Bas Rutten knocked out a ROttweiler with a low kick to the face. Of course he did. I only wish someone taped so it could go into his official KO and submission reel, as it deserves to.
I KOéd a badger with my car once, stepped out to move the body from the road, it wakes up, looks at me and shakes his body, then runs of into the forrest, freaked me out!
i tell u now from experience with dog if 1 garbs on 2 ya and its pullin and shakin dont try pull ur arm away just go with it get it cornered or get on top of it and if its ur hand in its mouth push it down the things neck or get on top of it and suffocate it.........as a fully grown man ud most probably be able 2 pull there legs off anyway............anymore then 2 and ur pretty fucked tho
If a human is willing to sacrifice it's extremities and use it's one obvious advantage (intelligence) we should win at least 80% of the time. Eyeball pokes, nut grabs, on the fly weapons, etc...but anything can happen. If we fall to the ground, and the dog gets our neck, it's over.
Just gotta be ready to get bit. I know it sounds vicious and hard to deal with, but *Rick James voice* adrenaline is a hell of a drug! Deal with the pain after you save your life.
incident in December 1978 in Mordvinian village of Maidan-Shane Antonina Semenova Grosheva:
"December 24.00 , I fed calves at night and walking home from the farm. It was already dark. But I walk this road for twenty-two years, and fearing no no. Prior to the last house was a mile from where I was startled by a push from behind, and once someone grabbed my leg. Dog? We have a great evil in the village dog owners to let it run overnight. I turned and waved a bag. And then I saw wolf!
@Cawa9475 He knocked me down and I thought: Well, that's death. If not for his handkerchief, as though it was, because the animal grabbed me by the throat. I grabbed him by the jaw with his hands and began to unclench. And they are like iron. And I have somewhere strength come from - the left hand pulled the lower jaw, and when wanted to grab and right - hand slipped into the mouth.
@Cawa9475 I pushed her deeper and caught the toung. Perhaps the wolf from it to hurt, because he has ceased to be torn, and I was able to rise to his feet. shouted, calling for help, but no one heard, and maybe even heard scared - you never know what happens at night. " Furthermore, Antonina S. Wolf dragged his tongue over a mile to his house and killed his heavy door bolt.
Both you and the dog should walk away with no major injuries if all goes to plan. Dont gouge the eyes or any of that unless you cant control the dog. if you have ever grappled a human or know any grappling techiques, it should be extremely easy to take the dog off it's feet and get a mount or side control position.
There is no way a human should lose a fight to dog, you just have to be mentally prepared to get bit. Getting bit by a dog is very shocking because most people just arent ready for that intense pain. Dogs have one weapon, their mouth. All you have to do is control the mouth and you're completely safe. You can easily sweep even a large dog of its feet and hold it in a dominant position while growling into its hear. The dog will eventually submit and stop moving.
@themetalgod21 You don't think Bas... one of the best kickers in MMA, can knock out a dog that's not even paying attention to him. He said the dog was preocupied with his own, so i'm sure a kick to it's head would be more than enough to knock it out. Don't be jelly
@Darylw27 It's possible!! But dogs are very strong and if you think these mma fighter are going to beat animals more often then not it's just not going to happen.
ok.. bas rutten is a badass and i love his stories but the dude said the stupidest thing i've ever heard in a video to the right called "brice lee in mma?" watch it and you'll see what i mean
@boyceavenuetunez I love that Joe Rogan video where he owns that heckler in the crowed wearing a shirt with skulls on it. "I wore this knowing I would look silly, you wore that think bitches will wanna fuck me..."
it was probably a pussy american rottie. and shit if bas rutten was in a serious defensive mode for *his* dog, then he would put some power in to that fucking kick. why even make that shit up, he's got so many crazy stories arleady.
My neighbor's pit got loose and was attacking my golden retriever back in '09.. I watched through my sliding glass door as the pit latched on to the side of my dog's head. I grabbed my Estwing framing hammer and hit the pit with the blunt end of the hammer two times pretty damn solid (I saw skin come off his head with the second shot) and a grazing blow before the thing finally let go and ran away seemingly unfazed. I seriously expected to kill the dog when i hit it. Bas is VERY full of shit.
@PJR1005 hahaha ur a fuckin idiot and u got sum anger problems bas rutten is trained to knock people out why couldnt he do it to a dog? of course u couldnt knock out a dog i bet ur arms and legs look like spaghetti fallin out of ur clothes... ive seen a cow bein knocked unconcious why cant it happen to a dog?
@figgywurmack No one's saying it's impossible to knock a dog out, you dumb shit, just that it's not as easy as knocking a human out. Pretty sure Bas made that story up on the fly. like I said, I hit an attacking dog twice with a hammer and the thing didn't get KO, it only ran off. if you ever get attacked by a rottweiler, please try to beat it down with your bare hands in order to KO the thing. The world could do without one less idiot.
@PJR1005 once again ur not bas rutten and not trained to ko anything so ur fairytale about hitting a dog with a hammer isnt even relavent and what does me fightin a rotweiller have nytin to do wit this. grow up kid... and i love how u removed ur last comment cuz i burnt u so bad haha
Point is, if i can whack a big dog with a hammer and not knock him out just chase him off, I'm inclined to believe Bas is lying. Now, if you want to live in a fairy-tale world and buy into Bas' bravado or not believe what I said is true, like I said before, feel free to have a fist fight with a rottweiler while it's attacking you and the world can be shut of your dumb ass. Get it now? Probably not 'cause you're an idiot. See "rajnish89's" comment; maybe you can make sense of that. Stupid ass.
@figgywurmack I just skimmed over alot of these comments and it seems the popular opinion is that DOGS ARE PRETTY DAMN HARD TO KNOCK OUT. "Dunlop15" says, "lol theres no way that happened. Ive seen pitbulls take metal bats to the head and barely flinch. Rotweiler would tear his ass up. Hhhm, well, I've seen a pit take a framing hammer to the head and barely flinch. I think your dumbass has seen too many Steven Seagal movies. ahahhah Anyway, Go fuck your mother. Buh-bye. :)
@PJR1005 ok first of all, big difference between a pitty and a rotty. the muscle around a pitty's head is massive and they're bred for fighting. rottys don't have that; second of all, bas' leg has way more mass than your hammer. plus bas is well fucking trained, his kick probably exceeds mel maynors 1000 pounds of force considering he's much bigger and he was one of the hardest kickers of his time. roberto duran knocked out a fucking horse with his punch, you really think it's going to be hard?
Bas is funny as fuck and one of the best fighters of all time but he's talking shit in this video! Not a single man alive can fend off a pissed off dog, martial artist or not, And I'm not talking about poodles and labradors, I'm talking Rottweillers, Dobermans, Pitbulls and German shepards! Bas Rutten is the man but he's full of shit!
