I'm an Asshole by Dennis Leary (Uncensored)

[Harrisononthesack]

Love this song...not crazy about the american flag part! but to each his own!

[doireallyneed1]

Who wrote the music for this tune? I've always liked it .

[violin99]

I love being an asshole!!! lol

Fuck everybody!!

[fawks311]

cuz wweeeeeeeeeeeeee got the bomb lol lol

[braeden113]

i did this for karaoke(not sure its spelled right) sounds good right? it was at school and the staff didnt think it was so great, but i got a students favorite award!

[MULLENisJEBUS]

this guy is kick ass check out his stand up like coffe and smoking unless ur some ball sucking hippie then u'll cry and shit ur pants

[ottvalley]

outstanding song

[ianhalen1000]

Bill Hicks ripp off merchant. Bitch.

[jdoggybizzle]

my themesong

[60srocker46]

what an asshole

[beanieostrich]

I want the girl @ 1:15.

[Milhail]

OH GOD ITS EDGAR FRIENDLY

[jimswe]

Don't you have somone to kill?

[Milhail]

isnt there a thought repeating in that barbaric brain of yours? a name? mr friendly? mr edgar friendly? DONT YOU HAVE SOMEONE TO KILL?

[idislikeboiledpeanut]

haha nice way to describe dennis leary.

[ERICHOLDS]

welten17 you are an asshole try not to suck any dick today

[hereosan]

name on orginal? (:

[SockPuppetTroll]

I fav this every couple of months.

[seatspud]

I always picture the guys from Jackass frolicking to this song, what do you think?

[SpontaneousProduct]

he sounds like soldier from team fortress 2 xD

[ladibugg9601]

okay. I really dont get his point. So he's an asshole...welcome to america!

[Grillare]

Yeah. He's an asshole. How can you not get that? :\

[mobby32]

he stole that from louis ck

[welten17]

The idea came from people like GW Bush. Good conservatives are ass-holes.

[Parodox306]

Those truly are, words to live by.

[nealymaster]

song of my life right here

[MrRobbo246]

reminds me of myself so well :P

[animeloverryan85]

You got to love the way he talks about John Wayne, because if John Wayne really was alive today, he would go on a rampage, not just because of being frozen but just because of seeing america of how it is today.

[Kingsammich2]

This song fits me well. I love it. 1:48 I was dying laughing.

[SubIfYouLikeMe]

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[oO0ZeeBiSh0Oo]

Hahaa lol You're all arseholes

[PirateKing666]

whats the significance of the hands on the grill

[popadopalis100]

the dukes not dead

[bohemianwriter1]

It's all right mate.

I feel like that every day I get out of a bloody job I hate, dreaming about writing the truth about you assholes!! :-)

[MrDopple]

After Van Jones comment, calling the Republicans such as myself assholes, I would like to make this our official anthem. Proudly.

[thenewgreenlanter1]

you know why cause we gt the bombs

[dudishgirly]

i like the course

=-]

[thef2prsskiller]

this video describes me...that is why it is awesome

[holyboddy]

you are an asshole you know that!

[SubIfYouLikeMe]

me too...

[jakethreesixty]

my theme song too...........

[salvo711]

Awesome, awesome song... so funny :D

[fawks311]

I'm just a regular joe ...I love the fact he can say he is a asshole most of us are assholes but we never call are selfs on it

[RollingThunderHorse]

I crack up no matter how many times I watch this video! Dennis Leary rocks!

[Th3lastk1ng]

I would rate this vid 5 stars but im too much of an arsehole to do it verry poor losers

[somebodysomething]

Good Video 5 Star's

Makes the Song Funnyer Cuz He's trying not to crack up when he singing the verse about driving slowly in the in the ultra fast lane, and when he talking about Parks in handicap spaces watch is face lol prizeless

[gurthang112]

sometimes I park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces!

[pyromaster2]

i am an asshole and I'm proud of it

[KDOGLEY]

What an asshole

[salvo711]

why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal...

[jiffi36]

two words, Nuclear fucking weapons

[TMRonin85]

Which album is this song from?

[stankk123]

im gunna call all of u ppl on here lil fuckers for no reason and u know y? cuz im an asshole and proud of it

[bubbs0643]

And there is no way you can back up what you say, but hell, you don't care.

