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  • Vintage Joker

  • best part in all of them

    the world is your oyster speaking of oyseters thiss car reminds me of one do you know why

    because inside evry oyster theres a pearl BANG BANG

    SHUT UP PEARL!!!

  • 15 people are batman wannabe's

  • These are really entertaining. However, you needed to consult a smoker for this episode -- you have Jeremiah holding the butt in his right hand. This is incorrect for "driving while smoking" regardless of his dominant hand. As every smoker (or ex-smoker) knows, when one is smoking and driving, the cigarette is held in the hand closest to the driver's side window so that it's easy to flick the ash out of the window.

  • @teep4570 But...Guess what some cars have a built in ash tray for the ashes under the radio

  • *takes off ankle bracelet. leaves bracelet in the car and leaves ground with it*

  • @TheKOEIwarrior It disarmed the bracelet, herp.

  • this people will be the next ACTOR and DIRECTOR of the next batman movie

  • Fan-made videos do not have acting this good.

  • your a very great actor ! x) I'm really fan !!!!!!!

  • that's a new camera

  • You are a great actor dude, you are definantly better than that goof they had play the Joker in the Tim Burtin movie. Im Sorry but i cant say that your as good as Heath Ledger.

    Heath Ledger=The Joker

  • @Guywholovesbakon Jack Nicholson wasn't a goof in the other Batman movie. The daft tv series before then, that was goofy.

    And the point is that every joker fitted the times they played in.

  • hellz yeah, keep up the good wrk! i'm hooked! Thx 4 doin sumin like this 4 us major joker fans! nice acting & make-up by the joker btw. Gets it pretty close.

  • i love this joker's videos but joker would use a knife(or explosions),not a gun

  • @699anonym For your consideration:

    youtube.com/watch?v=q_x0TIZyV3­k

  • @TheJokerBlogs Are u stupid? i ment in that kind of situation . It is easy to put all moments when joker uses guns into a video ! but think for one fucking second .... joker uses most a knife and dinamite (of course he uses also guns but de doesn't enjoy them)! wacht the movie first utill u understand it and then make videos about joker!

  • @699anonym

    But there's something you have to consider. While the Joker may not enjoy using guns, he does use them when necessary. And since he just broke out of Arkham, it's likely that he stole that gun from a guard. Not many places to steal a knife or dynamite on the grounds of a mental hospital, but guns? Far easier to acquire. So for this time an place, it makes perfect sense for their Joker to be using one. Even if he doesn't like them.

    Just some food for thought.

  • @Lunara13 i did not say that it makes no sense , but he can find everywhere a knife or something that can cut someone...i did not say it is a fail(from the start of this discussion),i like the videos too but that was just an opinion!

  • @699anonym

    Again though, he probably couldn't find the knife. At the time of this video, he was still trapped on Arkham grounds, and I doubt it'd be easy for him to come across a knife to cut someone with. It's a mental hospital, after all. But guns are easy access, since the guards have to keep them around, due to the high criminal status of the patients at Arkham Asylum. And I never implied that you said that it was a fail. I was merely pointing out the logistics of this situation

  • @699anonym The Joker (in the Nolan-verse version, if you've even paid attention to the film) uses a knife when he KILLS people, and a gun to take control of a situation I.E. gets things the way he wants them to go. He'd use explosives only when it's necessarily appropriate and gone according to 'plan'. If you're speaking Joker-Joker, he killed Jason Todd with a crowbar and shot Barbara Gordon in the spine.

  • @699anonym The joker uses whatever happens to be the most convenient and least likely item to kill with. He's the joker...as soon as you got him pegged for an MO, it changes.

  • This is one of my favorite: )

    I like how you guys keep it realistic in a way by not staying in the same places on every video

  • why is the joker using a gun???

  • @BrambleGear For your consideration:

    /watch?v=q_x0TIZyV3k

  • @BrambleGear Because it's a weapon....

  • oh my god i just saw they posted this in my birthday two years ago

  • the guy playing Arkham is amazing.

  • Jerry should've gotten a better lock for his car doors......

  • obviously not a smoker... never inhaled once.

  • It's a very nice touch how when Dr. Arkham keeps trying to smoke his cigarette, and you see his hands and mouth keep trembling. Very small touches like that make for great acting.

  • Car Trouble? more like "Car Pooling"

  • I'd totally drive the car off a bridge. Fuck Pearl. My wife's more important.

  • yes yes

  • lmaooo lyle going back for lyle !! :) ahaha

  • 0:41 Christian Bale?