Send any lap dog like pitbull or german shepard my way and I'll rip them to shreds. Men kill dogs all the time. It's super rare that a dog is able to kill a grown man.
@Apjooz You've clearly never been around full grown, pitbulls, rotweillers and german shepards. These animals are descended from wolves, I've seen huge men kick, punch and attack these dogs while they're on leashes only to have no effect! These animals are dangerous and easily kill full grown men everyday, their teeth are the best example of this. Doesn't matter who you are, no human can take on an enraged dog breed for fighting and hunting with their bare hands. Its completely unrealistic!
@Apjooz Size isn't an indication of strength. Mountain lions are only slightly bigger than dogs and are incredibly strong, they hunt 500 lb elk and are able to drag them with their jaws. The common chimp is 7 times stronger than the average man and is half the size. Rotweillers, pitbulls and german shephards and many other breeds where bred to fight, guard, hunt and kill. Their bite force alone is tremendous, your statement is naive and you've clearly never seen these animals upclose.
It takes a pack of lions HOURS to take down a big pray. Why is that? Answer: size. Chimpanzees can be nearly as big as a human male, and aren't as strong as commonly thought. Take a look at this watch?v=hc5P8n3LRak at 0:45. Does it look like that dog could kill that man?
@Apjooz There is no common chimp in the history of the animal kingdom that is the same size as a human or bigger (With the except of the bondo chimp) and a chimps are stronger I've never heard of a human able to rip someone's face off with their bare hands. I've seen the video, the dog trainer was padded and was controlling his dog. The dog was just holding on to him, not attacking him. Let me save you the heartache and tell you something, humans are generally weak and slow compared to animals
I've yet to see a chimp do feats like deadlift 700 pounds, or bench 500. Until I see that, chimps are not 7 or 10 or 100 times stronger than humans. I want to see a chimp deadlift 1500 pounds and bench 1000 so I can say that it's 2 times stronger than homo sapiens sapiens. The dog attacked the police man, why would there be a reason for it not to bite hard? Oh yeah, the big police man didn't fall to the ground in a blink of an eye, dead.
@Apjooz You do realise that those types of exercises are human based, The amount of strength it takes to rip off an actual face is amazing as is the ability to hang and swing on branches for hours on end, its genetics! You talk about weak points? We have them too, dogs are faster and absorb more pain. And the reason why the dog wouldn't bite hard on the police officer? How about the master and pet relationship. This type of reasoning is fallacious and silly
They might be human based movements but they are basic tools to asses strength because it's standardized. Face ripping...well how do you measure it? Why is it that chimpanzee can rip a face off of a human but doesn't kill it? I could kill a weaker human than me in 15 seconds. If the police deemed it necessary, it could have lowered the biting dog to the ground and slammed his knee on to the torso of the dog, if done well that would have been enough to kill the mutt.
@Apjooz how do measure face ripping? The same way you measure hanging from a tree or tearing up a phone book, grip strength! I doubt you specifically could kill anyone with your bare hands in 15 seconds, A chimp might not kill you by ripping off your face but if anything is strong enough to rip your face off it can easily break your neck! You think kneeing a dog in the stomach could kill it? These type of dogs have been known to carry critical injuries for weeks before dropping dead.
@Apjooz And why exactly would a man want to kill his pet? I don't know how old you are but a man fighting a dog bred to kill is foolhardy, you might as well have a monkey fight a lion.
Humans are weak and slow, but dogs only have teeth. We have the size, the brain, and arms. Dogs have many weak spots, like the genitals, legs (which are VERY weak and easily broken), and eyes. Humans can do instantenious damage to the dog from the distance. The dog can do major damage only if it is up close and has time.
@Apjooz The dog on the video I sent didn't bite down hard due to the relationship between pet and owner, dogs are extremely loyal and do not attack their owners unless provoked (which even than its rare). And when that happens, its usually disasterious against the human
@rajnish89 such an idiotic argument i cant even believe im weighing in on it. strength and speed have nothing to do with it humans are so much smarter that it would be nearly effortless for an average size man to kill a dog. a dog has no virtually means of protecting its face/neck/body so its exposed to anything you do to it. if you allow yourself to be mauled by something with only one mean of attack, no means of defense and no intelligence you're just a pathetic excuse for a man.
I know for a fact they use police dogs to fuck up dangerous suspects. I have serious doubts about what you're saying because I've known people who have been mauled. Not a full grown man but a friend of mine who was 14 at the time and probably bigger than many grown men. You can be mauled and not killed btw mauling is just the dog tearing you up. All they have to do is latch on to an extremity to take a chunk out of you.
@forbesfoofighters either you've never been around any type of animal or you're a child because as smart as human beings are, dogs aren't stupid. There's a reason why they're man's best friend, besides it is born with the skill and instincts to fight and kill especially these type of dogs, one thing we do not have. The reflexes of these animals are tremendous and predatorial weapons it has are devastating. Unless that person has a weapon or a way of trapping the dog, The dog wins, no contest!
u dont stand a chance dont speak for other men that would be damned if they let something smaller and weaker kill them. id fuck any species of dog up granted ill probably be biten a couple times but i definitely would be victorious
@psychosaneify dogs like Rottweillers, German Shepherds and Pitbulls are alot stronger than human beings and are able to absorb way more pain and damage than the average human being. Their bodies produce less substance P and ignore discomfort and injury, they're also the descendant of wolves their teeth are forceful and dangerous. The lacerations would be enough to kill and a locked bite can break bones and ligaments, and unless restrained or tasered thats something you won't survive.
stronger than human beings r u fucking kidding me? heres sum stats of mine and im not even close to the strongest man out there.
bench 220x5
squat 300x5
overhead press 170x5
deadlift 400x5
need i keep going. like i said u will get killed. once my life or my families life has been threatened i wood tear anything apart let alone a forty pound dog. and a dog wood be the easiest, wait for him to run up and pow right in the kisser with my right foot, dogg = koed or whimperin to his mama.
go put some muscle on ur frame and maybe reach even average man strength which is wat i consider my strength and maybe u woodnt waist time on this argument. although i can see ur a female at heart which there is no cure for. fuck, even when i 140 pounds i cood have easily fuck up a dog. oh throw in sum muay thai too, will teach u how to sidestep from a rushing dog or any other attacker and punish them
lacerations would kill buddy ur lost. after i killed his ass a turniquet wood instantly be made from my shirt as i have done in the past from lacerations add sum nice stichwork from the doc and id be right back out the next day to fuck u and ur pitbull up.
