDELOVE5551SBRO]

eli is the devil at the right

[catik14]

u should consider to add english subtitles... please..!!!!!!

[SheSister]

@catik14 what? this is awesome, giving spanish or french people a reason to learn real english! :D im swedish and i think it is great that this doesn't have subtitles to rely on! If you know good english you understand it, if you don't... well then practise some more! Better with no subtitles, you can't ask for subtitles in the real world right? if that was possible then oh lucky spain and france who are unreasonable when it comes to english!

[catik14]

@SheSister I know "in the real life there are no subtitles".. my english teachers have always said it. (n_n)

I acknowledge I'm not good at speaking or listening English, But one way to learn any foreign language is reading what you are listening to.. have you ever heard about audiobooks...?? If I'm asking ENGLISH subtitles (I'm not even asking spanish subtitles) is to learn..

[Luckydae14]

@catik14 why you can understand perfectly fine.

[antoncurmi]

that dudcks one fuckin ass

[GrimmTim2]

I just found next year's Halloween costume lol

[queenfrostine97]

i tried to explain this one to my friend, she still didn't get it

[DepressingPain]

el is the devil at 00:24

[0DonRain0]

Lame =) but it's awesome

[Dalziel45]

Came is the past tense of come. Which sounds wrong.. -.-

[8iluvu]

I don't get it ........ Will someone please explain

[spidermonkey1993]

@8iluvu Meaning he was getting undressed and he "came in his pants", before fully undressing, Meaning ejaculated into his pants..

[mishima147]

@8iluvu his custom was a premature eyeculation, that's why, he was just wearing his panths where there was the only article of clothing that had his eyeculation

[anshuman532]

motherfcker!!1

[jimdaflynn]

eli was the devil........

[CjmKeybladeMaster14]

Haha

[NinoMaso]

the devil old woman at 0:23 was eli!!!

[dailylife100]

The guys face at the end while the girl walks away is what made it funny

[Kirabowen]

0:26 eli is the devil girl

[legorocks4256]

theres something formilier about that old lady with the devile castom i just cant put my penis on it (I FUCKING KNOW ITS EIL) ps:HOLY SHIT THAT CLOWN PICTURE SCARE THE LIVING TESTICALS OFF ME

[danny10846]

I watch these just to spot the Eli look-a-likes

[TheAbigailMariano]

OMG! it's Eli at 0:43

[stinset2]

after 10 tries, I finnaly got it :D ( I think)

[SittingMooseShaman]

... an-nnd, the chick walks away...

[jboyken3]

who else here suddenly want to watch Jizz in My Pants - by Lonely Island???

[IAMSHAWNFLYNN]

@jboyken3 That song is frickin retarded!

[JasperAmaranth]

hehe.. i saw what you did there... XD

[PsychopathUltimate]

That was a good one.

[DrPie0licious]

haha..."Alright, this is a quickie" :P

[PunchingKitty]

Eli is the devil at 0:40

[ndkblackhawk]

great stuff

[octogirlpretty]

This is my very favorite of the whole series. Hilarious!

[Brugar18]

i get the joke but it aint funny

[chaminade11]

hahahahaha this is funny shit

[Superfunny122]

eli is the guy who is dressed as a devil

[Drewxhunt98]

@Superfunny122 thats a girl

[Deviousdarnell]

eli was sitting right there in the devil costume ......

[BinklePlease]

@alifaraz2193 fuck off and learn how to spell

[MegaSony3]

great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[HadesKHG]

i don't get this 

[ravensgate256]

@HadesKHG well cum, do you get it now?

[dracosman2000]

people i'm 1 and i get this now if u will excuse me i made a poopy

[RabidDog51]

@dracosman2000 you are one fucking smart 1 year old then. bitch

[dracosman2000]

@RabidDog51 bad man say mean words whaaaaaaaaw!

[sueygurl1962]

<3

[danieldvs100]

@sueygurl1962 ikr

[LTFysgeo]

after he said "i just came in my pants," the funniest part of the video when the burgler started to smile. lol

[metallica4life101]

Eli is the devil with breasts.

[WTFIUPAH]

lol im 19 i watched this like 20 times and i dont get it lol

[lilduner183]

@WTFIUPAH  me to 0_0

[WOOEEitsKAYLAA]

IM 13 AND I GET THIS AHAHAH !

[mattysillyer]

ELI IS THE SHE-DEVIL

[donkylalex]

Devil=Eli

[MADmanHATTER5]

You, sir, are a hero

[lolokazoo11]

im like 16 and i had to watch it 2 times to get it hahahaha  XD

[Cornygurl669]

@conradbhockey Aww really? How sad. R.I.P. :(

[leexxyyx33]

i CRACKED up when i heard this ; i love this :)

[Cornygurl669]

How old is Eli anyway?

[conradbhockey]

@Cornygurl669 79 he died of a heart attack though :(

[residentevil5pwner]

@conradbhockey when

[conradbhockey]

@residentevil5pwner i don't remember i heard about it last year

[patriots43v3r]

i thought the joke was over when eli said this ones a quickie

[74119494]

mrsmike ur dising young people...young people these days lose their virginities where im from... nd trust me we are no foreigners, thats just todays generetion...but for real, a damn 3 year old would understande this joke...'he came in hiz pants' WE AINT STUPID WOMAN!!!!-.- we get all of his jokes and to those 58 people whom voted up for that!

[Mexicanboiy]

MrsMikeDirnt i am 11 and i get this lol =]

[InvaderEma]

he said hes a mature ejectulation, and he said he just CAME in his pants witch means he cumed

[ptuku]

@InvaderEma *pre-mature*

[michaelangelo323]

haha! not bad! oh and btw, for all u trolls im 12

[residentevil5pwner]

@michaelangelo323 im 11

[douchecorporation]

@courtneykakes r u seriouse im thirteen and i get it!!! wtf is wrong with u

[courtneykakes]

@douchecorporation OHHHHH

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDD

I get it AHAHAHAHAHA I wasnt listening at the last part and i was like....Wtf doesnt make sense. xDD Yes yes i get it.

[3mot30]

eli is the kid and the person behind the robber have viking hat ,sword, roman clothe and shiel;d

[PuniperTV]

Eli is the devil woman on the couch

[BlazinBobs]

wow lol that is a great costume

[sanimalscoolzfriend]

I'm gonna do that! must be epic!!

[Keeby12]

Wow ...

[Railen281]

wow that was just...wow

[RageKingsFTW]

hahahahaah

[Insertnamesz]

I just came in my pants>

I just ejaculated in my pants>

for all you 12 year olds watching this.

[Alb20century]

@Insertnamesz And you ofcourse, the much older and wiser 15 year old need to explain to them what this is xD

[Insertnamesz]

@Alb20century Exactly.

[GamerMunchy]

@Alb20century in this case, the older the funnyer! lol i love eli's jkes

[ITSlindsey928]

@Insertnamesz yea i know 10 yr olds arent supposed to watch this but i get it.He came in his pants as in he cummed jeez

[BecauseIamDiffrent]

I know 10 year olds who get this.. ._.