Actually, all of those things he mentioned - except for they yellow school buses - we DO get them in England - but here in England they're just different. eg the traffic lights - here they don't hang down from cables across the street and we do NOT show temperatures in old fashioned 85F. Here it's 29C. WE drive on the right side which is the left - the historically correct side. Napolean & Hitler made people drive on the right . England was never invaded by them so we still keep to the left.
What a load of utter bullshit. Give back the land you scummy bastards stole celtic and proud of it. The uk is just a way to get more money into england
@DaleWF10 Thats probably because they like to 'keep with the times' over there, and their cars are built better, the weather is less harsh to the vehicles, AND when a vehicle needs bodywork or a rust hole filled floor pan replacing , they actually take pride and have their vehicle repaired, rather than do what most brits over here do, 'oh its not worth it, lets scrap it and buy a new one..'
I think most English would love to relocate to Houston, it's exceedingly hot all year round with the largest land mass of any American city and is full of gangs and murder.
to the intelligent, sensitive,americans i apologise for the next bit, i,m sick of listening to some americans, arrogant,ignorant.tasteless, and for some strange reason call the british pussies, with our bloody and mostly victorious history.i say this to you, you can read what i,ve typed because its english, and where do we learn to speak, we learn from our mother,as america did.so show some respect.
lolz Im actually starting to see a few pick up trucks I think you have been in America for too long jks btw no offecnce to American's but I think British humour is better because in America if there's a joke about your own country you take it off like Little Britain USA which is banned in America even though there is Little Britain that makes fun of us and that's not been banned even the name is making fun of us cause we are little.
@njdevil281 he doesnt JUST mean comedy he means american TV in general is shit... its full of adverts and making fun of fat people... oh and do you even know what retarded is?
@njdevil281 XD That is sooo typical american... You allways think your better then anyone else ( By the way I have met some very nice americans in my life, they are just so few and far between, so don't say im a "retard" ) ... Well you're not... You are a dumb self centred person who will never do anything great in you're life.
mostly all guys in england have gross long hair and they also spike it up too wtf haha . GAY . i live in new england and also guys from england dont have deep voices . oh yeahh they also do this after every sentence xxx. wtf?
@rachelmx0 Are you fucking mentally retarded? 99.9% of the American population are emos with long black hair.
Here in England we have short spiky hair and only teenage girls do the x thing
oh yeah and you arent American because it isnt actually a nationality because you are European through and through because EVERYONE who colonised America was European
Go back to sucking cock you stupid as shit American teenager wtf are you even doing commenting on daveyboyz video your comment is not worthy.
@rachelmx0 Well - no, hair in the UK with teens is just like it is in Japan and Korea; although most Americans dress generically with trends - in the UK we do not because was are individualists who are mostly atheists whereas America have cultist Christianity :)
Also, the "xx" thing is usually a pisstake in texting. I use it on friends I don't know well to mess around - but Americans are so stuck-up they asses in their own country; they don't get British humour xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
mostly all guys in england have gross long hair and they also spike it up too wtf haha . GAY . i live in new england and also guys from england dont have deep voices . oh yeahh they also do this after every sentence xxx. wtf?
StudentEntrepreneur.......I suspect is a Muslim and has no loyality to England. I suspect thy try dis-infromation on the internet to create hate between the alliance thats fighting the Al-Quidea and Taliban
@RonnieStigg yea and if not for us, Hitler would have made England his personal vacation home. I like England but I hate anyone who talks shit about the USA. Now, go eat your terrible food, and enjoy your beaches in the cold rain.
@joshjanelletaz go eat shit mate the only decent parts of america are as cold in the winter soo fuck you CUNT unless you want too goo chill with some gun carry hill billys with an IQ of about 4
@joshjanelletaz lol if britain didnt declare war on germany you would be speaking german....as for food ours is top notch compared to what have you got??? oh burgers lol
@joshjanelletaz Do you ever wonder why 'we talk shit about the USA'? Because you are so up your arse with the constant "if it wasn't for us you would be owned by Germany" like you have explained in your comment. See, if you actually researched about WWII it was actually USSR that done most of the work and the most troops lost in the war. Not to mention you came in 2 years late which gave you an advantage seeing that you had healthy soldiers.
@joshjanelletaz How exactly did USA save England and Britain during the battle of britain? Or in any of the other battles we fought before USA intervened? USA always stick it to canada but at least canada has the bulls to step in on the right side at the start of the war and fight for the good cause, whereas USA just looking after themselves remained neutral untill Japan declared war on the US. Terrible food? Britain has the highest amount of michelin starred restaurants in the world.
@joshjanelletaz Hitler never wanted to invade England. We wanted Hitler out of Europe and declared war on him unlike you fat American cunts. Hitler tried to invade us and failed you idiot its called the battle of Britain look it up. You've lost pretty much every war you've fought without us. This is why I cheer every time I hear about a dead American soldier. 9/11 truly was one of the greatest days in my lifetime. Watching you fat yanks fry in the towers was truly hilarious! fat yank cunt!!!
@pippafruit I didn't insult you as a people I just said your food is awful and your weather is shitty. I rather like you as a people. Well...not you, particularly.
@joshjanelletaz you can't say the food is awful... unless you have been in every last restaurant in the entire country... you might have just picked bad places or went there when they were having a bad day... and yes the weather is shitty.
@myPETsnailFRED wasn't trying to start a fire mate, I'll take all I said back. In the world today both your country and ours need all the friends we can get. Plus, I love the Premier League unlike most Americans.
@RonnieStigg Your country ruled us really well didn't it. Face it- you're just a tiny country full of pussy-asses with shitty teeth, bad food, and worse weather.