  • Dr. Arkham tried to give that stupid passerby a hint. "The worst is BEHIND us". God, good help is hard to find these days.

  • He threw that cigarette out of the window. He's littering and could of commited arson. How can he say the Joker is a criminal!

  • 14 people don't like oysters

  • Arkham is one of the better actors besides Joker

  • what a waste of a cigarette he's not even inhaling

  • I pictured the doctor being a little older... hm.

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  • @Sophieste163 nope not going to happen sorry someones already got it just stop

  • take your top off lol

  • this should be a movie

  • Dude I keep eating these videos up like crazy you did very well becoming the joker dont let it kill u

  • lol i love that xD.

    *takes off glasses*

    Doctor: ".....thats my camera"

  • Joker:"wake me up when we are there." Joker[laying in the gutter with bleeding nose]"that wasnt such a good idea..." at least Id dump him...

  • The convertible roof folds into the boot usually an his nurse is in the boot................0_0

  • Joker "Take your top off."

    Arkaham " What?"

    Joker " The top of the convertible, get your mind out of the gutter".

  • um does anyone notice they took the top down and the top of the convertible goes into the trunk where PEARL is?

  • Am I the only one here who is starting to think that this Joker might be Johnny Depp????? I mean, if you look very closely on Joker's face here, you might see some reseblances... But anyways, this guy is the best reenactment of the Joker! :)

  • So, he's gonna be naked... at dinner...

  • nice sox

  • Shut up pearl!!!!! lmao

  • Strange, the doctor is smoking.

  • @henrylee54 Badumpish?

  • He really doesn't like that cigarette. xD

  • "Take your top off." "What?!" "The top of the convertible, get your mind out of the gutter." LOL! ♥

  • i thoguht the line about the back seat was ovious..anyways,thats one calm cop,i wouldnt be surprised if he hit the gas and just killed the both of them in a crash

  • @Narutopivotz That's no cop, that's Mr. Arkham.

  • @Semudara yea,after watching the entire seriees in one go,i picked that up.i just thought he was in a police veicle

  • "Get your mind out of the gutter."

  • "That's my camera."

  • If he fell asleep in the car, Arkham could've just dropped him off at the police department.....

  • "In fact this car reminds me of an oyster. Wanna know why?"

    "...Why?"

    "Because, inside every oyster is... a pearl. SHUT UP PEARL!"

    "Wha- Is that my nurse?"

    ahahahahahahaaaaa!

  • "The police are looking everywhere for you. You're not gonna get away with this."

    "Well, they're not lookign in the right spots because they didn't check the back of your car."

    "No, they did not."

  • lol...."i wouldn't want to make a mess in my new car"

  • The new Ledger is born!

  • Got goosebumps!! *shudders*

  • "Wake me up when we're there." :D

  • The script and acting in these videos are worthy of an actual movie! brilliant! "lets just hope that...the worst is behind us..." these videos are flawless! I adore them! The joker acts just like Heath Ledger's joker, even the extras are fun to watch and are brilliant actors! Like Dr. Arkham in this video and Lyle and Harley and scarecrow in the others! I'm having alot of fun watching these through so far!

  • I think I may have just noticed a slight error. The security guard is nowhere to be seen when they pull away from the checkpoint.

  • The moral of the story - Always check someone's back seat at night, they could be held hostage.

  • "The worst is behind us"?

    That was a fantastic pun and you should feel fantastic.

  • Dr. Arkham is the best hostage everrrr. He's just like ...really?

  • I dont know how many times I've seen this! IT"s SOOOO GOOOD! and qoutable.

  • "SHUT UP, PEARL." xD

  • Great Acting Man!!! if he wouldn{t be death I would think is MR LEDGER!!!

  • Again, great acting! Dr. Arkham is marvelous in this scene! So well done!!!

    How was this filmed while driving? Or were they not actually driving somehow?

    Any ideas? , please. Thanks!

  • Arkham's face is priceless when Joker makes the Pearl joke.

  • bahah i get it "the worst is behind us" lolz cuz he's behind him. ya i know

  • I love how the Doctor is shaking nervously lol I would be crying :P

  • I'm watching all these videos again.........I can't get enough of TheJokerBlogs :)

  • me and my best friend are watching this, and I asked her, if the Joker took her hostage and told her to take him home to her husband, would she do it? And she said, no, she'd take him to someone else's house (she wants to clarify - another house. Same thing). And then I had to do a double take because it sounded like she said she'd take him to kill off someone else. You know, trade for her hubby's life. We cracked up.

