Gene Hunt best insult ever

[RayeInfinityMoon]

the 7 people who disliked this have been insulted by the Gene Geine this way :P

[Magneto778]

Thanks a million to ThePloppypop! Woa, I never ever qualified for beeing someone as Sam Tyler....until know! Just great!

[avrillavigne1424]

best. line. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Magneto778]

Sigh, sometimes I think, I am the only person in the universe, that didn`t thought THAT this was funny....whenever I see the scene it let me wish, I could jump into the TV and give Mister Hunt a nice knockout between the rips..or a little deeper...

[ThePloppypop]

@Magneto778 you didn`t like it because you`re a great soft sissy girly nancy french bender man utd supporting poof

[TazzLehane]

I have this on a t-shirt :)

[ginnelly77]

Looks like he is going to nut her at the end

[MsLollipop30]

I wrote this on my big brother's birthday card one year. xD

[Mythiqal]

@MsLollipop30 I bet he was happy :')

[MsLollipop30]

@Mythiqal Lol. Yup. He laughed. :P

[Mr4thDoctor]

Only Gene Hunt could pull off an insult of this caliber.

[pipolopochupa]

Omg Gene Hunt you legend :')

[TK45236]

damn i just found my new ring tone

[neostar9]

Who's the woman in the background?

[john3000931]

@neostar9 The woman is the mother of his future girlfriend, she is a suspect in this episode

[josieruby1]

As a Man U hater, words cannot describe how much I love this. Though poor Sam xD

[Blackbird1701]

My prefered insult:

Do not move! You are surrounded by armed bastards!!

[MrHiltonCubit]

Seven people are either soft… sissy… girlie… nancy… French… benders… or Man United supporting poofs (Must be from Vietnam)

[aimeefran]

Geno is obviously a Man City boy :)

[thelyniezian]

@aimeefran He is, and that was actually mentioned in one of the (earlier, I think) episodes.

[aimeefran]

@thelyniezian Yes, I know. Don't worry I know everything about LOM/A2A :)

[benmatthews1993]

CLASS!

[Akriloth2160]

Best TV insult of the weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

I may have to adopt this phrase for the right circumstances...

[uSchadenfreudebro]

i support man united, apparently im a lesser man because i dont support faggots who prance around in baby blue and bring in hired guns to barely qualify for the champions league and win 1 cup in 35 years

[Revolutionist88]

@uSchadenfreudebro okay, it's just football

[uSchadenfreudebro]

@Revolutionist88 nice retort

[jerky0803]

@uSchadenfreudebro Nope your a lesser man for bothering to post to bring around the topic of football allegiances. Well done you your smack on the button youtube banter has made my day. Wooo champions league, wooo men in tight shorts getting hot and sweaty, what ever floats your boat sonny.

[McSuperfly101]

Hey! I might be a great soft sissy girlie nancy French bender POOF! But a Man-United supporter!? You go too far!

[ivinnuna]

"Man United supporting" is the harshest part of this.

[Burguois]

Out of all of those the worst is probably man united supporting.

There's a lot of things I'd admit to being but that isn't one.

[vazon69]

What a great put-down! The contempt in his look and voice is just priceless. No wonder the second series toned him down - he was just getting WAY too popular. (Like Alf Garnett, as Jonny Speight never meant anyone to like him, but we all did. And the same thing with Loadsamoney - another hate figure that went wrong for it's creator, as everybody liked hm. When will the PC brigade come to their senses?)

[Cristinact]

This is a great insult! (As long as it is not meant for me!) And, of course he says French bender!!

[SKA336]

Man united supporting poof... hey I know a few of those!!

[hkamal12]

i like how he used man utd as an insult.

[WhoOnEarthAreYou]

I think it's northern to say puff and southern to say poof but they are pronounced the same way. I live in a house with half northerners and half southerners

[tribble608]

Gene Hunt always makes me laugh like mad.

[redmaxy]

its "PUFF" Only Poofs say "Poof!"

"You great, soft, sissy, girly, nancy, French, bender, Man United supporting puff!

No northerner would ever say "poof!"

[1983Dave1983]

@redmaxy, what he says sounds nothing like "Puff". Puff is what people who smoke do when they take some in...