@Darktooth21 HEY FAT BOY! saw your post and felt like commenting again. Seeing as Britain ruled the USA for over 170 years id say they ruled pretty damn well. We later GAVE you your independance, and your welcome :) You do realise your bloodline is mostly British? Real Americans are the native indians... Every single thing America has to this day can be credited to the UK. do some research tubby :)
@Vimtox I'm black, so my bloodline is not british, you fucking idiot. And that 170 years your talking about.... colonies, not America as it is today, retard. And no, you didn't give us our independence- we kicked your pussy ass in the American Revolution. Maybe you should do some research, snaggletooth.... for history and better insults.
@Darktooth21 oh that explains alot if your black and American. Bottom of the intellectual pool. PLEASE do some research, because you did not EARN your independance, you were given it. France was a real threat and we were not going to let them take over the world. So when we went to war with France you cheap little bitches thought it would be a good time try and gain independance. Keeping the world safe was more important that your independance, so we GAVE it to you, to focus on stopping Napoleon
@Darktooth21 I wouldnt argue if i had nothing to say either. But if you are going to comment, please do some research on your history before doing so. Oh and im not even racist, i was just trying to offend you, and its probably the easiest way to offend a black person. If you can, fight the urge to reply and prevent making a even more of a dick of yourself.
@Vimtox .. Gave? hahahah... We fucked you up in the Revolution, War of 1812, saved your shithole in WW1, and again in WW2.
You ruled in an era where technology was rarely advancing. The US RULES in an era where technology is ALWAYS changing, not only can we keep up with it, but we maintain control, and have nice teeth, good food, and much better weather than england...
Did I mention how you are ruled by a Queen? Because in case you didn't notice, a lesbian woman is the head of your country.HA!
@andoose That is the exact opinion i would expect from an American. From birth you are taught and lied to about amazing your country is. Please look up some modern American propaganda. You really are not as great as you seem to think. Oh and our country is ruled by a Prime minister. The American equivelant of a president. The queen doesnt do shit, she just sits there, shes the queen. I dont expect you to relate or understand because after all, your American. Your bred to "be right"
@Vimtox .. And if you dumb brits were "bred to be right" then maybe your country wouldn't be full of pussies.
You can call us fat, you can call us stupid, you can say whatever you want about us, but the fact of the matter is that the US goes out of its way to help other nations.
Look at what recently happened to/in:
-Thailand
-Haiti
-Japan
-Libya
How much help did those countries get from GB compared to the US?
@andoose You seem to have a chip on your shoulder regarding English people,and a warped,incorrect view of history,I'm guessing that you are probably an adolescent and your brain hasn't properly formed to it's full potential yet,may I offer a small piece of advice,try to think a little harder about your comments and do some research beforehand because at the moment you are fitting the stereotype of the loud mouthed,arrogant,stupid,and slightly backward American,your countrymen would be ashamed.
@andoose And by the way,The USA claims to be, in absolute terms, the world's biggest giver and this is true. However, as a proportion of its wealth the USA gives least when compared to all 22 of the worlds' most developed countries.
Americans are regularly told by politicians and the media, that America is the world's most generous nation. This is one of the most conventional pieces of 'knowledgeable ignorance...For example Japan gives more even in absolute terms.
@andoose Absolute figures are less significant than the proportion of gross domestic product (GDP, or national wealth) that a country devotes to foreign aid. On that league table, the US ranks twenty-second of the 22 most developed nations. As former President Jimmy Carter commented: 'We are the stingiest nation of all'. Denmark is top of the table, giving 1.01% of GDP, while the US manages just 0.1%.
@andoose I hope this information is of interest to you and assists in helping you form an unbiased ,non-nationalistic opinion...and on the current sad situation that is developing in Libya...pray tell where do you think the "other" half of the forces deployed come from???...there is only one race on earth sonny,it's not the American race,the British race,the French or Jewish,or any other...it's called the human race...the sooner you learn this the easier your life will be.
@davyjones68 ... That sort of had an intellectual touch to it, but it is completely off-topic. If you really want to preach this "we are all the same" shit, don't bother wasting your time. If anybody gave a fuck about it then the entire world would be different.
The point was that US has to supply half of the total forces, and the rest of the UN makes up the other half. If the US is so dumb, fat, and shitty, then why are we, again, doing more then the other nations to help.
@andoose Ask your own government that question not us...as far as the rest of the Western world are concerned we'll fight until the last American,if your leaders are so stupid to start and get embroiled in conflicts they can't win,then that's your problem...personally I (and millions of others) don't really give a flying fuck how much your country contributes,or what it does,just as long as we don't have to do to much and still come out looking like a winner...shows how dumb you really are!
@StokeMidget Lol your correct the brits dont give a shit about america and vice versa, it just annoys both sides when someone comes on and patronises us about our own heritage.
@DavyTom71 Of course not. You have overweight, dumb-as-fuck Poms.
I will literally pull out obesity and academic statistics to show you UK is one of the fattest places in the world with average IQ the same as America.
Go and fuck some sheep, you Aussie sheep shagger. It's rich for an Aussie to criticise others. An Aussie's head is like his shitty desert island country: large and nearly empty
Hypocrite? LOL LOL! WTF! You sponge off the UK and call me a hypocrite. Fuck off back to where the kangaroos run free. The problem I have with Americans is firstly their unbelievable arrogance and how rude they are to people from the rest of the world - including Australia. Secondly, the US didn't save us: the RAF pilots from all over the British Commonwealth saved us in the Battle of Britain, more than a year before the US was brought into the war. We had to BUY their help
@DavyTom71 Oh you think they are rude to everyone else? more hypocrite shite as you are being very rude to them...also I have been to America and everyone was nice to me so maybe you should not act like a little cunt if you want to be treated good.
