Samurai Cop - The Horny Nurse

[Rigobert42]

Michael Bay can only dream of making a film this good!

[Kenyanrocker]

The black dude??wtff??!?!

[plunderpunk2]

Most directors who intentionally attempt to be this bad for camp/schlock value will never come close. This might be one of the lowest points in cinematic history.

[MLGBrownCat]

1:14 look at the black guy twitch haha!

[greggusan]

....BINGO



[varasha]

The nurse looks like Lindsay Lohan.

[MrNoobophile]

O M G

[letterboy90]

lol pricless when the black guy steps in after SC was told he wasn't "big" enough

[Shizzy77]

Black guy reactions ftw.

[vanderbrock]

Yes, yes I would.

[conmanINoahu]

I feel like a high school student made this movie...

[anadthebarbarian]

bingo

[smbossco]

Don't worry. I got enough.

[EnglishSmoker2]

What's so funny about this clip? This seems like normal every day human interactions to me.

[newthrash1221]

listverse bring you here?

[slamster]

@newthrash1221 yep

[JuliusIsMe]

@newthrash1221 Yes.

[g2g4m10]

I wish live was this easy

[joost173173173]

anyone else got her from @ilikegrilsdaily from twitter

[SUPER3325]

@joost173173173 yerp hhaaha

[EmperorKyuu60]

@joost173173173 nope... I got HERE from ilikegirlsdaily, now if I was a chef, I'd follow ilikegrilsdaily, but i'm not a chef, sooo...

[MLGBrownCat]

Wow this was so amazing.

[joeadame2]

LOL this is so stupid

[TheLuvinit07]

w00t ILIKEGIRLSDAILY!

[TheFifaPro100]

thumbs up if i likegirlsdaily sent you here !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wawa2699]

ilikegirlsdaily.?

[FairyNinjaFtw]

iLikeGirlsDaily ! ;)

[BionicGroin]

I once saw a pornographic illustration that featured a man that was 100 feet tall. He had torn a jumbo jet in half and was using one end of it as a fleshlight. The passengers inside were either crushed by his girth or drowned in his ejaculate. I believe this is the type of penis that the nurse was looking for.

[obidient4u]

Wish I was a bitch and got dicked all the time..

[TheMarcusBarcus]

@obidient4u Hell I'd settle for dicking a bitch all the time. ;-)

[BluesASC]

I'd take Samurai Cop over Cop Dog any day

[ahmed123162]

you want Big girl! go with the black guy!

[RelixKondor]

wow such great dialogue.

[Blam3y]

yes. yes i would.

[lautanner]

Somebody PLEASE upload this whole movie.

[myferetiscute]

this movie is just softcore porn with a plot

[ChimpFromSpace]

The nurse looks like she's about to burst our laughing.

[thebearsareafterme]

Does anyone know where I can watch this online for free?

[GetterRay]

is there a laugh track in the back?

[oxyvut]

Now watch The Room, and watch it good. Then get advice from Tommy Wiseu on how to act.

[override367]

@oxyvut YOU'RE TEARING ME APART OXYVUT

[Niggaupnorth]

@override367 James Dean agrees with you.

[cjwright79]

Holy crap I don't know how that nurse would last five minutes in a professional environment. "Would you like to fuck me?" at full volume.

[DG12988]

@cjwright79 HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!

[vtdoom]

Is there usually a dentist's office right next to the burn unit?

[FandangoRhapsody]

wut

[PirateLordRogan]

Is the reason for the midshot because his dick is actually hanging out off screen and the conversation is relevant to an obvious topic?

[GrumpyCripple]

...Is that Franklin Bluth?

[CarlosHigg]

the black guys face is priceless

[tobi950304]

@wanker123 same here all thx 2 Tom Green

[juliuxuu]

WHERE CAN I GET THIS MOVIE?!?!? Please someone tell me!

[wanker413]

TOM GREEN brought me here!



[booboowilson10101]

Henny Kotz

[StyrbjornStarke]

Spenny jerks off to this

[ydoron]

Kenny hotz sent me here too

And this nurse need to get raped!!

[dylancoulter420]

Kenny Hotz brought me here

[videogamegenius]

What the fuck kind of dialog was that?? WOW LMAO

[TheFlamingItzy]

Kenny Hotz.