[Heneruuree]

@redmaxy Lies. My stepdad is a born and bred Yorkshireman and he spells "poof" P-O-O-F. :p

[benlroberts]

this is by far the best gene hunt cuss ever!

[benlroberts]

this is by far the best gene hunt cuss ever!

[robloxrules55]

HEY!....i support man united!

[luvanimalcrossing]

ummm thats not his best insult ever its his LONGEST insult ever :)

thumbs up if you agree

[tosspot86]

when i die i wanna end up as part of gene hunts team

[ForeverDreamable]

Im gonna use that on my math teacher.

[judomouse]

Bit long winded

[thatguywiththeegg]

"Tv insult of the weeeeeeeeeeeeeeek"

Harry Hill supporters know it to be true.

[OnCloudNine62]

Gotta love Gene!

[slotmetoo]

actually i think the Prime Minister post would be perfect for the country....i'd vote for philip glenister anytime......

[MissAmiTimeLord]

I wonder how many takes this took to get right.

[grendeljack]

Hey what episode was this?

[Thindza]

I am United supporter and it was good.

[thatguywiththeegg]

Best insult evar.

[heartandsoul1988]

man u fans dont have souls

[Roger210201]

Great insult ! Glennister is brilliant. He is one of the top 10 best characters in the history of British TV.

[greendayholidayrules]

lol, that describes every man united supporter

[robrippen]

OK, I didnt think for a bit it was such a herendous insult. but then he had to go off and say French bendo... Ouch..... I think Id prefer a kick to the nuts though Im not sure precisely what a bender is.

[maxpaynekat]

@robrippen it's a word for someone who's gay

[imaof4]

@robrippen By 70's standards, definitely an insult of the highest order. As maxpaynekat saud, bender is gay, being French is well bad. Being soft, as opposed to being a hard man. Someone who fights for himself and others - doesn't necessarily mean he fights physically, but won't shrink a way from one. More often, if someone asks you "you think you're hard?" they're egging you on for a fight.

[imaof4]

@robrippen Gene's A Man City supporter (nuff said) and a poof is another word for gay. The Gene genie just has a way with words!!

BTW, John Simm is a massive Man U supporter, as it happens!

[BeyonceIsMe000]

@alicetheactress but did you hear the bit before that??

and dont forget its set in the 70's...they dont get much better than that

[alicetheactress]

i would hardly say calling someone a 'poof' is the 'best insult ever'.

[eanielsen123]

whOever said this was the "best insult" ever only watches disney movies...

[MsLollipop30]

Lol, apart from the 'french bending' bit, I put this quote on my big brother's birthday card! XD It's become kind of a tradition for me and him to put jokes on each other's birthday cards!

[BeyonceIsMe000]

gotta love a bit of the Gene Genie ;)

[missionpants]

Man U United P00f!! LOL

[BabyPyschedelic]

I LOVE THIS (LFC fan)

[XxKatiexX389]

@BabyPyschedelic haha same! thats why i love it so much1!

[totaldynamix]

whatever that comes out of Gene's mouth can have its own spin-off. seriously.

[Fergus1970]

I don´t like futbol. That said, my wife is mancunian & I'm spanish; I love swearings in my own languaje - I think they're the best and more brutish in the world - but this is simply amazing.

I wonder why in this world of 'political correctness' there's so much people who loves - me included - Gene Hunt's ways.

Maybe governments are not giving us what we want, but that better suits their purposes...

[catbells69]

@Fergus1970 Exactly, it's a rejection of being told what we should say and do rather than wanting to be offensive deliberately or not.

[dxrule86]

HUNT = AWESOME

[kezadrone]

Fucking class. Sound like Jack reagn when he says " supporting."

[MissMiffed]

Kind of funny, considering John supports Manchester United in real life :)

[freshpbluessoul]

would'nt he make a great sat nav voice

[sammc97220]

"You great, soft, sissy, girly, nansy, french, bender, man united supporting poof"

Have I got it right?

[Kimmiie11]

@sammc97220 Yes, only nansy has to be nancy =)

[mrshollycullen4eva]

I should use this ony my brother... shame he doesn't support MUFC though! :L

[Pugzlee08]

hahahahaha

[LukeNyul]

hahah nice one

[dawatcher88]

Hahahaha il show this to all my Man United friends (I support Arsenal)

[MyLaptopIsntWorking]

@dawatcher88

and i hate football.

