"Santa Christ" from Nostalgia Critic (by Skitch)

[GamekidCentral]

Fights monsters for fun? Hangs out with Mr.T?! Now this is guy to hang with.

[AceAttorny]

the real santa christ would feed the pancakes to orphan kittens!

[obiwanobiwan13]

I'm an agnostic-atheistic-Jew...

AND I LOVE SANTA CHRIST! :D

[Mongler37]

@obiwanobiwan13 Huh? So which is it? Do you think there may or may not be a god, that there absolutely is no god, or do you believe in G-d? Oh well, at least you're neither a Mormon or a Scientologist.

[faroskrue]

all love santa christ

[KingGekko]

I wonder if he likes pancakes.

[NashTheBlade]

Who's more awesome...Santa Christ, or Super Mecha Death Christ BC version 4.0 BETA, BITCH!

[TheRandomkid321]

@NashTheBlade That isnt an easy decision. What would happen would be the battle would go on for 100 years. Then santa christ would do a move so destrucatable it destroyed the wole northeren hemisphere and only they survived then out of nowhere chuck norris would stare santa crist to death and destroy deth christ with a flick.

[Raiden83698]

Something's wrong

[nerdrevoltadovgs2]

I.. I love you Santa Christ!

[CAPCOMMASTER]

Santa Christ just passed by :3

[thegirlwiththehoodie]

His laugh is so infectious. I want to hug him ^_^

[MMazi1211]

My favourite (santa)christmas song.

[DarkTider]

Santa Christ should be incorporated into normal christmas ^^

[tassadarxp00]

Adolf Lucifer would dislike this.

[nfani0]

Santa Christ is my savior of choice.

[DavePlissken]

"You say pancakes twice"

"I like pancakes"

[supersaiyansonic1223]

santa claus gives you presents if your good, jesus forgive all your sins. Ergo regardless of what you have done you will get presents from santa christ

[inamerica55585]

@supersaiyansonic1223 Your logic is flawless. But is Santa Christ an Anti-Semite like Santa? You know, santa doesn't give Jewish kids presents because he's an anti-semite and all that.

[RollandDynasty]

@inamerica55585 Would that mean he'd hate the Christ part of himself?

[inamerica55585]

@RollandDynasty That's a very good question...

I'd like to find out.

[RollandDynasty]

@inamerica55585 Ask that guy

[whitechapel0095]

sounds more believable than the whole jesus story.

[papershadow69]

Santa Claus brought me an old cassette player

Santa Christ brought me a Plasma TV, Blu-ray player and surround sound system

[yodadude666]

I wonder if Santa Christ likes Pancakes...

[TheGeneralCritic]

My computer was lagging terribly, but then Santa Christ showed up! My computer runs so fast I headshot people before I click my mouse button! Thank you, Santa Christ!

[stlouisrocker100]

@TheGeneralCritic That happened to me too. Santa Christ is the greatest neighbor ever.

[jawsTeh]

Please enable Ratings, I guarantee you'll get alot of likes! Im pretty sure all your other viewers will help too

[Herbarius]

@jawsTeh The reason I have not enabled ratings for this video is because it is not my content. I only grabbed the Santa Christ song from a Nostalgia Critic video and put it up on YouTube.

[QuicklimeTime]

@Herbarius

How...very noble of you. Quite a rarity these days.

[jawsTeh]

@jawsTeh That makes sense

[magmos]

I had a flat tire once, then Santa Christ showed up, fixed my tire, tuned up the rest of my car, and Gave me Red Velvet cake with Cream Cheese frosting!

God damn I love Santa Christ!

[ThatManinWhite]

Can I get this as my ringtone?

[SammEater]

Damn, I want this music to play in my house on the next Christmas, believe in Santa Christ. :D

[mitie23]

Love child o_0

[drumlip]

I can never quite hear what it says as 0:32. What does he do with curtains?