Yes they did save you of course you will never admit it. UK needed 1 million + tons of supplies imported by boat every day where do you think it all came from? Ireland? lol
Typical Aussie! Comes here expecting the red carpet treatment, thinking he can talk down to the poms, and is offended when we tell you to sod off. We know we needed those supplies, that's why they SOLD them to us. They were not a benevolent gift. What do you think the Battle of Britain was for? It was to prevent the invasion of Britain. And we won. And there would have been Australian pilots in that battle too. But don't let facts get in the way of sucking up to Americans
@DavyTom71 ha ha I guess telling the truth is sucking up then ok. Or because I dont bash yanks like every other idiot out there like you?
Yes you did need those supplies and without them would have starved into submission. USA was the only one who could help you out of that. And that did, despite being declared neutral in the war they gave you discount weapons and tons of supplies even send their navy to escort it from the nazis as you know they were pissed USA was siding with Britain.
Yeah, now the UK is pissed that we side with US. Some people that my parents know are pissed because their son came back from Iraq a complete mental wreck and with half his face burnt off. And all for George and Tony's lies and fucking oil. And our reward for standing by America: they vomit all over us whenever they can. Go on, cobber, defend that shit. And as for World War 2: no one gives a fuck about that anymore because it's ancient history
@DavyTom71 70 years ago ancient history? people talk about ww2 alot because its not freakin ancient history your grandparents were in that if they died you wouldnt fucking be here.
if your countries run out of oil do you know what will happen to you? think long and hard. would you rather have all the crazy muslims having all the oil? i think innocent people dying is terrible but i'd rather western civilization live on than stone ass islamic shite.
You are so right. How dare these Muslims have oil in their countries and then expect us to pay for it. it's just not right! I was going to say that you don't give a fuck about innocent people dying. I think you do care, but your loyalty prevents you from admitting it - even to yourself. You know wars for oil are wrong, but you're in a really deep state of denial. One day you will wake up. Probably when China has taken over
@DavyTom71 like this is anything new? practically every war has been fought over resources / power.
I'm a realist. Yes I will say its really fucked for any innocent person to be killed. But our (your) leaders are not idiots even though we think they are, sure they have agenda and that is to keep your country from imploding. They didnt want go into Iraq to steal oil, they had no problem paying for it but Saddam started to turn on them.
Without oil you will all die. Period. Now face reality.
There was no threat, either from Saddam or to our oil supplies. Iraq posed no military threat; it was practically giving away its oil in exchange for aid; and showed no sign of withholding it from us. Oil was much cheaper before the invasion of Iraq. There is still plenty of oil. There were no weapons of mass destruction. The reality was thousands of people died for God knows what reason. Our leaders are not idiots. But they do lie and use scare tactics to get what they want
You were in Texas pal. Those silly boot, buckle and oversized hat-wearing blokes wanted to suceed from the U.S. and turn into their own weird little nation. They're not from this planet. Next time you want to visit the states and see real America visit New York or California. ....avoid the 'backwards' southeastern states....they are a poor representation.
So what did these guys in this video do wrong that some of you feel the need to insult them? Yes, I am an American. Don't hate the average person of England if you dislike the politicians.
If you were caught on the street in Texas drinking your Fresca, you would be branded a queer, shot and killed, stuffed and put on display in a sportsmen's shop. LOL! What convinced you to live in the most conservative state in the union?
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
English sarcasm is hilarious! I need to get one of those. We don't have those in America. I wonder if the pound has one of them or a home depot.lol I kid. Good shit guys. I've never seen traffic lights hanging on shoe laces before and I live in Texas aswell. DFW to be exact. Then again, Houston is the hood of Texas.:)
Cool video! Made me laugh! I lived in Sunderland for 5 months back in 1997. My English friends came to Milwaukee to visit a year later, then I went back to Sunderland to see them again in 99. Then Alestair came back yet again to visit his Americans he met back in '97 yet again. He still comes over nearly every year. I love Sunderland! I love everything damn it.
hey all americans. this is a typical middle class english geek. here in the uk we generally think hes a dip stick. in russia they find him very funny, i rest my case. are you also sub human?????
@elizabethlyne87 : America didn't invent youtube, one or maybe two people from america did, so even if their was no america (no white civilisation anyway) then out of the millions of people on this planet i'm sure someone else could have thought to make a website where we can watch free videos. We don't have to like America to like what some of its inhabitants have brought us. Some people don't like Scotland but i'm sure they like T.V, Phones, cars, X-Rays are always helpful... and so on.
@elizabethlyne87 you wouldnt be alive if if wasnt for britain, we kinda, you know, put you there. then you all went mardy and wanted to live on your own.
I've never seen hanging street lights...must be a texas thing cos of all the tornadoes.
Keep in mind that every state int he USA is like another country...
no two are the same, so if you see something in America, don't assume that it's everywhere or that we're all that way. The USA is bigger than western europe.
love the sarcasm!
TRobinson555 3 weeks ago
did anyonenelse notice that the electric sign says $10:00 off? lol
JVpictures 1 month ago
Actually, all of those things he mentioned - except for they yellow school buses - we DO get them in England - but here in England they're just different. eg the traffic lights - here they don't hang down from cables across the street and we do NOT show temperatures in old fashioned 85F. Here it's 29C. WE drive on the right side which is the left - the historically correct side. Napolean & Hitler made people drive on the right . England was never invaded by them so we still keep to the left.
Gavestonful 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
What a load of utter bullshit. Give back the land you scummy bastards stole celtic and proud of it. The uk is just a way to get more money into england
KINGxTROLL 6 months ago
Is is just me or does america seem like its really old fashioned there vechicles look like they're made in the 60/70s
And them traffic lights fuck me look like a tornados blown them of the pole onto a washing line
DaleWF10 6 months ago
@DaleWF10 Thats probably because they like to 'keep with the times' over there, and their cars are built better, the weather is less harsh to the vehicles, AND when a vehicle needs bodywork or a rust hole filled floor pan replacing , they actually take pride and have their vehicle repaired, rather than do what most brits over here do, 'oh its not worth it, lets scrap it and buy a new one..'
