The Kid by the Fountain

[MegaMichiee]

I AM CHUBBY MCFATTY!!! <3 ..nah fuk i'm kidding :P

[mychal513]

that black bar is bothering me.... show us the dam haircut

[imawesomeyall]

I tried for like 5 minutes to remove that black bar on top until I finally read it and realized it was on purpose... LAAAWWWWL I feel dumb :D

[eny41394]

he put like pads or like paper folded on his shoulders, hhahahaah!!!

[Bundynational]

Nvm on the shoulder Q

[Bundynational]

Whats that on your shoulder???

[itscooltobeyou]

lol! that kid totally mind fucked you.

[Nocturna666]

Tony, the answer is simple: In this video you're all confused to shit about why this kid was being this way, then awhile later, you add black bars to hide your new haircut. Ever think that maybe, the cause of all this confusion was the haircut itself?! :D lolz.

[TheSourcealpha]

i lolled , literally . tolling is for unfunny youtubers!

[jdYank717]

did you look if you still had your wallet?

[jaykeni]

Spittle alert! 5:53

[acepotter]

I spent the first 10 seconds of the video staring at the black bars then had to rewind and still could not pay attention. but now i really wanna know who he was

[BackSideOFFThemoon]

zzZZZZzzZZZZzzZZZzz

[BackSideOFFThemoon]

starting looking out of the window....

[BackSideOFFThemoon]

can't stop focus on the black bar....:o

[blueangelsarahh]

Hey, so tell me about your new hair cut?

[rocketpoweredunicorn]

that was me! I just wanted you to talk about me in one of your videos

[rendros88]

@rocketpoweredunicorn Lose some weight.

[tenniscrazy2]

Pause at 3:28 to see his full haircut.

[sichimeko]

5.53 Sorry but I HAVE TO: he spitted!

[sonictail301]

Why is that upside down folding chair there?

I'M SO PERCEPTIVE.

[breakdancebreakdance]

maybe he just wanted to read the comics with you?

[NarutoFan9787]

lol the bandage on his shoulder from his recent muscle explosion

[gamerjoe22]

This really made my day! thanks

[bahok123]

LOL this is soo funny!

[tks457redhot]

hey sugar why are you hiding your cute hair

[eeveeman10]

lol this video was made on mybrithday

[Marlowann]

This is such a fun video to watch. I love hearing you rant about this random little thing that happened cause I'm just as confounded as you are.

[RandomEnemy]

this guy is pretty racist

[MissMerida]

nope

[Konst64]

holy shit broski what's up with your hair?!?!?!  3:28

[JettDucket]

Chubs McFatty is under the black bar.

[vlamingkop]

What haircut? You dont have any hair anymore :D

[engladtur]

Tony, why are you afraid of people's opinions on your haircut? It's your own god damn hair, no one should tell you how it looks on you, you probably know it best yourself ^^ <3

[OmegaOwA]

@engladtur He's not worried about their opinions lol. He just doesn't want people to talk about it rather than the video content.

[CeeJeffRun]

Chubbs McFatty... love it!

[Asiate]

This video had more creativity than all RWJ videos combined !

[Pittsisamazing]

@Asiate So does a turd.

[lbeesntdeirx]

Your shoulders are looking quite small compared to the past...

[IAMAMEGAMANpunch]

those bars

[Destructides]

Zero degrees? More like minus 90 degrees, to be nerdily precise.

[sodamachin3]

why so much hate on fat kids tony? weren't you a fatshit when you were little?

[nosnaj]

The kid did that to get on your video... He succeeded.

[cheltube38]

That old chestnut!

[coopster65]

Best part: 2:34

[DanielandAngelo]

ahahah chris hansen reference

[123boobster]

im chubbs mcfatty

[ateyeh]

3:27 Fail blackbar! Wtf is wrogn with your hair?

[pandasiegel]

"who ever shoots the one first will lose" priceless XD

[Spazmaticblonde]

CHUBS MCFATTY!!!!

[kaleign]

What's with that upside-down chair leaning against your wall in the background? How unusual.