[TsucasaElkGSI]

@drumlip Hem your curtains for free. Repair them in other words.

[Clickykid]

i wish it was christmas now

[otakusoul22]

I believe in Santa Christ and Super Mecha Death Jesus!

[hollowsephiroth]

@otakusoul22 You mean Super Mecha Death Christ BC Ver. 4.0 Beta bitch!

[WolfBetter]

I BELIEVE IN SANTA CHRIST!!!!!

[MrHEC381991]

why does "surfing in space" sound like the most AMAZING thing to do!

[NoMorePopMusic]

people might think its avgn, but i think it rob walker

[Doogerization]

@NoMorePopMusic its rob

[NoMorePopMusic]

@Doogerization yea thats what i thought so

[IWantLindseyToWantMe]

@deceptibots1 It's Rob Walker, Doug's brother. It's cool, some people just don't know xD

[tragicxcigarette]

HE'S FUCKING AMAZING

[yodadude666]

I wonder if he like Pancakes?

[TheTrueChuster]

I didnt believe in Santa Claus or Jesus Christ either...

but, now, I fucking believe in Santa Christ now!

[DarkTider]

Love this song, but one small suggestion for adjustment.

Instead of:

"santa christ, santa christ

We all love santa christ

He is santa a jesus, goddammit santa christ"

make it:

"santa christ, santa christ

We all love santa christ

He is santa and jesus, goddamn he is nice"

;)

[rbthepwnful]

@DarkTider "Goddammit Santa Christ"? No, it's "Goddamn, he's Santa Christ!"

At least, I think it is.

[MrSantaChrist]

I AM SANTA CHRIST!

[bestshowontheweb]

@MrSantaChrist Pfft, no your not man, come on.

[JimmyPlayz]

I BELIEVE!!!!!

[SilverSonic202]

I believe... In Santa Christ.

[UntitledHome]

@Fedoradsamurai

Santa Christ can play an electric guitar like a bass.

LIKE A BASS.

[TheGeneralCritic]

I sing this in front of my parents.

Blasphemy has never been so awesome.

[obombus]

santa christ, merry birthmas

[DramaMajor713]

I believe in Santa Christ!!

[Navej95]

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[TheDjlstar]

i can't make it through a Christmas without singing this song!

[JustAnUke]

I....I...I BELIEVE IN SANTA CHRIST -insert overly cheesy I believe in santa christ moment-

[KevServo]

I know humor is subjective, but if you find Santa Christ the least bit funny you're a goddamn crack smoking moron.

[Bowserboy21]

@KevServo Consider me a crack smoking moron then. *Resumes watching Santa Christ*

[randomosity1993]

@KevServo So the fact that we enjoy an internet video that you cannot find any comical value in automatically makes us both a crack addict and a moron. That makes perfect sense and your post totally isnt hypocritical in the slightest because comedy is subjective but anything you don't find funny isnt comedy so you are totally safe on the hypocrite side of things. Good day to you sir.

[Zanesavage]

This is now my ringtone. Every time someone calls me, someone near me is cured of cancer or herpes...

[iamironman662]

I LOVE YOU SANTA CHRIST

[phoenix5004]

there is no jesus or santa there is only santa christ

[Gl3nnman]

Santa Christ 2x

We all love Santa Christ.

He is Santa and Jesus god damn he's Santa Christ.

He atoned for all our sins but he also likes pancakes, he saved puppies from a fire, and he also likes pancakes

He played bass for Aerosmith, reads the sick orphans too.

He goes surfing in space and makes really good fondue

He shoots lasers from his eyes, and your curtains for free.

He'll fight monsters for fun and hang out with mr. T

Santa Christ 3x

You are the best and we love you Santa Chiiiiiiiiiist

[GoldenGal42]

I have to wonder... Santa Christ v Chuck Norris...

[Quartrez]

@GoldenGal42 Rather Santa Christ vs Super Mega Death Christ 2000 BC Version 4.0 Beta.

