@clarkg2003 You know, I was just playing Mario 3, and there was a point where I needed break a bunch of blocks with a Koopa shell. I was just going to walk off and let it keep bouncing, but then I remembered this video and stopped the shell so the Koopa could go free. >_<
If the Koopas wanted to stop him they should have jumped onto the shell. Picked him up taken him from between the pipes and let him come out. Everyone knows that's how it works.
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Mario's also killed some bosses that, despite their size, are actually babies (see Super Mario Galaxy's first boss for example). I guess the reason why Mario never talks is due to being such an empty and one-track minded being. D:
@METALMAN4Wii: Is there no justice?!? That man Malleo is a sociopath with a bone to pick, as seen when he talked down so venomously to his brother Weegee.
They are called "Koopas" because they are supposed to be reminiscent of "Kappas" from Japanese mythology. However, they do look a lot more like a turtle. But, whatever, it's a game for fuck's sake. Thank you, goodnight.
@IMZEECARTMAN though I love your username because it has cartman in it. But really? When you said "really? I thought the koopas were just the little brown guys" The little brown guys are called gumbas and the guys that are turtles are called koopa troopa. Now the turtles that fly are called koopa paratroopa and sometimes there red. Now before you go all psycho on reddragon52894 about you knowing Mario games I think you should reconsider it's obvious that you don't. Don't make yourself look a
and 2nd, your an idiot, i play mario all the time, its one of my favorite games. your an idiot, i probably know about it 10 times more than you. anyways, fuck off you moron, i dont even know you
@IMZEECATMAN hey jackass its called a typo and other then that y call they turtles? there not fuckin turtles u dumb fuck. they r called koopas so i wud think sum1 who claims they know mario alot better wud relize that mistake.
@reddragon52894 sooooo you had 6 typos? anyways, you are a fucking bean. even if they are called koompas, they still are turtles you fucking idiot, thats why when there in the shell theyre called "turtle shells"
@DarkSonic015 I bet you love justin Beaver. There is nothing wrong with Metal, Metal is the only genre that seems to make sence in this society these days. From My experience FUCK RAP (Not ICP, & Woo-Tang Clan), Fuck COUNTRY!!! Rock and metal are ways of life dissing metal and rock is discouraging countless millions of people out there who actually have Great taste in music!!
the familiar world he once held so dear rumbles around him,the constant painful bodily impacts,the empty blackness of his shell,the meaningless of solitary confinements forcing him into a constant state of nighilistic horror. what goes on in the themind of the koopa? what goes on in the mind in his endless,bouncing,HELL?! (suffering scene)
what lives in hell has mario brought opon the koopa? with the touch of plumbers merciless foot the innocent creature is damned to an endless series of torturess ricochets. a porpetual motion machine of misery, from which he cannot escape. days and nights pass,weeks become months,and months become years,efforts made to save him are futile,he is helpless of violent crimes that have perpetrated before his very eyes, his wife and family desert him,his friends mourn for him,then grow old,and die.
I can't believe Mario would do something like that. Talk about animal cruelty. PETA should be all over his ass! Better yet, the gang from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles should take turns ninja kicking him in the face! And all of this should take place in Soviet Russia, WHERE TURTLES STOMP YOU!
@robocop124
lol maybee maybee
baracporeboyz 1 year ago
This is so stupid. But also HILARIOUS.
goluigi10 1 year ago
0:30 "weeks have become months, months into years" reminded me of Twisted Metal 4 intro........( it was my favorite game on ps1 )
FixerNK 1 year ago
After watching this video I can never do this to any koopa ever again.
clarkg2003 1 year ago
@clarkg2003 You know, I was just playing Mario 3, and there was a point where I needed break a bunch of blocks with a Koopa shell. I was just going to walk off and let it keep bouncing, but then I remembered this video and stopped the shell so the Koopa could go free. >_<
PiccoloNamek 1 year ago 3
...OMFG U GUYS FUCKEN SUCKED
MasterUltraBall 1 year ago
If the Koopas wanted to stop him they should have jumped onto the shell. Picked him up taken him from between the pipes and let him come out. Everyone knows that's how it works.
