omg i showed this to my friend shes like "what the hell do you do with ur life? O.O" im like "idk the opposite of wat u do" shes like" whats tht?" im like "i watch youtube videos's and u...u watch porn" shes like "oh.." XDD
My ex decided to "text message break up" me right before school too and i was crying the rest of the day. Now the "deck" won't even talk to me and acts as though he doesn't even know me. I almost sent this video to him, all my friends told me to, but I didn't...now I regret not doing it =.= I really should have...
"Boys, who'd wanna date you?" My parents tease me about that all the time, so fucking irritating T_T Despite the fact how I have a bf and have had him for the past year and a few months....lol XD
@Obsydanmoon me to ive had the same happen to me and the following morning i killed him by kicking his dignity in, he had no idea it was gonna happen and im pretty chuffed with myself. oh well he was a wanker anyway haha
My favorite parts: I'M PISSED LIKE PRESIDENT BUSH BEING IN A GAY PARADE IN TEXAS, the chicks face at 5:25, and the random NSA chick eating chinese. XD Even NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY heard about this douchebag. LOL
OH MAH GAWD YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAK UP I MEAN WE GOT A DOG YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAK-UP I WANT ALL MY STUFF BACK! YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAK-UP!!!!!!! YOU STILL OH ME 1200 DOLLARS SHETBAGG!
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Dude, this guy text message broke up with the girl I liked, and when I found out about it, I was beyond pissed! I wish I had hit him with a frying pan! Damn, why didn't I think of that!? Lol
Omq if mi fukin boyfriendd of 2 fukin yearzz broke upp wit mi thru fukin txt?!!!! I wuld fukin murder him!!!! After 2 fukin yearzBETCH!!!! Lmfao!Kelly is fukin rad!
Gramma: "Those telemarketers always get me!"
Dad: "Gramma, you have to stop answering the phone."
Gramma: "But it rings!."
Hahahaha XD
l0v3lylady1 2 months ago
LOL 5:21
MONSTERHIGHLOVER13 3 months ago
At the beginning it goes "Please,please dont eat the baby, dont eat the baby"
cleenroom 5 months ago in playlist Fav Songs & Vids (Songs With Vids) 2
dont hv sex. sex is for......married ppl XD
hatsunemikusan3 6 months ago
omg i showed this to my friend shes like "what the hell do you do with ur life? O.O" im like "idk the opposite of wat u do" shes like" whats tht?" im like "i watch youtube videos's and u...u watch porn" shes like "oh.." XDD
hatsunemikusan3 6 months ago 3
That's just like my family lol!
mary14159 6 months ago
this happend 2 me its awful
justingirl5 6 months ago
What is the song at the end of this video (at roughly 2:50)?
Chevron704 6 months ago in playlist Music
im a athlete
im a vampire
LOL i love these vids
SASgirls2015 7 months ago
10 people play with their assholes in the shower.
NyxFTW 7 months ago 2
Chris: IM AN ATHELTE!
Heather: Im a vampire ;)
Chris: O_o
BlueWolf2247 7 months ago 2
10 ppl have never had a text message break up
bryannarhyes 7 months ago
DEar God...I've had a text message breakup lol
Aurorlita222 7 months ago
Dad: Kelly! What is this 300 dollar charge?
Mothergrandma: OH! Those telemarketers always get me!
Dad: Grandma, you have to stop answering the telephone.
Mathergrandma: But it rings.
LMAO XD
moneybagz0826 7 months ago 2
Kellys fucking rad!
Heathers fucking hot!
666Reaper13 8 months ago 2
BEAUTIFUL.
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rika92442 8 months ago
She looks like a dead person... Have a shot of whiskey, honey! Makes you feel better!
masenjk9 8 months ago
4:04 the lady on the left looks like my aunt
krunchiz 8 months ago
Heather is so hot!
DeathAngelsFury 8 months ago
6:07 scares the shit out of me.
purplefeverxo 8 months ago
"Boys, who'd wanna date you?" My parents tease me about that all the time, so fucking irritating T_T Despite the fact how I have a bf and have had him for the past year and a few months....lol XD
xskullxkissesx 8 months ago
5:19 i cant stop laughing!!!!!!
zebralover816 8 months ago
sorrry , meant 2:13 FAIL xD
Laney8898 8 months ago
2:15... FAIL xD
Laney8898 8 months ago
she looks like a dead person o.0
have a shot of whiskey , honey.
makes ya feel better [;
^mother grandma would say this :D
Laney8898 8 months ago
i love grandmas face at 2:00!(:
iloveyouhhunter 9 months ago
the one who looks sex
cookiesancream49 9 months ago
kellys fucking rad!
