MST3K - We Put Our Faith In Blast Hardcheese

[CrossedCelt]

And lo, the prophet Yor stood upon the corpse of the triceratops, and drank of its blood. He turned upon the bearded savage Pak and his charge Kala and said unto them:

"Put your faith in Blast Hardcheese."

[FreedomZealot]

Does anybody else suspect that J.J. Abrams saw "Space Mutiny"...?

[soundwave010]

@FreedomZealot Exactly my thoughts when I watched this episode last night. Obviously Abrams did it better, though...

[Arne83301]

I have always put my faith in Blast Hardcheese.

[larsgolenia]

The ability to move is so overrated

[jonesm16]

i was in tears while watching this

[FredDude27]

This movie so bad its good..but mostly bad.

[ThatAddiGirl]

Bob Johnson!

[BeatingStitches]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGH­HHHH!!...... *quietly jumps off bumper car* "well anyway, glad i got that out of my system"

[spudlington]

what amazes me is that one guy does the voices, puppeteering and scripts it, awesome! (someone told me that, I didn't check, so I could be wrong)

[SgtHatred42]

@spudlington Actually the each robot is played by someone Crow T. Robot is Bill Corbett and Tom Servo is Kevin Murphy

[RossM3838]

@spudlington The performers do indeed write the scripts as well but there are several of them.  While the show was created by Joel and Mike was their head writer prior to taking over Joel's part it was not a one man operation.

[TheLackofattack]

Fetch me my Warrior Mumu!

[isthisnicktaken]

My personal favorite is Slab Bulkhead! It really captures the essence of his character in a somewhat subtle way.. :)

[Gigrantula58]

@isthisnicktaken It's a toss up between Big McLargehuge and when Servo accidentally says "Bob Johnson...oh wait".

[xman6918]

slab squat thrust hahahahhaha

[Zackdizzle379]

BOB JOHNSON.... Oh wait...

[korkiwi]

1:37 would have been the perfect opportunity to yell out "BUMPER CARS!!!"

[emcee89]

@ant1ph0n lololol! I love making woppits!

[theblocksays]

The early Sega Genesis music was a great added touch, also Touch Rustrod, worst porno name EVER! LOL

[jerzeefranky3475]

@threecatsscratching...i read about it in the films wikipedia page...& reb brown's 1,as well...theyre still married,also...last i read it...

[ThreeCatsScratching]

In case anyone wants to know, Blast Hardcheese actually married Doctor Lady in real life.

[jerzeefranky3475]

he looks a lil like gordon ramsey...but i could swear thats brick bronsky...a pro wrestler outta the east coast that di alot of troma & indie-/b-movies in the 80s & 90s (as far as i can remember)...

[KillerHelix]

@jerzeefranky3475 Holy crap... he does look like Gordon!!!

[AbsolParadox141]

"Roll Fizzlebeef" lol

[Thor00430]

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. 

[bloodrunsclear]

You simply win XD

This is like Zero Wing the movie!

[SuperCenturion7]

:We lost POWER!!!:

[ant1ph0n]

the woppits quote wasn't included! =\

[Segador128]

Zero wing music?

You have no time to survive make your time.

[theimperfektman]

5 People agreed that the original movie DID suck, but MST3K saved Rolled Fizzlebeef's career.

[SpireOfFire]

shes presenting like a man-drill!

[demboys18]

Lady- DOCTOR! ...DOCTOR LADY! ROLF

[titojack8]

Glutes Slambod

[jillgivler]

Didja see my BUUTTT???

[randomlaughingman]

@Spitfiremacx - u wish u named all ur youtube channels after david ryders many names

[PunchSydeiron]

Is there any more badass looking weapon than the flamethrower? Say what you will about this movie, but I can't get enough of the footage involving flamethrowers.

Also, where did you get that music?

[TheZhayne]

"It'sgonna blow!" "If the first ten minutes are any indication, this movie's gonna blow!"

[KaosMachina]

This needs higher quality and an mp3.

[AtticWarrior1994]

Remember Carl's blond joke?

[ZergRushJohnny]

Look alive everyon--OH, sorry, Susan.

[KungFuRascals3]

That last part still makes me laugh! YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!­!! (casually gets out of the golf cart)...LOL!

[Vindicator197]

Where did you manage to download this damn song? I can't find the mix by DJ Luciernaga ANYWHERE.

[RobTFirefly]

@Vindicator197 It's available at spacemutiny (dotcom).

[SuperRoboSquadron]

Bulk Vanderhuge

[TalkinXbox]

Put your helmet on! We'll be reaching speeds of THREE!

[SuperRoboSquadron]

Put your helmet on! we'll be reaching speeds of 3!