[GoldenGal42]

@Quartrez Why would they fight each other? Ooooh. Santa Christ and Super Mega Death Christ 2000 BC 4.0 Beta V Chuck Norris. That's a fight I would pay to see. Throw in Rambo to be the peanut man.

[Denluddigasaken]

@GoldenGal42 not even a wonder, Santa Christ wins even before the fight have started :P

[HOPEKMEYER19]

I BELIEVE IN SANTA CHRIST! :D

and I also believe in GOD, Jesus & Snata too :D

[Xobralvl70]

I belive in Santa Christ! ...or not since im atheist

[BranislavDJ]

@Xobralvl70

I'm athiest,and believe in Santa...he brings me presents :D

[librabeauty23]

I BELIEVE IN SANTA CHRIST =D

[MrSantaChrist]

SANTA CHRIST APPROVES OF THIS VIDEO!!!

[drewski4u]

what is that from!? What review?

[Martmeisterpaladin]

@drewski4u The "Star Wars Holiday Special".

[LawrenceOlaf]

Can someone put up the lyrics for this please?

[pauladrian360]

I put this theme in Gran Turismo on PSP and I lol for hearing this XD

[Timic83amv]

make sure to torrent turkish rambo and kickassia dvd iso!

[TacosIncorperated]

Am I the only one who thinks that Santa Christ looks like who I think it is?

[SlientChaos]

F@#K-ing bears!

[TheRetna1111]

(Comment about Santa Christ and Chuck Noris).

[buttscratchaa1]

My hero! The only thing better is Chuck Noris

[MrSantaChrist]

I approve of this song!

[capthavic]

anyone know where i can get the just the music without the lyrics?

[heroestratos]

HE SHOOTS LASERS FOR HES EYES!

[bowserking64]

@heroestratos but he also likes pancakes

[bestshowontheweb]

He makes really good fondue

[beastlysword]

Everyone who does not like Santa Christ is going to the eleventh level of Hell, which has an obnoxious douchebag with unconvincing dreads and with grapes shoved up his nose constantly shouting the words "bloopity bloopity bloopity" over and over.

[Timic83amv]

@beastlysword Because the bloopity scene TOTALLY went for that long in the original movie.

[beastlysword]

@Timic83amv No, but you can do a constant loop of it.

[Timic83amv]

@beastlysword me doing a shitty nc like review

MAN, THE SCENE IN SHAWSHANK WHERE ANDY GETS RAPED GOES FOR EVER AND EVER BECAUSE I LOOPED IT

[Themexicansnob]

I BELIEVE IN SANTA CHRIST!!

[Timic83amv]

santa christ... this isnt funny

[FantocheXIII]

@Timic83amv "...he play base with Aerosmith, read to sick orphans too, he goes surfing in space, and make really good fondeu!"

Without point all the puppy-saving, laser-shooting-from-the-eyes and Mr T-hanging-with thing.

What is not to like?

[Timic83amv]

@FantocheXIII Its Doug Walker, he isnt funny

[inuyashavsnaruto]

@Timic83amv You just don't find him funny?

[Arthus850]

@inuyashavsnaruto not only does he not find him funny, he thinks that all of his fans are pathetic. and I think his constant trolling makes him pathetic

[EnderPryde]

@Timic83amv Santa Christ isn't Doug, it's Rob, That Other Guy with the Glasses.

[nepomusik]

@EnderPryde

Dude don't bother, Timic83amv is really anti-TGWTG.

[BoyNamedSue4]

@Timic83amv then why the fuck are you watching. you stupid troll. no one on here likes you, you know that right?

[ShadowACS]

@Timic83amv and that's why you fail.