@psychosaneify I'm no doctor but lacerations kill people all the time, I've grown up in an area where knife crime is high and people get stabbed to death all the time. Only takes three inch puncture wound and you're gone. I don't know you, you could telling the truth about your stats or you could be lying but it wouldn't matter either way, this type of bravado would not save you from an animal bred to take down larger animals and sustain injury and keep going.
i don't know what happen if a very special cases ( when the adrenaline is very high ). I remember some years ago i saw to the news a case, a man and his family were attacked by a female leopard ( i don't remember exactly the circumstances ). The man fought like a crazy to protect his family and choked out the beast. They shown images with him in the hospital, his chest was a big wound and was almost mutilated...but he did it.
@vaggoner You know I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on that one. There are the rare cases with incredibles stories where humans have survived attacks from wild beasts, but these stories are few and far between. And all of them have the human the worse for wear, it can happen but a majority of the time the human ends up dead and mutilated, especially with animals as vicious as leopards. Much like when a zebra fights off a predator to survive, its very rare and not common at all.
also i am originally from Transylvania and i heard cases about sheppherds killing wolf with empty hands or even put in situation to wrestle with bear (perhaps very young or very old...i don't know ) and survived.Also some of those cases i saw to the news, if those news were or weren't quite accurate...i don't know.
@vaggoner Its very rare when a person fights off a wild animal, its isn't one of a test of strength but of one where the human tries to survive and not die! I've read stories on this and its very rare when it happens, I don't think its true that killing a full grown wolf with your bare hands is possible as the average bite force is 600lb per square inch and are stronger than domesticated dogs, bears have been known to flip over cars easily so wrestling one in the wild isn't likely.
"its isn't one of a test of strength but of one where the human tries to survive and not die! " true, that's why i spoke about extreme limit situations. Again, i don't know if it's true, but i heard a case when a woman ( a normal woman) lifted the entire backside of a car while his child had caught his foot under the wheel. As said...news...story's...could be true or not. Personal i saw a case, pretty comical. We were in the backyard talking and drinking and....
...and his little daugter came to a tree in neighboring garden ( she likely went to the neighbors without informing his dad. She could not descend the tree ant started to scream. There was a fence about 7 feet between backyards. His dad ( and i must say the man wasn't athletic at all, actually a little fat and almost drunk ) moved just like a monkey over the fence, in the tree and brought his daughter down. Once the danger was over, he was no more able tclimb the fence...
@psychosaneify You need to put your ego at the door. Thinking you can pivot from an animal which can reach speeds to 25-30 mph and has teeth designed to hunt and kill prey is illusory, Its like saying you would kill a wolf or any other type of 4 legged predator with your bare hands. The fact is genetically speaking human beings a weaker, slower and less athletic than most animals. Having superior intelligence is the only reason why we're on top, and nothing else! But if you want to try go ahead
@psychosaneify Really? Seriously? Average German Sherpards, Pitbulls and Rottweillers superseed these numbers in their bite force alone. And you're making many assumptions about me and you've never met me before, let me tell you I've trained in Muay Thai, JKD, Boxing, Krav maga and MMA and before I got injured I was bench pressing 135kg 1 rep max, squatting 156kg for 5 reps and deadlifting 177kg for 4 reps. I'm no slouch but I know fact from fiction and fighting animals and winning is fiction.
@forbesfoofighters hahahhahahahahah looooool. "nearly effortless for an average size man to kill a dog." lol your either deluded or retarded. thanks for the laugh doe
@MrOverSuper i would force my fingers into its eye socket until it never seen anything again in its life haha you're either really dumb or a really big pussy there's no other way to say it. me getting bit once = a dog having no eyes anymore thanks for the laugh DOEEEEEE BROOOOOOO
@forbesfoofighters hahahhaha it would bite your fingers you dumb fucker. i dare you to try and kill any strong aggressive dog. your ass would get torn apart. keep living in your fantasy world, where in reality you probably havent even fought before. gayboi.
@MrOverSuper again thanks for the laugh, but dogs are remarkably easy to kill. all they can do is bite and try to lock onto something. humans can strike intelligently and accurately. you do realize a human is capable of killing a fully grown lion or alligator with nothing more than his hands. this is actually fucking hilarious! move along mr.oversuper your stupidity is astounding
@MrOverSuper also if you'll read down a little bit you will see that nobody else is in agreement with you. nobody is buying into your indestructible dog theory. your argument is beyond ridiculous when you factor common sense into the equation. i feel truly sorry for you
@rajnish89 we are babied since we are born, at least in africa babies have to learn to walk in their first 6 months to survive and ours wait about a year. but as a society we are pussifying our own species and it will only get worse until we are just a bunch of skinny non muscular stick figures! YAY EVOLUTION
@rajnish89 yea at my friends house a pitbull and a wolf kept getting into it and they withstood kicks and punches from a bunch of grown men for minutes and they still wouldnt let go of each other. the only way we could break them up was the balls
@Apjooz maybe if u have a weapon but i bet u or just about any average guy gets put in a room with a trained pitbull or sheperd u get eaten alive 9 times out of 10.
@1029Itachi Are you crazy or something? How the fuck did you ever think of comparing chuck norris with Bas? Silly people comes to utube commenting without knowing the least about MMA!
@bokchodmujibor Meh....it's kinda' hard to tell whether or not people are being sarcastic on Youtube, especially since you don't hear what tone they are talking in! Either way, "El Guapo" would smash Chuck with one, good liver shot or just submit! His jiu-jitsu might be good, but not good enough for Bas! Cheers! (^_^)
@fitnessmies LOL We don't pay taxes. LOL Taxes are for whores and pimps :) LOL You remember to pay MY taxes if you want to keep going.LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
I once saw my neighbour kick a rottweiler, he is not a martial artist or anything just your avarage guy. Well the dog fell to the ground and laid down there whining.
Rotweiler (don't get me wrong, I love them) owners should keep their dog on a leesh. Have some responsibility, would you like someone to walk their tiger and kill your dog?
@dunlap15 Pibulls have a way higher tolerance to pain and bas could KO a pit since a swing from a seldgehammer by the average man would hit with 1000pounds of force, shogun kicks with 2800pounds of force and i bet bas kicks with the same since hes got sick muay thai and KO'd dudes with body and leg kicks
I think this could be plausible. Just think about it, animals don't defend from hits, the most you could expect is moving around or jumping at you. Yes they are fast and have good reflexes, but nothing a trained and proven martial artist couldn't handle. Besides, if you had good shoes on it would be very less likely to get bit during a kick.