[NilMortifey]

We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese!

[goatshredder]

Laugh, I nearly prolapsed

[NacodaLupine]

Ugh, SHE"s PRESENTING LIKE A MANDRIL!

[Terrace281]

Why is he so hard to hit? Just aim for the slow, giant white thing!

[gsfjohndoe]

this is definately one of the most amazing videos on youtube.

[Chinothebad]

Hearing these many names of David Ryder with Legrous BGM from Zero Wing makes want to say "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO BLAST HARDCHEESE"

[nosorab3]

Careful! We are approaching speeds of THREE!

[narrowedeyes]

Big McLargeHuge.

[DianeeCookiee]

lol, bob johnson

[OttoTorrens]

How can I get a copy of just the background music?

[carslayer]

Dude, this is amazing. Thanks so much for this.

[norsef]

Loved it.

[hatonbackward]

BOB JOHNSON... no wait...

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

Beef Manmussle!

[CaptRodgers]

Punch Rock-Groin

[hargosh37]

Roll Fizzlebeef!

[Tambourines]

Thank you SO much for putting in the "he took my purse" scream at 2:18. This is the best thing I've seen all day. Favorited!

[Centuria13]

"Big McLarge Huge!"

[mkogel32]

"What is she thinking? I'm a weightlifter, c'mon!"

[Rizza2k4]

DOCTOR LADY!

[vigo894]

Put your helmet on, we'll be reaching speeds of three!

[ninjast4r]

Lets see what this lark can do!!

[vigo894]

Hi the siren! (Circus music).

[BryonYoungblood]

Big McLargehuge!

Bryon

[Moredread25]

I noticed about 2/3 of the way through the movie that there are absolutly no black people in this movie.

[TomtheReaper]

it was made in south africa during aparteid, i think there were laws against it

[Moredread25]

Yeah, I heard that; it's just very odd to realize it in the middle of a movie that there have been no black people or other minorities at all; not just that they arn't leading, but that they're just not there.

[XionsDruid]

Haha, yeah you're right!

Punch RockGroin!

Big McLargeHuge!

Splint McRunFast!

[TheRob5]

She's presenting like a Mandrill!

[Clockworkz]

Thick McRunfast

[SoftBank47]

Punch Rockgroin!

[jantscott]

i call my boss Thick McRunFast

[smsteve888]

BOB JOHNSON

oh wait......

[1meanieface1]

Smoke ManMuscle

[amazinglarry]

Hey I don't need this!

[jillgivler]

Bulk VanderHuge

[Kovaji]

Big McLargeHuge

[jillgivler]

We Put Our Faith In Bob Johnson

[Oracle13]

LMAO most excellent. Great vid. :)

[RoboticPencil]

LISTEN LADY

DOCTOR

DOCTOR

DOCTOR LADY

[PAMuffinMan]

DOCTOR LADY.

[Nodrog666]

Thick McRunfast

[dtek40k]

hah! awesome video

[RedxxNeptune]

What is the song in the background?

[stryder619]

Zero Wing + Space Mutiny = WIN

[jrc99us]

Put your helmet on we'll be reaching speeds of 3!

X-D

[johnnyhorror92182]

I feel kinda bad for Blast Hardcheeze. I mean, he went from co-starring in "Uncommon Valor" with Gene Hackman and Patrick Swayze...to THIS!

I mean...what the Hell happened?! Was his agent on Crack?

[Tareltonlives]

Captain America, Robot War and The Howling 2 make this movie look like Star Wars

[vigo894]

And don't forget You; The hunter from the Future.

[seatspud]

You mean Yor, Hunter from the Future?

Yorrr's world he's the maaaan!!!

[vigo894]

Yeah, sorry about that. Typo. I gotta see that film.

[azooma]

Buff Drinklots hahaha

[Forzatoadv]

Big McLargehuge

[hottdaddy69]

sorry but big McLargeHuge is the funniest name out of all of them. it makes you laugh everytime someone mentions the riff on this movie. the phrase "we put our faith in blast hard cheese is great" 1 of the best quotes from that riff.

[femoman]

@hottdaddy69 I dunno, for some reason "Buff drinklots" always cracks me up!

[Pyrela]

@hottdaddy69 I'm a big fan of Thick McRunFast, myself.

[ms0487a]

@hottdaddy69 I gotta agree.

[hollyhuffstutler]

I keep internally laughing at Big McLargehuge!

[hottdaddy69]

me to xD

[ilkspyro]

I externally laugh... even in the middle of class.

[HarryPartridge]

Zero Wing + Mst3k = Pure ownage

[Ryushinku]

RIP STEAKFACE!

