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  • love the sarcasm!

  • did anyonenelse notice that the electric sign says $10:00 off? lol

  • Actually, all of those things he mentioned - except for they yellow school buses - we DO get them in England - but here in England they're just different. eg the traffic lights - here they don't hang down from cables across the street and we do NOT show temperatures in old fashioned 85F. Here it's 29C. WE drive on the right side which is the left - the historically correct side. Napolean & Hitler made people drive on the right . England was never invaded by them so we still keep to the left.

  • Is is just me or does america seem like its really old fashioned there vechicles look like they're made in the 60/70s

    And them traffic lights fuck me look like a tornados blown them of the pole onto a washing line

  • @DaleWF10 Thats probably because they like to 'keep with the times' over there, and their cars are built better, the weather is less harsh to the vehicles, AND when a vehicle needs bodywork or a rust hole filled floor pan replacing , they actually take pride and have their vehicle repaired, rather than do what most brits over here do, 'oh its not worth it, lets scrap it and buy a new one..'

  • WTF hanging traffic lights not in england we have got traffic lights that hang over the road on a pole hello ppl

  • @1989dramon we do too! YAY

  • I think most English would love to relocate to Houston, it's exceedingly hot all year round with the largest land mass of any American city and is full of gangs and murder.

  • @PupuTheClown except for the heat,sounds just like london.

  • @PupuTheClown There is more crime in london than houston

  • bloody hell that place looks boring

  • man this guy's accent sounds homosexual.

  • driving around in big trucks.... and we get blamed for global warming!!! :P,

  • Texas is rather drab and looks like hicksville. ~ Your England is more beautiful.

  • Lol I love the end 'I am an American' then 'don't get those in England' ROFL.. and fyi I see loads of Americans in England

    x

  • I love his youtube t-shirt and I hate the UK vs USA stuff why don't we all sit down and have a spot of tea lol :)

    x

  • i find it funny all these Britain Vs America comments, hater's gonna hate. :P

  • to the intelligent, sensitive,americans i apologise for the next bit, i,m sick of listening to some americans, arrogant,ignorant.tasteless, and for some strange reason call the british pussies, with our bloody and mostly victorious history.i say this to you, you can read what i,ve typed because its english, and where do we learn to speak, we learn from our mother,as america did.so show some respect.

  • I live in Houston. :D

  • Oreos are good.

  • stop talking crap about america D: dont talk crap about england either -.-

  • @njdevil281 in case you didn't know I favoured the british comedy, british comedy is better

  • lolz Im actually starting to see a few pick up trucks I think you have been in America for too long jks btw no offecnce to American's but I think British humour is better because in America if there's a joke about your own country you take it off like Little Britain USA which is banned in America even though there is Little Britain that makes fun of us and that's not been banned even the name is making fun of us cause we are little.

  • Why must the comments on videos of countries or people (America, England, Barack Obama, etc. etc.) have to turn into a huge flame war?

  • british humour is much funnier then american humour

  • @ThaMrNacho If you think Hannah Montana or MTV is comedy, you are a retard.

  • @njdevil281 he doesnt JUST mean comedy he means american TV in general is shit... its full of adverts and making fun of fat people... oh and do you even know what retarded is?

  • @killer6468 American tv is far superior to British. The UK doesn't have anything that comes even remotely to the level of quality as HBO.

  • @njdevil281 XD That is sooo typical american... You allways think your better then anyone else ( By the way I have met some very nice americans in my life, they are just so few and far between, so don't say im a "retard" ) ... Well you're not... You are a dumb self centred person who will never do anything great in you're life.

  • @njdevil281 Lol if you live in the US then you wont have seen 95% of British TV.... retard.

  • yeahh it is?how would you know

  • because british "humor"isnt funny

  • @rachelmx0 LOL and American humor is?

  • Thats limerick City! thats limerick city! xD

  • @StudentEntrepreneur You are officially going to hell.

    signed.

    Satan

    President of Hell.

    Also signed.

    Sadam Huissen

    Vice President of Hell.

  • mostly all guys in england have gross long hair and they also spike it up too wtf haha . GAY . i live in new england and also guys from england dont have deep voices . oh yeahh they also do this after every sentence xxx. wtf?