[BlackDraco]

I'm so sorry you're baldi- oh wait

[BilliLovesMargot]

not convinced. i'm sure you were pretending to read.

[filmidioten]

Sorry Tony, I apologize for stalking you at the fountain. The thing is... I was trying to make you my 10th victim and strangle you with my bestest bestest friend Piano Wiresome. Sadly there were too many witnesses hanging around so I had to wait it out, but then you walked away and ruined my day.

-Chubs McFatty (aka The Dirty Dozen Killer)

[CatMingDu]

either was trying to glance at your paper or a little autistic?

[AutomHatter]

haha So did you ever find out who the kid was?

[jamesmorgandavies]

Not only is there no HARM in trying, there's often actual real HELP in trying.

Sincerely,

Some Decrepit Old Slack-ass Motherfucker Who Hasn't Tried In Years

[Ricetrife]

He has friends? omg I'm so jealous

[AllansRamblings]

Asians don't have peripheral vision. Well, a very restricted version.

[1992haley26]

He probably has OCD. He probably sits in the same spot every day and he had to find a way to sit there without sitting on top of you or asking you to leave. or maybe he's just a weirdo. OR, maybe he had to leave about the same time, but had the same mind game going on in his head.

[whoo689]

The black bar at the bottom is to cover his new breast implants.

[kkhkjkl]

lol 5:51 for his spit.

[RTardEntertainment]

0:49 if you want to see part of it... idk why its so important. It is a haircut after all.

[xarealpersonx]

I went back to check for the upside down folding chair. I FOUND IT.

[valley180]

nice 5:53 spit flies out of your mouth hahahah

[BifiHasi]

were you trying to break a jump-cut record (if there is any such thing...)?

[tripthe1]

Tony you DO know that kid totally mind fu¢ked you don't you???

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You get a FIVE star thumbs up for your lame @ss haircut... That's right Tony. I am Chubbs McFatty.

[littlealanbig]

And what is that thing on your shoulder.

[ralfonzo83]

I love those stories!

[QuaxeYojimbo]

Maybe he just wanted to read your newspaper?

[Bonefinger]

@QuaxeYojimbo lol that actually makes sense...

[missyxxmischa]

@QuaxeYojimbo thats the first thing i thought. He was probably too scared to ask to look at it.

[semt9]

chubbs mcfatty lawlllll

[DJAngiePangie]

You should have asked him out. He sounds cuddly.

[Martian74]

Chubbs Mcfatty is inside your head Tony!

[TheSpriteStory]

omg you have a Gayman in the background, i mean a Gameman.

[RouletteDeath]

Annnnnnd I freakin' wanted to see your hair. )):

[RouletteDeath]

Hahaha chubbs mcfatty....

[Bramphousian]

Seriously? You didn't just sit and stare at his crotch? Come on.

[supermariobros3636]

No I have to find macaromy's comment.

[Ambi215]

you are my hero

[Bladerunner20006]

OMG an upside down chair!

K i didnt notice it until you came out with your last vid i admit :D but i DID get the reference to the shoulder muscle vid :)

[elprettio]

funny vid as usual.. i couldnt help but get bothered by what your hair must look like!! i need to update the ol' gang. and also, there was some thing in the collar of your shirt that was also driving me nuts. guh!

[swimmerforlife789]

That chair...it is...upside-down!

[Marlowann]

This is a good video.

[Thee1KidChaos]

Maybe it was a ghost!

[MrBkTurk]

@thewinekone give me a shout out please

[pikapoo25]

A CHAIR!!!

[farhmoha]

LOOOL

[l4ngcuapr1de]

HAHAHAHAH

[dog2man1994]

I had to go back and watch this video. I never saw it...

[HeartlessArchAngel69]

you know whats worse...

toddler in the supermarket doing a fire siren while parents look redfaced and I want to ninja lightsaber the kid...like an episode of dr who or something the kid swallowed a siren and was incapiable of stopping the harrendous noise !

[DragoonBoom]

Oh my god, what the hell is up with the upsidedown chair?