    But maybe you had to be here. I don't know. =D

  • dr. archam is not inhaling the smoke lol :)))

  • what kind of wimp leads the Joker back to his house when his WIFE is gonna be there? I'm sorry, but after the whole thing is over, she needs to divorce him.

  • @NightmareDolly she might have...if she hadnt died in the explosion at the end

  • "Wake me up when we're there."

    :D!

  • just out of curiosity does the guy who plays the kidnapped doc, is he the same guy..um..CiscOreo??...

  • first i must point out the joker never uses a gun he uses a knife

  • @TheSmalls1000 Did you watch the Dark Knight?

  • @TheSmalls1000 except when he fired the submachine gun at the Batpod, shot that mob guy at the bank, shot a couple rounds off his shotgun at the Dent fundraiser, fired the rocket launcher and the shotgun and the pistol from the Slaughter Semi-truck... yeah, he uses everything. He doesn't limit himself.

  • @TheSmalls1000 rewatch the movie because clearly you must have missed several scenes

  • @TheSmalls1000 he does use a gun in the scene where he burns the money in TDK.

    as well as the bank robbery

    of course, he still uses the knife when he can

  • @Headphoneguy92 Just to say it is a different gun he uses in 'The Dark Knight'. In that he uses a Glock 17 converted to full-auto. In this he has a Walther P99 and I think he uses a Walther PPK in another episode.

  • 12 people need to look behind them

  • going full circle back to Cagney.

  • That guy looks like Christian Bale!

  • I think that after Joker, Dr. Arkham is one of my favorite characters in this series.

  • The Airbag warning on the flap should have been a clear clue on the best plan for this. Crash the damn car.

  • hey is this film in some part of louisiana???

  • i really like the acting of ... mister arkham

  • Joker " The world is no oyster, you know this car reminds me of an oyster wanna know why?" Arkaham " Why?" Joker " because in every oyster is...(thumping noise)...a pearl...SHUT UP PEARL!!" Arkaham " Is that my nurse?" Joker " She gets cranky riding in the trunk"

  • This vid was uploaded in my B D !!! Yay !

  • haha every oyster has a pearl SHUT UP PEARL

  • I applaud you, sir, for keeping your composure when the Joker jumped out behind you. Especially for how you popped the cigarette back in your mouth while he chatted in your ear.

    "Let's just hope that the, uh, the worse is behind us." Excellent.

  • Haha my social studies teacher, said today, "get ur mind outta the gutter" and i was like, where did i hear that from?? lol ;)

  • This has really good acting.

  • @familyguyrox4377 Well, I suppose so. Wouldn´t be doing he´s job if he didn´t:P But who knows. I just know I like this video a lot, along with the rest of the joker blogs.

  • Ok, so he answered the guards question by saying:

    "Let´s just hope that the worst is behind us." And the joker gives him a push in the back with the gun to signify that he knows what the doctor is playin at. And the guard says:

    "Yeah... let´s just hope so." I think the guard probably got the message but decided to let him pass anyway. He probably thought he wouldn´t be able to handle the "clownprince of crime" by himself. Let the cops or, even better, batman deal with this lunatic:P

  • @SexisloveXP hm... you mite be right... but dont u think he would have called it in?

  • dr arkham seems to be a bit young

  • the 11 dislikes didnt make home from work....... 8P

  • .... that's my camera

  • hahahahaah that doctor smokes like a idiot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahah

  • This Car Reminds me of an oyster, you wanna know why?

    Why?

    Because inside every oyster is... a pearl... SHUT UP PEARL!!!

    LOLROLFLMFAO

  • sucks that this guy can't smoke a cigarette right

  • a pearl..SHUT  UP PEARL!!!

  • SHUT UP PEARL!!!

  • "The worst is behind us..." hehe the worst really IS behind him.

  • @16kirsy It such a shame the guard didn't pick up on that one... not. xD

  • "She gets cranky... riding in the trunk..." lmfao

  • lol i love how he said "shut up pearl!"

  • Well, when i first watched this i wanted him to lower his voice, but...now that its going along i see that in doing his own creative voice he brings something..new to the character. He's as witty and CRAZY as Heaths joker though..he has his moves and his tongue thing going on. This is a great performance, keep it up.

  • This joker gets better and better as it goes on. Also, I love the dialogue. Refreshing.

  • @UchihaMoonSerenity He's got nothing on MonkeyandApple. Youtube his name.

  • the worst is behind us lol nice try

  • Joker: This car reminds me of a clam, do you wanna know why?

    Arkham: Why.

    Joker: Because inside every clam there is... a pearl! Shut Up Pearl!!