Serpro19 1 year ago
this could be a good heavy metal song
pancakewafflebacon 1 year ago
1:16-1:19 my brain distorts
MauriSkato 1 year ago
Wow that is hell
LS1651 1 year ago
great... |( now i feel bad for the koopa :@ :D
krisman3 1 year ago
thuimbs up if your the 412,904 th viewer!
mAg0mAN19 1 year ago 2
This is funny as hell!
DragonLord1975 1 year ago
this sounds like RichAlverez :P
Pennywisea 1 year ago
Real intresting - Think about some Thing!
orguggemada 1 year ago
Sandman2646 1 year ago 47
Now we all know,red koopas are jewish
PaulThePuppetier 1 year ago
I just like figureing out which CH staff member voices what characters
CAZekany 1 year ago
And who gave-a you permission to talka da table?!
Ztormzz 1 year ago
the turtle eventually came back out when i played it
MdMedia21 1 year ago
LOL, I always did sorta wonder about the turtle
Mwahohoho 1 year ago
who gave'a you, permission to TALK AT DEH TABLE
allofoneblood 1 year ago
I feel so terrible for all the koopas to whom I have damned with ETERNAL HELL!!! Lol and who-a gave-a you permission to talk at the table lmao!
noahdude412 1 year ago 2
animal planet for the damned :D
simpsons111222333 1 year ago
Ah. It wouldn't be so bad. He'd probably stop after a while.
thenexttsar 1 year ago
who gave you permission to talk at the table. lol.
sithhunter09 1 year ago
That is the mopst badass voice evar. "Nyhalistic and substancial HORRAR."
halowarrior1000 1 year ago
@halowarrior1000 yeah :D i totally want that voice when i grow xD
krisman3 1 year ago
oh man, now I feal bad for all of thoes koopas I did that too over the years,
MrJperez1083 1 year ago 2
lmfao the end was like cherry on a pie.
babe998 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
couldn't we get rid of one of the pipes
xavierbot 1 year ago
Reminds me of 90's thrash metal.
GreenShark4 1 year ago
that was brilliant lmao
ScorchinBeats 1 year ago
can't embed in facebook = lame
TheBurgonian330 1 year ago
You'd think after all those years someone would think of stopping him by stepping on his shell...
XxHeyItsEricaxX 1 year ago
that - was - BRILLIANT!!
FranklenWylder 1 year ago
Damn you to hell, MARIOOOO!
RobinsTaste 1 year ago
i feel like such a jerk now for doing this...HOW MANY GREEN KOOPA TROOPS HAVE I DAMNED FOR ALL ETERNITY?!
LittlePikachu 1 year ago 3
@LittlePikachu Me too...I feel so guilty :(
divinegod102 1 year ago
Save the Turtle......!
METALMAN4Wii 1 year ago
I love watching this kind of videos
yakkahDotCom 1 year ago
LOVE this vid....funny,and creative. I swear this crossed my mind before....wow,that was a long time ago.THE game to play,in it's day.
noblepuker 1 year ago
Throw another shell in there... then see what happens...
GhilledM21 1 year ago
I think he takes a piss and takes a dump.
ChapterGames78 1 year ago
Mario's also killed some bosses that, despite their size, are actually babies (see Super Mario Galaxy's first boss for example). I guess the reason why Mario never talks is due to being such an empty and one-track minded being. D:
PhilipEbanks 1 year ago
@PhilipEbanks It was self defence no court would convict him. well maybe the court from Mario sunshine would......?
METALMAN4Wii 1 year ago
@METALMAN4Wii: Is there no justice?!? That man Malleo is a sociopath with a bone to pick, as seen when he talked down so venomously to his brother Weegee.
PhilipEbanks 1 year ago
wow after watching this awesome vid for like 20 times i saw the david star on koopas grave
soulripper030792 1 year ago
Wwhy cant a paratroopa save him?
hermiewhat 1 year ago
Talk at tha table
VampierBoB 1 year ago
And who gave you Permission to touch-a the table ?!? XD
MQvideoz 1 year ago
poor koopa
TheIncredibleMasterA 1 year ago
what a prick
R3ploidZ3RO 1 year ago
How can a Ghost die? :P
freestylecjm 1 year ago 2
@freestylecjm the ghost went to heaven :D
ZoraXUnited 1 year ago 2
They are called "Koopas" because they are supposed to be reminiscent of "Kappas" from Japanese mythology. However, they do look a lot more like a turtle. But, whatever, it's a game for fuck's sake. Thank you, goodnight.
