What is that music at the beginning of this short? I've heard it in a couple of podcasts and videos, it's kinda interesting to me, but I want to know the name of the music. xD
ONCE upon a time there was a prince who wanted to marry a Joel; but she would have to be a real Joel. He jacked off all over the world to find one, but nowhere could he get what he wanted. There were Joeles enough, but it was difficult to find out whether they were real ones. There was always something about them that was not as it should be. So he came home again and was sad, for he would have liked very much to have a real Joel.
@EhSeattleite Um yes it is. broke is the past tense for break. the infinitive being to break, I will break, I break and I broke. you know that's fairly early stuff that you would learn in an english lesson, at least in England...
@oobietime8 This argument isn't really to do with them, EhSeattleite said that broken isn't a verb which it is and I gave an example of it's use, and yes I do know that RT is based in Texas but not all commenters are from America.
@TMOMFXD actually, though in that example "killed" is true to be a verb because it would make sense if you said "i killed the king." But when you say "I broken my leg," it isn't grammatically correct because it becomes an adjective, it's describing your leg.
@TMOMFXD In that sentence, "have broken" is a verb phrase where broken is an adjective and have is the verb... but broken worked for the comedy of the short so who gives a shit.
@TMOMFXD Actually in this circumstance the verb is "to have broken", where "broken" is dependent on the "have". Since it can't be used separately, I don't think it counts, especially since in the video it's used as an adjective anyway.
I like how Joel seems to be the smart one in these shorts
iToasterFace 2 days ago
0:16 monty! (left)
maxwuzhere2248 3 days ago
Joel's "p!ssed off" face is the best.
Kasimkage 5 days ago
I wish SSX would just come out so i wouldnt have to watch the trailer before practically every RoosterTeeth Video...
Redsunrise86 5 days ago
0:10 it's not polite to greet with just surname.
KoksRocks 6 days ago 7
Bored so BORED Boring Bored
hinoshi123 1 week ago
I bet Monty doesn't even know he was in this short
ShotGroinProductions 1 week ago in playlist Season 2
broken isnt a verb its an adjective....
velvexx 1 week ago
Oooh scissors! That's where they are!
TheRandomManAlex95 1 week ago
the coffeemaker dragon is the most frustrating dragon of all, it has broken toilet paper for skin and it needs a hot bathroom to kill you!
SFIREPFUL 2 weeks ago
I demand more of this hilarity.
DevilMalice 2 weeks ago
Same
10talmaq 2 weeks ago
I WANT TO FUCKING WORK THERE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB!!!!!!
HomeOfXboxGamers 2 weeks ago
@HomeOfXboxGamers Dude. Calm down. Go to Austin and check if there is a job offer if you want it that bad.
zephrameliasfoster 2 weeks ago
@zephrameliasfoster i live in California :(
HomeOfXboxGamers 2 weeks ago
Brandon doesn't get it so bad. (SLAP)
TheChurch29 2 weeks ago
Jack has the best job.
BadLvl3 2 weeks ago
I would love to work with these guys :L
dreadeddan93 3 weeks ago
oh its monty om
SUPERBATMAN0615 3 weeks ago
pedro from napoleon dynamite at 0:18 ?
SUPERBATMAN0615 3 weeks ago
I wasn't expecting the paper shredder...
SUBZ3R0TANK 3 weeks ago
Is it just me or are these old shorts better?
1111Rickrick 3 weeks ago
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Joel = always having good ideas.
Burnie = always eating
Matt = always opening boxes
MaartenOmmen 3 weeks ago
0:31 DOUBLE SLAP!
TylerDrift 3 weeks ago
broken=adjective
TheNuclearBird 3 weeks ago
Joel = always dumb
Burnie = always eating
Matt = always opening boxes
MaartenOmmen 3 weeks ago
@MaartenOmmen lololooloplol
crisisfan806 3 weeks ago
@MaartenOmmen Actually Joel is the smart one in a lot of the shorts.
DreamStepper 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 2
haha i know, changed it xD
MaartenOmmen 3 weeks ago
I see monty wasnt acting...
smallzF51 4 weeks ago
Nerds love trolling what ppl say even just a word
TomLe4593 4 weeks ago
I find Brandon so funny in this one :L
7eUAn7 4 weeks ago
"Broken" is an adjective kids. Don't let uncle Joel fool you. :-)
Akshole 4 weeks ago
*slap!*
kennybobo169 1 month ago
Paus at 2:07
malmberwilliam 1 month ago in playlist Season 2
omg ads FUCK OFF
MthatfatguyM 1 month ago
MONTY!!!
