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  • Fuck Ron Paul. He'll die his first year in office, he's too damn old. And openly racist.

  • Lips Purple he smoking Grape Swisher Sweets

  • jesse made 146 accounts to dislike this

  • 146 people have 30 kilos in the basement

    

  • obama is trash.. end of story

    he has done a lot worse to marijuana supporter than bush has ever done

    fuck him

  • Ron Paul is no where like Bush, do some research

  • Obama is a wall street goon who worked for teh CIA since he was 20. They chose him to be president then and groomed him to do exactly what he is doing now... FUCKING YOU OVER.

    Vote ron paul for atleast SOME damage control... America you have the powre to save or destroy the world atm, our governments will follow you down teh hole and take us with them, so please from Australia. REASSESS EVERYTHING for you have been lied to since before you were born.

  • @11kungfu11 honestly we dont need a president, obama aint do shit, ron paul seem like bush fuck em both

  • @ElmokillaXDK And you are proberly right, but no president isnt an option to my knowledge:P at least Ron has been saying the same thing since he had the job id take my chances with him cutting the fed and all that then any other who wants to give them more. Fuck ALL "rullers" is what I say we are not born to be slaves to someone.

  • pause at 2:54 he look high loll

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  • He's just not funny. 

  • @ciaochowbella why da fuck did u watch this vid...U sayin he's retarded?No good but u sayin yea well Fuck You!

  • Grape swishes lol

  • I like Mike Epps! He is hella funny; with his gay chef boyardee funny lookin ass! LOL

  • didn't laugh once. And I laugh at just about anything.

  • @gnetikjakhammer Hmm, try Jeff Foxworthy. He might be more your taste.

  • @gnetikjakhammer and why do we need to know that?

  • @svoksis THATS WAT IM SAYIN..LOL

  • Fuck Obama! Mike Epps da shit do

  • Not funny... The truth is: Obama is a House Negro aka an Uncle Tom.

  • @RedNYello505 do you really know the difference of a house nigger and an uncle tom fuck I don't so never mind yo.. fuck it Obama is a fuck up.. We should vote for run away slaves like our brother Kunta huh? where he at? locked up.. House Niggers are all we got.... for now and they're gonna be half black, my nigga...

  • love the obama walk hahaha!!!

    

  • FUCK BUSH!!!!!!

  • caught ya didnt they jesse

  • you realize the commercials only makes me not to want to buy that crap!

  • @TheMerks1 thats how they get to you man thats how they get to ya

  • This nigga is so funny, one of my favorites

  • what does he say, when he says "Try to read the oath...with what in your mouth???

  • @arty2483 With a Now & Later in your mouth LOL....now and later candy LMAO

  • @Marketing614 thanks lol

  • since been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin

  • Obama got a little weed walk huh, what about the Federal prosecutors in the Obama Administration that are planning on going after medical marijuana dispensaries. Obama is the same or even worse then bush.

  • Don't know what he's talking about with Obama, they're letting the DEA mess with medical marijuana states which ain't right.

  • @yblek420 yup, obama is a scumbag

  • But wutcha gon do about it .....NUNTHIN

  • man YALL NIGGAS .. and crackers NEED TO STFU AND WATCH!!!!

  • racist prick.

  • @TheMegaDuke How is he being racists? This is comedy dude......

  • ppl dat says its not funny obiously you dont fully comprehend on what hes say cuz ur WHITE

  • Hes black n he can do anything stupid WOWW dawg

  • we got a black president. no one can tell me shit. what does that mean?

  • @MrChipMcGee black folkz stick together ; so he basically sayin since he black and Obama ( dude that runs the country ) is black , then Obama ain't gonna let them white folkz try to fuck up the black folks . but it's just for jokes , so don't take it to seriously .

  • @ProducerLTunez ITS 2014 DUDE

  • 1:03 hahahahahahahahaahaahahahahaha­hahahahahah Till Infinity

  • U kno I fuckd ya

  • I like how the audience didn't really follow suit when Bush came up.

    That's respect. I miss Bush.