EphraimJWitchwood 1 year ago
@IMZEECARTMAN.... like an idiot... But I guess I'm too late.
666ninjanena 1 year ago
@IMZEECARTMAN though I love your username because it has cartman in it. But really? When you said "really? I thought the koopas were just the little brown guys" The little brown guys are called gumbas and the guys that are turtles are called koopa troopa. Now the turtles that fly are called koopa paratroopa and sometimes there red. Now before you go all psycho on reddragon52894 about you knowing Mario games I think you should reconsider it's obvious that you don't. Don't make yourself look a
666ninjanena 1 year ago
I'll never look at those pipes the same way again.
MaxxTroupe 1 year ago
i thought lakitu was crippled, because why else would he need a cloud?
whirlwind14 1 year ago
what song is this supposed to be?
SJPKvideos 1 year ago
umm thats not koopa, thats a turtle shell
IMZEECATMAN 1 year ago
@IMZEECATMAN im going to murder you for how much u FAIL
tx16horton 1 year ago
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@tx16horton im going to murder you for how stupid you are....
IMZEECATMAN 1 year ago
@tx16horton please do, apparently he knows not the difference between A Koopa Troopa, and Bowser.
XXNeMo818XX 1 year ago
@IMZEECATMAN yes they are, in fact they are the green koopa troopas...the koopa you're familiar with is bowser... :)
ruztygitz 1 year ago
@ruztygitz really? i thought the koopas were just the little brown guys
IMZEECATMAN 1 year ago
@IMZEECATMAN the brown guyz were the gumbas (or goombas)... :D
ruztygitz 1 year ago
@IMZEECATMAN u obviouslynvr played mario so u hella fail stfu for thing u dont no about
reddragon52894 1 year ago
@reddragon52894 ok, first off, learn to spell.
and 2nd, your an idiot, i play mario all the time, its one of my favorite games. your an idiot, i probably know about it 10 times more than you. anyways, fuck off you moron, i dont even know you
IMZEECATMAN 1 year ago
@IMZEECATMAN hey jackass its called a typo and other then that y call they turtles? there not fuckin turtles u dumb fuck. they r called koopas so i wud think sum1 who claims they know mario alot better wud relize that mistake.
reddragon52894 1 year ago
@reddragon52894 sooooo you had 6 typos? anyways, you are a fucking bean. even if they are called koompas, they still are turtles you fucking idiot, thats why when there in the shell theyre called "turtle shells"
IMZEECATMAN 1 year ago
just a suggestion to everyone would you please stop asking for thumbs up on your comments it gets really annoying... thumbs up if you agree *wink* =]
ThePr242 1 year ago 2
What-a turtle... And who gave-a you, permission to TALK AT THE TABLE?!!?
Xitrax 1 year ago
I feel SOOO guilty now.
TheRoyalAquamaster 1 year ago
@TheRoyalAquamaster Why? Have you left many koopas bouncing between two pipes in those mario games?
dodiswatchbobobo 1 year ago
that must suck
willeo1234 1 year ago
ur shirt is black not
mapledelux 1 year ago
poor koopa
1752Alex 1 year ago
A Jewish Koopa, Catholic Goomba, and Agnostic Plant.
Hollywoodx21x 1 year ago 2
only thing that does not make sence is why didnt they just break down one of the pipes.
xxROBLOXxx 1 year ago
and who gave you permission to talk at the table lol :D
superluigi53 1 year ago 2
410 people missed the thumbs up button..
thumbs if u agree
coolkid0310 1 year ago 67
@coolkid0310
Thumbs up Whore!
bIoodslash 1 year ago
@coolkid0310 I voted you down just because.
TheElijahGarcia 1 year ago 11
@coolkid0310 420 people are koopas
AniM4st3r 1 year ago
@coolkid0310 oh shit i missed your thumbs up on your ocmment
MrGaberthegamer 1 year ago
@coolkid0310 Awww...It looks like 13,539 people missed the thumbs up button. Just messin lol.
theyhavepeabrains 1 year ago
@coolkid0310 Stop hogging my thumbs.
fannypakluv 1 year ago
@fannypakluv neva
coolkid0310 1 year ago
@coolkid0310 I'd prefer to shove your thumb up your ass, thumb whore.
