Heeeeere's Johnny-Jack Nicholson-The Shining

[Weirdlooser1800]

Haha funny;) xD

[mindex36]

and welcome to jackass !

[angioyt]

Here's Johnny!

[cashi311]

The Woman = SOPA

Johnny = YouTube

[MagnetDwarf]

@cashi311 no no no it goes like this:

The Woman = YouTube

Johnny = SOPA

Because we all know sopa will get us in the end :(

[MissLograh]

@MagnetDwarf Yeeh. But Johnny was the one who died, while the Woman survived, right?

[smnk3]

Keep pressing 1. Like a fish out of water.

[ZeroOnMoon]

HEEEEEEEEERE'S SOPA!

[bakumangr]

hahahhahaha i cant stop hahahahhahahha

[codzomz]

god damn that girl is so ugly...

[xjohannes98]

lol what a dumb bitch

[HellBrYnger]

Amputated Repugnance - Gutted Like A Pig

everyone!

[TheHorrorNinja]

His name isnt even johnny.....

[ShadowKeeper6]

0:23 ultra rape face



[MaestroKato]

best actor

ever and ever with loyd both best actor

[TheBroadcastDragon]

Its so funny how she could of totally PWND him, but instead scratches his hand with a Knife bigger than the Axe LOLOL!

[TheBroadcastDragon]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL classic..This scene makes you think its a comedy

[DiversePersona]

Typical racism. Always the White people go crazy.

[dangerrat456]

im never staying in a hotel with nicholson

[tomcarpenterr]

magical knife of healing?

[ShadowKeeper6]

0:24 ultimate rape face

[caramelitoChicadulce]

remember me chucky 5

[DBZTrinity]

Why so serious, Johnny?

[ShadowKeeper6]

Rintone plz

[Arzaker]

hello johnny

im grandpa

[bdoherty44]

0:23 You're welcome.

[amazman123]

Beacuse of where the video stops,you can see the mistake.The blood does not appear after the hand is cut with the knife,but im sure in a longer version,the blood would of appaeard a second later.Pause at 0:31 and you wont see bloodin a longer version pause like a second later.And there's blood.

[Dabigjudge]

a bit much just to break down a door.........

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeres johnny

[mattyh50]

Imagine if he unzipped his pants and put his 'Johnny' through the gap instead?

[iittssjjaassoonn]

ONE MORE TIME 00:23

[blainyrules]

0:25 Epic trollface

[FACTAWAVES]

when my mom gave birth to me I say exactly that.....

except my name is Fabian

heeeeeeeeeere's Fabian!!!!

[Jonathunor]

She's scarier than he is

[nathiiii19]

who's Johhny?

[MrDjobrown]

excessive screaming

[gta4cat]

I used to be crazy too.. Till I took an axe to the knee..

[ALLIED7621]

@gta4cat fuck off

[Tarklovishki]

Imagine how she'd be in the bed; slamming into her, and she's all like, "AH, AH AAAAAAAGH."

[MakesMeSee18Videos]

If i were her I would have knifed the fuck out of his face he be like " Here' ........ FUUUUCK MY EYE " ... i'm kidding i probably would have wet my pants :P

[ravens4life55]

she looks like a retarded fish

[WiPeZzOuTz]

@ravens4life55 Niiice lawl

[thezombie724]

@ravens4life55 /horse

[222gemzy]

amazing scene from an amazing film

[Sk8Filip]

J Dilla

[cescthia4]

Epic shit!

[WafflezDay]

Coulda just stabbed his face...

[TheJacklopz]

princess peach: NOO NOOOOOOOOOO; HELP

Mario: heeeeeere's MARIO!

[8ugabulldogs]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SCRATCH AT 0:32

[adam985185]

@8ugabulldogs You mean when Wendy cut his hand? I don't remember all of the movie and all of the movie isn't on this site yet, but I saw that he's got a bloody scar on his hand.