  • @BarefootArizona the audience did follow him and fuck bush

  • Bush: You know I fucked you , right? Whactha gone do. NOTHING!

  • thumbs up if ur watching in 9u53324094385430968596596859ui­dfjguitj48yu59uie590ug9rdjgdif­ojgrt98uy96858=6-059iyerjtgru9­ijt89yu5yi8ujeifojdsfjdsi

  • quick scroll up ur missin the vid ")

  • Tryna read obama oath wit a nowandlater in ya mouth lmao.

  • naptown

  • The transcript is so ridicilous!

  • try using the CC button

  • "imma kill you nigga" ""who's this"" "imma kill you mothafucka" ""...Jesse?""

  • I hate ths nicca...

  • I heard too many people booing him at the Bush jokes.

  • @madjimms They booed when he said bush name

  • Smoking them grape switzer sweets

  • @abstuct1015 i believe its pronounced grape swisher sweets lol

  • hahaha

  • Check out bluemuthafucka hoover kane

  • 1:59 is the funniest shit ever

  • 124 plp just dnt like to laugh

  • mike epps be killin'em

  • Hello....ima kill you nigga...hello...ima kill you mothafucka....Jesse!!! LMAO

  • Hahahahahahahahaha...lmao.

  • Like if you don't care that you are watching this in 2011.

  • he smoking them grape swisher sweets.lmao

  • Ey michelle,i know who it iz,It's Jesse...hahaha

  • we got a black president cant no body tell me shit. tell you what?

  • @seanthompson19 its a form of expression, like "i can do what I want", your a dumbass.

  • @SlugHatchet sorry i dont know everything, i wasnt taking the piss out of mike epps he's a legend. i dont use the expression you stupid twat

  • @seanthompson19 Im not the idiot that didn't know a simple expression its common sense, i don't use the expression either doesn't mean i can't put two and two together.....

  • kevin hart> mike epps

  • lmao........jesse they was after you!!!!

  • legalize weed vote RON PAUL

  • @MrDanimul6 RON PAUL FOR PRESIDENT 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Mike Epp's > Kevin Hart 

  • mike epps is the best everything he says is funny

  • 122 ppl still think Bush was mostly responsible for getting bin Laden

  • @33na3rd 122 people are right then

  • kevin hart is way funnier

  • @thegoldenbeast8 two diff styles im tired of yall comparing the two

  • i just watched this with an obama add right next to it hahaha

  • His grin makes his skit so much funnier lol

  • @ikidloudpack

    thats why i never scoll down to the comments lol

  • Grape Swisher Sweets ahahah lol(:

  • (Sucks thumb) yea i racked up pretty good kml

  • Grape Swisher Sweets. LOL!

  • awesome. thank you?

  • like if your watching in 2011

  • @NeffTrickz  me

  • Bullshyta approve

  • im black obamas black blah blah blah.....not funny

  • LMAO "I'd slap the shit at cha"! he sure the hell did...lol

  • IM ON EVERYTHING

  • but watch gonna do about it....NOTHING

  • loookin like a drunk ass piqanese lmao

  • *bush smirk* "you know i fucked cha!" LMAO!!!!

  • Can someone give me the url of the video where he says "Syrup, weed, hennessy, vodka...im on everything"

  • @arsal1993 Hell: The Sequel

  • @nescott24 I just got done listenin to that shit lmfao that song funny as FUCK yo lol

  • @Kalforty RiGHT!

  • @nescott24 thats the album "im on everything is"....i thought the song was made from one of his stand up comedy videos....sounded like it

  • im on everything.

  • i swear i wish i could see the faces of the 117 people that didnt like this video. You really have to be the most lamest individuals on this planet with absolutely no sense of humor. I honestly wish you guys weren't born.

  • Cun7us ur a dumbass obama is just as bad if not worse than bush...when has a nobel PEACE prize winner started a war

  • @hellproof100 you're an idiot. what war has he started? it was already there before he got in office. Bush made the mess the country is in, and now Obama has to clean up.