ShadowkingA321 1 year ago
And Jack Thompson was complaining about gta.
KB3594 1 year ago 38
You are as funny as Ray William Johnson except you aren't sexist, racist and just crude, which is great ! Keep it up !
willchayz 1 year ago
haha all of your vids are funny, but the mario and sonic ones are the best.You guys should make more
TheAngelo2431 1 year ago
TIP: if you are getting any annoying commercials simply just reload the page :)
snipes081 1 year ago
in all the collegehumor videos, why is mario always such a cunt? XD
ed1222 1 year ago
@ed1222 lol cuz its funny to see our hero so creul to others
snipes081 1 year ago
mario is a giant DICK!! lol but maybe that koopa deserved it
cojocoolio 1 year ago
I did
A1EPICKILL 1 year ago
soo the boo dies but the KOOPA doesnt? lol
JEDii34 1 year ago 4
0:01
drummerCBqc 1 year ago
Another Koopa shell must be thrown between the pipes to end this suffering. Which Koopa among us will to make such a noble sacrifice?
Drunkenprophet23 1 year ago 3
mario is such a cunt in collegehumor
Patamon246 1 year ago
next time i see a koopa between two objects il think twice v .v
SligStorm65 1 year ago
I was watching the koopa's hell and the next video I see is Christian based....
msh11201996 1 year ago
o_o How does Boo die?
TimberWolfCub 1 year ago
@TimberWolfCub Ghostbusters? :P
ProfiStunts08 1 year ago
@ProfiStunts08 Oh dear god, not Slimer. D|
TimberWolfCub 1 year ago
so, koopa isnt dying of age?
TheIncia 1 year ago
And, who? GAVE YOU THE PERMISSION TO TALK AT THE TABLE?!!!!
GokzTT 1 year ago
lol jewish koopa 0:46
RawrNinjaBurgers 1 year ago
what have i done
darkmaster6sick4 1 year ago
all those years... all those koopa's... WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!
jayparrish1 1 year ago
nnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooo kooopa
TheCoyso 1 year ago
XDDDDD
soberdude84 1 year ago
this is not fckin funny
jakeo96 1 year ago
@MegaEpictroll wtf is your problem dick? grow a sense of humor, if someone thinks you have no life they dont say IM GONNA TROLL U
gabefett 1 year ago
@DarkSonic015 I bet you love justin Beaver. There is nothing wrong with Metal, Metal is the only genre that seems to make sence in this society these days. From My experience FUCK RAP (Not ICP, & Woo-Tang Clan), Fuck COUNTRY!!! Rock and metal are ways of life dissing metal and rock is discouraging countless millions of people out there who actually have Great taste in music!!
DrillTeam99 1 year ago
@DrillTeam99 I didn't put down Rock just Metal.
DarkSonic015 1 year ago
@DrillTeam99 no country what about Johhny Cash
lvlustaineHero 1 year ago
@DrillTeam99 metal sucks fucking dick
a9uila14 1 year ago
0_0
gameboy123able1 1 year ago
1:21
mario is eating a dead cheep cheep.
SashimiQ 1 year ago
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SashimiQ 1 year ago
@Averex8
And who gave-a you permission to TALK ADA VIDEO
theflamer44 1 year ago
Fuck this video... Itz bullshit
babyluvr96 1 year ago
i didnt know that red koopas are jewish... :D
shortycc13 1 year ago
this video deserves 20 million views
i mean...how can you not watch this 57 times a day?
RolinTW 1 year ago 4
i dont want to join the army, fuk that
burnticeblues 1 year ago
who a gave a you permission to comment on the VIDEO!!!
IopKard 1 year ago
This Riff is so bad ass. Thumbs up if you agree
Ohyeah171 1 year ago 34
i never thought of it that way :'( *sniff* im sorry koopa troopa and koppa and hammer bro and para troopaand uhhh others!
banamina 1 year ago
lol. love it:)
VanHalenfreak9 1 year ago
cant you just turn of the supper nintendo
dannyhalofan 1 year ago 2
Shouldn't the koopa have died of hunger and thirst or old age?
Averex8 1 year ago 2
@Averex8 nope turtles can eat there legs and parrts of there stomachs before dying(true fact)
banamina 1 year ago
@banamina He should still age though and his arms and legs will only last him for a little while so he should have still died of hunger and thirst.