  • @rachelmx0 Are you fucking mentally retarded? 99.9% of the American population are emos with long black hair.

    Here in England we have short spiky hair and only teenage girls do the x thing

    oh yeah and you arent American because it isnt actually a nationality because you are European through and through because EVERYONE who colonised America was European

    Go back to sucking cock you stupid as shit American teenager wtf are you even doing commenting on daveyboyz video your comment is not worthy.

  • @rachelmx0 Well - no, hair in the UK with teens is just like it is in Japan and Korea; although most Americans dress generically with trends - in the UK we do not because was are individualists who are mostly atheists whereas America have cultist Christianity :)

    Also, the "xx" thing is usually a pisstake in texting. I use it on friends I don't know well to mess around - but Americans are so stuck-up they asses in their own country; they don't get British humour xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxx

  • mostly all guys in england have gross long hair and they also spike it up too wtf haha . GAY . i live in new england and also guys from england dont have deep voices . oh yeahh they also do this after every sentence xxx. wtf?

  • $10:00 ?

    Apparently time IS money in America.

  • StudentEntrepreneur.......I suspect is a Muslim and has no loyality to England. I suspect thy try dis-infromation on the internet to create hate between the alliance thats fighting the Al-Quidea and Taliban

  • Why do you think English people are SOOOO ugly over all??? I think it's due to inbreeding under 800 years of Roman Rule

  • I love Jelly Belly's!

  • england is full of fucking faggots just look at this guy!

  • Yay for Texas XDD

  • @DarkWarthog fuck steers and queers state

  • this guy went to the worst state ever........

  • i like him cause he has me hair

  • @ronniestigg i dont care what language i speak ..

    and NEW ENGLAND IS BETTTTER ! you prob. never even been here so stfu . ive been there so i know ..

  • Until you've been to the UK or USA like myself, Keep your ignorance to yourselves.

    And btw the UK is by far the greatest!.

  • @rachelx0 ENGLAND rules U.S.A sucks arse also had it not been for us you would be speaking French and German right now so thank us you dumb bitch

  • @RonnieStigg yea and if not for us, Hitler would have made England his personal vacation home. I like England but I hate anyone who talks shit about the USA. Now, go eat your terrible food, and enjoy your beaches in the cold rain.

  • @joshjanelletaz go eat shit mate the only decent parts of america are as cold in the winter soo fuck you CUNT unless you want too goo chill with some gun carry hill billys with an IQ of about 4

  • @coolgodstrike your replies are intelligent.

  • @joshjanelletaz Do you ever wonder why 'we talk shit about the USA'? Because you are so up your arse with the constant "if it wasn't for us you would be owned by Germany" like you have explained in your comment. See, if you actually researched about WWII it was actually USSR that done most of the work and the most troops lost in the war. Not to mention you came in 2 years late which gave you an advantage seeing that you had healthy soldiers.

  • @matthe3234 You should write a song about and then cry for a while.

  • @joshjanelletaz How exactly did USA save England and Britain during the battle of britain? Or in any of the other battles we fought before USA intervened? USA always stick it to canada but at least canada has the bulls to step in on the right side at the start of the war and fight for the good cause, whereas USA just looking after themselves remained neutral untill Japan declared war on the US. Terrible food? Britain has the highest amount of michelin starred restaurants in the world.

  • @joshjanelletaz Hitler never wanted to invade England. We wanted Hitler out of Europe and declared war on him unlike you fat American cunts. Hitler tried to invade us and failed you idiot its called the battle of Britain look it up. You've lost pretty much every war you've fought without us. This is why I cheer every time I hear about a dead American soldier. 9/11 truly was one of the greatest days in my lifetime. Watching you fat yanks fry in the towers was truly hilarious! fat yank cunt!!!

  • @StudentEntrepreneur Thats the most fucked up thing I've ever heard. Congratulations.

  • @StudentEntrepreneur Wow your going to hell the way you are.

  • @StudentEntrepreneur Honestly, what is wrong with you? I don't delight in the death of your countrymen.

  • @StudentEntrepreneur I am not proud that you are English.

  • @daveyboyz I am proud of you <3

  • @joshjanelletaz u just condridicted urself lol o.O - u say u like england , but then insult english ppl ?