1700iDiGuy 6 months ago
WTF hanging traffic lights not in england we have got traffic lights that hang over the road on a pole hello ppl
1989dramon 7 months ago
@1989dramon we do too! YAY
somestring 6 months ago
I think most English would love to relocate to Houston, it's exceedingly hot all year round with the largest land mass of any American city and is full of gangs and murder.
PupuTheClown 7 months ago
@PupuTheClown except for the heat,sounds just like london.
cassidy99ful 7 months ago
@PupuTheClown There is more crime in london than houston
lolatmyaccounts 7 months ago
bloody hell that place looks boring
purplevolcano 7 months ago
man this guy's accent sounds homosexual.
nuttyforestofsugar 8 months ago
driving around in big trucks.... and we get blamed for global warming!!! :P,
95jjs 8 months ago
Texas is rather drab and looks like hicksville. ~ Your England is more beautiful.
victorianlulu 9 months ago
Lol I love the end 'I am an American' then 'don't get those in England' ROFL.. and fyi I see loads of Americans in England
x
stephaniiesweetiie 9 months ago
I love his youtube t-shirt and I hate the UK vs USA stuff why don't we all sit down and have a spot of tea lol :)
x
stephaniiesweetiie 9 months ago
i find it funny all these Britain Vs America comments, hater's gonna hate. :P
ALancerA 9 months ago
to the intelligent, sensitive,americans i apologise for the next bit, i,m sick of listening to some americans, arrogant,ignorant.tasteless, and for some strange reason call the british pussies, with our bloody and mostly victorious history.i say this to you, you can read what i,ve typed because its english, and where do we learn to speak, we learn from our mother,as america did.so show some respect.
ronsiris 9 months ago
I live in Houston. :D
TheMarkoMaster 9 months ago
Oreos are good.
Darktooth21 11 months ago
stop talking crap about america D: dont talk crap about england either -.-
AikoSeeno 11 months ago
@njdevil281 in case you didn't know I favoured the british comedy, british comedy is better
ThaMrNacho 11 months ago
lolz Im actually starting to see a few pick up trucks I think you have been in America for too long jks btw no offecnce to American's but I think British humour is better because in America if there's a joke about your own country you take it off like Little Britain USA which is banned in America even though there is Little Britain that makes fun of us and that's not been banned even the name is making fun of us cause we are little.
shoelase17 1 year ago
Why must the comments on videos of countries or people (America, England, Barack Obama, etc. etc.) have to turn into a huge flame war?
AlexGTAgamer 1 year ago
british humour is much funnier then american humour
505kira 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@rachelmx0
British comedy: Monty Python, Ricky Gervais and Marcus Brigstocke
American comedy: Hannah Montanna, MTV and Family Guy
Nuff said.
ThaMrNacho 1 year ago 5
@ThaMrNacho If you think Hannah Montana or MTV is comedy, you are a retard.
njdevil281 11 months ago
@njdevil281 he doesnt JUST mean comedy he means american TV in general is shit... its full of adverts and making fun of fat people... oh and do you even know what retarded is?
killer6468 11 months ago
@killer6468 American tv is far superior to British. The UK doesn't have anything that comes even remotely to the level of quality as HBO.
njdevil281 11 months ago
@njdevil281 XD That is sooo typical american... You allways think your better then anyone else ( By the way I have met some very nice americans in my life, they are just so few and far between, so don't say im a "retard" ) ... Well you're not... You are a dumb self centred person who will never do anything great in you're life.
killer6468 11 months ago
@njdevil281 Lol if you live in the US then you wont have seen 95% of British TV.... retard.
Vimtox 11 months ago
yeahh it is?how would you know
rachelmx0 1 year ago
because british "humor"isnt funny
rachelmx0 1 year ago
@rachelmx0 LOL and American humor is?
gasbaroni 1 year ago
Thats limerick City! thats limerick city! xD
12vroom 1 year ago
@StudentEntrepreneur You are officially going to hell.
signed.
Satan
President of Hell.
Also signed.
Sadam Huissen
Vice President of Hell.
PivotChipmunk 1 year ago
mostly all guys in england have gross long hair and they also spike it up too wtf haha . GAY . i live in new england and also guys from england dont have deep voices . oh yeahh they also do this after every sentence xxx. wtf?
rachelmx0 1 year ago
@rachelmx0 Are you fucking mentally retarded? 99.9% of the American population are emos with long black hair.
Here in England we have short spiky hair and only teenage girls do the x thing
oh yeah and you arent American because it isnt actually a nationality because you are European through and through because EVERYONE who colonised America was European
Go back to sucking cock you stupid as shit American teenager wtf are you even doing commenting on daveyboyz video your comment is not worthy.
PivotChipmunk 1 year ago
@rachelmx0 Well - no, hair in the UK with teens is just like it is in Japan and Korea; although most Americans dress generically with trends - in the UK we do not because was are individualists who are mostly atheists whereas America have cultist Christianity :)
Also, the "xx" thing is usually a pisstake in texting. I use it on friends I don't know well to mess around - but Americans are so stuck-up they asses in their own country; they don't get British humour xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
HideoFTW1 1 year ago
mostly all guys in england have gross long hair and they also spike it up too wtf haha . GAY . i live in new england and also guys from england dont have deep voices . oh yeahh they also do this after every sentence xxx. wtf?
rachelmx0 1 year ago
$10:00 ?
Apparently time IS money in America.
AccountNumberX 1 year ago
StudentEntrepreneur.......I suspect is a Muslim and has no loyality to England. I suspect thy try dis-infromation on the internet to create hate between the alliance thats fighting the Al-Quidea and Taliban
chicomsam 1 year ago
Why do you think English people are SOOOO ugly over all??? I think it's due to inbreeding under 800 years of Roman Rule
mjw9363 1 year ago
I love Jelly Belly's!
