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  • @robocop124

    lol maybee maybee

  • This is so stupid. But also HILARIOUS.

  • 0:30 "weeks have become months, months into years" reminded me of Twisted Metal 4 intro........( it was my favorite game on ps1 )

  • After watching this video I can never do this to any koopa ever again.

  • @clarkg2003 You know, I was just playing Mario 3, and there was a point where I needed break a bunch of blocks with a Koopa shell. I was just going to walk off and let it keep bouncing, but then I remembered this video and stopped the shell so the Koopa could go free. >_<

  • ...OMFG U GUYS FUCKEN SUCKED

  • If the Koopas wanted to stop him they should have jumped onto the shell. Picked him up taken him from between the pipes and let him come out. Everyone knows that's how it works.

  • this could be a good heavy metal song

  • 1:16-1:19 my brain distorts

  • Wow that is hell

  • great... |( now i feel bad for the koopa :@ :D

  • thuimbs up if your the 412,904 th viewer!

  • This is funny as hell!

  • this sounds like RichAlverez :P

  • Real intresting - Think about some Thing!

  • thumbs if u agree thumbs if u agree thumbs if u agree thumbs if u agree thumbs if u agree thumbs if u agree thumbs if u agree thumbs if u agree thumbs if u agree thumbs if u agree thumbs if u agree thumbs if u agree thumbs if u agree thumbs if u agree thumbs if u agree SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU THUMB WHORE!!
  • Now we all know,red koopas are jewish

  • I just like figureing out which CH staff member voices what characters

  • And who gave-a you permission to talka da table?!

  • the turtle eventually came back out when i played it

  • LOL, I always did sorta wonder about the turtle

  • who gave'a you, permission to TALK AT DEH TABLE

  • I feel so terrible for all the koopas to whom I have damned with ETERNAL HELL!!! Lol and who-a gave-a you permission to talk at the table lmao!

  • animal planet for the damned :D

  • Ah. It wouldn't be so bad. He'd probably stop after a while.

  • who gave you permission to talk at the table. lol.

  • That is the mopst badass voice evar. "Nyhalistic and substancial HORRAR."

  • @halowarrior1000 yeah :D i totally want that voice when i grow xD

  • oh man, now I feal bad for all of thoes koopas I did that too over the years,

  • lmfao the end was like cherry on a pie.

  • Reminds me of 90's thrash metal.

  • that was brilliant lmao

  • can't embed in facebook = lame

  • You'd think after all those years someone would think of stopping him by stepping on his shell...

  • that - was - BRILLIANT!!

  • Damn you to hell, MARIOOOO!

  • i feel like such a jerk now for doing this...HOW MANY GREEN KOOPA TROOPS HAVE I DAMNED FOR ALL ETERNITY?!

  • @LittlePikachu Me too...I feel so guilty :(

  • Save the Turtle......! 

  • I love watching this kind of videos

  • LOVE this vid....funny,and creative. I swear this crossed my mind before....wow,that was a long time ago.THE game to play,in it's day.

  • Throw another shell in there... then see what happens...

  • I think he takes a piss and takes a dump.

  • Mario's also killed some bosses that, despite their size, are actually babies (see Super Mario Galaxy's first boss for example). I guess the reason why Mario never talks is due to being such an empty and one-track minded being. D:

  • @PhilipEbanks It was self defence no court would convict him. well maybe the court from Mario sunshine would......?

  • @METALMAN4Wii: Is there no justice?!? That man Malleo is a sociopath with a bone to pick, as seen when he talked down so venomously to his brother Weegee.

  • wow after watching this awesome vid for like 20 times i saw the david star on koopas grave

  • Wwhy cant a paratroopa save him?

  • Talk at tha table

  • And who gave you Permission to touch-a the table ?!? XD

  • poor koopa

  • what a prick

    

  • How can a Ghost die? :P

  • @freestylecjm the ghost went to heaven :D

  • They are called "Koopas" because they are supposed to be reminiscent of "Kappas" from Japanese mythology. However, they do look a lot more like a turtle. But, whatever, it's a game for fuck's sake. Thank you, goodnight.

  • @IMZEECARTMAN.... like an idiot... But I guess I'm too late.