cookiesancream49 9 months ago
heather-"Kelly's fuckin' RAD." ( 1:21 ) lol, grandma's face 0_0
CassieLollipop 9 months ago
Don't eat the daisies? Y would I eat the dasies wen mother grandma is handing out free whisky?? Lol ;)
untilXweXfall 9 months ago
LOL I gotta go kill my ex then. He broke up with my thru a text. Who wants to help? XD jk
SuperCool8945 9 months ago
@SuperCool8945 ikr same here. soo immature. I'll help you. :)
CassieLollipop 9 months ago
That's just like my family. Dysfunctional and weird
Bluberry423 9 months ago
4:46 ahahahaaaa...
stergiosvet 9 months ago
Please please dont eat the dasiys!!!!!!!!!!!! =P
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Dont have sex sex is for married ppl!! : They look at each other
Riderfan1001 9 months ago
Dont have sex se is for married ppl!! : They look at each other
Riderfan1001 9 months ago
One time in college...a bottle of jager made my night look alot like this...
AnswerFortyTwox 9 months ago
how lang have yew been standing there ?!?!!??!!
goger9 9 months ago
Margaret Cho!!!!
XxRadioactiveGirlxX 10 months ago
DECK
LastOneStanding11 10 months ago
I mean Margaret cho Liz cho is from eyewitness news :) haha
hollistergal1011 10 months ago
Liz cho :) she is hilarious
hollistergal1011 10 months ago
Got text message fired this month. Thanks Kelly for making me laugh.
mkatseal 10 months ago
Heather: Kelly's F*CKING RAD!!! Family gives dirty looks :)
kourtneylee3 10 months ago
Heather: Kellys fuckin rad!!! Kelly: Awesome!! lmao
natedawg1618ify 10 months ago
gotta love mother grandma
Laney8898 10 months ago
B-R-A-K-E ? That's in your car dummy.
killajugg4l3tt3x 10 months ago 5
"KELLYS FUCKIN RAD"
... o_o ...
"..awesome.."
RedcrownX 10 months ago 4
please please dont eat the baby, dont eat the baby. haha thats a nice selection for dinner music ;)
wolf17202 10 months ago
"oh honey your so thin. you won't last through the winter." The woman is clearly drunk :)
wondakaiba93 10 months ago
"That's the ones who comes around looking for sex."
"Jesus stop it" ....
"Well he does .."
pamko96 11 months ago
"Kelly's frikin raad" ...
"awesome ..."
pamko96 11 months ago
Kelly's fucking rad lol
boyfriend? who wanna date her
don't have sex it's for married people haha
That's the guy who is always looking for sex
haha I'm say all the fucking family is rad
kckdiamondprincess 11 months ago
hahaha mother grandma
kckdiamondprincess 11 months ago
i love the song in the backround please dont the baby lol
furyboi12 1 year ago
And he plays with his asshole in the shower-LMAO
paramore12555 1 year ago 4
yeah kelly is frikin raddd
MinnimissAvril 1 year ago 7
have some whiskey honey,makes you feel better!!!!!
TheNale123 1 year ago 13
"G D IT.. G D IT!!"
Ohh that always gets me.
BryannaTehRandomz 1 year ago 2
2:58 you know shit's about to go down
Desi1231 1 year ago
4:52-5:00
MARGARET CHO.
Nomnomnom
jamespbrady 1 year ago
Hahaha lmfao "don't eat the daisies"!!!!! EFFIN' HILARIOUS VIDEO!!!!!!
jcpc2318 1 year ago
"I'm gonna spit until you shit! If you don't like it you can lick my fucking clit......for once!" LOL.
HurtMeSoul108 1 year ago 6
.....I died...laughing at the conversation of sex......Jesus I wish my family was that weird.
AmaterasuSuigetsuFan 1 year ago 3
5:56 that girl wwith the hat is HOT
MsElly101 1 year ago
I totally went back and checked the text message when she told him he didnt spell breaking right xD
lalaloso1 1 year ago
please, please, dont eat the daisys. (beginning song) xD
101FreakMusic 1 year ago
omg margaret cho!
iluvdeadroses 1 year ago
yeah my mate got that but i beat the shit out of him :D
SexinTing 1 year ago 2
good video
killerdemon304703 1 year ago
pshhhhh forget sending him a douche bag......send him a box of tampons lol
theEbonydagger 1 year ago
I had the txt message brake up before...it sucked.... he got a taste of his own medicine ... haha
Obsydanmoon 1 year ago
@Obsydanmoon me to ive had the same happen to me and the following morning i killed him by kicking his dignity in, he had no idea it was gonna happen and im pretty chuffed with myself. oh well he was a wanker anyway haha
emmycole100 1 year ago
HES PROLLY CALLING ME RIGHT NOW DECK!!