Grubbyberserker 1 month ago
monty sleeping is funny
BloodDragonSword 1 month ago in playlist Season 2
Unsub? Never!!
PhosphorusApe 1 month ago 102
@PhosphorusApe But it was Joel who told us to and Joel must be obeyed!
SoulAcolyte618 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 2
The coffee-maker dragon is the most frustrating dragon of all. it has broken toilet-paper for skin and it needs it's hot bathroom to kill you. XD
MVP48Kento 1 month ago
Matts an asshole XD
slykat1999 1 month ago in playlist Season 2
ugh... ima have to complain about this in the next meeting...
chawnchuu 1 month ago in playlist Season 2
Barbara should be the face of Tex.
Spartanslayer1 1 month ago
Love Joel and his evil stares :D
TheNoiseOfPerfection 1 month ago
Brandon looks weird with a beard!
GrowlingSauce 1 month ago
burnie sucks cock (edited by gus)
cabooses1fan 1 month ago
isn't that the box he's working on in seconds?
tihejora 1 month ago
Paper shredder
SwordSlicerJr 1 month ago
come on, lets end this stupid grammar war
groverkartikey 1 month ago
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING NERDS!
IBriansit0 1 month ago
broken isnt a verb.
ITzdaHEN 1 month ago
this one is totaly my favorite
livingscarab 1 month ago
@SpeltWrongProduction shannon is wash and (correct me if im wrong) kathleen is carolina
TheRealyAwesomeman12 1 month ago
Love Jack in this one.
tagyrt 1 month ago
I love how there's a dragon ad at the side xD
Iveclaw 1 month ago
Damn auto correct
KillTheKitties101 1 month ago
You forgot Byrne is church
KillTheKitties101 1 month ago
voices for red vs blue(I think)
Joel=caboose
Gus=Simmons
Geoff=grif
Barbara=tex
these are what I know tell me the rest
XvR3D3MPTIONvX 1 month ago
@XvR3D3MPTIONvX
Jason = Tucker
Matt = Sarge
Burnie = Church
Those are the other ones I can come up with on the spot.
SpeltWrongProduction 1 month ago
@SpeltWrongProduction Matt is sarge/doc
ah66able 1 month ago in playlist Season 2
@SpeltWrongProduction matt is also wyoming
jamodude56 4 weeks ago
@XvR3D3MPTIONvX Barbara isn't Tex, Kathleen is.
Tuckerscreator 1 month ago 108
LOOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL
SSHADOWDAWN7587 1 month ago
This is the first and only short I've seen Monty in. He's he guy sleeping in the meeting.
BATMACE555 1 month ago
I came here all by myself without help from Kevin
ElectricBLueBRY 1 month ago
If I could slap my wife for every time she complained j would be a happy man.
FIVEFINGERSofDEATH12 1 month ago
i should do this when im older
CYRONX1 1 month ago
Joel was on friends
MrNappyboy1212 1 month ago
0:09 I see what you did there ;)
RsFan1011 1 month ago
bored bored bored bored bored slap
sdiego445 1 month ago
What is that music at the beginning of this short? I've heard it in a couple of podcasts and videos, it's kinda interesting to me, but I want to know the name of the music. xD
FanAuthor1 2 months ago
@FanAuthor1 it's a garageband loop i think
sanddybusum 1 month ago in playlist Season 2
@WolfMaster656
Because he is one.
MajicLaMa 2 months ago
I want them to bring the slap count back in AHWU.
blueeyesaf 2 months ago
hey farnsworth and Milton
elmoninja97 2 months ago in playlist Season 2
Why does Joel look like a creeper...?
WolfMaster656 2 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA Jack xDD
"Bored.. So bored... Boring... Bored"
burneveryabc 2 months ago
Thats the sound of a paper shredder,-Ok Thanks. lmao
JediMasterGabe 2 months ago
Not from you no
acegusqowy 2 months ago
u should try to c the message after it...:P mistakes happen
acegusqowy 2 months ago
Err adjective not noun
acegusqowy 2 months ago
Lol broken is both a verb and noun, jst depends on where it is placed.
acegusqowy 2 months ago
@acegusqowy a noun too? hmm
toastersXftwX 2 months ago in playlist Season 2
@acegusqowy well done, what do you want, a cookie?
blehface3000 2 months ago in playlist Season 2
I have the same paper shredder. lol
SuperAlanmcc 2 months ago in playlist Season 2
This was my very first RT short
MrMrAwesome 2 months ago
Brandon and Jack still have the Milton and Farnsworth nametags
Mercmitch20 2 months ago in playlist Season 2
Funniest moment ever when Joel put the complaint in the shredder XD!!!!