Lesilna 1 year ago
england is full of fucking faggots just look at this guy!
osiris3yhn 1 year ago
Yay for Texas XDD
DarkWarthog 1 year ago
@DarkWarthog fuck steers and queers state
osiris3yhn 1 year ago
this guy went to the worst state ever........
Ocotlanifornication 1 year ago
i like him cause he has me hair
Tylrisen 1 year ago
@ronniestigg i dont care what language i speak ..
and NEW ENGLAND IS BETTTTER ! you prob. never even been here so stfu . ive been there so i know ..
xorockstarr55 1 year ago
Until you've been to the UK or USA like myself, Keep your ignorance to yourselves.
And btw the UK is by far the greatest!.
RebelSword 1 year ago
@rachelx0 ENGLAND rules U.S.A sucks arse also had it not been for us you would be speaking French and German right now so thank us you dumb bitch
RonnieStigg 1 year ago
@RonnieStigg yea and if not for us, Hitler would have made England his personal vacation home. I like England but I hate anyone who talks shit about the USA. Now, go eat your terrible food, and enjoy your beaches in the cold rain.
joshjanelletaz 1 year ago
@joshjanelletaz go eat shit mate the only decent parts of america are as cold in the winter soo fuck you CUNT unless you want too goo chill with some gun carry hill billys with an IQ of about 4
coolgodstrike 1 year ago
@coolgodstrike your replies are intelligent.
joshjanelletaz 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@joshjanelletaz lol if britain didnt declare war on germany you would be speaking german....as for food ours is top notch compared to what have you got??? oh burgers lol
RebelSword 1 year ago
@joshjanelletaz Do you ever wonder why 'we talk shit about the USA'? Because you are so up your arse with the constant "if it wasn't for us you would be owned by Germany" like you have explained in your comment. See, if you actually researched about WWII it was actually USSR that done most of the work and the most troops lost in the war. Not to mention you came in 2 years late which gave you an advantage seeing that you had healthy soldiers.
matthe3234 1 year ago
@matthe3234 You should write a song about and then cry for a while.
Darktooth21 11 months ago
@joshjanelletaz How exactly did USA save England and Britain during the battle of britain? Or in any of the other battles we fought before USA intervened? USA always stick it to canada but at least canada has the bulls to step in on the right side at the start of the war and fight for the good cause, whereas USA just looking after themselves remained neutral untill Japan declared war on the US. Terrible food? Britain has the highest amount of michelin starred restaurants in the world.
G00n3r4Life 1 year ago
@joshjanelletaz Hitler never wanted to invade England. We wanted Hitler out of Europe and declared war on him unlike you fat American cunts. Hitler tried to invade us and failed you idiot its called the battle of Britain look it up. You've lost pretty much every war you've fought without us. This is why I cheer every time I hear about a dead American soldier. 9/11 truly was one of the greatest days in my lifetime. Watching you fat yanks fry in the towers was truly hilarious! fat yank cunt!!!
StudentEntrepreneur 1 year ago
@StudentEntrepreneur Thats the most fucked up thing I've ever heard. Congratulations.
joshjanelletaz 1 year ago 9
@StudentEntrepreneur Wow your going to hell the way you are.
SovietUnionOMEGA 1 year ago
@StudentEntrepreneur Honestly, what is wrong with you? I don't delight in the death of your countrymen.
niuchemist 1 year ago
@StudentEntrepreneur I am not proud that you are English.
daveyboyz 1 year ago
@daveyboyz I am proud of you <3
StudentEntrepreneur 9 months ago
@joshjanelletaz u just condridicted urself lol o.O - u say u like england , but then insult english ppl ?
pippafruit 1 year ago
@pippafruit I didn't insult you as a people I just said your food is awful and your weather is shitty. I rather like you as a people. Well...not you, particularly.
joshjanelletaz 1 year ago
@joshjanelletaz lol u dont even know me...
pippafruit 1 year ago
@joshjanelletaz you can't say the food is awful... unless you have been in every last restaurant in the entire country... you might have just picked bad places or went there when they were having a bad day... and yes the weather is shitty.
andrewcul 1 year ago
@joshjanelletaz and if it wasnt for us, you would be talking in fucking smoke signals
myPETsnailFRED 1 year ago
@myPETsnailFRED wasn't trying to start a fire mate, I'll take all I said back. In the world today both your country and ours need all the friends we can get. Plus, I love the Premier League unlike most Americans.
joshjanelletaz 1 year ago
@RonnieStigg Your country ruled us really well didn't it. Face it- you're just a tiny country full of pussy-asses with shitty teeth, bad food, and worse weather.
Darktooth21 11 months ago
@Darktooth21 HEY FAT BOY! saw your post and felt like commenting again. Seeing as Britain ruled the USA for over 170 years id say they ruled pretty damn well. We later GAVE you your independance, and your welcome :) You do realise your bloodline is mostly British? Real Americans are the native indians... Every single thing America has to this day can be credited to the UK. do some research tubby :)
Vimtox 11 months ago
@Vimtox I'm black, so my bloodline is not british, you fucking idiot. And that 170 years your talking about.... colonies, not America as it is today, retard. And no, you didn't give us our independence- we kicked your pussy ass in the American Revolution. Maybe you should do some research, snaggletooth.... for history and better insults.
Darktooth21 11 months ago
@Darktooth21 oh that explains alot if your black and American. Bottom of the intellectual pool. PLEASE do some research, because you did not EARN your independance, you were given it. France was a real threat and we were not going to let them take over the world. So when we went to war with France you cheap little bitches thought it would be a good time try and gain independance. Keeping the world safe was more important that your independance, so we GAVE it to you, to focus on stopping Napoleon
Vimtox 11 months ago
@Vimtox I'm not gonna argue with you further. It's easier to just let you be a retard... a racist retard at that.
