Mr. Deity and the Hard Wire

[Cyberspine]

TIMMYYY!

[zo219]

Timmy. Timmy's hair. Firmware. Timmy's iPhone. Mr. D's quiet humming. Perfect.

[pennycandyys]

Now that you mention it, yeah i totally see Bob Newhart!

[jasrogg]

IS he BOB NEWHARTs son cause hes funny

[misterdeity]

@jasrogg Well, this is about the best compliment I could get. I'm a huge Bob Newhart fan, and I think I subconsciously am "doing" him quite a bit of the time. That's really all my performances are -- rip offs of Bob, Woody, and the other Bob (Hope). Thanks again!

[seeker6789]

The BEST SO FAR !

[deathman1021]

so thats why i love boobs so much

[vectorca]

superrrrrrr



[k7leetha]

...Please take this with as much "gentlemanliness" as can be mustered...

Evil looks damn good.

[OneWorldHistory]

*chuckles*

I'm new to MrDeity as of today, and have been raging through them with constant glee. But this episode is a KO. As a bartender, the sex 'confrontation' has always been right in front of me, everyday. All three of you are perfect for this, the R/D geek, the faulty squirming husband, the affronted wife.

Amy must have been laughing her ...er... tush off when she read this script.

"...kill them, rob them of the will to live... it's a sliding scale." LOL!!

[k7leetha]

What part of heaven are you in, cause I want to work for you. I have no idea what the bible is about, no idea what morals are, am worthless without someone telling me what to do, I'll believe anything you say, do anything you say, and I'm willing to start and stay a mindless sheep. I think I'd be a great asset to your cause, and I've got references from many other businesses of your particular "design." Additionally I've got a big beard, so I already look like one of your chosen. Lemme know.

[misterdeity]

@k7leetha OMD!!!! This is one of the funniest comments ever posted after these episodes. This had me L'ingOL like nothing I've read before. You have put forth the perfect resume of qualification for one of God's minions. This is absolutely brilliant! What an honor to have you watching!

[marcarmstrong88]

woo im here i made it! :D thank you misterdeity

[MrianaTroi]

Beer? *crosses arms like Lucy* That's his answer?

I love her facial expressions.

[Nevyfling]

google Doe's Account, mindblowing.

[acadjan]

Terrific, funny, witty!!! Keep up great work!

[MistressInked]

I love Amy's eyebrow work!!! It reminds me of when my siblings and I were growing up, if we were being too naughty, our mom would raise her eyebrow at us to get us to behave. Mom's eyebrow scared the shit out of us & we got back in line pronto!!!

[2eelShmeal]

Boy, are the feminists gonna get you man!!!!!

Two best lines:

1. Roughly every 28 days the chemical cycle for the fertility program just fries the logic board.

2.Kill them...rob them of the will to live....you know, it's a sliding scale....

Any man who's ever had a relationship loves line #2!!!!

Great bit man!!!

[Chesterton7]

brilliant, insightful, hilarious

[LuvTheGuv]

TIMMEEEEY... love the South Park reference.

[bajholster]

"Timmy" = A young Steve Buscemi lookalike?

Love the show! Cheers!

[NipplesVonTwist]

i would say jon lovitz more than buscemi

[Elaina43]

Do I like Lucy's amazing eyebrow arch or the asterisked resentment disclaimer best? Hmmm....

[sibylspider]

I so thought he was going to say "chocolate". LOL

[steve42day]

Every time I watch an episode I think the same thing: that guy is a genius. If I was half as smart as you, I would only be one-quarter as famous, and one-sixteenth as poor which is really 16 times as rich, which doesnt quite work out, so I may have messed that up, but you get the idea.

[FrankSlade1983]

Mr Deity,

do you guys have any plans on getting Richard Dawkins on the show? (Or perhaps Chrsitopher Hitchens, Dan Dennett or Sam Harris?)

I loved the episodes where you had PZ Meyers and Michael Shermer guest star.

Keep up the vids ;)

Will (from Australia)

[kern0099]

What is it? BEER! lol, indeed.

[deepraine]

TIMMEH!

[Shandy64]

Mr Deity is like comfort food.