  • @pippafruit I didn't insult you as a people I just said your food is awful and your weather is shitty. I rather like you as a people. Well...not you, particularly.

  • @joshjanelletaz lol u dont even know me...

  • @joshjanelletaz you can't say the food is awful... unless you have been in every last restaurant in the entire country... you might have just picked bad places or went there when they were having a bad day... and yes the weather is shitty.

  • @joshjanelletaz and if it wasnt for us, you would be talking in fucking smoke signals

  • @myPETsnailFRED wasn't trying to start a fire mate, I'll take all I said back. In the world today both your country and ours need all the friends we can get. Plus, I love the Premier League unlike most Americans.

  • @RonnieStigg Your country ruled us really well didn't it. Face it- you're just a tiny country full of pussy-asses with shitty teeth, bad food, and worse weather.

  • @Darktooth21 HEY FAT BOY! saw your post and felt like commenting again. Seeing as Britain ruled the USA for over 170 years id say they ruled pretty damn well. We later GAVE you your independance, and your welcome :) You do realise your bloodline is mostly British? Real Americans are the native indians... Every single thing America has to this day can be credited to the UK. do some research tubby :)

  • @Vimtox I'm black, so my bloodline is not british, you fucking idiot. And that 170 years your talking about.... colonies, not America as it is today, retard. And no, you didn't give us our independence- we kicked your pussy ass in the American Revolution. Maybe you should do some research, snaggletooth.... for history and better insults.

  • @Darktooth21 oh that explains alot if your black and American. Bottom of the intellectual pool. PLEASE do some research, because you did not EARN your independance, you were given it. France was a real threat and we were not going to let them take over the world. So when we went to war with France you cheap little bitches thought it would be a good time try and gain independance. Keeping the world safe was more important that your independance, so we GAVE it to you, to focus on stopping Napoleon

  • @Vimtox I'm not gonna argue with you further. It's easier to just let you be a retard... a racist retard at that.

  • @Darktooth21 I wouldnt argue if i had nothing to say either. But if you are going to comment, please do some research on your history before doing so. Oh and im not even racist, i was just trying to offend you, and its probably the easiest way to offend a black person. If you can, fight the urge to reply and prevent making a even more of a dick of yourself.

  • @Vimtox .. Gave? hahahah... We fucked you up in the Revolution, War of 1812, saved your shithole in WW1, and again in WW2.

    You ruled in an era where technology was rarely advancing. The US RULES in an era where technology is ALWAYS changing, not only can we keep up with it, but we maintain control, and have nice teeth, good food, and much better weather than england...

    Did I mention how you are ruled by a Queen? Because in case you didn't notice, a lesbian woman is the head of your country.HA!

  • @andoose No you did'nt ya big mouthed tosser

  • @clydewell .. good one.. real original.. way to prove me wrong too..

  • @andoose That is the exact opinion i would expect from an American. From birth you are taught and lied to about amazing your country is. Please look up some modern American propaganda. You really are not as great as you seem to think. Oh and our country is ruled by a Prime minister. The American equivelant of a president. The queen doesnt do shit, she just sits there, shes the queen. I dont expect you to relate or understand because after all, your American. Your bred to "be right"

  • @Vimtox .. And if you dumb brits were "bred to be right" then maybe your country wouldn't be full of pussies.

    You can call us fat, you can call us stupid, you can say whatever you want about us, but the fact of the matter is that the US goes out of its way to help other nations.

    Look at what recently happened to/in:

    -Thailand

    -Haiti

    -Japan

    -Libya

    How much help did those countries get from GB compared to the US?

  • @andoose You seem to have a chip on your shoulder regarding English people,and a warped,incorrect view of history,I'm guessing that you are probably an adolescent and your brain hasn't properly formed to it's full potential yet,may I offer a small piece of advice,try to think a little harder about your comments and do some research beforehand because at the moment you are fitting the stereotype of the loud mouthed,arrogant,stupid,and slightly backward American,your countrymen would be ashamed.

  • @andoose And by the way,The USA claims to be, in absolute terms, the world's biggest giver and this is true. However, as a proportion of its wealth the USA gives least when compared to all 22 of the worlds' most developed countries.