Because you are an asshole.

[JGlegacy]

This is my theme song lol

[zabimaru122]

as far as theme song's go this is the best xD

[rodentkyle]

love the boob implant he's playing with

[357charley]

the best ever

[beanieostrich]

This reminds me of the time I went up to my cousins house and spilled some Milk all over the floor , stole his Video games, and Sabatoged his Alarm Clock

[wyteboye]

this makes me happy every time i hear it... and yes i am an Asshole and proud of it!

[frostwire24]

guess that makes me an asshole

[haddezz1]

YOUR AN ASSH OLE D: *cries T~T

[DAMIONJET]

im an asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wdb54imagine]

Listening to the song & watching Rescue Me. Denis you are the best. J6a6so6n you're the best. He definitely points out some real asshole things. I like to be an anti-asshole and club the people that would club baby seals.

[mouseluva]

lol i liek the driving real slow in the ultra fast lane. pretty much the whole of nz's elderly population are assholes then XD

[coltendope420]

to bad he had to steal this from louis CK.....

[bman0512]

This is my new theme song!

I'm an asshole!

Dennis Leary is the shit.

[chickenbutt514]

im an asshole-ello-ello-ello

[xXraeinXx]

this so reminds me of myself and my buddy. XD i love this song.

[eatsandsleeps]

Is that DJ Bonebrake on the drums?

[Yantis91]

W00t IM AN ASSHOLE!

[AliceMarr]

I guess I am an asshole too. Thanks Dennis.

[TwistedOrgasmicRage]

i never this song was by Dennis Leary ! that makes it 100x better!

[drages9]

lol im an ass hole

[sweetmin6]

LOVE this song, awesome! <3 :P represents a lot of people i know....true americans at 2:05, lmao, my FAV part! :)

[darksymphonybass]

nuclear fucking weapons is three words....

[GTArandom]

Love this song... P.S you spelled the artist name wrong its Denis Leary with one N, but no big deal thanks for the upload

[pctgraverobba]

i want this song played at my funeral

[sukmiwang66]

fuckin greastest song made frum a true america 2:05 - 2:15 fav part

[pctgraverobba]

my favorite part too

[TheDJAural]

Im a real fucking asshole and proud of it

[kelvinmad]

ME TOO

[lexirae101]

same:)

[digickle]

two words nuclear f-in bombs lol!!

[toughenough6]

lol funny song.... just.. that...

[KSchrecker]

Great song...just...a GREAT SONG!

[caddywhompus2000]

LOL!! i wanna bark at a stuffed cat!!

[McNubcake]

worst thing ive ever done? my girlfreind was a real ditch and she dumped me. i went to her house to grabmy stuff, asked if i could use her toilet, went into the bathroom, and, locked the door. i flooded the sing clogged the toilet tolilet and jumped out the window.

[pctgraverobba]

thats fucking awesome

[002543]

i want this song to be played at my funeral

[thiefelent]

Hell yeah! This is going to play, right after they say the cause of death:

Flicking off rush hour traffic and getting mauled by a drunk 18wheeler.

Always how I envisioned myself dying. :D

[blockjok]

lol!

[Tinfoilhatlady]

i guess boys like this one.....sigh.

[caddywhompus2000]

of course we do......give us a good reason not to.  Though i (if not "we") definetly appreciate your understanding.

[Tinfoilhatlady]

I have a son :)

[DEB00G]

Lmfao. Best song ever.

[dodedoodee]

Worst thing I've ever done?

My friend had an important business meeting the next day and went to sleep that night. So, I get his keys, take his car out for a spin, and use up all the gas, leaving him carless.

He had to run to the airport.

[robinelee1971]

Worst thing we've ever done?

You know those things at the store that sets off an alarm if someone tries to steal something? Well, did you know that you can pluck them off dvds and then stick them in the hood of somebody's jacket? hehehe. I (I mean my friend) put about eighteen of those little suckers in my ex-boyfriend's jacket and watched him get detained by store security. The worst (best) thing was when they used the wand scanner up and down this poor guy's body.