[AlanCanon2222]

Amy "Lucy" Rohren's acting cracks me up, even when she's not saying a word...the way she nods at "Timmy" is just like many managers I've had, patiently listening to a technical explanation, recognizing the human need for self-expression, but really only caring about the "punch line." (Will it work, or won't it.)

[curiousoneisme]

hahaha..yep, you guys are slowly winning me over...lol

one of the best comedy shows, not on T.V.

:)

[GordonYKWong]

Weak episode, but Timmmmmeh I like... he's one of the best actor on the show so far, including Jessie.

[TurboFool]

Just like we rehearsed, thank you. Don't forget to message me the address where you want the check sent.

[GordonYKWong]

Heeeey, you are a professional actor. no wonder your face looks vaguely familiar...

I hope Mr. Deity have more episodes with Timmy in it.

[TurboFool]

Stay tuned for Mr. Deity and the Really Hard Time. Should win the online equivalent of the Oscar for editing.

[ficheironegro]

Hilarious!

[kane148]

"Timmeh!"

[sadunlap]

So, you're planning an episode on "nothingness" and asking for donations - so you can do an episode on nothing. Who do you think you are, Seinfeld!?

Also, your show may kill me some day. I nearly fell out of my chair laughing this time.

[minski76]

"Boobs!" and Beer! Hillarious!

[monasongs]

Great episode, thanks.

[TheCarlaP2]

YAY Jarrett! You're awesome! You go dude!

[jrtanne]

How do you make the white room?

[misterdeity]

We blast an 8 foot silk with light from behind. It's tricky. I think we did a better job in the two episodes we shot today. Look for one of them on Jan 25th.

[jrtanne]

Thank you, Since you have taken the time to be so kind and return my Q's I will take the time to send what I can to keep this Show running. Hey you could do a video at the end like this: And now a word from our sponsors : and have people that paided alot run done the screen real fast. LOL

[boorens18]

@misterdeity love this show!

[Roenazarrek]

@misterdeity

I looove the begging segments! :D  I'm a starving colledge student without much money to spare but i could spare enough to subscribe but u kno I just don't feel like it u kno? But every segment I get a little bet closer lol. Keep up the good work! the 50s one really was awesome.

[dalkordigo]

"...it's a sliding scale."

:)

[dizzybenny]

classic!

[N21X]

Excellent episode!!!

Do you do a podcast?

[JenEstel]

Shoes are hardwired in, but not chocolate?

There's something inherently wrong there.

[jaccoburger]

Hold on... about that guy who has to be flown in from Colorado... and then there is stuff about nothingness and the beginning of time... That must be the bad bald guy from Boulder who keeps bragging about having the biggest telescope, right? If so, will Mr Deity bring Death From The Skies?????? That will be The. Coolest. Episode. Ever.

[TurboFool]

Right field, wrong guy. While the Bad Astronomer would be a badass addition, there's another kickass guy who knows a boatload about the universe coming in for that one. Looking forward to stopping by the set to meet him.

[Dejoblue]

It is funny until it takes up half of the video. You guys seem desperate for money. If you want money subscriptions then offer additional content. Otherwise, become a partner and get advertising revenue based on your subscribers on YouTube, as I am already one.

Make the content so compelling we want to have additional content available with money subscriptions or make money subscriptions compulsory.

Peace <3

[Shakeedak]

Beer !! Yes!!

[Shakeedak]

Its a sliding scale ... I love it!!

[niall142]

Very clever, very funny as always

[gerard1875]

I would like to see you do an episode about lawyers. At the moment I have an interest in an civil legal case which is taking an eternity to resolve

BIG G

[yippikahyey]

when do I see this awesome show on TV? My need knows no boundaries!!!

[Chickenhawk1672]

oh please please please do a mormon one. I always post the videos on my facebook page, and I'm friends with a good 100 mormons. I'd love to see their reactions to whatever you come up with.

[misterdeity]

We need to cast the role of Joe for the Mormon episode I've written (Mr. Deity and the New Kid). Look for it in the comming weeks/months.

[psb1964]

loved the video. Looking forward to Mr. Deity/joe the mormon. Maybe it could be a modelling session, where different styles of mormon underwear could be examined.