    Americans are regularly told by politicians and the media, that America is the world's most generous nation. This is one of the most conventional pieces of 'knowledgeable ignorance...For example Japan gives more even in absolute terms.

  • @Vimtox ... but sure, you are helping in Libya, but half of the forces over there are currently from the USA.

  • @andoose and....?

  • @andoose Absolute figures are less significant than the proportion of gross domestic product (GDP, or national wealth) that a country devotes to foreign aid. On that league table, the US ranks twenty-second of the 22 most developed nations. As former President Jimmy Carter commented: 'We are the stingiest nation of all'. Denmark is top of the table, giving 1.01% of GDP, while the US manages just 0.1%.

  • @andoose I hope this information is of interest to you and assists in helping you form an unbiased ,non-nationalistic opinion...and on the current sad situation that is developing in Libya...pray tell where do you think the "other" half of the forces deployed come from???...there is only one race on earth sonny,it's not the American race,the British race,the French or Jewish,or any other...it's called the human race...the sooner you learn this the easier your life will be.

  • @davyjones68 ... That sort of had an intellectual touch to it, but it is completely off-topic. If you really want to preach this "we are all the same" shit, don't bother wasting your time. If anybody gave a fuck about it then the entire world would be different.

    The point was that US has to supply half of the total forces, and the rest of the UN makes up the other half. If the US is so dumb, fat, and shitty, then why are we, again, doing more then the other nations to help.

  • @andoose Ask your own government that question not us...as far as the rest of the Western world are concerned we'll fight until the last American,if your leaders are so stupid to start and get embroiled in conflicts they can't win,then that's your problem...personally I (and millions of others) don't really give a flying fuck how much your country contributes,or what it does,just as long as we don't have to do to much and still come out looking like a winner...shows how dumb you really are!

  • @andoose England is a tiny country less than the size of Florida, course you supply more Forces

  • i live in new england,USA . but england succcks

  • Miscommunication is the problem or just your intellect??.

    Go scrub the decks you swarvy dog!.

    I'm right your wrong DEAL WITH IT!.

  • i hate this trucks...i hate all american cars...the european are much better and cooler

  • lol u 2 guys r fuckn retarded who gives a fuck XD

  • @StokeMidget Lol your correct the brits dont give a shit about america and vice versa, it just annoys both sides when someone comes on and patronises us about our own heritage.

  • @RebelSword meh, true i don't normally pay attention to any of those types of comments :)

  • Dont go to texas! thats the asshole of the u.s.!

  • @coolcatfosho Ironic how it's the most southern state ;)

  • @Razathus Actually, Florida is the southernmost state.

  • @zimmyzimgir Fair point, I apologise, i'm English. :)

  • @zimmyzimgir Actually Hawaii is the most southern state. In the Continental US, Florida is.

  • You should go to Frisco, its very nice there!

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  • Oh how cute a English-texas long distance romance. Can you still vote in England?

  • Heavy Metal Farmers......Dont get them in America :P

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  • @DavyTom71 Of course not. You have overweight, dumb-as-fuck Poms.

    I will literally pull out obesity and academic statistics to show you UK is one of the fattest places in the world with average IQ the same as America.

  • @blackrob2002

    Go and fuck some sheep, you Aussie sheep shagger. It's rich for an Aussie to criticise others. An Aussie's head is like his shitty desert island country: large and nearly empty

  • @DavyTom71 Ha and its rich for a dumb arse briton to put down yanks when you idiot country is just as fat and stupid as you claim they are.

  • @blackrob2002

    If your great-great grandfather hadn't been a criminal, you would be British now. But if you hate Britain so much, then why are you in the UK?

  • @DavyTom71 who said I hate britain? I didn't. I said its full of fat retards hypocrites like you.

    There is something wrong with ya brain mate so get checked out.

    Tell me why you hate Americans? give me a good reason. Why did they do to u? Beside save your country in both world war.