[HalleDepp]

haha hes sexy

[rcnotes]

My neighbor had a party and when he ran out of beer I took a dump in a paint can in the basement and put the cover back on it and put it on the shelf.

[Wikeni]

My dad's lazy secretary pissed me off really bad by making a mean remark about my ailing dog, then handed me her coffee mug and demanded tea. Well, I hope she liked it Green because I blew my nose with the teabag.

[aliciarocksyou86]

My friends boyfriend pissed her off...so she scrubed his toothbrush all over her asshole. LOL True story.

[Sigmarsfaith]

I convinced my friend to tell er bf she was pregnant...

Heh heh

[DEB00G]

wow. pwnt

[stupid123626]

Nice...

[PoorDeadBat]

This song is so true XD

[Mondochace]

i shit in this guys gym shoes because he cut in line in front of me

[kaylamarieberg]

I was at a party and was the last one awake and rubbed nair all over everyones hair that way when they woke up in the morning it was all gone.

[GDMDeadZone]

LOL I got an idea! Lets all post the worst thing that we have done just for the sake of being an asshole! (-; I'll start off!

I once tripped a poor kid who was running frantically to class... I dont really know why I did it but he fell flat on his face and he just got back up and kept running.......

Why didnt he say anything to me???? its driving me nuts!!!

[Serph113]

I sliced the tires of all the bikes at my school, then lit them on fire with some gasoline. Haha, it was great... till the fire department showed up...

[qchrbchn]

I LUV U DENNIS LEARY!!!

[podjo2k]

I love how the guy slaps Dennis with the guitar at 1:56.

[redstorm11952]

idea stolen from louis ck ?? i like them both thats just what i have been hearing

[Yippyyoyo66]

This guy has totally inspired me to become an asshole =D

[venkmanjones]

Look deeper, the song is saying believe, in something be yourself.

[420angy]

yea believe in being and asshole, its how you get by in this world

[longcat11]

good ass or bad ass hole

[caddywhompus2000]

yeah, i can identify with that.....HA HA! FTW!!!

[jimmy69oh69]

I'm an Asshole!

Ass ho le... Ass ho le.

[cheekyisadog]

can't post to my damn facebook

[J6a6so6n]

There's a reason for that.

UMG has forced youtube to place ads and disabled embedding for this video due to their copyright on this video.

Sorry you can't embed it on your facebook page... but that ain't my fault.

[pendlebury08]

ASSHOLES!

[Sidneyious]

Dennis leary is the best comedian I have ever seen, right next to sam kinisen.

[M1k3K4g3]

We are Americans, A-holes, and we don't care about you or anything else!

WOOT!

[TboneWillsone]

what about the bombings in london?

[apgporno]

yes all americans r great

now lets invade another a country with no plan,invent another programme which reduces peoples intelligence(americas next top retard),rape eveyone,send another black guy 2 jail cause hes black AND devour another big mac from burger kinf smeared with fat

yep america wat a place!

[takebackaim16]

cause you know big macs really come from bk...

[apgporno]

alright u burned me gud

[LCSguru]

are u form America?

[apgporno]

no im irish

at the moment im very drunk eating the shit out of some potatoes and worshiping u2 (who i hate apart from achtung baby)

[LCSguru]

all countries have problems lol

[gavlaing]

hot pink!

[Cadwallen]

its just a shame that Dennis Leary stole most of his material from the legend that is Bill Hicks cause moments like this sheer genius show he is funny in his own right :)

[tom1993rox]

This song just described me way too accurately

[J6a6so6n]

Heh... now you know why I had to have it on my channel. ;-)

[littlelotte86]

i like his backup singers lmfao "you know you really are an asshole"

[J6a6so6n]

I will not tolerate racist comments on my channel.

Any further such comments will be deleted and the poster blocked. I will also inform youtube of all such incidents.

[zellx59]

I can relate to this song because I'm told I'm an asshole.

[0pixiesrock0]

what an asshole

[Tyranpo]

Dennis Leary may be an asshole... But he's pretty damn cool. After all, he's an American asshole, it's the norm. <3 Don't bother spamming your patriotic shit at me, I won't look at it.

[0pixiesrock0]

i was just joking, cuz of the song....