  • @cun7us obama is pushing for further involvement in lybia, syria, and yemen; taking the war in the middle east to a whole new level that Bush only dreamed of. bush and obama are owned by the same military-industrial complex and bankers. it doesn't matter who we have in office people, these presidents don't give a shit about their promises or the american people.

  • @hellproof100 I think it's funny when people like you blame everything that happens in the country on the President. In the executive office, the President has the shortest term. Everyone else there can remain from one presidency to the next and advance their personal agendas. This applies to everything aside from President-only privileges such as declaring a temporary state of war as commander-in-chief, which always leads to a prolonged state of war.

    Pretty sure Bush did that, not Obama.

  • Everyone below shut the fuck up and just watch it. Damn.

  • @ikidloudpack Shut up you faggart! thats the whole point of youtube you leave a comment, all the cooments are good so wats your problem?

  • @JudahKeyz Because, bitch, they getting all serious with the comments, the video it's supposed to be funny not make people argue about politics.

  • @ikidloudpack how can you say shut the fuck up when no one is talking were typing fuck head.

  • Another racist comedian...Saying Obama is black and forgetting that he's half white is typical racist talk! Is he trying to say that the "black gene" is dominant? His black father abandon him and if it wasn't for a Caucasion mother and grandmother, I don't think he would have turned out so well! And saying that Jesse Jackson is responsible for getting King shot is moronic and unfunny. This guy is just another typical racist comedian, using the word nigga, to further stereotype his own race!

  • @phalnix1 dude, you need to lighten up and stop trying to analyze what he says cause everybody knows he's talking shit.... that's his style. There's no point trying to be 'P.C' when doing comedy cause it just wouldn't be funny anymore. It's called satire and lots of comedians do it, black and white.

  • @cun7us --No one's analyzing anything, I just made an observation. I've seen alot of this guys videos (and duh...I know it's satire), but believe me, he's no Bill Cosby! But why do they always have to inject race into the picture like Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor and others? White people don't go around doing it; Why the double standard?

  • @phalnix1 White comedians don't talk about race? How about Louis CK? He goes in deep on the word 'nigger' and how great it is to be white in this day and age. But he's still funny, you know why? Cause it's still satire. He gives you the comic relief at the end so you know he's not trying to be offensive. Mike Epps does the same thing just in a different way. Why do you think white people loved Richard Prior & Eddie Murphy so much? Cause they talked about real things that most people could relate

  • @cun7us --Okay, so you named only one out of thousands of comedians, but just about every black comedian injects race into their routine's religiously. But you still didn't answer the original question--Why does everyone refer to Obama as the "Black President" when his ethinicity is clearly half white and half black and are they trying to say that the black gene is dominant? And if so; where's the proof? When they say he's "the black president", that's a clear indicator that their bigots. TC

  • @phalnix1 Of course they're being bigots saying Obama is Black President, but can you blame them since every American President has been White? That's the only reason black people get all excited about it. And yes he is mixed race (like myself) but Black is almost always the dominant gene, in the sense that a mixed person will appear to be more Black than White, and this is scientifically proven. You need to stop worrying about what Black people think about Obama, and focus on his achievements.

  • @cun7us ---If your talking appearences then I would agree about the black gene. As far as it being dominant, that's debatable, as the rest goes. And to say to focus on his achievements would be great, if he had any! Spending us into oblivion, not making a public comdemnation on Libya, high gas prices and high unemployment will not get him re-elected despite that he got bin Laden. He had a timetable for the war and I have a son thats been to Iraq twice. Now he sent more troops to Afghanistan.

  • @phalnix1 Obama looks more black hence why black people relate to him. I agree it shouldn't be about race, but unfortunately it is. And as for his achievements, he's done a lot more than his predecessor who sent the army to Iraq and fucked things up over there, then messed up the economy by not regulating the banks properly. All this has been dumped on Obama and now he has to deal with it. He can't be held responsible for everything that's happened, and also congress plays a major part in it.

  • @phalnix1 why would you come to a video and waste your time and watch it then? Bye

  • damn he said jesse jackson got martin luther king shot

  • I tried to fuck his wife lol

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  • lol "but wutcha gon' do about it? NOTHIN."

  • GEORGE BUSH DISLIKED THIS .