    Hilarious

  • ...See, how is it Arkham's actually kinda cool? I mean he's reacting pretty well to having THE JOKER IN THE BACKSEAT OF HIS CAR.

  • @rogaldorn3 I guess the cigarette helps

  • "Shut up Pearl!" ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

  • 'Is that my nurse?!'

    'She gets cranky...riding in the trunk.'

    Love it!

  • Could this Pearl be in any way related to that poor girl who worked in the kitchens during A Serious House on a Serious Earth?

  • "Take your top off!"

    "... What?"

    BRILLIANT XD

  • "Let's just hope that the worst is behind us"

    Anybody else catch that? Joker was in the back seat.

    THE WORST criminal was BEHIND HIM

  • @superchickin86 yeah I saw that too! This is a very clever series

  • @superchickin86 Yeah, he was trying to signal the guard and the guard didn't get it.

  • @superchickin86 wow you pointed out the most obvious dialogue in this entire episode, good work detective

  • @FatherOfHumor

    You know, somebody else might slander you for insulting a complete stranger for a comment he posted over a year ago. But I, being a civilized gent, shall not. But if you could, kindly, take your rudeness elsewhere, I believe it would be appreciated by all. I'm sure some people don't enjoy having to see such unneccesary negativity.

  • "They're not looking in the right spots because they didn't check the back of your car."

    "No they did not."

    Arkham's pissed.

  • SHUT UP PEARL!!! That is funny man.

  • That "take off your top" line was genius.

  • I love how Jeremiah is so polite! "How's it going?" "...Good." and "Nice car ya got, Jerry." "Thank you."

  • the joker's actor's name is scott mcclure. look him up, hes got some good videos on his channel

  • "The police are looking everywhere for you. You're not going to get away with this."

    "Well they're obviously not looking in the right spots because...they didn't check the back of your car!"

    One of my favorite lines ever.

  • ROFL I love how he takes off his glasses to check the camera. the hell? Total Win

  • Jerry looks like he's going to puke, he's so scared.

  • That's why you should buy a SMART...

  • ROFL: 'In every oyster, there's a pearl."

    "SHUT UP PEARL!' hahaha

  • ahahaha SHUT UP PEARL.

    "take your top off."

    my response: yes sir. :)

  • This is excellent. The writers truly took the character Heath Ledger created and made him their own with brilliant new catch-phrases and lines. Not just some reused quotes.

    Not to mention it's fun(ny) as hell.

  • @MegashadX agreed!

    often when i think hes gonna reuse an overquoted line from the film he posetivly suprises me :)

  • "let's just hope that the worse is behind us" yeah literally behind us lmao..

  • @KATANANINJA I hate those clichè phrases. =)

  • god dammit, arkham. let wayne finance your asylum so that you can hire some competent guards.

    great performances, BTW.

  • ha stupid cop, he didnt realize when he said the worst is behind us fail

  • Guys believe it or not if they will make an another Batman movie with joker this guy will be the actor for sure...He's just like heath ledger

    Maybe he is??:D

  • "Well, they're not looking in the right spots, because they didn't check the back of your car."

    "No they did not."

    Hahahahahahaha.

  • This is definitly one of my favorite videos, ahh everyone loves a dumb security gaurd. I love Dr. Arkhams expression in this and the script is great!

  • I love these so much.

    "You know why your car is like an oyster, Jerry? Because every oyster... Has... A... PEARL. SHUTUP PEARL."

  • "Take your top off."

    "What?"

    "The top of the convertible.Get your mind out of the gutter!"

    WIN

  • I love how completely stoic Arkham is.

    "Let's hope the worst is behind us." That was pretty slick... too bad the Arkham guards are morons.

  • amaaaaazing performance!!!! love this series!!!!

    you can see joker totally creepin in the background before arkham notices him ^^ lol!!!

    going to a bachelor's party....looks like he's going to pay guy a visit...hahahahaaa

  • WOW.....WOW. No one else can replace The Joker roll in The Darknight but THIS GUY. WOW.

  • "Take the top off."

    "What?"

    "The top of the convertible. Get your mind out of the gutter!"

    ROFLCOPTER

  • Someone who can't see far off. I can't see distant stuff, and I take my glasses off when I'm reading or sitting at my computer desk because they get smudged or dusty. Or a glare of light catches them. It's really annoying. x_x

  • "The worst is behind us."

    I GET IT!! The Doc was trying to speak in CODEEEEE

  • yeah. he was trying to make the guard see the joker in the back seat

  • your awesome you should be the joker in the next batman film (: