EVERY TIME SATAN SHOVES A FIFTEEN POUND PINEAPPLE UP DEAR TODD'S ASS, SATAN WILL HOLLER: "BAM A RAM SLAM TAM, DID YOU LIKE THAT SON, HERE IS ANOTHER!".
Hi I'm God and I don't have anything to do with this. And most importantly I DON'T FUCKIN EXIST. Now try getting a real friend instead of imaginary one *facepalm*
I would be afraid to blaspheme the Holy Spirit of God in such way, that demonic infested Todd Bentley is another "leader" og the apostate modern corporate lukewarm Laodicean church. My people get out of her if you have eyes to see and ears to hear.
2 Tim 4:"3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; 4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables."
1 Cor 14:"37 If any man think himself to be a prophet, or spiritual, let him acknowledge that the things that I write unto you are the commandments of the Lord. 38 But if any man be ignorant, let him be ignorant. 39 Wherefore, brethren, covet to prophesy, and forbid not to speak with tongues. 40 Let all things be done decently and in order. "
Another wolf in sheeps clothing, another false teacher and a reprobate concerning the faith. Calling that drunken spirit of Jezebel the Holy Spirit...
@prayerlady1 We atheist should be proud and have every right to speak our truth as we allow others to make theirs. Atheists unite and spread the word of peace, love and truth through scientific evidence and reason. Who's with me?
@ItalianBlackheart123 you do realize that that can't offend me because i dont believe in magical things like: talking snakes, magical savior zombies, super sky daddies, and lakes of fire for the naughty. but you didn't realize that now did you dumbass?
this is not right this man is a fake
karlpower11 5 days ago
@karlpower11 The funny thing is that it's not. It's from one of those evangelical healing TV shows. Insane people, my friend.
RealmofJocken 3 days ago
There is nothing like this in the bible . This is more hypnose than any spiritual experience!
SuperEliasfg 1 week ago
@SuperEliasfg How can you deny gods ten inch penis?
Imhornydadcomeinside 1 week ago
@Imhornydadcomeinside kkkkkkkkkkkkkk funny!
SuperEliasfg 3 days ago
Pearl Jam FTW
Geckuno 1 week ago
EVERY TIME SATAN SHOVES A FIFTEEN POUND PINEAPPLE UP DEAR TODD'S ASS, SATAN WILL HOLLER: "BAM A RAM SLAM TAM, DID YOU LIKE THAT SON, HERE IS ANOTHER!".
jehovahuponyou 2 weeks ago
@jehovahuponyou
PS - BEST ENDING TO ANY TODDY BENTLIE VIDIO I EVER SAW - BRAVO!
jehovahuponyou 2 weeks ago
AHAHHAHAHA
1337ghost007 2 weeks ago
da fuque?
nooobie1 2 weeks ago
What the heck is this video about ???? Think it's Jesus??? No, it sounded like she was having a really mousey-sounding orgasm LOL
orangemod 3 weeks ago
lol
laugan 3 weeks ago
whutv anime?
CackleOfTheBanned 3 weeks ago
it looks like someone was going down on her lmao.
Eric1251 3 weeks ago
THIS IS NOT THE HOLY SPIRIT, BUT ACTUALLY A DEMONIC ONE. GOD HELP THESE PEOPLE HAVING THIS MAN'S HANDS LAID ON THEM.
jebeja 4 weeks ago
@jebeja you and anyone else who believes any of this shit are fucking retarded.
SmaragdineSage 3 weeks ago
Hi I'm God and I don't have anything to do with this. And most importantly I DON'T FUCKIN EXIST. Now try getting a real friend instead of imaginary one *facepalm*
Franktheman149 4 weeks ago
@Franktheman149 A creation without a Creator huh? Strawman arguments? *facepalm*
Kinosis79 2 weeks ago
this is so sad! :(
heatherbombshellx3 1 month ago
lol
SkepticStream 1 month ago
Lol, this is serious?
Doum92 1 month ago
What if I told you I was The Christ and I am back and looking for new desciples. What would your response be and why?
whitefire1997 1 month ago
What you just witnessed was demonic spirit possession.
drashan35 1 month ago
I would be afraid to blaspheme the Holy Spirit of God in such way, that demonic infested Todd Bentley is another "leader" og the apostate modern corporate lukewarm Laodicean church. My people get out of her if you have eyes to see and ears to hear.
2 Tim 4:"3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; 4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables."
MagnusShaman 1 month ago
1 Cor 14:"37 If any man think himself to be a prophet, or spiritual, let him acknowledge that the things that I write unto you are the commandments of the Lord. 38 But if any man be ignorant, let him be ignorant. 39 Wherefore, brethren, covet to prophesy, and forbid not to speak with tongues. 40 Let all things be done decently and in order. "
Another wolf in sheeps clothing, another false teacher and a reprobate concerning the faith. Calling that drunken spirit of Jezebel the Holy Spirit...
MagnusShaman 1 month ago
Damn, is that girl hot.
YOUSEFTECALB 1 month ago
hahahhAHAHAHA holy shit HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahAHAHAHA goddam these fundies are so fucking pathetic
lolwut6045 1 month ago
I've been to Pentecostal churches before and saw this first hand. It's total horseshit, and always hilarious to watch.
KaHabbful 1 month ago
lead urself to god
prayerlady1 1 month ago
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@prayerlady1 We atheist should be proud and have every right to speak our truth as we allow others to make theirs. Atheists unite and spread the word of peace, love and truth through scientific evidence and reason. Who's with me?
whitefire1997 1 month ago
Damn I wish I could orgasm like her
FornicateThySofa 1 month ago
Religion is a hell of a drug...
theangrychairman 1 month ago 2
I knew it, I fuckin knew it! Billy Mays is the Lord!
shmittyworman 1 month ago
who else is going to turn to jesus for next time ;) ? ^^
TutsModding 1 month ago
The Sky Bully approves.
ShrinkingDad 1 month ago
Feel the power of the magic toga fairy in the sky! Yikes really?
DimSimToughBitch 1 month ago
what is the animated portion from? that part is rad.
gardnergrendal 1 month ago
@gardnergrendal Its from the music video "do the evolution" by Pearl Jam.
Ramiromasters 1 month ago
I had my little brother close his eyes while I played this. His reaction: "Ugh, why the hell are you watching porn?!"
Spectre907 1 month ago
people believe in this shit?
J4cKn1ght 1 month ago
Jesus has a way with his hands...until they drove nails through them LOL
iamjordandavoll 1 month ago 4
@iamjordandavoll Have fun in hell :)
ItalianBlackheart123 1 month ago
@ItalianBlackheart123 you do realize that that can't offend me because i dont believe in magical things like: talking snakes, magical savior zombies, super sky daddies, and lakes of fire for the naughty. but you didn't realize that now did you dumbass?
iamjordandavoll 1 month ago
@iamjordandavoll Wait to Judgment day...im done,bye.
ItalianBlackheart123 1 month ago
I thought she was cumming lmfao
PUGS1688 1 month ago
Religion orgasm?
RTM666 1 month ago
Mortal Kombat would provide a remarkably appropriate soundtrack.
EtSomnio 1 month ago
Yup, glad I left the faith.
stoner031984 1 month ago
Emeril is going to sue this guy.
EvilDuckFilms 1 month ago
Jesus and his magic fingers
TutsModding 2 months ago in playlist My Personal Favs 4
That's what I call a second coming
TheGamerBrad 2 months ago 5
@TheGamerBrad how is this not the top comment?
iamjordandavoll 1 month ago
LMAO!!!!!!!
MegaBeast17 2 months ago
DYNAMITE!
TheUpdatedGamer 2 months ago
and... boom goes the dynamite
GxXTreme 2 months ago
This guy is guna replace the boomers for gears of war D:
chrisnakes 3 months ago
omg u wtfboomed me!!!
69mankini 3 months ago
finish it lord bam bam bam bam bam bam bam
thebeast5902 3 months ago
lol...jesus must have been fingering her good...
Freddeboy28 4 months ago
Prepare to be fucked by the long imaginary arm of the Lord.
BlumpProductions 4 months ago
my mom thought i was watching porn coz my volume was so loud -.-'
Franktheman149 4 months ago
she finally had an orgasm
osmanaj2002 5 months ago
i think he bammed a little to much...
xXTHEBRANDINIXx 5 months ago
FALSE TEACHER/LEADER/PASTOR
LionWebMedia 5 months ago
Is this how he impregnated Mary?
Enlightenedopinion92 5 months ago 53
This is the least offensive video i've seen with him in it. Great job. :)
SonodarDaeburn 6 months ago
whats the anime at the end? :(
berlingirlie 6 months ago
@berlingirlie
It's from a music video called Do the Evolution, heavy stuff.
cannonfodder4000 6 months ago
@cannonfodder4000 i love how the song + music video have a deep meaning and critizise our society. thank you so much for replying my friend :D
berlingirlie 6 months ago
the lord finished it witt a atomic bomb....
ic0nzz 7 months ago
I FUCKIGN DID THI SHIT!
sulsaboy 9 months ago
I did this >:O
sulsaboy 11 months ago
@sulsaboy Huh?
ZarathustraDK 11 months ago 3
@ZarathustraDK I DID THIS!! >:O
sulsaboy 11 months ago
@sulsaboy You did what?
ZarathustraDK 10 months ago
@ZarathustraDK I DID THIS!!!!! >:O
sulsaboy 10 months ago
@ZarathustraDK he did that ">:O"
DjKeeper 8 months ago 2
@DjKeeper The Simpsons did it! >:O
ZarathustraDK 8 months ago 21
@ZarathustraDK yo mama did it...
codyjshaw 2 months ago