[Renn148]

i miss gene hunt <3

[TheNeverNevermore]

French AND a Man U supporter, well now you know he means it (no offence to all you cheese eating surrender moneys out there :)

[cheeeseballs]

hey shes in misfits

[jazzzyy13]

Gene Hunt, you are incredible.

[JazLFC1]

dannoe dis is hard niggaz

[0800Batmobile]

POOF

[someEsoldier]

dont call him a great soft sissy girly nansy french bendo-99 exorporting puff.

[Tufflaw]

@someEsoldier That last part is "french bender man united supporting puff"

[theusrocks]

@Tufflaw It's Poof actually, which is a derogatory word for homosexual in British slang

[Tufflaw]

@theusrocks Whoops, thanks!

[Studmanafier]

@Tufflaw and it's "French Bending", just wanted to correct you cause this is one of my top 3 Gene Hunt quotes. Second being "Let's fire up the Quattro" and the first being "Don't move you're surrounded by armed bastards."

[Tufflaw]

@Studmanafier Definitely doesn't say "bending" - bender is a slang term for homosexual - the meaning being the person is bent (not straight).

[Studmanafier]

@Tufflaw Yeah I know that. I consulted the almighty book: The Gene Hunt quote book. It does say bender so you are right but it sounds like bending

[MikeyAceH]

@Studmanafier of course its bender - are you english?

[Studmanafier]

@MikeyAceH Yes. I consulted the book it is bender, my mistake. It sounds like he said bending

[MikeyAceH]

@Studmanafier You sound like a great soft sissy girly nancy french bender man united supporting puff

[Studmanafier]

@MikeyAceH 1: I am not soft, sissy, girly or nancy

2: I hate the french

3: Call me that again and I'll rip your head off and shove it so far up your ass it will pop right back into place

[thespottyzebra]

@Tufflaw And nobody mentioned Nancy is spelt with the C not an S...

[Guitarsthatkill]

@Tufflaw Yeah Tufflaw he definitely says 'French bender'

[BookAddict2011]

@Studmanafier If it was bending then Glenister would have SAID Bending, not bender.

[fatterelvis]

@Studmanafier no its bender

[whatsgoingon07]

@theusrocks like fag but only fag in British slang means cigarette but poof in American slang can also mean cigarette....go figure

[Javjean]

@theusrocks

NO WAY!!!!!

[TheNeonrose02]

@theusrocks no actually im from england and its puff not poof :) but it its another word for gay

[theusrocks]

@TheNeonrose02 yeah I'm from England too mate and it's "poof"

Look it the definition on Google urban dictionary or any other way you choose.

[Renagade70]

@theusrocks

In the US the slang word is fag. In the UK a fag is a cigarette.

[BookAddict2011]

@Renagade70 Well actually, we have a lot of insults in the UK, and the one we use with fag in it is faggit

[Drfloppypotamus]

@Tufflaw best part man united suxx

[AlbinoMonkeyC]

It's freakin' hilarious, but notice how he had to kind of pause to think of his words in that very long list of insults.

[WannaLiveUnderground]

i love gene hunt <3

[lindalou83]

the girl in the background blatantly starts to smirk at Gene's expression when Sam says "Because I loved her"! Ah Gene, how you fill our days with laughter!

[Take2Hodgie]

Camy's right, Gene Hunt for PM!

[AlbinoMonkeyC]

@Take2Hodgie Screw that!! Let's kidnap him and make him President!!

[TheNeverNevermore]

@AlbinoMonkeyC Raises constitutional issues, but then he would just punch the cheif justice in the face and arrest congress. And do you know what? I don't think people would mind.

[AlbinoMonkeyC]

@TheNeverNevermore Me neather. And the government would actually get stuff done!!

[lecpe2]

Piss off cuntenfucker...

[richmondfreefidy]

gene hunt pwns you!!!!!!!

[lecpe2]

CUNTENFUCKER you're an asshole...i'm french and i'm Hunt's big fan...but proud to be french!!!!!

[CUNTENFUCKER]

@lecpe2 French people are banned from watching Gene Hunt.

[CUNTENFUCKER]

I would be really offended if i was called French.