QullVideo 2 months ago in playlist Season 2
Pause at 0:37, it looks like he wrote "Complaint Boy"
NottheFacePlease 2 months ago
amazing
bweindel 2 months ago
trolling at its best
Marcuslovearts 2 months ago
2:37 Is that a trophy with a beer on it?
chichi656 2 months ago
@chichi656 i think it is a trunk tank award
MrBrionman 2 months ago
Loving Monty napping in the meeting x')
IdleChris 2 months ago in playlist Season 2
Dear music unlimited ad: why is your ad so fucking loud?
battlesmit 2 months ago
lol, monty
TheBlackLegend5 3 months ago in playlist Season 2
Does Joel have a channel? I just wanna listen to him all day instead of the other boys. :D
ChibiRyokoDemon 3 months ago
Unsub hoodie?
Boy, they sure pay well for acting in Criminal Minds! :D
kicsiqki 3 months ago
Ha! Brandon still has his "M____" tag on. ^^
DeltaD36 3 months ago in playlist Season 2
Monty sleeps a lot.
MrRyan9000 3 months ago
Very good haha
tropicbird94 3 months ago
broken is an adjective
galaxman1698 3 months ago
These are so god damn funny and addicting. I have shit to do today!!!!
KBluetrump7 3 months ago in playlist Season 2
Cloud gaming, the crap version of steam
theirishnation2k10 3 months ago in playlist Season 2
slap count
24mnkye 3 months ago
Monty Oum always sleep.....
wenjiun88 4 months ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts 2
I love Joel's expressions and reactions so much <3
CrystalKyuubi 4 months ago in playlist Season 2
lol its a paper s lol lololol lamo
CHEEZE5DOG 4 months ago
Broken isn't a verb
Regginyaga 4 months ago in playlist Season 2
also... look at the name tags... where have i seen THOSE before???
carletodago117 5 months ago
0:09... wuz that a name pun??? Joel HEYMAN!
carletodago117 5 months ago
Joel is the best. No hating on his bad grammer. He's to awesome to use grammer.
MrMcDunlap 5 months ago in playlist Season 2 10
@MrMcDunlap Grammar*
shellavation 1 month ago
I think gus is secretly racist too!
F4H6K8 5 months ago
1:39 that's gotta be caboose's line in future RvB
MrGioComet 5 months ago
madglibs (dot) com
kljppppp 5 months ago in playlist Season 2
Boring...boring...SHUT UuuP!
AndyHocvs 5 months ago
i love how joel just walks away lol
mynamesjiimmy69 5 months ago
That's the sound of a paper sheder
coope46 5 months ago
lol I didn't even notice Monty the 1st time I watched this short! :-D
rinoaangel08 5 months ago
lol is monty sleeping?
RvBBOY842 5 months ago in playlist Season 2
Ugh, I'm ganna have to complain about this in the next meeting........*SLAP*
AnimeJunkey71 5 months ago 113
The slap at the end... great. XD
TharTassakahn 5 months ago 2
This was one of my favorite shorts.
TJVulcan 5 months ago
jack is wearing the farnsworth nametag and brandon is wearing the milton nametag
lpaiclouis 6 months ago
Ugh we have to complain about it in the next meeting *slap*
nkg825 6 months ago
1:08 to 1:50 is joel pissed off
grenkie1313 6 months ago
@Hotzombie95 No, he's not funny.
SuperAustinFTW 6 months ago
@SuperAustinFTW Yeah he is!!!
SINBADASS1147 6 months ago
@SINBADASS1147 Well, he is so much funnier now than he use to be. So unfunny on the drunk tank till recently.
SuperAustinFTW 6 months ago
i was thiniing it would be hilarous if the box was a paper shreder from the moment i saw it . . then when i knew it was i was all like :o . . . . ehh
OneColdNinja 6 months ago
love 1:55 to 2:04 xD
MrWoofwoof3 6 months ago
Lol its funny how Joel acts stupid in some Shorts but in this one He is Smart.
ov5o3 6 months ago
Did anybody else notice monty sleeping at the meeting?
jessica5655 6 months ago
Mad Libs I filled on line:
ONCE upon a time there was a prince who wanted to marry a Joel; but she would have to be a real Joel. He jacked off all over the world to find one, but nowhere could he get what he wanted. There were Joeles enough, but it was difficult to find out whether they were real ones. There was always something about them that was not as it should be. So he came home again and was sad, for he would have liked very much to have a real Joel.
euronio 6 months ago
IM BORED! Bored borded ugh.....