  • check out that Closer by Lil Zayah it slap

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    A COOL GUY, I'LL SUB U IF U FRIEND ME

  • is this the guy in "next friday" ?

  • @eFiii9 yes, that's Day-Day lol

  • @oOGehirnfaschingOo  sorry but no he's not.

  • hahaha so funny 

  • ''tryna read my oath with a now & later in yo mouth!'' hahahhahaha. (:

  • If u talk shit on these posts, evryone now knows u are bitch-made.

  • Mike Epps the FUNNIEST stand up comedian to ever walk the Earth. Hands Down.

  • @tojack27 .kat williams is better

  • @tojack27 Nar he aint the funniest hes one of the funniest , he aint funnier then chris tucker!

  • he got some pretty teeth

    

  • Tryna read my oath wit a now a later in ya mouth! Lmfao

  • imma kill you niggaa.you think you da shit.....jesse? lmao.

  • Haha. Move king

  • Thumps up for Baby Powder! How High!!

  • That suit.......is the shit. I want the jacket.

  • TOOO FUNNY

    

  • imma kill yu mutha fukka

  • @lmkrogtinyfame nuhuh temper temper!

  • sub to my channel im really funny!!!...how do i kno?? my momma told me so.

  • He so funny, crazy and cute...!!!!

  • "YOU KNO I FUCKED YOU.. BUT WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?" lmfaoo

  • this shit hilarious

    

  • ah knw who it iss ah tryd ta fuck hys wife let's get outta hre lmao

  • @lOCOCHiCK5311O Spell check is your friend.

  • @SuRihtanil wt ?

  • @lOCOCHiCK5311O Dunno? Maybe you need a new keyboard or have your parent type for you? I can not understand you. Is English your main language?

  • @SuRihtanil Bxtch its SLANG wt thu fuck ah aint feel like writin thu whole damn woorrdd ->liiike thiiiss damn get thu fuck off mah dick tryna argue wit mee hhuuhh lmao "nooo muthufuuuckiin LIIIFEE" ! !

  • @lOCOCHiCK5311O Fool go back to grade school? You look like a idiot. Its acceptable in real fucking life, but on the web... you look like a stupid ass who doesn't know grammar, I mean did you fail junior high English classes? Go get yourself a education, and a career stop acting like a 12 YEAR OLD goofy ass kid! That's whats up! Silly ass kids like you need to come down, get off welfare, get into school, and get into fucking reality! for real. You make us look bad...

  • Mike ain't acting like a fool, he is for real. That's why he is successful, and your goofy ass and sitting here acting and looking... pitiful fucking fool, people laughing at you not with you.

  • @SuRihtanil um lmao why are yu talkin to me like yu now me bxtch aahaa um for 1 im nt on walfare for 2 i happen ta like english dumb ass and passin it yu ignorant smh why are yu tryna argue with me? ta like get attention or sumthin yur like thousands of mile's away frum me stupid as fuck .lol im wastin mah time even tryna read aw dat shit bitch ah talk hw thu fuck ah want wtf yu gne do about it yu thu fool and idiot fa tryna get on hre and give uh fuckin speech lmao and yu grown rite SMMFH

  • I'll SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF U ROFL hahahaha

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOL!!!!

    

  • lmao..imma kill you nigga..jesse? haha

  • that was fuckin' hilarious!

  • DAY DAY! WAKE YO SCARY ASS UP!!!!

  • Obama is a black Christian. Fact. I love all the hilarious jokes made about Presidents and their dumb ass decisions. I think George W. Bush Jr. was the best though. I'm nit racist, I'm just prejudice against the government and the people in it.

  • THIS NIGGA FUNNY AS HELL. LOL

  • grape ape is the shiiit

  • he did get king shot

    

  • @alexishoward17 LOL @ YOU RETARD NIGGER

  • you know I fucked ya, but whatcha gona do bout it, nothing, lmao!!!

  • with his shirt off, eating chicken wings, counting his money....(wow, one of the funniest mental pictures you can give someone...wow) "ooh, I racked up pretty good." LMAO!!!! wow