[toadchick]

@misterdeity So where is this episode? I looked. C'mon...a mormon episode? I can't wait!

[misterdeity]

@toadchick It won't happen until season five. Sorry.

[culwin]

Are those markers behind you?

Why do you need so many colors?

[iabaker]

Very funny. Also very funny.. The tags for this episode. hadn't noticed on other episodes.

[Allegro2500]

LOVE, love, LOVE your show! Will start giving as soon as Mr. Deity sees fit to bless my bank account!

[kaypiob]

Amusing episode (I'm totally with Lucy on this one...). I prefer the episodes that make actual biblical/religious text references, though.

As a former LDS myself, I'm longing for some more Mormon jokes!

[acrazedmaniac]

"fries the logic board!"

you guys are soooooo funny!

"un-clean"..

timmy!...something!

love the ..looks from...saint in!

[zebbolo]

Brian, just an idea: Maybe you could include a link through those cool youtube-link-boxes to your website during your talk about needing money. Nothing huge, but it was just a thought (and you dont have the link in the side bar). Funny show, keep it up!

[toenailclipping]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm beer.

[drmaier]

Ehhhhhhh... *makes a face* Not my favorite. Sorry.

[esantipapa]

I snorted-laughed coffee at 7:24

"Mr. Deity and the John"

Niiiice

[AlexPleaseHelpDotCom]

This is probably one of the more clever ones. Excellent!

[NotTooObvious]

how are your wind chimes going to chime, hanging there on the cupboard?

[misterdeity]

When Amy makes those withering glares at me IRL, a cold wind blows through the entire house and we hear the chimes, which alerts us to take cover.

[BGenerous]

lol @ cold wind!

So Amy can also provide low-cost special effects for Lucy. :)

[Evilanious]

My english is too limited to understand this episode.

[misterdeity]

Me too.

[munkybr]

In the episode about nothingness, maybe you should invite Seinfeld haha

[misterdeity]

That's funny.

[akaei0]

How much is $cale for webisodes?

[BGenerous]

Amy's reaction shots slay me!

She's the master of the withering glare.

Something tells me she gets a lot of practice at it IRL. :)

[FireclawSaurfang]

I have drank many beers tonight, I love mister diety. I hop ethe Show continues well into 2010-2011

[CharlesVarney]

If it doesn't play, you could also try appending the following to the url:

&fmt=18

[WintersetCoyote]

Wow. They just keep getting better.

[ckorhonen72]

Great video. When you said "get something to replace the tents" I thought you would go in another direction, like cotton canoes. But beer? Brilliant.

[opidacul]

mister D you are the best!!!! hahahahhahahahahahhahahahah

[gabrielized]

Great as usual! Say, this hard wiring... can we ditch the physical decline thing? It's just wrong!

[TurboFool]

@gabrielized Cost of anti-corrosive materials is just too high. Mr. D gave us a pretty tight budget to work within, and we did the best we could.

[gerard1875]

Superb, just superb

BIG G

[Andraste77]

Strange - video won't play. Tried both Firefox and IE...too much traffic? Wouldn't work on the misterdeity channel either. Oh dear, oh dear...

[misterdeity]

Try downloading it from iTunes.

[Andraste77]

Thanks, misterdeity. Was finally able to get it to play - not sure what the initial problem was. Hope my computer isn't dying. Again.

Great work, by the way!

[AGrandt]

Absolutely hilarious :)

[smaakjeks]

I find it hilarious that people write in to ask if Mr. Deity hates women when all the episodes are based on the Bible. A book that many of the same people would call "the good book". Open it up, have a look! The good bits are few and far between.

[kibk8al]

Beautiful :D

[Maeldasage88]

The first 4 were awesome.. the last 4 were almost better haha.

Maybe you should do a 'donations' series where the whole episode is just you asking for donations lol.

The 'one less mocca per week' sounded very reasonable though :P

[rustash]

I love the show and have ever since episode 1 and it keeps getting better as it goes along.

Also it's really cool to see you actually respond to your viewers in the comments, i wish more people would take the time to do that on youtube.