@1992lance Bas Rutten would make Suge look like a handicap kid in a wheelchair. You don't want to play with Bas. There is a difference between ACTING tough and actually being tough. Bas knows he is so he doesn't have to act like it but I guarantee he would push your teeth down your throat and he would do it with a smile :D
@mrkiky Yeah, of course, the dog wakes up, went "grrr", he went "what", the dog ran off. That's plausible, hey? This guy's head is so far up his own ass, he's talking shit. Hey, that was good.
@jakeistheshiznet Blacks lie too, for sure. But white people seem to be genetically programmed (to lie). They really are natural at it. Go to any elementary school, and see how proficient even the youngest ones are at lying, and cheating. I see it all the time. If you really think about it, you can see it as quite a beautiful thing... like a duck in water.
@JohnLeeMD Funny thing is if I said that about blacks I'd be called a racist...or maybe that Blacks seem genetically programed to be tactless thugs with no respect for anybody...
@SINSSTER You do say it. I like how every other race has negative connotations like you mentioned... Also, Asians have small dicks, Mexicans are baby making machines... White people? No, they're perfect!
No, the truth is, he caught the Rottweiler in a heelhook, I WAS THERE
3waybar 1 week ago
Bas Rutten knocked out a ROttweiler with a low kick to the face. Of course he did. I only wish someone taped so it could go into his official KO and submission reel, as it deserves to.
hey12358y 3 weeks ago
I KOéd a badger with my car once, stepped out to move the body from the road, it wakes up, looks at me and shakes his body, then runs of into the forrest, freaked me out!
TheThunderToad 3 weeks ago
@TheThunderToad Honeybadger don't give a shit
Cuzar11 3 weeks ago
i tell u now from experience with dog if 1 garbs on 2 ya and its pullin and shakin dont try pull ur arm away just go with it get it cornered or get on top of it and if its ur hand in its mouth push it down the things neck or get on top of it and suffocate it.........as a fully grown man ud most probably be able 2 pull there legs off anyway............anymore then 2 and ur pretty fucked tho
BATCH757 1 month ago
LOW KICK TO THE FACE KO
LMFAO DAWG
KKEtokommasoulae 1 month ago
If a human is willing to sacrifice it's extremities and use it's one obvious advantage (intelligence) we should win at least 80% of the time. Eyeball pokes, nut grabs, on the fly weapons, etc...but anything can happen. If we fall to the ground, and the dog gets our neck, it's over.
Just gotta be ready to get bit. I know it sounds vicious and hard to deal with, but *Rick James voice* adrenaline is a hell of a drug! Deal with the pain after you save your life.
Jdiggy77 1 month ago
@Jdiggy77
If you got no weapon and your facing a Boerboel your dead for sure.
Anonymous220880 1 month ago
incident in December 1978 in Mordvinian village of Maidan-Shane Antonina Semenova Grosheva:
"December 24.00 , I fed calves at night and walking home from the farm. It was already dark. But I walk this road for twenty-two years, and fearing no no. Prior to the last house was a mile from where I was startled by a push from behind, and once someone grabbed my leg. Dog? We have a great evil in the village dog owners to let it run overnight. I turned and waved a bag. And then I saw wolf!
Cawa9475 1 month ago
@Cawa9475 He knocked me down and I thought: Well, that's death. If not for his handkerchief, as though it was, because the animal grabbed me by the throat. I grabbed him by the jaw with his hands and began to unclench. And they are like iron. And I have somewhere strength come from - the left hand pulled the lower jaw, and when wanted to grab and right - hand slipped into the mouth.
Cawa9475 1 month ago
@Cawa9475 I pushed her deeper and caught the toung. Perhaps the wolf from it to hurt, because he has ceased to be torn, and I was able to rise to his feet. shouted, calling for help, but no one heard, and maybe even heard scared - you never know what happens at night. " Furthermore, Antonina S. Wolf dragged his tongue over a mile to his house and killed his heavy door bolt.
sorry for comp translation
Cawa9475 1 month ago
@Cawa9475 the fuck are you on about?
MrXena1234 4 weeks ago
@MrXena1234 to human vs dog discussion
Cawa9475 2 weeks ago
Both you and the dog should walk away with no major injuries if all goes to plan. Dont gouge the eyes or any of that unless you cant control the dog. if you have ever grappled a human or know any grappling techiques, it should be extremely easy to take the dog off it's feet and get a mount or side control position.
MMAFANATlC 1 month ago
There is no way a human should lose a fight to dog, you just have to be mentally prepared to get bit. Getting bit by a dog is very shocking because most people just arent ready for that intense pain. Dogs have one weapon, their mouth. All you have to do is control the mouth and you're completely safe. You can easily sweep even a large dog of its feet and hold it in a dominant position while growling into its hear. The dog will eventually submit and stop moving.
MMAFANATlC 1 month ago
What fucking bullshit!!!! What's next he beat a grizzly bear??
themetalgod21 2 months ago 3
@themetalgod21 You don't think Bas... one of the best kickers in MMA, can knock out a dog that's not even paying attention to him. He said the dog was preocupied with his own, so i'm sure a kick to it's head would be more than enough to knock it out. Don't be jelly
Darylw27 2 months ago
@Darylw27 It's possible!! But dogs are very strong and if you think these mma fighter are going to beat animals more often then not it's just not going to happen.
themetalgod21 2 months ago
Low kick to the face.
Bas is the man.
Andypotent 2 months ago
Michael Vick, take notes.
thecityalive 2 months ago 29
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HAHA this guy is so fucking dumb. Do people actually believe the shit this guy says?
cpaignboxing 3 months ago
ok.. bas rutten is a badass and i love his stories but the dude said the stupidest thing i've ever heard in a video to the right called "brice lee in mma?" watch it and you'll see what i mean
SSJinchuuriki 3 months ago
chuck norris is DEAD!
mikestylz96 3 months ago
Bas rutten should be a comedian hes too funny.
juneda33 3 months ago
Classic bas as always
artisaucy 4 months ago
i gave a low kick to the face... that is why you do not mess with Bas Rutten.
jnicholl19 5 months ago
@boyceavenuetunez I love that Joe Rogan video where he owns that heckler in the crowed wearing a shirt with skulls on it. "I wore this knowing I would look silly, you wore that think bitches will wanna fuck me..."
Immortalsyn83 5 months ago
@boyceavenuetunez I am going to go buy one today to support golden boy just for you...
Immortalsyn83 5 months ago
@boyceavenuetunez Just as many boxing posers wearing them too... yourself included.
Immortalsyn83 5 months ago
@boyceavenuetunez BTW Affliction was sponsored by Golden boy promotions...
Immortalsyn83 5 months ago
@boyceavenuetunez hah
Immortalsyn83 5 months ago
@boyceavenuetunez Except maybe yourself...