Darktooth21 11 months ago
@Darktooth21 I wouldnt argue if i had nothing to say either. But if you are going to comment, please do some research on your history before doing so. Oh and im not even racist, i was just trying to offend you, and its probably the easiest way to offend a black person. If you can, fight the urge to reply and prevent making a even more of a dick of yourself.
Vimtox 11 months ago
@Vimtox .. Gave? hahahah... We fucked you up in the Revolution, War of 1812, saved your shithole in WW1, and again in WW2.
You ruled in an era where technology was rarely advancing. The US RULES in an era where technology is ALWAYS changing, not only can we keep up with it, but we maintain control, and have nice teeth, good food, and much better weather than england...
Did I mention how you are ruled by a Queen? Because in case you didn't notice, a lesbian woman is the head of your country.HA!
andoose 10 months ago
@andoose No you did'nt ya big mouthed tosser
clydewell 10 months ago
@clydewell .. good one.. real original.. way to prove me wrong too..
andoose 10 months ago
@andoose That is the exact opinion i would expect from an American. From birth you are taught and lied to about amazing your country is. Please look up some modern American propaganda. You really are not as great as you seem to think. Oh and our country is ruled by a Prime minister. The American equivelant of a president. The queen doesnt do shit, she just sits there, shes the queen. I dont expect you to relate or understand because after all, your American. Your bred to "be right"
Vimtox 10 months ago
@Vimtox .. And if you dumb brits were "bred to be right" then maybe your country wouldn't be full of pussies.
You can call us fat, you can call us stupid, you can say whatever you want about us, but the fact of the matter is that the US goes out of its way to help other nations.
Look at what recently happened to/in:
-Thailand
-Haiti
-Japan
-Libya
How much help did those countries get from GB compared to the US?
andoose 10 months ago
@andoose You seem to have a chip on your shoulder regarding English people,and a warped,incorrect view of history,I'm guessing that you are probably an adolescent and your brain hasn't properly formed to it's full potential yet,may I offer a small piece of advice,try to think a little harder about your comments and do some research beforehand because at the moment you are fitting the stereotype of the loud mouthed,arrogant,stupid,and slightly backward American,your countrymen would be ashamed.
davyjones68 10 months ago
@andoose And by the way,The USA claims to be, in absolute terms, the world's biggest giver and this is true. However, as a proportion of its wealth the USA gives least when compared to all 22 of the worlds' most developed countries.
Americans are regularly told by politicians and the media, that America is the world's most generous nation. This is one of the most conventional pieces of 'knowledgeable ignorance...For example Japan gives more even in absolute terms.
davyjones68 10 months ago
@Vimtox ... but sure, you are helping in Libya, but half of the forces over there are currently from the USA.
andoose 10 months ago
@andoose and....?
Vimtox 10 months ago
@andoose Absolute figures are less significant than the proportion of gross domestic product (GDP, or national wealth) that a country devotes to foreign aid. On that league table, the US ranks twenty-second of the 22 most developed nations. As former President Jimmy Carter commented: 'We are the stingiest nation of all'. Denmark is top of the table, giving 1.01% of GDP, while the US manages just 0.1%.
davyjones68 10 months ago
@andoose I hope this information is of interest to you and assists in helping you form an unbiased ,non-nationalistic opinion...and on the current sad situation that is developing in Libya...pray tell where do you think the "other" half of the forces deployed come from???...there is only one race on earth sonny,it's not the American race,the British race,the French or Jewish,or any other...it's called the human race...the sooner you learn this the easier your life will be.
davyjones68 10 months ago
@davyjones68 ... That sort of had an intellectual touch to it, but it is completely off-topic. If you really want to preach this "we are all the same" shit, don't bother wasting your time. If anybody gave a fuck about it then the entire world would be different.
The point was that US has to supply half of the total forces, and the rest of the UN makes up the other half. If the US is so dumb, fat, and shitty, then why are we, again, doing more then the other nations to help.
andoose 10 months ago
@andoose Ask your own government that question not us...as far as the rest of the Western world are concerned we'll fight until the last American,if your leaders are so stupid to start and get embroiled in conflicts they can't win,then that's your problem...personally I (and millions of others) don't really give a flying fuck how much your country contributes,or what it does,just as long as we don't have to do to much and still come out looking like a winner...shows how dumb you really are!
davyjones68 10 months ago
@andoose England is a tiny country less than the size of Florida, course you supply more Forces
amazingsteve 7 months ago
i live in new england,USA . but england succcks
rachelmx0 1 year ago
Miscommunication is the problem or just your intellect??.
Go scrub the decks you swarvy dog!.
I'm right your wrong DEAL WITH IT!.
RebelSword 1 year ago
i hate this trucks...i hate all american cars...the european are much better and cooler
coofchaosorange 1 year ago
lol u 2 guys r fuckn retarded who gives a fuck XD
StokeMidget 1 year ago
@StokeMidget Lol your correct the brits dont give a shit about america and vice versa, it just annoys both sides when someone comes on and patronises us about our own heritage.
RebelSword 1 year ago
@RebelSword meh, true i don't normally pay attention to any of those types of comments :)
StokeMidget 1 year ago
Dont go to texas! thats the asshole of the u.s.!
coolcatfosho 1 year ago
@coolcatfosho Ironic how it's the most southern state ;)
Razathus 1 year ago
@Razathus Actually, Florida is the southernmost state.
zimmyzimgir 1 year ago
@zimmyzimgir Fair point, I apologise, i'm English. :)
Razathus 1 year ago
@zimmyzimgir Actually Hawaii is the most southern state. In the Continental US, Florida is.
cookiemonster9052 4 months ago
You should go to Frisco, its very nice there!
cheesehero234 1 year ago
Comment removed
rhcp800 1 year ago
Oh how cute a English-texas long distance romance. Can you still vote in England?