[8ugabulldogs]

WOW, CLASSIC

[aznboy3213]

Why the heck didn't she stab him in the neck when he approached his head

[SweetWanilla]

@aznboy3213 just what i was thinking o.e

[gimmezlapp]

@aznboy3213 It's a gurl. Gurls don't do that.

[nightstalker6900]

@aznboy3213 because its a movie...

[neji161718]

@aznboy3213 womans with guns are noobs imagine with knifes

[MrLifff]

@neji161718 womans haha

[neji161718]

@MrLifff yes is women english is my second language but you can understand me or are you retarded?I think so

[mpakaliaro]

@aznboy3213 does she seem to you mentally able to aim and force the knife to her son's father neck?

[georgetapadbol]

@aznboy3213 somehow I don't think "here's ARGHHHHHH...." would have been voted as one of the best movie quote ever...

[TheBubbleBathMonster]

Pausing at 0:32 seconds there is no scratch on him.

[Glassgow97]

Actualy you can see the knife hitting edit at the end.

[suleman021]

I like the bit when he says "Here's Johnny"

[BadulaJohnson]

@suleman021 everyone like that part haha

[OGonawayWrestling]

Chuckie when he smashes through the hospital room door.

"I can't think of a thing to say, FUCK IT"

[then9nthpheonix]

@OGonawayWrestling HA!



[captainmess11NYR]

Mu hahaha

[TheBigGman101]

Ok I am finishing the math problem cause the answer is jack nicholson is the best actor ever

[Lillefoden]

That woman is so stupid. Stab the motherfucker in the face and stop screaming over nothing... He says he is there and she screams like a lunatic, wtf.. Baaaaad actiiiiing from her side if you ask me

[That1Thug2Die4]

@Lillefoden Uhmmm did you see the "BIG ASS AX?"

[Welther47]

@Lillefoden Don't be a smart ass.

[Lillefoden]

@Welther47 I won't when she can scream the right amount for this scene.

[crzysteve159]

Johnny? Oh, sorry. I must have the wrong number. I'm looking for Paul.

[DarkLordofHistory]

Why didn't she stab him in the face? Goddamn women. :p

[Dragonmike2690]

Is it just me or does he sound like Jim Carrey?

[MyriadPsv]

Poor door. I hope his insurance covers the bill

[DainiuZMania]

why didn't he just open the door...?

[Majormarksman27]

@DainiuZMania cuz it was locked -.-

[timbofant1]

my favorite part of the movie

[1120percyjacksonrox]

shes straight up UGLY

[Str8Murder]

Heeeere's Trollface!!!

[davidkowalski11]

Look at the size of that knife! Where the hell did people in the 70's and 80's find these huge f***ing knives! I've never seen a knife this big, and certainly wouldn't keep one in my kitchen drawer for my six year old to kill his sister with! Wait a second, I'm a horror fanatic, I would keep a giant ass knife in my kitchen drawer.

[UweZero]

in Brazil the doors are made of pure wood. it would take hours to someone break one with an axe

[XeonGame20]

0:22 Hahaha heres johnny ;D

[PrettyVacantsWay]

Jack Nicholson is a brilliant actor. I watched this movie last night. It's one of the best movies ever.

[TheZina007]

In my opinion this is one of the most characteristic scenes and lines in the history of cinema...Whenever I watch it I feel the same excitment (even though my brother tries to scare me every single time)!

[TheFroggy000]

...David Letterman!

[HalloweenMan18]

If that were my wife I would have lifted my axe high in the air as she screamed annoyingly on the floor, and brought it down with such great force that it smashed the center of her head open like a coconut and spewed dark, red, oozy blood all over the walls, toilet, mirrors, and my clothes. Some of the blood might even land in my mouth and put a coppery, salty taste in my mouth...mmmm. Then I would stand over the dead bloodied carcas of my most recent kill and let loose an ear-piercing laugh.

[Shyreenify]

@HalloweenMan18 What the hell? Calm down,it's just a movie. Jeez....I know she's annoying and lacks any acting talent but why so aggressive?