[ForgottenMemoriesFM]

I had to go back and look at the chair

[mariachula23]

im guessing that he was debating to jack you or somethng lol you may never know.....OMG you swore :O

[DonkymanCominAtYa]

i saw u at the fountain. no wonder tht kid was sitting so near u, u was walking around with a turtle on a leash, he was just curiouse what freaking weirdo u was. cant believe u didnt notice all the ppl taking pictures and laughing at u

[Undahcut1]

What the hell is up with the chair?

[BlazenT]

lmao this episode was so hilarious I couldn't resist. I just had to burst out laughing.

[whoo689]

You have some weird-looking "padding", Tony. From where I'm sitting, it kinda looks like a really portable communication device.

[timothy9958]

this didnt find my sub box

[MrDongji]

Chubs McFatty ahahahahaha

[Anchiel]

Ahh, wine kone... if you're creeped out by a kid, you must be losing your touch

[MoeMonkey78]

im watching this to see if i can find out why u wore a hoodie

[dokuja]

You people? 

[alvreezy]

this video is hard to touch myself to.

[CLSkill]

I was him.

[KateReadsBooks]

Sounds like he was trying to get his nerve up to rape/rob you.

[lokifm]

this new BlackBox hairstyle is amazing.

[TheFunnyCorp]

WHAT'S ON YOUR SHOULDER?

[LucasCAPS]

Come on, you know his name already. How hard can it be to look him up and find out what is the deal with him? BTW, is Chubs with one or two B's?

6:15 Clothing is a good detail. He tells you what one of you was wearing. Better be himself, in order to avoid (more) creepiness.

[HotSIzZle12]

Chubs McFatty :]

[komikero]

That was a close call Tony. You were almost victim #37.

[SailorXOdesSa]

oh I can see how much you love fucking kids xD

[kaflip]

the bottom bar hides his leaking nipples

[otusqueeky1]

"And the they depart..... who are you chubs mcfatty?!" Oh my god, priceless... bravo Tony

[SchizoSkank]

Nice haircut, Tony.

[LucasCAPS]

@SchizoSkank Yes, that black bar is beautiful! I wonder what shampoo he uses.

[Forehead2Brick]

Holy crap, those black bars are crazy. What do you guys think? Aren't they crazy?

[redneckvideogamer]

I like the black bars.

BTW, I went to a conference a couple weeks ago, no school or college kids, and several people had backpacks.

But I don't know if they were losers or not. :)

[CrazyLazyMonkey]

or he could just send you a picture of himself? you should've said that, and you could've done so in a creepy voice and everything!

[chibigrunt]

Lol, "whoever shoots the one first... will lose"

[crunchycar]

Nice haircut.

[urusova]

ROTFL your shoulder pad hahaha u r so attentive.

[otusqueeky1]

We need more rants like this Tony!!

[otusqueeky1]

@otusqueeky1 Seriously, wow this was really funny! More old school rants like this please!

[Pallidity]

Are you colluding with the chair Devil these days? Or did you just anger the chair God?

[iamyoyoyodude45]

First your increase in creepiness, now this. You are evolving Tony. Evolving into a pedophile. Rejoice.

[charlie996]

What's on your shoulder?

[PrinnyPrincess]

That's so weird, I hope he didn't steal stuff! All fat kids are up to something.

I wear backpacks in non-school settings sometimes too, Tony! No shame.

[Rubbersoulful]

Pause the video at 1:46 for a large amount of forehead

[99Lundinator99]

So much forehead

[MagicalEggroll69]

I think the black bar is there because he's nipping hardcore the entire video and he didn't notice until he went to upload.

[Keviths]

LOL I love your creepiness :)

[barnstar2077]

If it had been me I would have licked your face and said "Mmm Strawberries," and then walked off.

[MrMegaBread]

Newsflash, Chubs McFatty!

[ChunkiiMunkii]

Chubs McFatty <3 LOL

[pandasiegel]

hahaha :D hilarious!

[xSheens]

Nice haircut!