[Laserp0rn]

I dunno, I still think Tom's comment near the end on "Why is he so impossible to hit? Why do they keep on missing the slow giant white thing?" is better than the names.

[Taradoxxi]

BOB JOHNSON

[Tareltonlives]

...oh wait....

[cj397]

Dirk Hardpeck

[jantscott]

TRUNK SLAMCHEST!!

[MattChrisF]

CRUD BONEMEAL!

[lolubentrold]

Thud Pantsbulge

[Tareltonlives]

Crotch Hambone!

[lolubentrold]

Okay, that's a good one.

[BarryHasABucket]

CRUNCH BUTTSTEAK

[RobTFirefly]

Hey there. I'm Rob aka DJ Luciernaga, the guy who made this mix, and I just want to say I can't thank you enough for making it into a video. It's awesomely done!

Happy to know people are still putting their faith in Blast Hardcheese all these years later!

[csGraFx]

GREAT video. 5/5 died laughing.

[JamesFinch]

This is like an 80s overload. Its awesome.

PUNCH ROCKGROIN!

[Ryushinku]

DOCTOR Lady!

[cj397]

LOL

[cj397]

i must say that this is truly and amazing video, the editing, and the music is really, really cool.

very, very nice. 5 stars.

[Anynom]

Greatest running gag in MST3K history.

[daliwndrland]

Someone told me that Blast Hardcheese and the Grandma Daughter got married after this movie, let's hope that's true!

[BinaltechGinrai]

Tis very true indeed.

[daliwndrland]

Oh good, that makes this episode even better!

[supersoulls]

That is true - check "Space Mutiny" on Google and it has it on Wikipedia

[henshinman]

@daliwndrland they had a 35 year old think mcrunfast

[daliwndrland]

@henshinman A healthy eight and a half pound pork roast, hahahahah....

[gpwerner]

@daliwndrland The best part is that she posted on IMDB awhile back trying to convince everyone this movie was a spoof! LOL

[daliwndrland]

@gpwerner No way! Did she really? It's like The Room!

[gpwerner]

@daliwndrland Yep, she did. She got the whole discussion thread on her page deleted, unfortunately.

[GFan1985]

BLWAAAAAAAUUAGHAAAAAAAAAAA! *casually rolls along the floor*

[SnarkyWeasley88]

Have you accepted Blast Hardcheese as your savior?

I know *I* have!

[apo18llo]

Bite my nice place.

[FMAfan241]

We Put Our Faith In Blast Hardcheese!

[kylebakersanangelo]

Horribly excellent!

[SIHELL]

GOOD!

[GreenDay1981]

"If the first ten minutes are any indication, this movie's gonna blow!!"

Unbelievable how bad this movie is. It's so bad, it's laughable.

[atticwarrior]

C'Mon! It would be Halarious>

[atticwarrior]

They have to make a Ninja Gaiden one.

[Tareltonlives]

A WHAT?!

[sfried]

Hey, that music is from that videogame Zero Wing. "DJ LUCIERNAGA" completely ripped it off from Tatsuya Uemura (composer of Zero Wing music).

[BinaltechGinrai]

I'm aware that the actual music is from 'Zero Wing', but the track "We Put Our Faith In Blast Hardcheese' has the music with lines from the episode of MST3K added on. I merely added footage to the track.

[toothbeaver]

Best Film clip ever

[TheUnbeholden]

har har.. i think my diaper just got poooped.

[Knightmare3000]

the ending couldn't of been any better.  Why? idk but its a great scene

[Tareltonlives]

Just had to get it out of your system, eh? :)

[Janannne]

listen lady

DOCTER!

docter

'docter lady!'

move move move!

[elfinfluff]

My favorite one is Big McLargeHuge. XD

[Capng123]

For some reason I'm a fan of "Smoke Man-Muscle". Next game I play that let's you input a character name, that'll be me! Runner up: Punch Rock-Groin!

[Calistro]

I always have a special place for Gristle McThornbody in my heart. McThornbody has been my character name on most games I've played since watching Space Mutiny.

[Tareltonlives]

I've always put my faith in Blast Hardcheese myself

[Tareltonlives]

Yay! They finally made a video for this sound!

This is going on my favorites

[SamuraiFoochs]

This is fucking....quality. HAHAHAHA The music is so perfectly cheesy.

[masterofthematrix91]

LOL reminds me of Rocky Horror Picture Show!

[killingsense]

Ed, your vids are awesome. XD

[AlexanderEsa]

Brilliant :D

[Raltaran]

you get 5 stars :) (would have favd it if the music was not so loud)

[CYBERBBJB2112]

Welll, Ginrai, I don't suppose you took my suggestion...

[LLMelvinL]

lol

[ironbird1]

lol