Immortalsyn83 5 months ago
this nigga stupid he has his head up his ass
jose713ful 5 months ago
Bas be kickin Rotties upside thay hedz
jerome3151 6 months ago
@jerome3151 bas be crazy like dat from tyme 2 tyme mayn
Finuts183 5 months ago
@jerome3151 , LOL!
nagone11 5 months ago
Pure class
joeguy02 6 months ago
haha
mafiaosobob 6 months ago
fuck chuck
norr is he the best anymore,
Bas is!
wyz1 6 months ago
Bas is a tool
TheKing5822 6 months ago
@TheKing5822 ya dont say that
lbxsh2850 6 months ago
I totally wanna date his daughter
critikush 6 months ago
true story!
craggsm 6 months ago
it was probably a pussy american rottie. and shit if bas rutten was in a serious defensive mode for *his* dog, then he would put some power in to that fucking kick. why even make that shit up, he's got so many crazy stories arleady.
x3somevanillasex 7 months ago
Bas is full of shit sometimes.
HomesliceDrummer 7 months ago
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PJR1005 7 months ago
My neighbor's pit got loose and was attacking my golden retriever back in '09.. I watched through my sliding glass door as the pit latched on to the side of my dog's head. I grabbed my Estwing framing hammer and hit the pit with the blunt end of the hammer two times pretty damn solid (I saw skin come off his head with the second shot) and a grazing blow before the thing finally let go and ran away seemingly unfazed. I seriously expected to kill the dog when i hit it. Bas is VERY full of shit.
PJR1005 7 months ago
@PJR1005 no ur full of shit
figgywurmack 7 months ago
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PJR1005 7 months ago
@PJR1005 hahaha ur a fuckin idiot and u got sum anger problems bas rutten is trained to knock people out why couldnt he do it to a dog? of course u couldnt knock out a dog i bet ur arms and legs look like spaghetti fallin out of ur clothes... ive seen a cow bein knocked unconcious why cant it happen to a dog?
figgywurmack 7 months ago
@figgywurmack No one's saying it's impossible to knock a dog out, you dumb shit, just that it's not as easy as knocking a human out. Pretty sure Bas made that story up on the fly. like I said, I hit an attacking dog twice with a hammer and the thing didn't get KO, it only ran off. if you ever get attacked by a rottweiler, please try to beat it down with your bare hands in order to KO the thing. The world could do without one less idiot.
PJR1005 7 months ago
@PJR1005 once again ur not bas rutten and not trained to ko anything so ur fairytale about hitting a dog with a hammer isnt even relavent and what does me fightin a rotweiller have nytin to do wit this. grow up kid... and i love how u removed ur last comment cuz i burnt u so bad haha
figgywurmack 7 months ago
Point is, if i can whack a big dog with a hammer and not knock him out just chase him off, I'm inclined to believe Bas is lying. Now, if you want to live in a fairy-tale world and buy into Bas' bravado or not believe what I said is true, like I said before, feel free to have a fist fight with a rottweiler while it's attacking you and the world can be shut of your dumb ass. Get it now? Probably not 'cause you're an idiot. See "rajnish89's" comment; maybe you can make sense of that. Stupid ass.
PJR1005 7 months ago
@figgywurmack I just skimmed over alot of these comments and it seems the popular opinion is that DOGS ARE PRETTY DAMN HARD TO KNOCK OUT. "Dunlop15" says, "lol theres no way that happened. Ive seen pitbulls take metal bats to the head and barely flinch. Rotweiler would tear his ass up. Hhhm, well, I've seen a pit take a framing hammer to the head and barely flinch. I think your dumbass has seen too many Steven Seagal movies. ahahhah Anyway, Go fuck your mother. Buh-bye. :)
PJR1005 7 months ago
@PJR1005 ok first of all, big difference between a pitty and a rotty. the muscle around a pitty's head is massive and they're bred for fighting. rottys don't have that; second of all, bas' leg has way more mass than your hammer. plus bas is well fucking trained, his kick probably exceeds mel maynors 1000 pounds of force considering he's much bigger and he was one of the hardest kickers of his time. roberto duran knocked out a fucking horse with his punch, you really think it's going to be hard?
skinnkid 6 months ago
Bas is funny as fuck and one of the best fighters of all time but he's talking shit in this video! Not a single man alive can fend off a pissed off dog, martial artist or not, And I'm not talking about poodles and labradors, I'm talking Rottweillers, Dobermans, Pitbulls and German shepards! Bas Rutten is the man but he's full of shit!
rajnish89 7 months ago
@rajnish89
Send any lap dog like pitbull or german shepard my way and I'll rip them to shreds. Men kill dogs all the time. It's super rare that a dog is able to kill a grown man.
Apjooz 3 months ago 12
@Apjooz You've clearly never been around full grown, pitbulls, rotweillers and german shepards. These animals are descended from wolves, I've seen huge men kick, punch and attack these dogs while they're on leashes only to have no effect! These animals are dangerous and easily kill full grown men everyday, their teeth are the best example of this. Doesn't matter who you are, no human can take on an enraged dog breed for fighting and hunting with their bare hands. Its completely unrealistic!
rajnish89 3 months ago
@rajnish89
The idea that a dog under 100 lbs could take on a full grown man is completely unrealistic!
Apjooz 3 months ago
@Apjooz Size isn't an indication of strength. Mountain lions are only slightly bigger than dogs and are incredibly strong, they hunt 500 lb elk and are able to drag them with their jaws. The common chimp is 7 times stronger than the average man and is half the size. Rotweillers, pitbulls and german shephards and many other breeds where bred to fight, guard, hunt and kill. Their bite force alone is tremendous, your statement is naive and you've clearly never seen these animals upclose.
rajnish89 3 months ago
@rajnish89
It takes a pack of lions HOURS to take down a big pray. Why is that? Answer: size. Chimpanzees can be nearly as big as a human male, and aren't as strong as commonly thought. Take a look at this watch?v=hc5P8n3LRak at 0:45. Does it look like that dog could kill that man?
Apjooz 3 months ago
@Apjooz There is no common chimp in the history of the animal kingdom that is the same size as a human or bigger (With the except of the bondo chimp) and a chimps are stronger I've never heard of a human able to rip someone's face off with their bare hands. I've seen the video, the dog trainer was padded and was controlling his dog. The dog was just holding on to him, not attacking him. Let me save you the heartache and tell you something, humans are generally weak and slow compared to animals
rajnish89 3 months ago
@rajnish89
I've yet to see a chimp do feats like deadlift 700 pounds, or bench 500. Until I see that, chimps are not 7 or 10 or 100 times stronger than humans. I want to see a chimp deadlift 1500 pounds and bench 1000 so I can say that it's 2 times stronger than homo sapiens sapiens. The dog attacked the police man, why would there be a reason for it not to bite hard? Oh yeah, the big police man didn't fall to the ground in a blink of an eye, dead.