[GypsySoulx]

its fucking hilarious cause shes flippin shit and he still has a sense of humor about the whole thing.. badass

[stefanalexanderlay]

That woman must of swung through her audition! Phenomenal performance.

[xxlCortez]

I thought he's Jack:D

[ButtcrackBill100]

If that annoyin hysterical lady were my wife, let's just say it wouldn't have taken me goin crazy in the mountains to axe her to death.

[bountyhunterbarney]

o0-[o0-

[timeparadox888]

One of the few Stephen King stories that doesn't take place in Maine.

[7ryancallahan]

haha this part cracks me up every time hahahahahahahaha

[ALovesYou2]

Lol, good

[Rolfchoppa007]

press 7 for the worlds coolest guy with an axe

[MeLuvSlipknot]

your 2-h Skill just increased to 2!!!!

[Xbox360Modzification]

on left 4 dead 2 i was a tank and i busted down a door and yelled HERES JOHNNY

[cimi93x]

@Xbox360Modzification epic!

[Hsmgirl97]

she was overacting haha

[kickmybowls]

@Hsmgirl97 she just liked that door

[JakeJohnRogers]

@Hsmgirl97 I don't think so, I thought her acting was suiting.

[Leonelstudios27]

i think she didnt make him the sandwich

[superheadfreak]

Jack chopped down 12 people`s doors with an axe

[GaryisaRoach]

the dude looks like brad pitt when he is on the door

[Cpsfn21]

Classic!

[maxman1602]

"Hey Dave! There's something wrong with your door!"

[jinglebell667]

on icarly when sam and spencer had a paintball fight, spencer's face was in her locker and he said, "here's spencie!!"

[SicShredder13]

@jinglebell667 you watch icarly? GTFO

[AcidRainAgain]

the line "here's Johnny" is actually a Nicholson's addition to this scene

[zrcjhf]

CLASSIC

[unscrupulous2]

epic



[wuermchen85]

great actor :)

[JonnyboyFromJAR]

Awesome!! Mind if I use it? Tehe

[crimsontraitor]

HERE IS GOATSEEEEEEEEE

[MsYummyYumyums]

"Heeeeere's Jonny!"

Me: *Stab right in the face* ^^

[0Valentym0]

00:32 Knife has blood and passes it to the door..... hand is amazingly fine!!! xD

[SuperNova457]

that is a hand not a carrot

and that is a bathroom not a kitchen

[UitdenOosterhout]

Jack Nicholson is God when he said "Heeeeeeere´s Johnny!"

[BootlegAsparagus]

why is he so bad at cutting down a door?

[hootyhaha]

That part where she slices his hand gives makes me tingle and shiver.

[Sonihadow21]

am I sick for finding the woman´s face hilarious?

[depp8444]

AFter this...nbc replaced johnny carson with jay leno

[McGengar]

Heeeeeere's Joh- *gets a knife in the face*

[Awesome11250]

this is awesome

[lilkk234]

...that woman is so useless 

[MPieter88]

I used to think this shit was scary, now i laugh my ass off at every bit of horror this movie throws at me... it's just that legendary! XD

[Skidblanar]

when I see references to this scene they are always much scarier or funnier because the are so much more exaggerated

[fuzzyshihtzus]

at the end u can see that when she slashes him, theres no cut mark.

[GTAfan421]

@fuzzyshihtzus Thats just the way Jack Nicholson is, when hes crazy he doesnt give a fuck! He doesnt have time to bleed.

[sgtOOX]

@fuzzyshihtzus a cut wouldn't sow immediately.

[MarkoOhNo]

@fuzzyshihtzus She slashes the door, causing the door to bleed, which is actually just a little creepier. Especially since he feels the door's pain. :D

[PepsiTasteLikeCoke]

@fuzzyshihtzus Yes it is!?

