Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant Movie Review

[spideylover]

Dude you just made it worse by misspelling "pronunciation"

[shadowjoker101]

fyi: read da books cuz thier AWSOME!!! :)

[shadowjoker101]

THANK GAWD!!! finally! a critique i can relate 2. everything u said about the film was XACTLY wat i had in mind.i mean chris massoglia is cute and all..but he makes a horriable darren see in the books he is a very chilled guy and always happy even when there was trouble.but chris made darren seem like he was nervous about everything! and that got me SUPER MAD fyi they didnt call the vampires vampaneze its a name of a different race of vampires. thought u should no :) any way love this review ^_^

[miekka968]

Dude, read the books. Then I'll let you criticize the vampires and vampaneze. Kay?

[Hallamfoebell]

Tom you need to read he books there is a reason for the Vampenze. Read the books

[Chimeraplaythroughs]

I haven't seen the movie but I have read the books and I would strongly recommend them.

[kamuinoyume]

Do not expect a sequel! Yes, John C Reilly is awesome, but if you read the books and then realize just how much the movie has fucked up, you will be praying for a rebut rather than a sequel.

[celineKM28]

@kamuinoyume I totally agree with you, the movie is such a digrace to the AMAZING books!! They did a horrible job, vampaneze are supposed to be way scarier, and 'monkey girl' isn't mentionned in the book!

[LoboFan1000]

@kamuinoyume but john c reilly isnt larten crepsley. no matter what he does I will never picture him in that role.

[blondychick29]

he was not froced he choose to be a vampire

[moneyman11111111]

I LOVED THIS MOVIE the movie makes a little bit more sense if u read the books first and chris played his roll the way he should of because Darren just entering the world of the Vampires and the Vampeneze would make him nervous not know what was around the corner giving him the nervous aspect i saw in his acting which i thought was perfect and when i read the books and i pictured an actor to play steve i thought Josh Hutcherson right away because of the way he is

[NarcosisTutorialS]

Your trying to hard to be funny. Apart from that , good review.

[NarcosisTutorialS]

Your trying to hard to be funny. Apart from that , good review.

[NarcosisTutorialS]

your trying to hard to be funny.

[mrhevi]

Man you shouldn't talk about bad plot. You probably haven't even read the books so you don't get it same way that the people who has read the books...

[rengifoproductions]

Please don't say "you" as if we feel the same.

[rengifoproductions]

It's acually pronounced sirk. Not sirkay. Please fix you words. And um, only nerds make movie reviews. Who the hell want's to hear your opinion?

[MosheWood]

Guys this is online and its at My Movie Share . com

[krusefjes]

Lol! Nuurrddd!

;P

[sonic4ever123]

I saw this movie not knowing about the book series, and compared to the book series its pretty good I guess

[SuperPenguinz]

Dude there were both vampries AND vampanese!

Pay attention to the movie before u go makin it look terible!

[Mydnytefantasy89]

It's not Cir-QUE Du Freak, it's French, just Cirque, like serk, and it's not WILIAM Dafoe, jackass, it's WILLEM

[wantsomecake328]

Everyone is saying how good this movie is because they've read the book.

A film should stand on it's own. Having to read the book first just shows the weakness of the film.

[lokgm]

i loved the movie but that was the reason why i always liked steve for that because that is how i saw him in the books i didnt reallly like willam dafoe's character i liked him in it yeah but i didnt like his character

[misswayne283]

i agree these are the best books in the world! but the movie is about the exact opposite of the books. and its not a awesome movie but its not an awful movie either.

[cerberus0789]

personally i thought it was a good movie.....way different then twilight...which i thought was a rather boring movie...i mean id give in a 8 out of 10

[RyanRabies0]

you there was both vampires and vampanese right? because if you didn't you didn't really watch that closely.

[Chob85]

can u at least say the name right holy crap. And ya the movie was terrible compared to the books..

[AtvRider975]

its pronouned "cirk"

[IRawrrzz]

Uhm try reading the book

He doesnt say that his life is so good

and the trailer is WWAYYYY off

They got the Cirque Du Freak flier from Steves bro tony

And its Cirk not Cirquway or whatever ur saying

[dogolog22]

not steves brother, Alans

[IRawrrzz]

Uhm no! Then Alan wouldve gotten one of the tickets for discovery it but STEVE DID because TONY found it

Tony is steves brother

dur hur hur

[dogolog22]

Ok i literally have the first book right next to me! and why steve got a ticket was because steve chipped in the most money, and actaully went to go get the tickets!

so "dur hur hur" that!