Apjooz 3 months ago
@Apjooz You do realise that those types of exercises are human based, The amount of strength it takes to rip off an actual face is amazing as is the ability to hang and swing on branches for hours on end, its genetics! You talk about weak points? We have them too, dogs are faster and absorb more pain. And the reason why the dog wouldn't bite hard on the police officer? How about the master and pet relationship. This type of reasoning is fallacious and silly
rajnish89 3 months ago
@rajnish89
They might be human based movements but they are basic tools to asses strength because it's standardized. Face ripping...well how do you measure it? Why is it that chimpanzee can rip a face off of a human but doesn't kill it? I could kill a weaker human than me in 15 seconds. If the police deemed it necessary, it could have lowered the biting dog to the ground and slammed his knee on to the torso of the dog, if done well that would have been enough to kill the mutt.
Apjooz 3 months ago
@Apjooz how do measure face ripping? The same way you measure hanging from a tree or tearing up a phone book, grip strength! I doubt you specifically could kill anyone with your bare hands in 15 seconds, A chimp might not kill you by ripping off your face but if anything is strong enough to rip your face off it can easily break your neck! You think kneeing a dog in the stomach could kill it? These type of dogs have been known to carry critical injuries for weeks before dropping dead.
rajnish89 3 months ago
@Apjooz And why exactly would a man want to kill his pet? I don't know how old you are but a man fighting a dog bred to kill is foolhardy, you might as well have a monkey fight a lion.
rajnish89 3 months ago
@rajnish89
Humans are weak and slow, but dogs only have teeth. We have the size, the brain, and arms. Dogs have many weak spots, like the genitals, legs (which are VERY weak and easily broken), and eyes. Humans can do instantenious damage to the dog from the distance. The dog can do major damage only if it is up close and has time.
Apjooz 3 months ago
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@Apjooz The dog on the video I sent didn't bite down hard due to the relationship between pet and owner, dogs are extremely loyal and do not attack their owners unless provoked (which even than its rare). And when that happens, its usually disasterious against the human
rajnish89 3 months ago
@rajnish89 such an idiotic argument i cant even believe im weighing in on it. strength and speed have nothing to do with it humans are so much smarter that it would be nearly effortless for an average size man to kill a dog. a dog has no virtually means of protecting its face/neck/body so its exposed to anything you do to it. if you allow yourself to be mauled by something with only one mean of attack, no means of defense and no intelligence you're just a pathetic excuse for a man.
forbesfoofighters 2 months ago
@forbesfoofighters
I know for a fact they use police dogs to fuck up dangerous suspects. I have serious doubts about what you're saying because I've known people who have been mauled. Not a full grown man but a friend of mine who was 14 at the time and probably bigger than many grown men. You can be mauled and not killed btw mauling is just the dog tearing you up. All they have to do is latch on to an extremity to take a chunk out of you.
oODropshotOo 2 months ago
@forbesfoofighters either you've never been around any type of animal or you're a child because as smart as human beings are, dogs aren't stupid. There's a reason why they're man's best friend, besides it is born with the skill and instincts to fight and kill especially these type of dogs, one thing we do not have. The reflexes of these animals are tremendous and predatorial weapons it has are devastating. Unless that person has a weapon or a way of trapping the dog, The dog wins, no contest!
rajnish89 2 months ago
@rajnish89
u dont stand a chance dont speak for other men that would be damned if they let something smaller and weaker kill them. id fuck any species of dog up granted ill probably be biten a couple times but i definitely would be victorious
psychosaneify 2 months ago
@psychosaneify dogs like Rottweillers, German Shepherds and Pitbulls are alot stronger than human beings and are able to absorb way more pain and damage than the average human being. Their bodies produce less substance P and ignore discomfort and injury, they're also the descendant of wolves their teeth are forceful and dangerous. The lacerations would be enough to kill and a locked bite can break bones and ligaments, and unless restrained or tasered thats something you won't survive.
rajnish89 2 months ago
@rajnish89
stronger than human beings r u fucking kidding me? heres sum stats of mine and im not even close to the strongest man out there.
bench 220x5
squat 300x5
overhead press 170x5
deadlift 400x5
need i keep going. like i said u will get killed. once my life or my families life has been threatened i wood tear anything apart let alone a forty pound dog. and a dog wood be the easiest, wait for him to run up and pow right in the kisser with my right foot, dogg = koed or whimperin to his mama.
psychosaneify 3 weeks ago
@psychosaneify
go put some muscle on ur frame and maybe reach even average man strength which is wat i consider my strength and maybe u woodnt waist time on this argument. although i can see ur a female at heart which there is no cure for. fuck, even when i 140 pounds i cood have easily fuck up a dog. oh throw in sum muay thai too, will teach u how to sidestep from a rushing dog or any other attacker and punish them
psychosaneify 3 weeks ago
@psychosaneify
lacerations would kill buddy ur lost. after i killed his ass a turniquet wood instantly be made from my shirt as i have done in the past from lacerations add sum nice stichwork from the doc and id be right back out the next day to fuck u and ur pitbull up.
psychosaneify 3 weeks ago
@psychosaneify I'm no doctor but lacerations kill people all the time, I've grown up in an area where knife crime is high and people get stabbed to death all the time. Only takes three inch puncture wound and you're gone. I don't know you, you could telling the truth about your stats or you could be lying but it wouldn't matter either way, this type of bravado would not save you from an animal bred to take down larger animals and sustain injury and keep going.
rajnish89 3 weeks ago
@rajnish89
i don't know what happen if a very special cases ( when the adrenaline is very high ). I remember some years ago i saw to the news a case, a man and his family were attacked by a female leopard ( i don't remember exactly the circumstances ). The man fought like a crazy to protect his family and choked out the beast. They shown images with him in the hospital, his chest was a big wound and was almost mutilated...but he did it.
vaggoner 2 weeks ago
@vaggoner You know I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on that one. There are the rare cases with incredibles stories where humans have survived attacks from wild beasts, but these stories are few and far between. And all of them have the human the worse for wear, it can happen but a majority of the time the human ends up dead and mutilated, especially with animals as vicious as leopards. Much like when a zebra fights off a predator to survive, its very rare and not common at all.
rajnish89 2 weeks ago
@rajnish89
also i am originally from Transylvania and i heard cases about sheppherds killing wolf with empty hands or even put in situation to wrestle with bear (perhaps very young or very old...i don't know ) and survived.Also some of those cases i saw to the news, if those news were or weren't quite accurate...i don't know.