suckthere123 1 year ago
That old lady is so freaking hilarious
Demma13410 1 year ago 70
i kinda like the music :)
xMOWERYx 1 year ago
@xMOWERYx yeah samee:')
FamilyGuyCrazii 1 year ago
have some whiskey honey makes you feel better lol
vampiregir019 1 year ago 3
how long have you been standing there?
theYoda09 1 year ago 61
Kelly - I hope you're not wearing that
AlwaysRecording 1 year ago
isnt that britney spears at 5:30?
blyoungs 1 year ago
oh my gosh i sall that d#mn naighbor!!!!
nissans130 1 year ago
The Storm Troopers, too fuking cool!
doctortwyla 1 year ago
He was likee ''How long have you been standing there'' :o
MissJaacobBlack 1 year ago
lol go mothergrandma!
FunnyFilmsHRSS 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahaahhahaha lol love it subscribing now!!!!!!!!!!!
angelshantelle 1 year ago
haha the song playing in the background. "please, please dont eat the daisys dont eat the daisys please" wtf?
xxKoolKiid 1 year ago
What a deck :/
iiFrenchFrii 1 year ago
@iiFrenchFrii a dick
ikutsu2001 1 year ago
My favorite parts: I'M PISSED LIKE PRESIDENT BUSH BEING IN A GAY PARADE IN TEXAS, the chicks face at 5:25, and the random NSA chick eating chinese. XD Even NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY heard about this douchebag. LOL
Siixy66 1 year ago
lol the music playing in the background is killer *please, please dont eat the baby*
tylerhaunted 1 year ago
Have some whisky honey. Makes ya feel betta
katejessener 1 year ago
UR MY FBX FOREVER DUCK!
coolcourky 1 year ago
the chick at 5:32 looks like lindsay lohan before drugs
jennylover456 1 year ago
oh...looks like a dead person have some whisky honey makes you fell better!....0:59 1:11
sinnis53 1 year ago
OH MAH GAWD YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAK UP I MEAN WE GOT A DOG YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAK-UP I WANT ALL MY STUFF BACK! YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAK-UP!!!!!!! YOU STILL OH ME 1200 DOLLARS SHETBAGG!
ChristopherSmith2010 1 year ago
AHHH EX-B.EF. FOREVA BETCH!
ChrisSmithVideos2 1 year ago 2
@ChrisSmithVideos2 SO RIGHT!
ChristopherSmith2010 1 year ago
Kelly F*cken RAD ! !
I'll go Alana Moresset On You ! *Holy Shet* Bahahahaha!!
PaigeMarie96 1 year ago
@PaigeMarie96 its alanis morisette. shes a singer smarty
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tnymont77 1 year ago
nice
zantuary 1 year ago
Gotta love the random ass Stormtroopers in this vid. HAHA.
KElly IS fuckin rad!
DarkWacha 1 year ago
RI LAGOS
MariasCafe 1 year ago
Please, please, don't eat the daisys, don't eat the daisys...
SummyTheCannibal 1 year ago
This is my favorite,
87alsjth 1 year ago
fucken a
SakiKaori 1 year ago
U don't TEXT a breakup That's fucking stuipd
GIRfreak546 1 year ago
u can text message break-up ONLY when the person u breaking up with deserves it >:)
NarutoFan4Eva4 1 year ago
Heather: Kelly's fucking rad!!
Kelly: .....awesome....
XD If you don't like it, you can lick my fucking clit!For once!
Damn straight!!You cant text message breakup!!
Btw, the chics in this vid are soo hott.lol.
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awesome song and when she falls KELLYS FREAKING RAD how long have you been standing there XD
unojamericangurl 1 year ago
awesome song and when she falls KELLYS FREAKING RAD how long have you been standing there XD
unojamericangurl 1 year ago
Love the Stormtroopers talking about sending him a douchebag lol
NascarGal179 1 year ago 2
"And he plays with his ass in the shower" LMFAO
o0triipiiziin0o 1 year ago
a text message break up is the stupidest thing you could ever do especially after tw0 years BECAUSE KELLY IS FUCKING RAD!
michiru95 1 year ago
this happened to me with my ex he broke up with me through text even though we were talking! i think he just wanted to know my reaction but still!
princessofdeath119 1 year ago
"I'm gonna send that guy a douchebag in the mail."
