all games are urban - Kingdom Hearts Review

[KuuMatsuri]

Wait. How did this go from a KH review to a total summary (or rant) on Disney movies????

[KuuMatsuri]

The worlds strongest hair gel. Only owned by Sora and Cloud.

[LLsirbacon]

You should really do another All Games are Urban. And to show how much I mean it, I declare that I would rather have a new AGAU then a new Majora's Mask Abridged.

[xKate99x]

Wahooo Dr. Who pic :D

[Chris951021]

Ah ha ha .. That was funny as hell .. I was actually able to snicker .. AND THE WHOLE TIME I WAS WATCHING !! Damn you're good .. Share your comedic talent will ya .. Thanks for the LAUGH and Good Luck ^_^

[soraroxas61988]

what if at 1:43 a message appeared on your screen saying "DEFEATED" and then the game ended

[boblabon]

Granted in the second Lion King movie they explicitly say that Scar just found his "kid" just lying around on the plains.

[LetsPlayGuy12]

are you a fan of sonata arctica?

[ReviewerHQ]

What exactly is an "Urban Game"?

[nerdking731]

@ReviewerHQ I think it means a game that takes place within the modern time period.

[DrCranberry]

@ReviewerHQ Its a game that has subliminal messages/sex messages.

[ReviewerHQ]

@DrCranberry that makes no sense at all

[XIIIVanitasXIII]

I think you are awesome dude, but as a true die hard kh fan I couldn't get past the first two minutes...

[z55177]

Actually, the Lion King was first a very successful comic before the movie came out, and in there, IT WAS CONFIRMED Scar was Nala's father.

I don't think there's anything wrong with it, as with feudal royalties, one could often marry their cousin to keep the royal blood line, and heck, even in Japan nowadays, it's still okay to date and marry your cousin.

[TheCrimsonPower]

I'll never look at games the same way again.. O_O loved this vid, you should do more of these, I actually liked this better than MM abridged

[warriorsfanatic999]

is it really hard to figure out that goofy is a dog???

[princepalkia44]

since when was a dalek a sex ma...Ooooooooooooooh that bit to its left.

[Murphyvow14]

This video was hilarious, nice job. And just in case no else has told you already Goofy is a dog not a thing. Just sayin!

[littleangel12344]

I want a gunblade.

[Uruya6]

NOBODY DOES ANYTHING LIKE GASTON

[ImHiringMinions]

You cannot fathom how happy it makes me that you use sonata arctica...btw great vid, I'm jealous of your cleverness (b^_^)b

[oldred890]

@adamwestslapdog The only problem with that was that scar's kid was adopted

[tash172]

XD I noticed the inbreeding thing earlier today when I saw an ad for Lion King 2!

And the "finny fun" thing when I first heard it... O_o

I love Kingdom Hearts, but you've got to admit, most of the time it makes no flippin' sense! XD

[FlyingAlchemist]

@tash172 Since when video games make sense? Just look at Super Mario Brothers, for exemple. It doesn't make fucking sense, but it's still very enjoyable.

[115Nevet]

what is an urban game?!

[lsfior41]

yes, i'm thinking "lapdog! you sex machine!"

[awesomeuchiha]

Congratulations another game ruined thanks to adamwestslapdog

[TheLordmep]

I love that you pointed out the inbreeding issue in Lion King. So few people manage to catch that.

[CompletlyBunned]

@TheLordmep It's not an issue - in lion packs, only the dominant male mates with the females, it's normal lion behavior. As for Kiara and Kovu, they're in no way related, since Kovu is adopted.

[Scarlett76Midnight]

Thumbs if you think Ganondorf's body size is compensating for his--

HappyMaskSalesman: Peeeeeniss.

Well... Yeah. ^^"

[shadowvivian10]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That was hilarious!!! Oh no! The sword is too simple. What about a gun? Oh no. That is always used. Ive got it! Let's combine them! That is a great idea! XD

[leafia6]

Technically Simba's daughter marries Scar's ADOPTED son. It's all good.

[animegril13X3]

WOW i didnt think it was posible but you ruinde the fun for disney and kingdom of hearts =l really you had to just crak all those jocks to all those moves that are for like 5 year olds. well that sucks =-l

[duo1666]

@animegril13X3 .... actually snow white, beauty in the beast etc werent made for young kids and involve rape murder incest etc. read the origional books.