Averex8 1 year ago
@banamina @Averex8 i think you guys are taking this a little too seriously
sdps4life 1 year ago
@Averex8 who-ah gave-ah you permission to talk on the youtube
englishnanny12345 1 year ago
@englishnanny12345 LOL I'll be quiet.
Averex8 1 year ago
who gave you permission to talk at the table!
xFIRERUSHx 1 year ago 2
THis is my favorite collegehumor video for some reason.
1purplemimi 1 year ago
the familiar world he once held so dear rumbles around him,the constant painful bodily impacts,the empty blackness of his shell,the meaningless of solitary confinements forcing him into a constant state of nighilistic horror. what goes on in the themind of the koopa? what goes on in the mind in his endless,bouncing,HELL?! (suffering scene)
THEREALVITO 1 year ago
what lives in hell has mario brought opon the koopa? with the touch of plumbers merciless foot the innocent creature is damned to an endless series of torturess ricochets. a porpetual motion machine of misery, from which he cannot escape. days and nights pass,weeks become months,and months become years,efforts made to save him are futile,he is helpless of violent crimes that have perpetrated before his very eyes, his wife and family desert him,his friends mourn for him,then grow old,and die.
THEREALVITO 1 year ago
I can't believe Mario would do something like that. Talk about animal cruelty. PETA should be all over his ass! Better yet, the gang from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles should take turns ninja kicking him in the face! And all of this should take place in Soviet Russia, WHERE TURTLES STOMP YOU!
FatherOfGray 1 year ago 2
I'm nice I stop the koopa...then pick him up and toss him into a chasm or some lava.
Fawie42 1 year ago 3
Why is everyone so mean to nick? The Koopa bounces X times a second and is on screen for Y seconds, so X times Y = 322.
Vlogtimusprime 1 year ago 10
@Vlogtimusprime 322? then it's CBB. CBB backwards is BBC. BBC (british tv company) is hell?
TheLondonGuy123 1 year ago
@TheLondonGuy123 duh!
dodiswatchbobobo 1 year ago
Oh please. The koopa simply de-loads from the universe when mario goes far enough away. XD
nintendork64 1 year ago
D:
I feel like a bad person now .
R.I.P Green Stuck Behind Pipes Koopa
DarkLink7337 1 year ago
holy shit, never doing that agein!
JPX123 1 year ago
do, what does happen in the koopa's mind, like words maybe?
YouWantACandy 1 year ago
how does a boo die again
syndromed1 1 year ago 2
I feel sorry for every Koopa I did that to.
ZeldaFan1985 1 year ago 3
gawd, this was hillariouse
meepfeet 1 year ago
wait, wasnt he trapped between those pipes anyway?
Respectthegore365 1 year ago 41
@Respectthegore365 but he was able to see,at least
PaulThePuppetier 1 year ago
@PaulThePuppetier what difference would it make?
Respectthegore365 1 year ago
mario's a heartless prik.
Respectthegore365 1 year ago
Damn Now I'm never gonna hurt another Koopa while playin Mario it'll make it hard as hell but this vid changed my perspective
jaxblade07 1 year ago
0:01 to skip ads.
1119king 1 year ago 2
@1119king not workig D:
Respectthegore365 1 year ago
@1119king Or get Adblock Plus for Firefox
YepX 1 year ago
Wow, I think they've hit the nail on the head about hell. It can't get much worse than that
Nothwithstanding 1 year ago
wownext time i play mario im not gona jump on a koopa
PikachuBen 1 year ago
poor luigi
MeAreMeGoesMOO 1 year ago
You should make a video where koopa gets out for mario cart where he gets revenge.
Ebonywolve1176 1 year ago
Mario is such an asshole.
ChakaGon 1 year ago 62
@ChakaGon Who... Gave you! Permission coment on this page!
justukaslietuvis 1 year ago
it turned from super mario bros 3 to supar mario world LOL
ha10rulz 1 year ago
"Who gave you permissen to talk at the table!"
Nanomite360 1 year ago
Eww, 1:16
TheZirock 1 year ago
The koopa will suffer untill he dies! Evil Mario... no wonder he controls Luigi.
TheRedfire555 1 year ago