[CUNTENFUCKER]

@CUNTENFUCKER YOU FUCKING OWN MAN

[glamorpuss300]

oh my gosh this is so funnyyyyy lols you sissy soft ect puff nancy boy lols

[SarahDTlover]

Ha ha ha, lol. Brilliant! I've always loved this scene!

[007murd3r007]

lol!

[DrWhoFreak100]

I'm a Man United supporter, and even I thought that was funny!

[squeeeegez]

haha classic

[4evergalex]

HaHa !!! :)

[sctl]

no doubt inspired by John Cleese's work

[ahahahahahaha007]

ahahaha I have this on a t-shirt - the quote XL

[emmatl22]

Great line :D

What's that one Sam does to him ? :/

[whovian39]

lol

[MrJST87]

LoL, priceless.

[emzi123loveya]

Gene Hunt, just amazing..

[cofpaddy]

Gene Hunt what'a guy

[tinaturntable]

I swear she's trying not to laugh!

[collinsproduction]

Best Quote EVER!

[ifansgrimetube]

the best one was: He's got fingers in more pies than a leper in a cookery class.

[WulfieGotSisu]

I lol'd!!! XD

[HollyoaksGirlx69x]

Gene Hunt for Prime Minister! lol :)

[SapphireLovesTheSea]

can you imagine how amazing that would be!!!? GENE, RULE US!!!!!!!

[4evergalex]

@HollyoaksGirlx69x Agrred =)

[TSR1989B]

@HollyoaksGirlx69x Indeed! (laugh)

Mandelson wouldn't stand a chance (then again find me one that would ;) 

[pabloentrala]

lol I love manutd, but that was epic

[xLadettex]

manchester united supporting! lol!

[BigBulgeCheeks]

Lol. I'd comment some more but it's my dinner time. I'm 'avin hoops.

[fluffybuttmunch]

lol i remember that

[Tomboy243]

u great soft sissy girly nancy french bender man united poof! lol

[ToTheBallXoxo]

Love it unclemikenj

So true :)

[ThrawnDuGard2]

Gene Hunt rocks! :P

[Melville10]

Series 2 just came out today here in the USA. Can't wait!

[rockchick80s]

The PC Brigade will be up in arms. Belter. lol

[Melville10]

We have the PC Fascism here in the USA.

[JoeySingsStuff659]

not as good as our Gene Hunt thought is he?

English one fr the win lol ;)

[theodorethel]

hahahahahahaaaaaa!

[festis1313]

He just got BURNED!

[MegaAndE]

nothing :]]

[haroldbhoy67]

Yes they are both from Manchester but they are rivals and don`t like each other. The best similar example I could give you as an Aussie would maybe be: Australia v England in the Ashes or Rugby or Australia v All Blacks? I am sure there are similar hate type rivalries in Aussie sport? Its a bit like that.

[MasterofMayhem1394]

Collingwood vs Carlton if your into AFL.

[haroldbhoy67]

AFL, thats Aussie rules? I dont follow it but watched it a couple of times looks quite brutal. I think you would have to be quite fit to play it.

[MasterofMayhem1394]

I play ^^.

[sp0ng]

Or Crows v Port Adelaide in AFL terms

[Streetboundriot]

R u for real The Swannies Kick everyones asses :p

[Simpuramafampark]

Its like Adeliade VS Melbourne in Australia...

[haroldbhoy67]

Adelaide v Melbourne? Is that rugby or Aussie rules?

[haroldbhoy67]

Because gene is a fan of Man City.

[manclion]

genes a citeh fan !!

[whoseDAVE]

how can i save this to my computer?

[smpowis]

Anything with French in it is normally a grave insult ;)

[KammasAnMont]

That's the best insult I've ever heard... it had the word "French" in it!

[ownagesoldier]

can anyone write it down please?

I can't hear anything

[norwaytoday]

You, great, soft, sissy, girly, nancy, French, bender, Manc United supporting poof!

[ownagesoldier]

LOL

[UK31337]

You could see the actress sitting at the table almost struggling to keep a straight face.

I bet they all cracked up during filming.

[CaffroX]

Remember lol'ing when i first saw this on the show

[UncleMikeNJ]

Well, you have to remember, supporting Man U in 1973 didn't mean you were a prawn-sandwich-eating gloryhunter who would wet his pants if he ever actually found himself in Manchester.

[breakingthehabit2008]

HAHAHA