[vonfinkelstein]

@fuzzyshihtzus Yes, actually there is, if you've seen the movie. The cut bleeds about 1 second after being sliced, but the video ends right there. That's how it is in real life - unless it's a really deep cut or a major blood vessel, it doesn't start bleeding immediately.

[fuzzyshihtzus]

@vonfinkelstein ya, well this is a clip of the movie, and in this clip, there is no cut mark on his hand when she slashes him at the end, or if u want to be super duper technical, it goes from a flash of him being cut, to no cut at all with that strip of blood over to the right.

[vonfinkelstein]

@fuzzyshihtzus

/watch?v=X_C4f7JKVfQ

1:15 mark.

Enough said. Sorry if it sounds like I'm getting on your case, but there was no technical oversight involved here.

[BrandonBlaze904]

@fuzzyshihtzus cuz she's to fast like bruce lee,,,, shitt...

[FreakyraymanNOTOW]

LARS ULRICH!!!!!!!

[albhiny]

Im I the only one seeing that Jack didnt get a scare after she stabs him in the hand ...

[xXCrazyEmoLoverXx]

@albhiny I was thinking the exact same thing xD

[raoulhery]

I dont know about you people but I found Nicholson hilarious not scary at all!! remind me of Heath Ledger's Joker

[dogmadogma]

Notice at 0:32, if you can, that he has no cut in his hands yet there are blood on the door and on the knife.

[ethanPEC]

@dogmadogma Yeah its a movie from the 1980's

[R0ckG1r7]

Jack, can you even USE an axe properly?

[LukeNAESA10]

@R0ckG1r7 He axed a real door there dumbass. Also who the hell are you? Piss off.

[FlameG102]

funfact: Jack Nicholson chopped through a REAL door there. They originally used a prop door, but Jack had gotten buff from being a volunteer firefighter and actually demolished the door or broke it off it's hinges or something. So they used a real one instead.

[R0ckG1r7]

@FlameG102

Wow. Jack must've been pretty proud right there.

[B10NICBURITO]

Why does he say "Johnny" ?

[SuperAdviceMan]

@B10NICBURITO Jeopardy. 

[SidCalibur]

Chucky: I can't think of a thing to say, FUCK IT!

[londongirlhannah]

Best scene of all time.

[anet2306]

0:25 that's the picture which is the front page on a book I'm reading or half of it at least.

It's called 1001 movies you have yo see before you die

[booyahz]

the woman in the room represents the jews

johnny represents me, Dr. Manhattan

hello

[Pred4tor419]

classic horror scene

[MrHollywoodundead4li]

My new ringtone

[CaptainJetJakal]

Buuaahahaha

[eboromir]

The axe have scared my monitor.

[Sasshole00]

he's hot and viciouse

[batguyz]

you know watching this makes me realize why jack is such a good actor,i bet if he played heath ledgers joker as it was played,he would have been just as scary,maybe even more

[SydtheKiddy]

Ahahhaha i say that too my friend because his name is Johnny lmfao

[mrairsoftfanatic123]

her face is epic

[rustbucket3000]

If that was me I would stab him in the face XD

[DartLuke]

Axe effect!!

[longshots1337]

haha you could see right before this video ends, at the end when wendy suts jack's hand that his hand is not wounded but there is still a line of blood in the air

[Xanatos21]

Best scene in the entire movie.

[TheFinalEclipse575]

She sounds like a Banshee from 0:00 to 0:11

[joseph2boot]

id be angry too if i had a wife that looked like her

[cookiesbaba]

@joseph2boot  That was really rude. xD

[TheNEWfilmfanatic99]

@joseph2boot I think Shelly Duvall can be pretty. But here she looks like crap. I guess that was the idea

[Unit403]

@joseph2boot Me too when i would have to deal with an airhead like wendy for a long time, with nobody else to conversate to.

[NoMoreLiesAboutMeToo]

@joseph2boot she looks like fucking smeagol xD

[XxRottenMuffinxX]

@joseph2boot HOW MEEEAN!!!... but I laughed. hahaha

@joseph2boot l