[foolraving]

What % of the American population did you sample to determine that American assholes are the norm? You live in Canada, and you're 18. Did you take a US road trip or something?

[LordVideoGames]

He thinks Americans are assholes? Where'd he get that idea? Oh no it couldn't possibly be the fact that George Bush uses the word "thinkify," or that more than half the middle east wants wants to bomb the place to the ground? Noooooooo I'm sure that has nothing to do with it. -_-

[foolraving]

I thinkify that you make some big generalizations.

I'd say America is fairly balanced. The same Americans who elected Bush elected Obama.

And, America is not the only country that much of the middle east would like to bomb to the ground.

[edkev94]

What's this got to do with the video? It seems pretty video on YouTube descends in to Americans defending their country.

[LordVideoGames]

Well it is true about that election thing, but I've never heard of ANY other places being terrorized by the middle east other than america.

[foolraving]

I can think of a few off the top of my head:

India

Russia

England

Spain

Indonesia

Somalia

China

Japan

Some of these countries get attacked all the time by Muslim terrorists.

[Sinuous00]

Actually...EM I remember when this video came out...and it was quite the original as everyone was touting....*shrugging*

[AConnectedSoul]

I'm an asshole and I'm PROUD of it! :)

[outlawtorn]

classic

[HOLYDSFA]

rofl

SOMETIMES I PARK MY CAR IN HANDICAP SPACES

WHILE HANDICAPPED PEOPLE, MAKE HANDICAPPED FACES

I'M AN ASSHOLLLLEE

lmao

[lolgeed]

Such an asshole this man is! I sure would like to see this song performed live!!!

[Lensk15]

this is a SONG!!!

this is does not represent ANYONE, not even him, he just made this song for attention/money

[EMcCay14]

he didn't even make it really. A lot of the stuff is stolen from Louis CK. Not the song, but some of the material that's in there.

[MrCheeto44]

where can i download this?

[icemaiden06]

arsehole if your british

[KarateChopWonder]

I walk around the summer time saying how about this heat!? LOLOLOL

[icemaiden06]

oh fucking hell how intelligent

[SINZLOLZ]

Unlike you

[TrixyRose101]

LMFAO! 1:30 his apron says touch yourself XD

[TerminalRise]

Yea WE ARE ALL ASSHOLES. A-SS-HO-LE 4 EVA

[Kimberly07777]

IM AN ASSHOLE TOO

[icemaiden06]

he hates yanks you stuypid cunts

[J6a6so6n]

"he hates yanks you stuypid cunts"

He is a yank. Irony or no... he is an arsehole. Just watch his routines and see for yourself.

[icemaiden06]

hes irish decent he acts like he hates yanks !

[J6a6so6n]

What does Irish descent have to do with anything?

I descend from people of Ireland, Scotland, Germany, Russia, France, Spain, Africa, the list is endless (and that's just what I've traced so far).

I'm also an American.

I'm also an Arsehole.

Denis Leary doesn't hate yanks either... he just doesn't like idiots (hence ~90% of the world).

This time, it seems, the irony is lost on you... not the rest of us.

[icemaiden06]

i refuse to argue over leary with you mate drop it ok.its just a song !

[bd8024]

A -SS -HO -LE!

I'm an asshole an' I'm proud of it!

[icemaiden06]

you fuck makes me sick

[alcornell]

OMG i <3 this video n i love dennis leary i thought he was hillarious on Rescue Me.IDK i think he's hot.

[icemaiden06]

omfg you fucking american bastards dont get irony

[Arroganceisanidiot]

Hey, this song pretty much describes America...

[andrew1775]

fuckin' A right it does. you pussy Euro fags can go suck a cock. go buy some tight jeans, you chi mo

U.S.A. is for real

[angusrooney]

hes an asshole

[NaNorMJ]

IM AN ASSHOLE AND PROUD OF IT :D

[icemaiden06]

yeh yanks need to get less arrogant cos you

are warmongers

[DragonCrozz]

I am American, pure blood, born in Texas and well... I have to agree with you there, America for some reason tends to think that it needs to get involved in places where it should have just kept to itself. Also I love this song, very funny.

[icemaiden06]

thanx a lot at last some one with a good comment