[PhaTboyBLIIM]

what.......the fuck........what the fuck



[Supralic1ous]

Kenny hotz send me!

[alexrider6S]

*vomits*

[Strand0410]

Yes. Yes I would.

[Scaramanganexuspluss]

This is the best thing I have ever seen!

And I've seen porn.

[CerpinTaxt37]

Bingo



[TheDEATHSTARIII]

this film looks like it was edited in 2 hours before lunch

[FORD5000solo2001]

RULES FOR BECOMING A MASTER FILMMAKER

1: Watch this video.

2: Do the opposite of it.

[mbmhs]

Jesus.

[doublezeroduck]

lol oh man

[PirateLordRogan]

The hell did I just watch?

[pixiesaredeadly]

@PirateLordRogan Seriously. WTF is this?

[dasgdasg]

Love the reaction shots from the black dude. Would watch an entire movie of that.

[Cygnaeus1]

Anyone wanna recommend movies similar to Samurai Cop. This was so awesome =PP

[dharpify1]

@Cygnaeus1 machine girl. fucking trust me

[Cygnaeus1]

@dharpify1 That one is bad/over the top on purpose.. This one is just plain bad =p

[QuartuvLarry]

@Cygnaeus1 Deathstalker 2. Best. Bad film. Evarrrr!!!

[Mastermind12358]

.. right

[EthanNin0]

No way, his lips are burned!

[bbhaver]

Epic !

[ubermensch826]

Worst scene in movie history?

[7the7Seven7]

But did you hear about Blue Zoltan getting fired?

[gorsefan]

"Would you like to fuck me?" "No"

"Would you like me to fuck off?" "Yes."

"Do you know any good barbers?" "No"

[RobinMKII]

black cop reaction shots ftw

[Gamerskillsfull]

she looks like an older lindsay lohan on crack... so just an older lindsay lohan then haha. and that's how she'll probably act in the future too.

[thefatman69dude]

lol I love how the nurse totally hits on him then basically cock blocks him from her. belive it or not this scene is based on a true story

[reeelife]

Love the reactions on the other cop. He was probably nominated for an Oscar, no doubt.

[TheStatus2x]

Good improv there when he says "bingo" into her stethoscope, cause the script was probably yes, yes I would.

[Ironman0194]

Normally i dont troll and im respectful to women. This is the day i make an exception. You stupid teasin bitch ho! That shit aint cool, he should samurai sword yo ass, and decapite you.

[hanl9889]

Anyone else got here from Redlettermedia...?

[SethHesio]

@hanl9889 Redlettermedia rules!

[MRTOWELRACK]

What the fuck were they thinking. This shit is so funny.

[GigawingsVideo]

I... uhhh... I... ummm... what?

[mskpopaddict1]

ahahahah wtf is this?

[zabara99]

LOL

The sheer, unadulterated awfulness of the dialogue in this clip is truly magnificent in a weird sort of way.

[0igres]

This remind me of bacardi and cola

[nera427]

Jesus...

[nebutron]

Nice "leg up on the chair" by Black Cop. If only MST3k did "adult" films...

[imbbad]

black cop was super engaged in the conversation

[ziljin]

Is this porn?

[SavagesInMyTown]

"dont worry I got enough. Its big" LOL

[reqIess]

I really think the best part of campy shit is the ambient ruffling of air, shoes being shuffled, and buzz of lights being on. Without movies like this there might have never been a Garth Marghengis Dark Place

[Fugiar]

The nurse aside, I just can't get over the awesome hair of the guy.

[redblugreenjello]

CRINGE INDUCING

[riceball23]

I really hope this is a porno and not just a horrible, horrible movie.

[tFighterPilot]

No, he was a good doctor

[MyOnlyFarph]

Brilliant dialogue

[Changles]

I like how he says "watch the room" at 1:38, like it somehow knew about the lineage of funny bad films to come before The Room was even made!

[tokando69]

HAHA GENIUS!

[PaonSol]

I'm very uncircumcised...ladies.

[TonyKaku]

Astoundingly shitty dialogue coupled with truly awful acting. I weep when I think of the money wasted making this movie.

[landline00]

@TonyKaku It's funny. Just enjoy it instead.

[TonyKaku]

@landline00 Well, there is that.

[sugarface88]

this is fucking awful

[Mrmys1900]

jisses

[sniper6081]

What the hell was that? That was fantastically bad. I loved it.