[TankCop]

I BELIVE IN YOU SANTA CHRIST! ^_^

[warino234]

Santa Christ

Santa Christ

Santa Christ

Santa Christ

We want you on Christmas

And we love you Santa Christ

[warino234]

Santa Christ Santa Christ We all love Santa Christ He’s Santa and Jesus God damn, he’s Santa Christ! He atoned for all our sins But he also like pancakes He saved puppies from a fire and he also like pancakes He plays Bass for AeroSmith Reads the Seauss favorite you! He goes surfing in space And makes ringling of dool He shoots lazer from his eyes And makes curtens for free He fight monsters for fun and hang out with Mr.T

[kitkatcutie520]

@warino234 , "Reads the seauss favourite you" should be "reads to sick orphans too" :D

[ThePunishersRevenge]

SANTA CHRIST!!!!!!!!

[ThePsiRocker]

Merry Christmas Santa Christ!!

[RyonsVids]

ahahahah Santa Christ omg i love it.

[AutovoltGTS]

God bless Santa Christ.

[LoveNoteProjects]

@AutovoltGTS but can't he just bless himself...seein as he is god?

[ctluthu]

@nerdking731 That's Santa Christ's bookish brother, right?

[nerdking731]

@ctluthu He could be.

[nerdking731]

Is there any respect for Jesus Claus?

[ctluthu]

@nerdking731 That's Santa Christ's bookish brother, right?

[HaloElitesrule]

@nerdking731 Jesus Claus is the evil brother of Santa Christ, he forces people to practice one religion.

[nerdking731]

@HaloElitesrule So that's why he doesn't get respect.

[HaloElitesrule]

@nerdking731 Yep, and those puppies Santa Christ saved, Jesus Claus threw into the fire. He's an all around asshole.

[nerdking731]

@HaloElitesrule Jesus Clauses assholeishness is equal only to Santa Christ's awesomeness.

[HaloElitesrule]

@nerdking731 You're damn right, I've been trying to write a song about how much of an asshole he is.

[acr027]

I BELIVE IN SANTA CHRIST!!!!

[mewblox]

SANTA CHRIST! SANTA CHRIST! WE ALL LOVE SANTA CHRIST! HE IS SANTA AND JESUS! GOD DAMN HE'S SANTA CHRIST! HE ATTONED FOR ALL OUR SINS, BUT HE ALSO LIKES PANCAKES! HE SAVED PUPPIES FROM A FIRE AND HE ALSO LIKES PANCAKES! HE PLAYED BASE FOR AEROSMITH, READS TO SICK ORPHANS TOO! HE GOES SURFING IN SPACE AND MAKES REALY GOOD FONDU! HE SHOOTS LASERS FROM HIS EYES, AND DO CURTAINS FOR FREE, FIGHT MONSTERS FOR FUN AND HANG OUT WITH MR. T! SANTA CHRIST x4! YOU ARE THE BEST AND WE LOVE YOU SANTA CHRIST!

[TheToasterTV]

im thinking of having a giant painting of santa christ and puting it on the wall of our living room

[Timic83amv]

santa christ, santa christ, no one likes santa christ

[TehKratt]

@Timic83amv but... but I like Santa Christ ._.

[LethalAxis]

@Timic83amv whore

[drakeTM1]

@Timic83amv Well, no one likes you...

[pauladrian360]

@Timic83amv This guy doesn't believe in Santa Christ. WE BELIEVE IN SANTA CHRIST!

[nerdking731]

@pauladrian360 At least with him around, we get an ad for the next video.

[nerdking731]

@Timic83amv Everyone has had enough. Would you please SHUT UP?!

[M1k5el]

Santa Christ... The ultimate Santa/Jesus...

He is loving and he just cant get mad! What a wonderful charactor he is!

[DarkOne23456]

@M1k5el And he also likes pancakes.

[Rex0142king]

In sweden we celebrate a saint called Lucia at christmas. Every year we sing christmas carols in the school and I'm going to propose The santachrist theme! XD

[Alchymyst02]

It's funny I'm not at all offended by this but in fact find it funny and darned catchy.

I made a Santa character myself once...Otaku Klaus. ;P Don't ask.