  • @blackrob2002

    Hypocrite? LOL LOL! WTF! You sponge off the UK and call me a hypocrite. Fuck off back to where the kangaroos run free. The problem I have with Americans is firstly their unbelievable arrogance and how rude they are to people from the rest of the world - including Australia. Secondly, the US didn't save us: the RAF pilots from all over the British Commonwealth saved us in the Battle of Britain, more than a year before the US was brought into the war. We had to BUY their help

  • @DavyTom71 Oh you think they are rude to everyone else? more hypocrite shite as you are being very rude to them...also I have been to America and everyone was nice to me so maybe you should not act like a little cunt if you want to be treated good.

    Yes they did save you of course you will never admit it. UK needed 1 million + tons of supplies imported by boat every day where do you think it all came from? Ireland? lol

  • @blackrob2002

    Typical Aussie! Comes here expecting the red carpet treatment, thinking he can talk down to the poms, and is offended when we tell you to sod off. We know we needed those supplies, that's why they SOLD them to us. They were not a benevolent gift. What do you think the Battle of Britain was for? It was to prevent the invasion of Britain. And we won. And there would have been Australian pilots in that battle too. But don't let facts get in the way of sucking up to Americans

  • @DavyTom71 ha ha I guess telling the truth is sucking up then ok. Or because I dont bash yanks like every other idiot out there like you?

    Yes you did need those supplies and without them would have starved into submission. USA was the only one who could help you out of that. And that did, despite being declared neutral in the war they gave you discount weapons and tons of supplies even send their navy to escort it from the nazis as you know they were pissed USA was siding with Britain.

  • @blackrob2002

    Yeah, now the UK is pissed that we side with US. Some people that my parents know are pissed because their son came back from Iraq a complete mental wreck and with half his face burnt off. And all for George and Tony's lies and fucking oil. And our reward for standing by America: they vomit all over us whenever they can. Go on, cobber, defend that shit. And as for World War 2: no one gives a fuck about that anymore because it's ancient history

  • @DavyTom71 70 years ago ancient history? people talk about ww2 alot because its not freakin ancient history your grandparents were in that if they died you wouldnt fucking be here.

    if your countries run out of oil do you know what will happen to you? think long and hard. would you rather have all the crazy muslims having all the oil? i think innocent people dying is terrible but i'd rather western civilization live on than stone ass islamic shite.

  • @blackrob2002

    You are so right. How dare these Muslims have oil in their countries and then expect us to pay for it. it's just not right! I was going to say that you don't give a fuck about innocent people dying. I think you do care, but your loyalty prevents you from admitting it - even to yourself. You know wars for oil are wrong, but you're in a really deep state of denial. One day you will wake up. Probably when China has taken over

  • @DavyTom71 like this is anything new? practically every war has been fought over resources / power.

    I'm a realist. Yes I will say its really fucked for any innocent person to be killed. But our (your) leaders are not idiots even though we think they are, sure they have agenda and that is to keep your country from imploding. They didnt want go into Iraq to steal oil, they had no problem paying for it but Saddam started to turn on them.

    Without oil you will all die. Period. Now face reality.

  • @blackrob2002

    There was no threat, either from Saddam or to our oil supplies. Iraq posed no military threat; it was practically giving away its oil in exchange for aid; and showed no sign of withholding it from us. Oil was much cheaper before the invasion of Iraq. There is still plenty of oil. There were no weapons of mass destruction. The reality was thousands of people died for God knows what reason. Our leaders are not idiots. But they do lie and use scare tactics to get what they want

  • @DavyTom71 lol, but harsh

  • i love your videos! keep posting! <3 xx

  • 2:41 Its like in the film cars! Lmao!

  • Dont get those in England!

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  • You were in Texas pal. Those silly boot, buckle and oversized hat-wearing blokes wanted to suceed from the U.S. and turn into their own weird little nation. They're not from this planet. Next time you want to visit the states and see real America visit New York or California. ....avoid the 'backwards' southeastern states....they are a poor representation.

  • we do have trucks in england idiot

  • @Tprince1234567890 and English trucks are better because there not wasting material for the big bonet

  • am I supposed to know who these talentless cunts are?

  • @maureenOWW

    am i supposed to know what the fuck your talking about or are you arrogant enough to believe your better than them

  • "im an american. dont get those in england." haha. :)

  • he should go to a gun store "dont get those in england!" hahaha lmao you can have guns, but all shitty ones lol.