[dogdemon444]

Eew guys with long hair

[Abdalla159]

BINGO..

[the0tobes0machine]

HAVE YOU BEEN CIRCUMCISED?

[professorRadify]

yes.... yes i would

[AustinTasseltine]

This is like Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

[samott19]

@AustinTasseltine I was thinking the same thing

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

1:37 is the only thing wrong with this scene. He means watch the room WELL. Other than that, flawless writing, flawless acting!

[sUNaRMYK]

Shogun T-Shirts at the Sunspot.

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[sacrificialtotem]

the pained look on her face when she says" touch what you see" is really forced

[SeanFortyTwo]

Thank you machinima live stream :')

[Svenrot]

machinima live stream ;)

[samuraiyao]

What a fucking bitch!!! She was hittin on him touching his package and then rejected him like that, the nerve that bitch has!!!

[HandsomeDynamite]

Why the fuck didn't this win any Oscars?

[roninjaja]

I'd tell her i had a small penis just to get out of it. She looks like a chimp with a wig who's been bathed in bleach.

[vicious12000]

@roninjaja i'm sure you wouldn't of had to worry about lying to her

[roninjaja]

Is this for real? what the hell LMAO

[rustycageandrun]

It's big...

I want bigger...

and of course the black guy comes to the rescue with the stereotype of black guy = big dick.

the 80's....

[Darkchriz]

I SWEAR THE BLACK GUY IS FROM DEXTER

[anguaa]

that guy's hair

[LostCharm]

what the fuck is this scene?

[Itachiii]

LMFAOO the black dudes reactions!!

[StaticShock13]

lol, this is pretty bad acting

[Darknanard]

quick a porno scene :ppppppppppppppp

[cyberray1976]

hahahahahaha...OMG!!! Script writing, dialogue, and acting at it's very finest!!! They don't get any better than this....WHY OH WHY wasn't this movie nominated for an Emmy, an Oscar, a Golden Globe, and a Best Picture of the Year award?!?!? Truly an epic piece of cinematic brilliance

[ComedianStevieMack]

Great stuff guys. Can't wait to see what you post next !

[crispycrab]

BEST ACTING EVER

[Roopfert]

no uh, he was a good doctor...

lol good script

[benlenn]

In another time and space Black guy is watching some scintillating repertoire.

[Falloople]

wWHATt!

[777Yonatan]

great acting by the nurse..

[0n3m4n4rm33]

bingo

[JeffLynne1988]

was that supposed to be funny...? damn that was terrible

[joshd616]

omg, this is horribly funny. The black guys face! XD

[arn123321]

now that's drama

[fenriz218]

For a second I thought this was a young Steven Segal, before he went on the Elvis-diet (burgers n'shakes).

Funny also when you listen to the film without sound - looks like the prelude to a porn-film (which is no doubt the artistic background of the female lead).

[HighVoltage135]

wat

[CTHULHUSURVIVOR]

Would someone please remind Nurse Slutty that even a 747 appears small inside the Grand Canyon!

[deepthroatedturtle]

Damn, Show a little of those hot ass men FGS..

[Ildred]

Have you been circumsized?

[TheFreshPeddler]

its gotta be an old skinamax movie

[covingtonium]

holy fuck wow aliens will destroy us if they see this!

[werre2]

awesome bad

[HeissonGonzalez]

this dialogs.... i REALLY thought it was a porn movie (´cause that stupid scripts and actors´performance) but it´s not!!! this is a normal movie!!! anyway ...

[ret6578]

worst. acting. ever.

[bumdirk]

i know omg this was terrible, is this porn? seems about right

[marc2789]

Very Nice Actor. Gorgeous Hair!

[lokallize]

is this from a prono

[sansnom]

Come on even porno have better dialogue.

[ChevalierAguila]

Policenauts - The live action movie

[AniketosBasilius]

lollolol :)

[whoremuch6]

what the fuck is this?

[NoNickNoKick]

is the BAD ASS Samurai Cop!!!!! xDD

[BRIANisBRENDON]

BEST MOVIE EVER DUMBASS

[ConfusedSponge]

is this a scene from a porno?

[bombboyluke]

No way this is from a porno, he didnt get lucky.

[ConfusedSponge]

i know but the acting is so porn standard.