[valiumjean]

I hope no one gets offended by this, I wish I could be sequestered when I'm pms-ing- stay home from work and not have to talk to anyone.

[wk633]

Were we supposed to be thinking "chocolate" as the punch line? Or is that just me?

[misterdeity]

Chocolate would work for the women. But Mr. D was looking for something to anesthetize the men. I am a huge chocoholic, so I'm with you. I don't like beer at all. But most guys LOVE it (Jimbo included).

[baconeater]

You need beer to be able to a woman how fantastic or good looking she is. Maybe that is what took Amy so long.

Guys get hammered and tell chicks they are babes (even when that isn't the case) and chicks hook the male by telling them they are the best they ever had....it works well during sex, and can lead to a very expensive diamond ring. I only speak from experience though.

[FredGuardia]

these are good but too long

[misterdeity]

Don't watch the second half.

[CntrBrdr]

TIMMAY - hahahah that was priceless.

Also, Lucy is smokin' hot!!!!!!!!

[PharaohHazard]

"Help", well it's not like you couldn't donate...just saying haha

[misterdeity]

Oh, yeah. Right, the donation thing. What was I thinking?

[nchiley]

I think this is my favorite show on youtube. Keep it up Brian! Lets see more Lucy (Amy is a hottie). Gonna go donate now.

[sammcalpine]

TIMMEH!

[seanThree16]

Haha! I wonder how many people will get all offended by this one. So great.

[enderwigginsx]

even without question, before starting the vid, i immediately jack it up to HD and wait a minute.

this series is too good to watch in regular quality, HD is essential.

it also sucks when it's interrupted by buffering. so wait a minute, draw close, and he will draw to you, in uninterrupted HD video.

[blackwolf1272]

Brian, just want to let you know a friend got me the "What Would Jesse Do?" beer mug/stein for birthday/christmas. Seriously the best present I got. I didn't even know you guys had them until I unpacked.

Love it. Using it right now, while watching your show.

[2xtreem4u]

there's something wrong with me

i do not like beer and sports makes me yawn

[misterdeity]

I'm the same way.

[ScienceRob]

That was awesome.

[flangleelgnalf]

"TIMMEH!" i lol'ed at that :D

[puellanivis]

If every 28 days, I were sequestered away with unlimited free beer for 5 days, I wouldn't mind my period so much.

[misterdeity]

Thanks!

[RonWolf]

Which video has the 50's style PSA for collecting money. I seem to have missed that one.

[misterdeity]

It's one with Sean... Mr. Deity and the Scripts? I think that's it.

[ChuckyJesus666]

Super great job, Mr. Deity (more than I can say for the "real" deity....LOL

[gjrolfe1]

great video again Brian, loved the Timmah at the start

[eatingfatty]

What kind of cameras do they use? They're really nice!

[misterdeity]

Panasonic HVX200s. They're fantastic!

[eatingfatty]

Well looks like I'll have to look for a cheaper one, probably in the $1000 range.

[lazyperfectionist1]

You and Amy are married, eh? Then maybe you can help me with a little existential boondoggle I keep getting bogged down in on that subject. I once looked up "marriage" in a dictionary and the definition included the word "married." So I looked up "married" and the definition included the word "spouse." Naturally, I then looked up the word "spouse" and the definition included the word "marriage."

So what exactly is marriage? I can't seem to define it except in legal or religious terms.

[misterdeity]

I'm gonna have to hand this question off to the California Supreme Court. I hear they're looking into it.

[lazyperfectionist1]

"I wish there were some way I could help."

Um... send money.

[gen77c]

LMAO... TIMMAY!!!

I was just listening to Timmy and the Lords of the Underground like a minute before watching this video

[lazyperfectionist1]

3:52 If looks could kill.

[shawnmcghee1]

I was expecting him to say "chocolate." But beer is funny too. :-)

[shubidubar]

yrryyrryreryedrgvfgnv

[FlashGeiger]

So, I guess the reason I could only stay married for 6 years was because I hadn't developed a taste for beer first! This knowledge would have been useful, you know!

