Spanish published an intercepted conversation in the sea, now I'll read it out.and if I don't burst into laughing it would be fine. Because it's the first time when I'm reading it out and I haven't got used to it. A registered conversation between spanish and german at a frequency of extreme situations in the sea.
Spanish: A-853 is speaking. Please, turn 15 degrees south to avoid collision with us. You're moving straight to us. The distance is only 25 nautical miles.
Americans: The captain of the ship of the United States of America is speaking to you. We strongly advice YOU to turn 15 degrees south to avoid the collision with US.
Spanish: We consider your suggestion an impossible and an inadecuate one, so we advice you to turn 15 degrees south so as not to crash into us. (*I can't read it out futher*).
Americans (another man, in a raised voice): Richard James Howard, the commander of an aircraft carrier 'Lincoln' of the Navy of the United States of America, the second largest ship of all american marine, is speaking. We're accompanied by 2 cruisers, 6 fighters, 4 submarines and numerous support ships. I don't advice, I order you to change your course. Otherwise, we'll have to assume all the necessary measures to provide the safety of our ship. Back off!
Spanish (*are you ready?*): Juan Manuel Sales Alcanara is speaking to you. There are 2 men here. We're accompanied by a dog, a dinner, 2 bottles of beer. We are supported by a canary-bird, which is sleeping right now. (*I can't continue*). We're not going to turn off anywhere due to the fact that we are situated on land and we are the lighthouse. (*Well done, spanish! Spanish are wondeful guys:*).
We have no idea of a position we are occupying among spanish lighthouses. You can assume all your fucking measures for your safety, but in case you don't turn off, your fucking lincoln will break on our rocks.
Then goes a play on words hardly translated from russian.
Read it bottom-up.
Pina1989Colada 3 months ago
The spanish guys are cool!)))))))))))
¡Viva España!
Pina1989Colada 4 months ago
subtitles please
TheWarriorchamp 8 months ago
Spanish published an intercepted conversation in the sea, now I'll read it out.and if I don't burst into laughing it would be fine. Because it's the first time when I'm reading it out and I haven't got used to it. A registered conversation between spanish and german at a frequency of extreme situations in the sea.
Spanish: A-853 is speaking. Please, turn 15 degrees south to avoid collision with us. You're moving straight to us. The distance is only 25 nautical miles.
Pina1989Colada 3 months ago
Americans: The captain of the ship of the United States of America is speaking to you. We strongly advice YOU to turn 15 degrees south to avoid the collision with US.
Spanish: We consider your suggestion an impossible and an inadecuate one, so we advice you to turn 15 degrees south so as not to crash into us. (*I can't read it out futher*).
Pina1989Colada 3 months ago
Americans (another man, in a raised voice): Richard James Howard, the commander of an aircraft carrier 'Lincoln' of the Navy of the United States of America, the second largest ship of all american marine, is speaking. We're accompanied by 2 cruisers, 6 fighters, 4 submarines and numerous support ships. I don't advice, I order you to change your course. Otherwise, we'll have to assume all the necessary measures to provide the safety of our ship. Back off!
Pina1989Colada 3 months ago
Spanish (*are you ready?*): Juan Manuel Sales Alcanara is speaking to you. There are 2 men here. We're accompanied by a dog, a dinner, 2 bottles of beer. We are supported by a canary-bird, which is sleeping right now. (*I can't continue*). We're not going to turn off anywhere due to the fact that we are situated on land and we are the lighthouse. (*Well done, spanish! Spanish are wondeful guys:*).
Pina1989Colada 3 months ago
We have no idea of a position we are occupying among spanish lighthouses. You can assume all your fucking measures for your safety, but in case you don't turn off, your fucking lincoln will break on our rocks.
Then goes a play on words hardly translated from russian.
Pina1989Colada 3 months ago