Amakisongs 1 year ago
Heavy Metal Farmers......Dont get them in America :P
TheAaron87 1 year ago
Comment removed
DavyTom71 1 year ago
@DavyTom71 Of course not. You have overweight, dumb-as-fuck Poms.
I will literally pull out obesity and academic statistics to show you UK is one of the fattest places in the world with average IQ the same as America.
blackrob2002 1 year ago
@blackrob2002
Go and fuck some sheep, you Aussie sheep shagger. It's rich for an Aussie to criticise others. An Aussie's head is like his shitty desert island country: large and nearly empty
DavyTom71 1 year ago
@DavyTom71 Ha and its rich for a dumb arse briton to put down yanks when you idiot country is just as fat and stupid as you claim they are.
blackrob2002 1 year ago
@blackrob2002
If your great-great grandfather hadn't been a criminal, you would be British now. But if you hate Britain so much, then why are you in the UK?
DavyTom71 1 year ago
@DavyTom71 who said I hate britain? I didn't. I said its full of fat retards hypocrites like you.
There is something wrong with ya brain mate so get checked out.
Tell me why you hate Americans? give me a good reason. Why did they do to u? Beside save your country in both world war.
blackrob2002 1 year ago
@blackrob2002
Hypocrite? LOL LOL! WTF! You sponge off the UK and call me a hypocrite. Fuck off back to where the kangaroos run free. The problem I have with Americans is firstly their unbelievable arrogance and how rude they are to people from the rest of the world - including Australia. Secondly, the US didn't save us: the RAF pilots from all over the British Commonwealth saved us in the Battle of Britain, more than a year before the US was brought into the war. We had to BUY their help
DavyTom71 1 year ago
@DavyTom71 Oh you think they are rude to everyone else? more hypocrite shite as you are being very rude to them...also I have been to America and everyone was nice to me so maybe you should not act like a little cunt if you want to be treated good.
Yes they did save you of course you will never admit it. UK needed 1 million + tons of supplies imported by boat every day where do you think it all came from? Ireland? lol
blackrob2002 1 year ago
@blackrob2002
Typical Aussie! Comes here expecting the red carpet treatment, thinking he can talk down to the poms, and is offended when we tell you to sod off. We know we needed those supplies, that's why they SOLD them to us. They were not a benevolent gift. What do you think the Battle of Britain was for? It was to prevent the invasion of Britain. And we won. And there would have been Australian pilots in that battle too. But don't let facts get in the way of sucking up to Americans
DavyTom71 1 year ago
@DavyTom71 ha ha I guess telling the truth is sucking up then ok. Or because I dont bash yanks like every other idiot out there like you?
Yes you did need those supplies and without them would have starved into submission. USA was the only one who could help you out of that. And that did, despite being declared neutral in the war they gave you discount weapons and tons of supplies even send their navy to escort it from the nazis as you know they were pissed USA was siding with Britain.
blackrob2002 1 year ago
@blackrob2002
Yeah, now the UK is pissed that we side with US. Some people that my parents know are pissed because their son came back from Iraq a complete mental wreck and with half his face burnt off. And all for George and Tony's lies and fucking oil. And our reward for standing by America: they vomit all over us whenever they can. Go on, cobber, defend that shit. And as for World War 2: no one gives a fuck about that anymore because it's ancient history
DavyTom71 1 year ago
@DavyTom71 70 years ago ancient history? people talk about ww2 alot because its not freakin ancient history your grandparents were in that if they died you wouldnt fucking be here.
if your countries run out of oil do you know what will happen to you? think long and hard. would you rather have all the crazy muslims having all the oil? i think innocent people dying is terrible but i'd rather western civilization live on than stone ass islamic shite.
blackrob2002 1 year ago
@blackrob2002
You are so right. How dare these Muslims have oil in their countries and then expect us to pay for it. it's just not right! I was going to say that you don't give a fuck about innocent people dying. I think you do care, but your loyalty prevents you from admitting it - even to yourself. You know wars for oil are wrong, but you're in a really deep state of denial. One day you will wake up. Probably when China has taken over
DavyTom71 1 year ago
@DavyTom71 like this is anything new? practically every war has been fought over resources / power.
I'm a realist. Yes I will say its really fucked for any innocent person to be killed. But our (your) leaders are not idiots even though we think they are, sure they have agenda and that is to keep your country from imploding. They didnt want go into Iraq to steal oil, they had no problem paying for it but Saddam started to turn on them.
Without oil you will all die. Period. Now face reality.
blackrob2002 1 year ago
@blackrob2002
There was no threat, either from Saddam or to our oil supplies. Iraq posed no military threat; it was practically giving away its oil in exchange for aid; and showed no sign of withholding it from us. Oil was much cheaper before the invasion of Iraq. There is still plenty of oil. There were no weapons of mass destruction. The reality was thousands of people died for God knows what reason. Our leaders are not idiots. But they do lie and use scare tactics to get what they want
DavyTom71 1 year ago
@DavyTom71 lol, but harsh
clydewell 10 months ago
i love your videos! keep posting! <3 xx
X0XKTDX0X 1 year ago
2:41 Its like in the film cars! Lmao!
cjchillin2k8 1 year ago
Dont get those in England!
k0rhil 1 year ago
Comment removed
Nihilanth1982 1 year ago
You were in Texas pal. Those silly boot, buckle and oversized hat-wearing blokes wanted to suceed from the U.S. and turn into their own weird little nation. They're not from this planet. Next time you want to visit the states and see real America visit New York or California. ....avoid the 'backwards' southeastern states....they are a poor representation.
vin332010z 1 year ago
we do have trucks in england idiot
Tprince1234567890 1 year ago
@Tprince1234567890 and English trucks are better because there not wasting material for the big bonet
shoelase17 1 year ago
am I supposed to know who these talentless cunts are?
maureenOWW 1 year ago
@maureenOWW
am i supposed to know what the fuck your talking about or are you arrogant enough to believe your better than them
ArroganceHasAnotherN 1 year ago
"im an american. dont get those in england." haha. :)
whatthefumski 1 year ago
he should go to a gun store "dont get those in england!" hahaha lmao you can have guns, but all shitty ones lol.
uluvmyballs 1 year ago 4
@uluvmyballs .....that's a good thing
sami2503 1 year ago
@sami2503 how is that a good thing?
uluvmyballs 1 year ago
@uluvmyballs because as a result, there's less violence and crime
sami2503 1 year ago
@sami2503 not true
if guns are outlawed then only the criminals have guns
uluvmyballs 1 year ago
@uluvmyballs and the law enforcement with the guns to stop them.