[alx90x]

hahaha and

"lack of resentment not confirmed by a therapist"

you rly belong on tv

[alx90x]

hhaha

"do you hate women" "yes"

"nearly killed me" not confirmed by a physician

"healing power " not confirmed by a physician

[Paxmax]

Yeah! How do we view the 2:nd season??

Can we buy it?

[misterdeity]

See comment below about the 2nd season.

[showABCshow]

lol, nice!

[YOURINQUIRER]

Greatest line EVER! "...rob them of the will to live..."

[UserNameForYeeTube]

Men and women talk about as much, women just comment on each other more while men generally speak more in turns... I think it was in some study... way back... maybe. But yeah, a funny episode, not one of the best, imho, but I enjoyed it.

And yes, the "begging" parts in the end are funneh.

[donjx]

Oh Brian - you gonna get in trouble again!

[86COLE]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! So fucking funny!

[hotcrotch]

omg this Sh*t is hilarious xD

[rookstone]

Love the expressions on Lucy...

[popeyroach]

very good.

i've never considered subscribing before, i normally just ignore that because i spend too much money as it is, but i'm starting to consider it

[yavanna1969]

@popeyroach doesnt cost u a penny to subscribe on YT

[misterdeity]

I'm not talking about people subscribing on YT. I want cash, damnit! You're killing my buzz!

[yavanna1969]

oops

[TragedyZ]

@popeyroach

do it! =P

[ctn6982]

is the 2nd season unavailable? I follow the link to that site but i get nothing. and thanks for a great show

[misterdeity]

I think the Crackle links on our site are broken (despite being "permalinks"). Try Crackle directly. If Crackle is no longer showing them, I'm going to put them up on the site directly. Let me know.

[petehjr1]

Beer! Brilliant! Anistetic indeed!

[MegaVolcano]

AWESOME!!!!!

[Katalyzt]

Timmy! Hahahahahahahahahaha! This episode was brilliant! ★★★★★

Katalyzt

[IanBillings00]

Quick question for mister diety here, but first wanted to say this is another great episode!

So my question is, was Jarrett supposed to be the the same head of R&D that said leaving out the natural disaster compliment wouldn't affect free will or violate natural law, from episode 1? He's been out of the loop for a bit!

On a side note, I miss that sort of evil/apathetic mister diety who cared, but didn't really care. Maybe another touch of him in fourthcoming episodes?

Thanks!

[misterdeity]

Yep. That's Timmy!

And look for that same apathetic Mr. Deity in Mr. Deity and the Promised Land, coming in the next month or so.

[IanBillings00]

Great, Brian. I will most definitely look forward to seeing that episode. Keep up the great work!

Even us godless heathens need some good entertainment. I'm glad to watch something that's not "mindless entertainment," however! We'll leave the mindless stuff to the people who really want to live that way.

[TheFifthGreatApe]

Awe, I have purpose again for another two weeks!

Thank, y'all.

[hrd2imagin]

I finally did it, I subscribed! Brian, if there ever was an atheist equivalent of Catholic guilt, it's you and your "please donate" bits.

[yzScott]

Have you considered auctioning off a bit part in the show?

[stewartbrass]

One of your best.

[zakkimal]

Another winner guys. Love yall show. Best think on YouTube but should be on tv.

[misterdeity]

Truer words have never been spoken.

[themanofearth]

I LOVE you guys! I'm so happy that I'm financially stable enough to support you guys.

Keep it up! :-D

[TurboFool]

Thanks. We almost pulled the plug on that project when we found out what the interns were doing with the hours we gave them, but the results were hard to ignore.

[dave4248]

Does he hate women? Is that a joke? This show picks on BOTH genders dumbass.

[GregWal1960]

Love the shows but is there a audio mix problem with this one. Mr. D you sound like you dubbed over yourself.

[misterdeity]

Yes, I had to dub every line. My side had a terrible buzzing that I didn't catch. My bad. I hope it wasn't too distracting for you.

[newbsauce11]

I agree with the one guy. The endings are fun to watch as well :)

[misterdeity]

Yeah, but this one was too long. Sorry.

[quickpua]

When all of us were 15, we all wanted to hump older ladies, couches, exhaust pipes, shells, and whatever else we could do. Stay away from CDs though, it's a trap.