[frugihoyi]

What the hell is that thing coming out of your tshirt to the right of your head?

[Mavarik]

fuck off im not that fat

[Bluetiger06]

LMAO! I may have just died of laughter. Thanks, Tony. xDD

[ActiveGameboy]

.................fucking kid. LMFAOOOOOOOO xDDD

[MusicPlaylistEmail]

it could just all be in your head. or not. i remember in high school i was [still] a loner and purposely tried to give off vibes to people that i didnt want to talk to them. there was this one presumably autistic kid who just didnt get the message and would make himself welcome wherever i was and talk. i never had a class with him so i dont know how he knew me

[RenReN932]

And you are quite cute, must be the black bar. 

[RenReN932]

Yeah so I had to repeat the first 30 secs of the vid coz I wasn't paying attention to what you were saying because I was distracted by the black bar.

[Spetznaz]

@RenReN932 30 sec to read that lines in the black bar? youre fucking slow

[RenReN932]

@Spetznaz I didn't say it took me "30 sec to read that (the) lines" in the black bar. I said "I wasn't paying attention," and therefore was "distracted." Hence why I had to repeat "the first 30 secs." Are we on the same page now? :)

[Spetznaz]

@RenReN932 I cant see how a simple black bar can distract you for 30 sec, youre fucking tard?

[RenReN932]

@Spetznaz Similarly, you can read a page from a book without knowing what's going on if you're not really concentrating. So you would just be reading without digesting/absorbing material. Lol, does it matter if it was 30 secs or a minute? I could just be daydreaming throughout the vid, and just replay the whole thing because I wasn't listening. To answer your second question, YES I WILL BE if I continue arguing with you. Peace.

[Spetznaz]

@RenReN932 sry, what did you say? I wasnt reading all that shit, can you repeat it all again?

[RenReN932]

@Spetznaz Oh, my bad. I forgot you have a short attention span of around... 30 seconds? Repeat it all again? You can just reread my previous message again and again until you understand, and that should be suffice.

[Erkerkerk123]

by the way winekone, when I move to Toronto in a month, and I find you reading a news paper, I'll jump your bones. Then we can have an awkward moment where were both too body conscious to take off our clothes, and call it a day.

[pineappledust]

i want to see your fucking hair :)

[SephirothNox]

You should have challenged the fat kid to a children's card game...

[HardcorePwnography]

TWK does it again. Best video of yours ive seen. and ive been watching since since the early days!

[bookworm2445]

"NEWSFLASH, CHUBBS MCFATTY!"

You, sir, are funny.

[monstercatcat]

i so wish that was me 

[chrisygta4life]

OMG your hair is hella wack yo, some fool be done replaced dat shit with a big black rectangle o some shit yo.

[Softwings100]

you need to make more videos, your like, the second funniest person on youtube, nigahigaaaa........but srsly make more videos...i watched this like 5 times

[Lionelle0272DJN]

I dont like your haircut

[jplosman55]

3:28 HAIRCUTTTTTTTTT

[Jakman01]

I love watching your videos, why you ask? Because it makes me feel sophisticated, and you make me laugh.

[Erkerkerk123]

its his mating dance

[JamesVmusic]

i like your haircut 1:40 - 1:47

[beardedgecko987]

This is much more like old winekone. 

[burritohero7]

Great story. Although you didn't explicitly say this, it sounded like you use your backpack to smuggle subway sandwiches into the movie theater.

[nettabetta121]

Haha. Awesome video. You actually reminded me of one of my close friends. If I was you I would have turned around and asked the kid if he was gonna rape me then leave. Would have been funny to see his reaction. Anywho! I'm sure you noticed but your necklace is all messed up. I couldn't stop staring at it for the first half of the video.

[phenomena41]

whats on your shoulder under your shirt? O.o

[KatieP2810]

There needs to be more men like you in the world, only then I will be truly happy.

[thewinekone]

@KatieP2810 You make me blush! But yes, the world does need more creepy dudes. I guess. Or guys who play one on the internet, anyway. Hooray!