Extolment 1 year ago
Was That Margaret Cho?
margaret46550 1 year ago
@margaret46550 yes it was lol. the second video shes been in ;) lol
NascarGal179 1 year ago
this is so funny i allmost pee my self XD lol
fireinme911 1 year ago
sex is for married people [x
ImNicoleBee 1 year ago 3
Lalwz "She looks like a dead person"
ninjaofthemist22 1 year ago 2
Hahahaha "HOW LONG HAVE U BEEN STANDING THERE?!"
mjlayolacola9482 1 year ago 2
but it rings lol oh one more kelly's fucki. rad
manafestluver111 1 year ago
"But it rings... o_o"
Tigerclaws63 1 year ago 5
Dude, this guy text message broke up with the girl I liked, and when I found out about it, I was beyond pissed! I wish I had hit him with a frying pan! Damn, why didn't I think of that!? Lol
DUDEMAN8800 1 year ago 2
kelly is so rad man
Deathnotelover95 1 year ago
LOL "You owe me 1200 dollars shetbog!"
lissygirl532 1 year ago
lol. so funnyyy (x
cookiemonster3231 1 year ago
she looks like ceryl cole.
maddiecool99 1 year ago
Deck!
SenceraStudios 1 year ago
Haha, Alanis Morissette <3
DonTouchMyShades 1 year ago
ROFL " How long have you been standing there?!?!"
AubrynVonStrange 1 year ago
GO KELLY
hotmadi101 1 year ago
good job mother grandma hit hi with the frying pan!!!lol luv it
caitwon 1 year ago
Hey, I play roller derby too! It's a great way to get your anger out.
ladygagalover9929 1 year ago
amence:L
ellewjx 1 year ago
Have a shot of whisky honey. Makes you feel betta ;D <3
EmoChicky06 1 year ago 4
Omq if mi fukin boyfriendd of 2 fukin yearzz broke upp wit mi thru fukin txt?!!!! I wuld fukin murder him!!!! After 2 fukin yearzBETCH!!!! Lmfao!Kelly is fukin rad!
tandi31 1 year ago
5:50 is really werid lol but its pretty cool with the music and sutff
MegaSwimmer16 1 year ago
grandma is funny LOL
marianotrujillo 1 year ago
KELLY IS FUCKING RAD!!! yes!!!!
toxicVOGUE 1 year ago
T-T my bf said he was moving away but he wasent he just wanted to break up with me and when i found out u broke his nose >=D
jadypup100 1 year ago
good.
DrangoWings 1 year ago
@jadypup100 i wud too if that happened to me. kudos to u, i admire you for doin that :)
BiteMeGRRRproduction 1 year ago
my bf txt message broke up with me two days ago T^T
tomboygirlhottie911 2 years ago
did you hit him for it?
DrangoWings 1 year ago
GO HEATHER!!!
cnrcomfort 2 years ago
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"YOU DECK!"lol kinda fnny but kinda waist of my time
zakster2222 2 years ago
im gonna send him a douchebag in the mail.
xIReMeDy 2 years ago 22
KELLYS FUCKING RAD.
xIReMeDy 2 years ago 113
YES SHE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jynni13 2 years ago
hehehe so funny
ttls1616 2 years ago 2
I love the dad before the music XD "GD! GD!" my grandparents do that, because they dont want to say god dammit and get sent to hell XD
kittey5212 2 years ago 4
Mother grandma says something not about wisky=everyone stares
wickedwizard22 2 years ago 3
hahaha sooooooo funny
iheartsoftball13 2 years ago
fuckin funny :)
ZexionsGurl1 2 years ago
this is fuchin hillorise
eh1777 2 years ago
WTF!! O_e
SasoriSeizmick 2 years ago
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3.Close your hand (fist)
4. Hold your hand at heart for 5 seconds
5. Send this to 3 more videos
6. Tomorrow will be the best day ever
it actually worked
Money- you will find a wad of $200 in cash
Love- Your crush or lover will kiss you or ask you out
7thSwell 2 years ago
what did Alanis Moirsette do??
katcove 2 years ago
she produced a song called crazy lol
MalfoysBtch 2 years ago
But..... that song's not about her flipping out on a guy. Is it just bc it's called Crazy?
katcove 2 years ago
yep basically shes saying im gonna go crazy on your ass lol
MalfoysBtch 2 years ago
hmm.... okay then. Thanks
katcove 2 years ago
this is my facorite one deck!
dancur4 2 years ago