[drakeTM1]

i may not beleive in god or santa, but dammit i beleive in santa christ!

[DarkvindFromIllier]

Do you believe in Santa Christ? I do.

[NeverendingTwilight1]

I love Santa Christ! He's my hero. Yay!

(also, when I first saw the review almost a year ago, now... damn, time flies... anyway... I thought that Santa Christ was being played by the AVGN, but yeah... it was Doug's brother... would of been EXTREMELY epic if it was infact the AVGN, though. lol)

[Timic83amv]

unfunny, unfunny, no one likes the nc

[shredderduuude]

@Timic83amv I am sorry to inform you about this, but you are WRONG!!!

I tune in every week to see the Critic's review, and I'm sure that I'm someone.

And do you really think that the thousands of people who watch his show every week, both on youtube and tgwtg.com, watch it even though they don't like it?

Flawed logic, man. That's all I have to say

[JeffClark10]

@Timic83amv Yes, of COURSE it makes no sense for a person to post reviews for over 2 years if no one finds him funny. Realize that your opinions are NOT shared by everybody

[inamerica55585]

Santa Christ, Santa Christ, we all love Santa Christ, He is Santa and Jesus, God Damn he's Santa Christ, He atoned for all our sins, But he also like pancakes, He saved puppies from a fire, AND HE ALSO LIKES PANCAKES! He played bass for Aerosmith, Reads to sick orphans too, He goes surfing in space AND MAKES REALLY GOOD FONDUE! He shoots lasers from his eyes Mends your curtains for free, He'll fight monsters for fun AND HANG OUT WITH Mr. T!

[inamerica55585]

If Santa Christ was real I would totally convert.

[JaKeW13]

@inamerica55585 HE IS REAL

[squirewolf5]

@gan0nghid0rah Yeah I made that mistake as well till I realized it was Rob.

[hamstergurl123]

@gan0nghid0rah You're right! I thought that at first. But then I realized he was Rob lol

[ANDREQ9123]

RIP Santa Christ.

[superwiimasterdude]

He played bass for Aerosmith, HE LIKES PANCAKES, AND HE.........looks like the angry video game nerd?

[pseudohippie55]

This will be my txt ringtone at Christmas.

It will be amazing.

Either this or holiday clusterfuck

[thebest25800]

Goddamn he's Santa Christ!

[Herbarius]

Thanks for all your views and comments. Youtube offered "revenue sharing" for this video a couple of days ago.

Let me take this opportunity to state again that I am not the author behind that video. Go and visit the Nostalgia Critic's website (link is in the video description) to check out all his awesome works!

I can not accept Youtube's offer for revenue sharing, because the content of the video has to be 100% my creation for me to accept it (and as I stated, it's 0% my content *g*)

[scarabix3D]

but he also like pancakes

[DocRavage]

Santa Christ, you card. I've always wanted to hang out with Mr. T myself.

[SOGESNAKE]

God Bless Santa Christ~

[mrgamingdork]

Santa christ,santa christ,you are the best and we love you santa christ! :D

[Terwpy]

OMG. THATS THE AVGN!!! :o

[MetalFPSC]

@Terwpy Bo... it's not...

[FSinWCR]

@Terwpy It's Rob Walker. The Critic's brother.

[RyouuichiKun15]

AT first i though it was AVGN because of the Glasses.

[kiwisunshine5233]

Praise Santa Christ! He died for our gifts!

[frostycolt]

i might be atheiest, ut i belive in santachrist

[Wapajama99]

I LOVE SANTA CHRIST!!!

[thedarknight339]

ALL HAIL THE NEW LORD!!!!!

[TheMagicMannequin]

MR. T and Chuck Norris. The two most awesome bad asses of all time

[KelvTwelve]

@TheMagicMannequin But Santa Christ is even more badass than the both of them!

[TheMagicMannequin]

@KelvTwelve hell yeah