  • @uluvmyballs .....that's a good thing

  • @sami2503 how is that a good thing?

  • @uluvmyballs because as a result, there's less violence and crime

  • @sami2503 not true

    if guns are outlawed then only the criminals have guns

  • @uluvmyballs and the law enforcement with the guns to stop them.

  • @Spacepope3k and people in america enjoy going hunting and shooting

    Say someone breaks in your house at 3am, what are you gonna do? call the cops? you would already be dead

  • im gonna kick your ass daveyboyz.... what do you mean you won't have another oreo?

  • to be fair. he was in texas.

    Texas isn't really America, or most americans wish it wasn't

  • Think all the negative comments shows the average intelligence of americans ,don't have a clue about fuck all in the world.

    

  • So what did these guys in this video do wrong that some of you feel the need to insult them? Yes, I am an American. Don't hate the average person of England if you dislike the politicians.

  • Ello Lads!?! - Dont say THAT in America!

  • You may have noticed that here we don't speak like cocky douche bags.

  • wat u can find in England is dirty racism

  • @divdgr8 fuck niggers

  • @23usmc23 fuck u scumbag

  • @divdgr8 lick my white balls puss boi!!

  • @23usmc23 u may be good at that...how do they taste??

  • @23usmc23 a fag would wanna know the answer to that. i couldnt tell you. ask ur mother

  • @divdgr8 : as opposed to America who is completely devoid of racism?

  • @divdgr8 lol are you serious? it's everywhere

  • If you were caught on the street in Texas drinking your Fresca, you would be branded a queer, shot and killed, stuffed and put on display in a sportsmen's shop. LOL! What convinced you to live in the most conservative state in the union?

  • You are a very cute lad and VERY funny! Thank you!

    Just so you'll know, I'm getting you in L.A.!

  • English sarcasm is hilarious! I need to get one of those. We don't have those in America. I wonder if the pound has one of them or a home depot.lol I kid. Good shit guys. I've never seen traffic lights hanging on shoe laces before and I live in Texas aswell. DFW to be exact. Then again, Houston is the hood of Texas.:)

  • please dont find your way back here !!!

  • @RICHARDTOMLEY10WHARF hey richard ill second that hehe!!!!!

  • @paulusmctallus third

  • Cool video! Made me laugh! I lived in Sunderland for 5 months back in 1997. My English friends came to Milwaukee to visit a year later, then I went back to Sunderland to see them again in 99. Then Alestair came back yet again to visit his Americans he met back in '97 yet again. He still comes over nearly every year. I love Sunderland! I love everything damn it.

  • @JohnQRandom

    i'm surprised you could understand a geordie accent

  • @JoshRobertson142

    I suppose it's almost like listening to someone singing.  After a while I just memorized the lyrics. LOL.

  • hey all americans. this is a typical middle class english geek. here in the uk we generally think hes a dip stick. in russia they find him very funny, i rest my case. are you also sub human?????

  • Last bit made me laugh. You do get laughs in England. o.O

  • Anybody that wants to talk shit about America... YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE ON THIS WEBSITE IF IT WASN'T FOR AMERICA!!!

  • @elizabethlyne87 : America didn't invent youtube, one or maybe two people from america did, so even if their was no america (no white civilisation anyway) then out of the millions of people on this planet i'm sure someone else could have thought to make a website where we can watch free videos. We don't have to like America to like what some of its inhabitants have brought us. Some people don't like Scotland but i'm sure they like T.V, Phones, cars, X-Rays are always helpful... and so on.

  • @elizabethlyne87 you wouldnt be alive if if wasnt for britain, we kinda, you know, put you there. then you all went mardy and wanted to live on your own.

  • @massawesome You didnt put me anywhere.... how do you even know my ancestors are from England?? People in America are from everywhere you tard.

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  • Don't you mean the united states of ASSHOLES!

  • my cousin lives in houston..sugarland! yay

  • I've never seen hanging street lights...must be a texas thing cos of all the tornadoes.

    Keep in mind that every state int he USA is like another country...

    no two are the same, so if you see something in America, don't assume that it's everywhere or that we're all that way. The USA is bigger than western europe.

  • Damn you guys don't get anything in England, must be boring there.

  • @r2d23678 its actually fun