Spacepope3k 1 year ago
@Spacepope3k and people in america enjoy going hunting and shooting
Say someone breaks in your house at 3am, what are you gonna do? call the cops? you would already be dead
uluvmyballs 1 year ago
im gonna kick your ass daveyboyz.... what do you mean you won't have another oreo?
TheDeadlyCakes 1 year ago
to be fair. he was in texas.
Texas isn't really America, or most americans wish it wasn't
normalr 1 year ago 2
Think all the negative comments shows the average intelligence of americans ,don't have a clue about fuck all in the world.
123lincs 1 year ago
So what did these guys in this video do wrong that some of you feel the need to insult them? Yes, I am an American. Don't hate the average person of England if you dislike the politicians.
DizziNY 1 year ago
Ello Lads!?! - Dont say THAT in America!
jgdx2003 1 year ago
You may have noticed that here we don't speak like cocky douche bags.
topsy420 1 year ago
wat u can find in England is dirty racism
divdgr8 1 year ago
@divdgr8 fuck niggers
23usmc23 1 year ago
@23usmc23 fuck u scumbag
divdgr8 1 year ago
@divdgr8 lick my white balls puss boi!!
23usmc23 1 year ago
@23usmc23 u may be good at that...how do they taste??
divdgr8 1 year ago
@23usmc23 a fag would wanna know the answer to that. i couldnt tell you. ask ur mother
23usmc23 1 year ago
@divdgr8 : as opposed to America who is completely devoid of racism?
darkpassenger09 1 year ago
@divdgr8 lol are you serious? it's everywhere
sami2503 1 year ago
If you were caught on the street in Texas drinking your Fresca, you would be branded a queer, shot and killed, stuffed and put on display in a sportsmen's shop. LOL! What convinced you to live in the most conservative state in the union?
kdixon7783c 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
TheB3dhead 1 year ago
You are a very cute lad and VERY funny! Thank you!
Just so you'll know, I'm getting you in L.A.!
MrJeeves4me 1 year ago
English sarcasm is hilarious! I need to get one of those. We don't have those in America. I wonder if the pound has one of them or a home depot.lol I kid. Good shit guys. I've never seen traffic lights hanging on shoe laces before and I live in Texas aswell. DFW to be exact. Then again, Houston is the hood of Texas.:)
hushg2000 1 year ago
please dont find your way back here !!!
RICHARDTOMLEY10WHARF 1 year ago
@RICHARDTOMLEY10WHARF hey richard ill second that hehe!!!!!
paulusmctallus 1 year ago
@paulusmctallus third
lolunoob9 1 year ago
Cool video! Made me laugh! I lived in Sunderland for 5 months back in 1997. My English friends came to Milwaukee to visit a year later, then I went back to Sunderland to see them again in 99. Then Alestair came back yet again to visit his Americans he met back in '97 yet again. He still comes over nearly every year. I love Sunderland! I love everything damn it.
JohnQRandom 1 year ago
@JohnQRandom
i'm surprised you could understand a geordie accent
JoshRobertson142 1 year ago
@JoshRobertson142
I suppose it's almost like listening to someone singing. After a while I just memorized the lyrics. LOL.
JohnQRandom 1 year ago
hey all americans. this is a typical middle class english geek. here in the uk we generally think hes a dip stick. in russia they find him very funny, i rest my case. are you also sub human?????
paulusmctallus 1 year ago
Last bit made me laugh. You do get laughs in England. o.O
UnitedKingdomify 1 year ago
Anybody that wants to talk shit about America... YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE ON THIS WEBSITE IF IT WASN'T FOR AMERICA!!!
elizabethlyne87 1 year ago
@elizabethlyne87 : America didn't invent youtube, one or maybe two people from america did, so even if their was no america (no white civilisation anyway) then out of the millions of people on this planet i'm sure someone else could have thought to make a website where we can watch free videos. We don't have to like America to like what some of its inhabitants have brought us. Some people don't like Scotland but i'm sure they like T.V, Phones, cars, X-Rays are always helpful... and so on.
darkpassenger09 1 year ago
@elizabethlyne87 you wouldnt be alive if if wasnt for britain, we kinda, you know, put you there. then you all went mardy and wanted to live on your own.
massawesome 1 year ago
@massawesome You didnt put me anywhere.... how do you even know my ancestors are from England?? People in America are from everywhere you tard.
elizabethlyne87 1 year ago
Comment removed
Nihilanth1982 1 year ago
Don't you mean the united states of ASSHOLES!
MyMerlin1 1 year ago
my cousin lives in houston..sugarland! yay
bbender1986 1 year ago
I've never seen hanging street lights...must be a texas thing cos of all the tornadoes.
Keep in mind that every state int he USA is like another country...
no two are the same, so if you see something in America, don't assume that it's everywhere or that we're all that way. The USA is bigger than western europe.
Msalazar6sicVI 1 year ago
Damn you guys don't get anything in England, must be boring there.
r2d23678 1 year ago
@r2d23678 its actually fun
K6C10 1 year ago