[Nesoja]

its pronounced "cirk" du freak

[TomChatalbash]

I know. You're about the 20th person who has told me that.

[Nesoja]

o sorry lol,just wanetd to make sure you knew it without reading every single comment before me,oh and by the way,go read the books,the best i have ever read in my life

[rengifoproductions]

Your review was very inaccurate and I don't like how you speak for the majority of people. I read all of the books, (unlike you.) it was very funny and was NOT boring. Also Chris was very good and hilarious. (Same with Josh.) You are no better than any other negative critique.

[TomChatalbash]

How did I speak for the majority of the people. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. You shouldn't bash mine just because you like the film. You judging me is the innacuracy in this situation. I have not read the books so I dont know if they are better or not. Thats why I didnt use them in the review. Calm down.

[batmanjokertwoface]

Awesome review bro. By the way I'll be giving you a call tomorrow.

[AvatarRoku777]

Tom i dont wanna be a jerk to you but the vampaneze in the book are the enemies of the vampies. and its pronounced Circ

[TomChatalbash]

I know, but I think it's so stupid that they have to seperate the vampires into clans. I said cirque once and the rest cerque. I don't think it's a big deal though. Do You?

[AvatarRoku777]

no i dont think its a big deal.... but that is how daren shann wrote the books so thats how i has to be i guess lol

[rinaliwalker]

I knew it was a horrible movie!!!

[EZRASHUGEREVIEWS]

DAFOE! Check out Goblin Bloggin' to know what I'm talking about.

[Fugaboo04]

Hey dont know if anyone else has posted it, theres a lot of spam on here, but the best place to watch vampire's assistant and other videos online is theonlinecinema. net/vampires_assistant

[Marilliant]

its pronounced serk, not serkie

[Vertix2Sythe]

vampanese are different from vampires

[TheMatthewProduction]

I'm not really interested in seeing this ice review :)

[knk9rockers]

im really sad because i LOVE the books and there are so many parts in it that u dont espect to happen but in the movie u dont get that and that evra wasnt in it much! i really wanted it to do gd!

[CannibalPixel]

tbh compared to the books its shit

[skummelgummel]

you are so great tom !!!!

[danielrobertwright]

this is a book movie btw

and there suposed to be pussies

and its called cirque du freak the vampires assistant because they put 2 books in 1

[Azelf3]

lol, i read teh whole series of books. is it true to the content?

[TheComedyfan123]

The guy on the front of the poster kind of looks like Robert Pattinson.

[TheHobiezChannel]

read the book, it may change your view on this book

[MikeBannShow]

your analagies are funny so basically John c. reily saves the movie?

[gregarganda]

Are you saying William Dafoe or Willem Dafoe?

[GroundedForLife27]

If you want real vampires, i'll assume you're looking forward to that film.....Skinwalkers I think it's called? I saw the trailer before Saw VI, Looks interesting.

[TomChatalbash]

Daybreakers. Yes, that looks like a real solid vampire flick.

[A4F7IPictures]

I Loved this Film reminded me of the Old Goosebumps TV Show but with way better acting, the Film all most seems like something from the 90's

[GabnDad]

LOL - "Cirque du Freak" is fun to say, isn't it! The most entertaining part of this film.... Great review.

[Sisko182]

lol it's funny when people who don't speak french, say french words. It's not proounced "cirqu-a."

[evilAniron]

vampaneze lol

[lukevalmurray]

Darrens clan are Vampires whilst Steves clan are the Vampaneze (kill when they drink). In general their said to be vampires though

[TomChatalbash]

Oh yeah. That's right. They should all just be vampires. Not seperated into two groups.

[chazgcg]

Wussy vamps ain't no vamps at all. Damn right!

[Clearzova4950]

have you ever read the book tom great review as ever

[TomChatalbash]

No, but I hear they are very good.

[Lovpuppy12]

okay, I`ll just shut my mouth now..

But is this worth watching for kids? Like, is there violence or any visual disturbence?

[TomChatalbash]

Only kids from 8-12 will probably enjoy it. There is some scenes that are not really meant for kids, but there is nothing disturbing in here.

[GorTheMovieGod]

John C Reilly was really good in this movie.

[johnluvsluna]

nice!