  • @IMZEECARTMAN though I love your username because it has cartman in it. But really? When you said "really? I thought the koopas were just the little brown guys" The little brown guys are called gumbas and the guys that are turtles are called koopa troopa. Now the turtles that fly are called koopa paratroopa and sometimes there red. Now before you go all psycho on reddragon52894 about you knowing Mario games I think you should reconsider it's obvious that you don't. Don't make yourself look a

  • I'll never look at those pipes the same way again.

  • i thought lakitu was crippled, because why else would he need a cloud?

  • what song is this supposed to be?

  • umm thats not koopa, thats a turtle shell

  • @IMZEECATMAN im going to murder you for how much u FAIL

  • @tx16horton please do, apparently he knows not the difference between A Koopa Troopa, and Bowser.

  • @IMZEECATMAN yes they are, in fact they are the green koopa troopas...the koopa you're familiar with is bowser... :)

  • @ruztygitz really? i thought the koopas were just the little brown guys

  • @IMZEECATMAN the brown guyz were the gumbas (or goombas)... :D

  • @IMZEECATMAN u obviouslynvr played mario so u hella fail stfu for thing u dont no about

  • @reddragon52894 ok, first off, learn to spell.

    and 2nd, your an idiot, i play mario all the time, its one of my favorite games. your an idiot, i probably know about it 10 times more than you. anyways, fuck off you moron, i dont even know you

  • @IMZEECATMAN hey jackass its called a typo and other then that y call they turtles? there not fuckin turtles u dumb fuck. they r called koopas so i wud think sum1 who claims they know mario alot better wud relize that mistake.

  • @reddragon52894 sooooo you had 6 typos? anyways, you are a fucking bean. even if they are called koompas, they still are turtles you fucking idiot, thats why when there in the shell theyre called "turtle shells"

  • just a suggestion to everyone would you please stop asking for thumbs up on your comments it gets really annoying... thumbs up if you agree *wink* =]

  • What-a turtle... And who gave-a you, permission to TALK AT THE TABLE?!!?

  • I feel SOOO guilty now.

  • @TheRoyalAquamaster Why? Have you left many koopas bouncing between two pipes in those mario games?

  • that must suck

  • ur shirt is black not

  • poor koopa

  • A Jewish Koopa, Catholic Goomba, and Agnostic Plant.

  • only thing that does not make sence is why didnt they just break down one of the pipes.

  • and who gave you permission to talk at the table lol :D

  • 410 people missed the thumbs up button..

    thumbs if u agree

  • @coolkid0310

    Thumbs up Whore!

  • @coolkid0310 I voted you down just because.

  • @coolkid0310 420 people are koopas

  • @coolkid0310 oh shit i missed your thumbs up on your ocmment

  • @coolkid0310 Awww...It looks like 13,539 people missed the thumbs up button. Just messin lol.

  • @coolkid0310 Stop hogging my thumbs.

  • @fannypakluv neva

  • @coolkid0310 I'd prefer to shove your thumb up your ass, thumb whore.

  • And Jack Thompson was complaining about gta.

  • You are as funny as Ray William Johnson except you aren't sexist, racist and just crude, which is great ! Keep it up !

  • haha all of your vids are funny, but the mario and sonic ones are the best.You guys should make more

  • TIP: if you are getting any annoying commercials simply just reload the page :)

  • in all the collegehumor videos, why is mario always such a cunt? XD

  • @ed1222 lol cuz its funny to see our hero so creul to others

  • mario is a giant DICK!! lol but maybe that koopa deserved it

  • I did

  • soo the boo dies but the KOOPA doesnt? lol

  • 0:01

    

  • Another Koopa shell must be thrown between the pipes to end this suffering. Which Koopa among us will to make such a noble sacrifice?

  • mario is such a cunt in collegehumor

  • next time i see a koopa between two objects il think twice v .v

  • I was watching the koopa's hell and the next video I see is Christian based....

  • o_o How does Boo die?

  • @TimberWolfCub Ghostbusters? :P

  • @ProfiStunts08 Oh dear god, not Slimer. D|

  • so, koopa isnt dying of age?

  • And, who? GAVE YOU THE PERMISSION TO TALK AT THE TABLE?!!!!

  • lol jewish koopa 0:46

  • what have i done

  • all those years... all those koopa's... WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!

  • nnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooo­o kooopa

  • XDDDDD

  • this is not fckin funny

  • @MegaEpictroll wtf is your problem dick? grow a sense of humor, if someone thinks you have no life they dont say IM GONNA TROLL U

  • @DarkSonic015 I bet you love justin Beaver. There is nothing wrong with Metal, Metal is the only genre that seems to make sence in this society these days. From My experience FUCK RAP (Not ICP, & Woo-Tang Clan), Fuck COUNTRY!!! Rock and metal are ways of life dissing metal and rock is discouraging countless millions of people out there who actually have Great taste in music!!