WayDownMinecraft 6 months ago
@ryansorge21 except chris hes a douche bag
samjones879 6 months ago
Joel is awesome :D
FreelancerJess 6 months ago
Is "broken" a verb Joel? No, no it is not.
EhSeattleite 6 months ago 124
@EhSeattleite well, it is a past tense verb, like he has broken the coffee machine...
sr249productions 6 months ago
@EhSeattleite It is lolol
Trolololman 4 months ago
@EhSeattleite Sure it is, I broken, you broken, he/she/we broken....
ButteryAssToast 4 months ago
@EhSeattleite Um yes it is. broke is the past tense for break. the infinitive being to break, I will break, I break and I broke. you know that's fairly early stuff that you would learn in an english lesson, at least in England...
jutheto 4 months ago in playlist Season 2
@jutheto "Broke" is the past tense of the verb "break".
Ex. I broke the computer.
"Broken" is an adjective to describe something that has been destroyed or rendered unusable.
Ex. The computer is broken.
flipster53 4 months ago in playlist Season 2
@flipster53 man I feel really sad that I'm getting into this
e.g. I had broken the computer
and yes it is also an adjective but I was saying that it was also a verb which Eh' said it was not
jutheto 4 months ago
@jutheto I guess you're right if you put into that context.
flipster53 4 months ago
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@jutheto "Broke" is the past tense for the verb "break".
Ex. I broke the computer.
"Broken" is an adjective used to describe something that has been destroyed or rendered unusable.
Ex. The computer is broken.
flipster53 4 months ago in playlist Season 2
@jutheto Do they not have adjectives in England or are you just talking out your ass.
EhSeattleite 4 months ago
@EhSeattleite Do words have more than one definition in um I'm going to assume America?
jutheto 4 months ago
@jutheto are we really doing this
ratchet755 4 months ago
@jutheto You know that roosterteeth is in texas, right?
oobietime8 4 months ago
@oobietime8 This argument isn't really to do with them, EhSeattleite said that broken isn't a verb which it is and I gave an example of it's use, and yes I do know that RT is based in Texas but not all commenters are from America.
jutheto 4 months ago
@EhSeattleite actually broken is a verb "i have broken your leg"
TMOMFXD 2 months ago in playlist Season 2 63
@TMOMFXD It's both a verb and a noun.
sharma19143 2 months ago
@sharma19143 It's a noun? I thought it was both a verb and an adjective
mamilolu 2 months ago
@TMOMFXD actually, in that example "have" is the verb lol
djbowman134 1 month ago
@djbowman134 Actually, in that example, "have broken" is the verb. Both words together.
bluroguevyse08 1 month ago
@TMOMFXD actually the verb in your sentence is "to have" and you used broken as an adverb
TheGreatArloMan 1 month ago
@TheGreatArloMan The vase is broken, is that better?
TMOMFXD 1 month ago
@TheGreatArloMan actually it is a verb in that sentence, it's like "i have killed the king" killed is still a verb
TMOMFXD 1 month ago
@TMOMFXD actually, though in that example "killed" is true to be a verb because it would make sense if you said "i killed the king." But when you say "I broken my leg," it isn't grammatically correct because it becomes an adjective, it's describing your leg.
TheGreatArloMan 1 month ago
@TMOMFXD its also an adverb
thepwnedninja 1 month ago
@TMOMFXD In that sentence, "have broken" is a verb phrase where broken is an adjective and have is the verb... but broken worked for the comedy of the short so who gives a shit.
HerrTomtom 1 month ago
@HerrTomtom Broken is actually a past participle, so it is still a verb.
grande1899 1 month ago
@TMOMFXD broken is a verb, but in that sentence, have is the verb
kjohnson789 1 month ago
@TMOMFXD Actually in this circumstance the verb is "to have broken", where "broken" is dependent on the "have". Since it can't be used separately, I don't think it counts, especially since in the video it's used as an adjective anyway.
Hal648 1 month ago
@EhSeattleite He's Joel. He doesn't know.
peterslay 2 months ago in playlist Season 2
Thumbs up if Joel's your favorite and geoff....wait and monty....and matt, and also nathan and burnie and griffon.......
notreallythatawesome 6 months ago
@ryansorge21 jeoff definately for fails of the weak laught and grif. sorry bro lol
88472456 6 months ago
who is it who was slappin him from off screen, i need to know!
unseen370 6 months ago
lol, shooting staples at monty..XD
bloodsuckingqueen 6 months ago
geoff and jack are da best
AUNOMU97 6 months ago
JOEL IS MY FAVORITE
Mickeyvega321 6 months ago
lol brandons like i think gus is racist
lazyhaloman117 6 months ago