[john70jake]

So does the gun knife shoot out a bunch of knifes or is like spring-loaded?

[DelfinoDude]

@john70jake

it shoots lazers.

[ElfenPrimrose]

Ah hem! May I also say, the little mermaid is probably the worst Disney movie of all time. Have you watched it recently? I think at the end it tells all, Kill black people with pitchforks. Seriously? I hear you asking. And yes, seriously. Look it up.

[GBBWCETDF]

Hey adam, try Birth by Sleep. There are SO many funny and cute scenes as well as subliminal messages in that game that I'm glad they made the boss for Terra so ridiculously hard to distract the gamers from the previous subliminal messages from earlier cut scenes, that is, if you play Terra's story last. Play it first and it gets not only easy, but REALLY confusing.

[AisuJaki]

HAHA I love you man XD

[SGTKEVIN7]

ewwwwwwww inbreeding lol

[LovelyRain389]

Your kinda right. the level fight WERE pretty urban. but other then that, I love the storyline because it was so mixed up. And yes I was also wondering if kiri was a little high at 2:00 ._.?

[VGclass]

This is just a funny video. So, why are people taking this seriously? You can't take this video seriously. That'll take the fun out of it. I say, just sit back and laugh.

[bigshow457]

Lol gang wars XD

[FranzHopper50]

Have you guys ever noticed Disney(that includes pixar) movies have 1 or no parent shown? (1)Tarzan (2)Finding Nemo (3)Toy Story (4)Pinochio (5)Hercules. Also, everyone knows Goofy is a lapdog, that's why he is different from Pluto.

[VGInterviews]

@FranzHopper50 finding nemo had both parents shown as well as hercules and pinochio could not have a mother because you know.....he wasnt his father cause you know.....it was a fucking puppet

[FranzHopper50]

@VGInterviews When I said that I meant the character HAD one parent, if they are even mentioned(cough,cough Peter Pan). Dying before he was born (in my opinion) qualifies for this rule of thumb. I don't remember Hercules' mom, but that's just me. In the mythology, Hercules isn't on olympus because he was the child of Zeus and a mortal he raped.

[VGInterviews]

@FranzHopper50 yeah but in the ones i told you both parents appear except pinochio for obvious reasons and again if since you are talking about disney in the disney movie hercules hera is hercules mom and she appears I know that in mythology that is not the case

[FranzHopper50]

They aren't black PEOPLE YOU IDIOT!!!

[Lilrosebudz]

a group of black guys.

LMFAO.

[Exscaliber70]

It's not a metal pipe, it's a key, and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death...

[FlyingAlchemist]

According to my older sister, (Who's a total hysteric bitch.) I'm a heartless!

[Alurax]

i love you so much right now, dude. you just took my favorite game and made me love it all the more. i'm gonna give you a big internet hug and rate this video 5 stars

[LLawleit23days]

Damn Vicent 

[giratinatamer6579]

Gunblades, Keyblades, oh square enix cant stop turning random things into weapon's.

[fluffysucks08]

@adamwestslapcat This was made almost two years ago dude.....

[GirlWhoLovesTurtles]

Kovu isn't Scar's son, it's says so at one point in the movie, he just looks like him is all.

[Vandalia1998]

That was a great review of a great game.

I wonder if there is any good Kingdom Heart abridged series I'm going to go look,.

[Alurax]

@Vandalia1998 let me know if ya find any. all the ones i found suck

[HyMyNameIsMatt]

What about Toy Story? Pixar was involved, nut the writing was clearly Disney. The kid has a bunch of toys, because his mom buys them for him to compensate for his drunk dad who doesn't get home till late at night and beats her. Then she kills him at one point, hides the body, and that is why they move. She gets him the dog so he won't feel sad about how dad "ran away". And she takes him to cowboy camp every summer so she can get some extra money by "working nights".

[soraroxas18]

kh 2 was better

[nerawaka1000]

RACIST!!!

[MidnaLoveLinkforever]

You should do a KH II one. ;D There's so much urban.

[loltheskyisblue]

Strongest hair gel? Wakka wants to talk to you.

[herojeen]

@loltheskyisblue Yugi wants to talk to you.

[FranzHopper50]

@loltheskyisblue Whos wakka? Whoever he is, it can't beat cloud. (in kingdom hearts at least) his hair is ONE SPIKE! Going straght up.

[nintendodude200]

goofy is a dog

[cheech5102]

Actually, Covu ("Scar's kid") isn't really Scar's kid, Scar found Covu and took him in, saying that he would be the one to kill Simba and take over the Pride Lands

[Gamerfan7]

I'm pretty sure lions really do work like that

[JZPotter]

Thank GOD! SOMEONE FINDS OUT DISNEY IS  REALLY HORRID!!

[animefreakdk97]

2 stupid questions

1. how much are used ps2's these days?

2. are there any KH games for gamecube/wii?

much to my chagrin, i got a wii for christmas when I already had a gamecube...

[TrufadeNetwork]

@animefreakdk97 1. Answer: Ps2- Used($40) New($100)

2. Answer: No, Kingdom Hearts is mostly a PlayStation Exclusive. Chain of Memories and 358/2 Days were released on Nintendo's Hand-held Systems. However, a remake of Chain of memories was released o nPS2 with better graphics and more cutscenes. And rumor says that 358/2 Days is being remade for PS3. And Birth By Sleep is going to be released onto the PSP. Coded is a Japanese Mobile game and is not going to be ported onto the Wii.

[Shadowrose54321]

Lmao! I never thought of  Lion King like that until I saw this. Thanks for ruining my child hood!!! XD No I'm just kidding.

[segasaturnfan13]

i think goofy's supposed to be a dog

[gamekatt]

he isent scar's kid

[UltimateGirLover]

Oh gd your totally right about beauty and the beast one day the kids moms going to come home and the kid will be chokin shell be like what happend!? I tried to eat the eggs like Gaston XD and aladin for god sakes if u look it looks like he has mucles -_-

[lovinmusic1996]

I luv the games but your review made me laugh so much ^_^

[LordKnightMare]

at the time this was made the gunblade was final fantasy's only urban feature but now FFXIII out in stores urban is its ONLY feature they have guns, motorcycles, cell phones, and gangs.a they even have a black guy with an afro who dual wields pistols, i haven't played the game but my brother does, he's playing it in front of me right now

[Demondbunny]

Oh man we where just talking about that in college bout silly messages in disney films

[KIngdomKeySRK]

What does Urban mean in this case

[counting1210]

oh lapdog

you so craaaazi

[dude12po]

@counting1210 it's slapdog, Adam West Slap Dog!

[dude12po]

@counting1210 it's slapdog, Adam West Slap Dog! WELL THATS WHAT I WANT IT TO BE!

[chewbacca447]

@dude12po I always thought it was Adam West's lap dog

[ocarinafan100]

And nick i mean "Mr Krabs lives in bikini botttom

[neuralbankai65]

IN YA FACE!

[leolishish12]

i think goofies a cow and wow i never thought of lion king like that damn for an abridger you sure are smart

[ErikaOfTheWolves]

Ah, but let us not forget Alice in Wonderland....

[orangetrevor]

how, in any way...

do that gay lozer who wear a shirt that don't cover his bellybutton

look like Seifer from final fantisy 8???

that is who he is suposed to be....and its stupid....

[rober150]

excuse me for asking this question but what does he mean by urban? :/

[ronalgreenio117]

i swear all the kingdom hearts characters are like final fantasy characters... i mean come on, the main character from 359/2 days with amnesia and cloud... or the guy at the start of this video and sephiroth

[SamboHaxor]

uhh they are, and disney, it was made by square enix

[mewmewluv123]

But remember white people are nobodies! :D

[itachi2374]

@mewmewluv123 so your nobody, unless your black, but then you will be heartless...

[mewmewluv123]

I'm half nobodie. But I have no heartless in me. Wow....I just read my comment..... Maybe I do play too many games. Me ish half asian :/

[lovinmusic1996]

@itachi2374 lol ^_^ also nobodys have brains in kingdom hearts 2 and the heartless act on instinct O_o

[madlink06]

i've noticed your attitude and perspective on things in general. (from my understanding) you seem to either over-analyze things, or you seem to be very serious about the topic. like you seem to be comparing things to reality. don't get me wrong, i think it's an ok way to make jokes, but other than just pointing out things, i'd say that your attitude might cause arguments, like the one that you said. i've had a friend like that, and he wasn't very happy, not to mention not optomistic.

[Rin142]

Lmao!!

[pokemon1012345]

Im not heartless

[FlyingAlchemist]

Don't worry! He's just joking!

[Stvlen]

You sound a lot like Daniel Stern (Wonder Years narrator and Dilbert cartoon voice).

[trandomphatguy]

goofy`s a dog.

[jackm6665]

dude dont dis the key.

also the one you describe as scars kid isnt actually his kid.

anyone know any good cheap rpg games out now for the ps2 ps3 or maybe even on the internet???

[kon1goer]

Don't dis Kingdom hearts and beating people up with a metal pole is fun! (just kidding i love people, but seriously best game ever!)

[SonicBlueSky]

i think lapdog likes kingdom hearts. so he isnt dissing it. just making jokes.

[vjbthe3]

i can't believe you didn't bring up final fantasy 7 with barret in it.

[Tullerman]

by the way, zero to hero goes like this:

"the girls went wild, and they slaped his face in every phase"

pervert

[werwolfzelda]

thats why kindom hearts is amazing and im getting the game for ds yay but no sora i think more roxas

[slapdogadamwest]

The jerk store called theyre running out of YOU. lol

[loltheskyisblue]

LAWL

[Tullerman]

they center marmadias bobs and everybody in the lion king is inavel (don't know the english word so learn english) that's just sick

[BladeWreaver]

your fucking awesome man, crack up as xD

also what does he mean by urban?

[slapdogadamwest]

Good video but soras weapon is a giant metal key not a pipe

[AwesomeLightbringer]

I like the Jerk Store joke

[5kicksass]

he eats 72 eggs not 60

your math is wrong

but either that your videos rocks!

[krazykrauser]

Hey I know this is hard to comprehend and all, but you're wrong.

5 dozen = 5*12

5*12 = 60. (It's hard, I know)

[mackay0231]

it is really 60 12

+12

+12

+12

+12

=60

[AwesomeUmbreon98]

How many eggs does he eat for breakfast? IT'S OVER FIFTAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! (I had to XP)

[maruproductions]

Every single time I watch this, the part with the eggs just makes me cry laughing.

That's why I watched this when I learned I had to have knee surgery.

[Auron225]

lol this is really funny and all (loved the part about 60 eggs - i completly forgot about that!) except... i still dont think kh is urban... or ico. an urban game generally means city sandbox, guns, cars, etc. neither of these do that - its just the way youve phrased them.

[Keyshredder]

nice intro, i love it!

[The0ptimus]

I laughed my ass off at the lion king part

[Wanderingsage7]

i'm surprised you didn't mention rafiki. he's awsome and everything but the guy is two bannanas away from being insane.

[KoolThing14]

:D GEORGE IM GOIN WITH JERK STORE!!!

[holyshiznut]

-at the end- AHHHHHHHH MY EARS DEY BURNNNNNNNN HOW COULD YEW PLAY THAT AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KoolThing14]

u would no wat it is :)

[zachistanproductions]

YAY!

[sonicfreak1031]

epic win dude this is one of the best videos u ever made

[lordguy5]

adamwestslapdog: also to help him on his quest he gets the help of donald, who is a duck and goofy, who is a.....thing.

Ha!

[beanio12]

Goofy looks to be a dog.....but that's strange because Pluto's a dog and he can't talk....

[itachi2374]

@beanio12 GOOFIES family must of inbreded as well!

[gmanvan]

doesn't the gun blade work with the materia stuff?

[StuffToBlowtheMind]

Well at that time in aladin there were only two social classes extremly poor and rich so he couldnt get a job

[Xenetas]

So true man. I agree. Kingdom hearts is urban XD

[TheFlyingsquirrel38]

your videos fill me with rofl!

[Xenetas]

OMG this is sooooooooooo funnny! Good work dude!!!

[Gplars]

your videos fill me with rafl

[istringy]

i love the part with aladdin

get a job ya bum!

[agcourtney]

That was great. xD

Except, in Lion King 2, it's mentioned in the movie that Kovu is actually NOT Scar's kid, just picked as his successor.

[xBloodRedSandmanx]

shut up you jerk lol

[MajorasMaskkingdom]

wait they didn't kidnap Kairi, her heart was trappeed in you!

[MajorasMaskkingdom]

you know your reviews are funny!

[angbandsbane]

Anyone who thinks the gunblade is urban needs to look up "apache revolver." Those were real weapons around the 1900's that were a barrel-less revolver that had an retractable kriss blade out front and that could be folded over into a set of brass knuckles.

[amyelizbiz]

A better sexual inuendo is when you're in that battle you showed and you wait until seifer jumps and attacks you. He'll say, "Isn't this romantic?" while charging at you with his club pointed towards you...0.0

[TheJackValentine]

i was LMAO @when you started talking about beauty and the beast XDDD

[gazza779]

that was crap

[lsfior41]

i think goofys a dog thing

[xBloodRedSandmanx]

o god that sex machine thing

[TheLink3342]

Kingdom hearts ties to so many things....which is what makes it an awesome game.

[Running4coffee]

LOL @ LOIN KING

[simonO712]

I seriously fell of my chair at the egg part XD

Ingenious man, I'd rate it 6 stars if it was possible!

[tate9000]

lol!

okay, kingdom hearts fanboys, anser me this,

when xeanort goes to open kingdom hearts, you see datkness come out like mist. then, sora says "fuck you, its light" the it kills xeanort.  but then, it is filled with heatrlteless, so they close it. is it darkness, or light? (or twighlit)

[PrincessMidna100]

HOT DOG!!!

[GamerLink5]

Eating 4 dozen eggs a day to get large. I laughed hard. Great Job AdamWestLapDog.

[tkdboy1996]

gaston makes my life...=D

[Titan360]

Finny fun.....

[jayheich]

aladin to the point where he meets genie is much like jak 2.aladin is jak(young and )old abu is daxter jafar is the baron erol and kor the prince is the guard who knocked jak out genie is obviously the precoursor and the lamp is the precursor stone

[animekitten789]

utter truth.

[DanteDMCry]

hey AWLD do u like silent hill or metal gear solid

[ronalgreenio117]

at the end in kh2 why the hell did they call cloud strife, or a guy with hair that looks like clouds ROXAS!? i mean, there is final fantasy in the game so surely a guy with clouds hair cant be a coincidence. WHAT THE HELL!!??

[MrCamrenator]

i like this vid its funny

[KimbaTheWhiteLion66]

Simba Doesn't Have Balls Because Its A Family Movie!But It Still Funny Nonetheless!

[responceman]

so when's the next one and what is it?

[sonicrulez22]

goofys a dog i think hes either a dog or a big bunny rabbit

[ANiggerNamedNick]

when the guy from beuty and the beast said that he ate the eggs to get bigger u have no idea wat popped into my head

[Nigtmaredemon]

kingdom hearts isn't a bad game also Wat does urban mean?

[fman40000]

I think urban means something along the lines of street or something like that. Oh and adam never said it's a bad game he's just making fun of it.

[GameFreak5264]

"To help him, he enlists donald who is a duck. and goofy, who is a........thing"

lol i love that part. in addition to the Gaston part

[KawaiiKemonomimi]

Lion King encourages inbreeding, Beauty in the Beast encourages beastiality and bad dieting habits and Kingdom Hearts is urban. Hilarious, AWLD!! Oh, and if you ever find the movie "Watership Down" and think it will be great for your kids - WRONG!!! Killer, rabid bunnies are NOT for kids!

[MiguelMartyr]

ahahahahahah!!!! XD

[polygon50]

A winner is you.

[naetle07]

Goofy is a dog.

[musicgod182]

why is it that Goofy who is a dog (even thought he looks nothing like one and loves a cow) can walk on two legs but Pluto is just a normal dog?

[naetle07]

That's Disney for ya!

[Iamafishproductions]

I'm no expert on it, but I think 'urban' refers to something that appeals to people who like explosions, gunblades and action sequences but has gaping holes in its logic.

[SpiderSixteen]

I think urban means something like GTA....I think

[Vboys21]

what does urban mean