vaggoner 2 weeks ago
@vaggoner Its very rare when a person fights off a wild animal, its isn't one of a test of strength but of one where the human tries to survive and not die! I've read stories on this and its very rare when it happens, I don't think its true that killing a full grown wolf with your bare hands is possible as the average bite force is 600lb per square inch and are stronger than domesticated dogs, bears have been known to flip over cars easily so wrestling one in the wild isn't likely.
rajnish89 2 weeks ago
@rajnish89
"its isn't one of a test of strength but of one where the human tries to survive and not die! " true, that's why i spoke about extreme limit situations. Again, i don't know if it's true, but i heard a case when a woman ( a normal woman) lifted the entire backside of a car while his child had caught his foot under the wheel. As said...news...story's...could be true or not. Personal i saw a case, pretty comical. We were in the backyard talking and drinking and....
vaggoner 2 weeks ago
@rajnish89
...and his little daugter came to a tree in neighboring garden ( she likely went to the neighbors without informing his dad. She could not descend the tree ant started to scream. There was a fence about 7 feet between backyards. His dad ( and i must say the man wasn't athletic at all, actually a little fat and almost drunk ) moved just like a monkey over the fence, in the tree and brought his daughter down. Once the danger was over, he was no more able tclimb the fence...
vaggoner 2 weeks ago
@psychosaneify You need to put your ego at the door. Thinking you can pivot from an animal which can reach speeds to 25-30 mph and has teeth designed to hunt and kill prey is illusory, Its like saying you would kill a wolf or any other type of 4 legged predator with your bare hands. The fact is genetically speaking human beings a weaker, slower and less athletic than most animals. Having superior intelligence is the only reason why we're on top, and nothing else! But if you want to try go ahead
rajnish89 3 weeks ago
@psychosaneify Really? Seriously? Average German Sherpards, Pitbulls and Rottweillers superseed these numbers in their bite force alone. And you're making many assumptions about me and you've never met me before, let me tell you I've trained in Muay Thai, JKD, Boxing, Krav maga and MMA and before I got injured I was bench pressing 135kg 1 rep max, squatting 156kg for 5 reps and deadlifting 177kg for 4 reps. I'm no slouch but I know fact from fiction and fighting animals and winning is fiction.
rajnish89 3 weeks ago
@forbesfoofighters hahahhahahahahah looooool. "nearly effortless for an average size man to kill a dog." lol your either deluded or retarded. thanks for the laugh doe
MrOverSuper 1 month ago
@MrOverSuper i would force my fingers into its eye socket until it never seen anything again in its life haha you're either really dumb or a really big pussy there's no other way to say it. me getting bit once = a dog having no eyes anymore thanks for the laugh DOEEEEEE BROOOOOOO
forbesfoofighters 1 month ago
@forbesfoofighters hahahhaha it would bite your fingers you dumb fucker. i dare you to try and kill any strong aggressive dog. your ass would get torn apart. keep living in your fantasy world, where in reality you probably havent even fought before. gayboi.
MrOverSuper 1 month ago
@MrOverSuper again thanks for the laugh, but dogs are remarkably easy to kill. all they can do is bite and try to lock onto something. humans can strike intelligently and accurately. you do realize a human is capable of killing a fully grown lion or alligator with nothing more than his hands. this is actually fucking hilarious! move along mr.oversuper your stupidity is astounding
forbesfoofighters 1 month ago
@MrOverSuper also if you'll read down a little bit you will see that nobody else is in agreement with you. nobody is buying into your indestructible dog theory. your argument is beyond ridiculous when you factor common sense into the equation. i feel truly sorry for you
forbesfoofighters 1 month ago
@rajnish89 we are babied since we are born, at least in africa babies have to learn to walk in their first 6 months to survive and ours wait about a year. but as a society we are pussifying our own species and it will only get worse until we are just a bunch of skinny non muscular stick figures! YAY EVOLUTION
swassbruh 3 weeks ago
@Apjooz =3LFTCp6R1dM on youtube titled german sherpard dog, watch it from 1:20 and onwards and you may wanna reconsider your statements!
rajnish89 3 months ago
@rajnish89 yea at my friends house a pitbull and a wolf kept getting into it and they withstood kicks and punches from a bunch of grown men for minutes and they still wouldnt let go of each other. the only way we could break them up was the balls
skatebmxandsurf 3 months ago
@Apjooz you obviously dont have a clue what your talking about
skatebmxandsurf 3 months ago
@skatebmxandsurf
Send your ancle biter this way and we'll see.
Apjooz 3 months ago
@Apjooz lol wtf
roidz17 1 month ago
@Apjooz Canr believe this comment got so many thumbs up
123Blich 3 weeks ago
@Apjooz maybe if u have a weapon but i bet u or just about any average guy gets put in a room with a trained pitbull or sheperd u get eaten alive 9 times out of 10.
txchevy2000 3 weeks ago
@txchevy2000
Records say otherwise. I have yet to hear ONE case where a single dog killed a man, weapons or no weapons.
Apjooz 3 weeks ago
Bas Rutten > Chuck Norris
1029Itachi 7 months ago 92
@1029Itachi Are you crazy or something? How the fuck did you ever think of comparing chuck norris with Bas? Silly people comes to utube commenting without knowing the least about MMA!
bokchodmujibor 5 months ago
@bokchodmujibor Why is it that whenever I get thumbs up, people tend to try and ruin it for me? (T_T)
1029Itachi 5 months ago
@1029Itachi I'm sorry. If I knew u r taking it so seriously I wouldn't comment like that. My apologies...
bokchodmujibor 5 months ago
@bokchodmujibor Meh....it's kinda' hard to tell whether or not people are being sarcastic on Youtube, especially since you don't hear what tone they are talking in! Either way, "El Guapo" would smash Chuck with one, good liver shot or just submit! His jiu-jitsu might be good, but not good enough for Bas! Cheers! (^_^)
1029Itachi 5 months ago
@1029Itachi Totally agreed, mate... cheers!!
bokchodmujibor 5 months ago
@bokchodmujibor (^_^)
1029Itachi 5 months ago
Bas man if you kick my dog i'll cut your leg from your ass :)
arcadian33333 7 months ago
@arcadian33333 Hey, you just remember to pay your taxes, so not the whole europe have to give you allowance LOL.
fitnessmies 7 months ago
@fitnessmies LOL We don't pay taxes. LOL Taxes are for whores and pimps :) LOL You remember to pay MY taxes if you want to keep going.LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
arcadian33333 7 months ago
Bas likes to tell fairy stories
SirHenryKrinkle 7 months ago
A rottweiler?...I wouldn't be surprised if he'd ko'd a bear.
thejokerceso 7 months ago 4
Omg Yes!