  • @DrillTeam99 I didn't put down Rock just Metal.

  • @DrillTeam99 no country what about Johhny Cash

  • @DrillTeam99 metal sucks fucking dick

  • 0_0

  • 1:21

    mario is eating a dead cheep cheep.

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  • @Averex8

    And who gave-a you permission to TALK ADA VIDEO

  • Fuck this video... Itz bullshit

  • i didnt know that red koopas are jewish... :D

  • this video deserves 20 million views

    i mean...how can you not watch this 57 times a day?

  • i dont want to join the army, fuk that

  • who a gave a you permission to comment on the VIDEO!!!

  • This Riff is so bad ass. Thumbs up if you agree

  • i never thought of it that way :'( *sniff* im sorry koopa troopa and koppa and hammer bro and para troopaand uhhh others!

  • lol. love it:)

  • cant you just turn of the supper nintendo

  • Shouldn't the koopa have died of hunger and thirst or old age?

  • @Averex8 nope turtles can eat there legs and parrts of there stomachs before dying(true fact)

  • @banamina He should still age though and his arms and legs will only last him for a little while so he should have still died of hunger and thirst.

  • @banamina @Averex8 i think you guys are taking this a little too seriously

  • @Averex8 who-ah gave-ah you permission to talk on the youtube

  • @englishnanny12345 LOL I'll be quiet.

  • who gave you permission to talk at the table!

  • THis is my favorite collegehumor video for some reason.

  • the familiar world he once held so dear rumbles around him,the constant painful bodily impacts,the empty blackness of his shell,the meaningless of solitary confinements forcing him into a constant state of nighilistic horror. what goes on in the themind of the koopa? what goes on in the mind in his endless,bouncing,HELL?! (suffering scene)

  • what lives in hell has mario brought opon the koopa? with the touch of plumbers merciless foot the innocent creature is damned to an endless series of torturess ricochets. a porpetual motion machine of misery, from which he cannot escape. days and nights pass,weeks become months,and months become years,efforts made to save him are futile,he is helpless of violent crimes that have perpetrated before his very eyes, his wife and family desert him,his friends mourn for him,then grow old,and die.

  • I can't believe Mario would do something like that. Talk about animal cruelty. PETA should be all over his ass! Better yet, the gang from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles should take turns ninja kicking him in the face! And all of this should take place in Soviet Russia, WHERE TURTLES STOMP YOU!

  • I'm nice I stop the koopa...then pick him up and toss him into a chasm or some lava.

  • Why is everyone so mean to nick? The Koopa bounces X times a second and is on screen for Y seconds, so X times Y = 322.

  • @Vlogtimusprime 322? then it's CBB. CBB backwards is BBC. BBC (british tv company) is hell?

  • Oh please. The koopa simply de-loads from the universe when mario goes far enough away. XD

  • D:

    I feel like a bad person now .

    R.I.P Green Stuck Behind Pipes Koopa

  • holy shit, never doing that agein!

  • do, what does happen in the koopa's mind, like words maybe?

  • how does a boo die again

  • I feel sorry for every Koopa I did that to.

  • gawd, this was hillariouse

  • wait, wasnt he trapped between those pipes anyway?

  • @Respectthegore365 but he was able to see,at least

  • @PaulThePuppetier what difference would it make?

  • mario's a heartless prik.

  • Damn Now I'm never gonna hurt another Koopa while playin Mario it'll make it hard as hell but this vid changed my perspective

  • 0:01 to skip ads.

  • @1119king not workig D:

  • @1119king Or get Adblock Plus for Firefox

  • Wow, I think they've hit the nail on the head about hell. It can't get much worse than that

  • wownext time i play mario im not gona jump on a koopa

  • poor luigi

  • You should make a video where koopa gets out for mario cart where he gets revenge.

  • Mario is such an asshole.

  • @ChakaGon Who... Gave you! Permission coment on this page!

  • it turned from super mario bros 3 to supar mario world LOL

  • "Who gave you permissen to talk at the table!"

  • Eww, 1:16

  • The koopa will suffer untill he dies! Evil Mario... no wonder he controls Luigi.