Momentimum 7 months ago
I once saw my neighbour kick a rottweiler, he is not a martial artist or anything just your avarage guy. Well the dog fell to the ground and laid down there whining.
GameCardTeamSilvR 8 months ago
Rotweiler (don't get me wrong, I love them) owners should keep their dog on a leesh. Have some responsibility, would you like someone to walk their tiger and kill your dog?
Piatasify 8 months ago
dont mess with a mans dog
Banminator 8 months ago
BAS RULES!!
MadMat408 8 months ago
@PraviBosniak hahaha
notfunni 8 months ago
mas oyama killed raging bulls with his bare hands so i can imagine a dog isnt that hard to ko :P
isostar5 8 months ago
I heard that....
Bas rutten was walking thru the jungle when two huge tigers suddenly jumped out infront of him.....
So Bas steps back ... takes off his top ... and shouts.... I AM EL GUAPO AHHH!!!!
The tigers look at each other and say...
OHH SHITT SORRY... WE THOUGHT YOU WERE CHUCK NORRIS!!!
SoldierOfALostCause 9 months ago 28
WHAT?!
MrSupasexi 9 months ago
lol replay from 0:18 all the time. funny :D
wakko380 10 months ago
@dunlap15 Pibulls have a way higher tolerance to pain and bas could KO a pit since a swing from a seldgehammer by the average man would hit with 1000pounds of force, shogun kicks with 2800pounds of force and i bet bas kicks with the same since hes got sick muay thai and KO'd dudes with body and leg kicks
KamranShafiqMMA 10 months ago
LMAO its pretty hard to knock out a dog, thats crazy hahah bas is a lil looney
Metallica09Tapout 10 months ago
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Tneisnart 8 months ago
@dunlap15 you've obviously never had the dangadadangadadang from bas rutten
MassiveFrog 10 months ago 2
@dunlap15 you must hang out with some messed up people
travisvennable 10 months ago
Bruce Lee took down the death star
Nikolas100o10oao 10 months ago
Typical white person = makes up stories
JohnLeeMD 10 months ago
@JohnLeeMD trololol
Gabkicks 10 months ago
I love Bas's stories. He's the uncle everyone wished they had.
Krumpenstein 11 months ago 237
@Krumpenstein man i wish he was my fucking dad!
Mr95candyman 11 months ago
@Krumpenstein Maybe, but he would be a better part time dad. lol
cruzlc875 11 months ago
@Krumpenstein fuck ya that would be great
JuKa3177 10 months ago
@Krumpenstein he is only an uncle to you white motherfuckers ok? lets get that right!
BlackFreemasonsSuck 9 months ago
@BlackFreemasonsSuck jesus, way to look too deep into a comment. black ppl have uncle's too, don't they?
6pagan9 8 months ago
@BlackFreemasonsSuck Nigga u jelly.
TheLifeDegenerator 7 months ago
@TheLifeDegenerator Bitch you Peanut Butter!
BlackFreemasonsSuck 7 months ago
@Krumpenstein funny how someone manages to say that on almost all of his videos.
polskie90 8 months ago
I think this could be plausible. Just think about it, animals don't defend from hits, the most you could expect is moving around or jumping at you. Yes they are fast and have good reflexes, but nothing a trained and proven martial artist couldn't handle. Besides, if you had good shoes on it would be very less likely to get bit during a kick.
mrkiky 11 months ago
@mrkiky bas vs suge knight!!! type in suge knight on youtube if you don't know him
1992lance 11 months ago
@1992lance Bas Rutten would make Suge look like a handicap kid in a wheelchair. You don't want to play with Bas. There is a difference between ACTING tough and actually being tough. Bas knows he is so he doesn't have to act like it but I guarantee he would push your teeth down your throat and he would do it with a smile :D
shay33ish 11 months ago
@shay33ish man i like bas!!! and can't stand suge!!
1992lance 11 months ago
@mrkiky Yeah, of course, the dog wakes up, went "grrr", he went "what", the dog ran off. That's plausible, hey? This guy's head is so far up his own ass, he's talking shit. Hey, that was good.
johmedis 11 months ago
@johmedis It's a joke
YorkshireGripper 11 months ago
@YorkshireGripper The joke is MMA fan couch potatoes masturbating to Bas Rutten
johmedis 11 months ago
@johmedis Hopefully you're not including me in that, Bas Rutten's a cunt.
YorkshireGripper 10 months ago
@YorkshireGripper I'm sure the WWE are after him. His ability to tell a story is unparalleled.
johmedis 10 months ago
i love bas man, so funny
23loosecannon 1 year ago
Ladies and gentlemen, the first MMA fighter turn comedian... Succesfully too ;D
americanmambi 1 year ago
White people sure like to tell tall tales.
JohnLeeMD 1 year ago
@JohnLeeMD and niggs dont make up stories ever ? AHAHAHAHAH,,bas rutten could kill any homie you know bare handed.
jakeistheshiznet 9 months ago
@jakeistheshiznet Blacks lie too, for sure. But white people seem to be genetically programmed (to lie). They really are natural at it. Go to any elementary school, and see how proficient even the youngest ones are at lying, and cheating. I see it all the time. If you really think about it, you can see it as quite a beautiful thing... like a duck in water.
JohnLeeMD 6 months ago
@JohnLeeMD Funny thing is if I said that about blacks I'd be called a racist...or maybe that Blacks seem genetically programed to be tactless thugs with no respect for anybody...
SINSSTER 6 months ago
@SINSSTER You do say it. I like how every other race has negative connotations like you mentioned... Also, Asians have small dicks, Mexicans are baby making machines... White people? No, they're perfect!
JohnLeeMD 6 months ago
@JohnLeeMD Using racism to counter racism is stupid and Bas Rutten has nothing to do with your personal race war anyhow.
pointless431 6 months ago
that's nothing. chuck norris eats fighting dogs for breakfast
mystomachurts1 1 year ago
@mystomachurts1 so does bear gryls, and we all know how much of a bitch he is
lethaldosage6040 11 months ago
that was chuck norris's dog.
jimjimthehumanbin 1 year ago
"They say the only way to kill a lion is with a rear naked choke. I would just kick it in the head." -Bas Rutten
baserocks206 1 year ago
And I said "What?", and the dog ran away.
Yeah, sure buddy. Sure he did.
johmedis 1 year ago
@johmedis The Owner ran away.
BogdaNO88 1 year ago
@BogdaNO88 No, there was no owner. This never happened.
johmedis 1 year ago
I thought he would have punched the dog in the liver!
BandakaKush 1 year ago
@BandakaKush more like STAB!
lethaldosage6040 11 months ago
bas rutten WILL kick your dog hahahah
kartell87 1 year ago