Alan Partridge's Tour de France

[iGoshiix]

hes riding non handed! no need for that haha so funny

[velo941]

his trademark lycra shorts- classic

[oEDDY0]

Lol

[JusticeForHeysel]

I don't know what this man is playing at, there's no way, surely they will come down on him like a ton of bricks. Lol

[walkeran]

Lovely video. Many thanks!

[dogmeatpal]

Strangest thing is, you weren't even DRINKING Kenco at the time ...

[markdr123]

"...as we look down on these cyclists that look somehow like cattle, in a mad way, but cattle on bikes."

[hadrianppyt1]

This is just so baaaad

[kalju]

go watch hale and pace, wanker

[QFIhawkman]

Riding NONE HANDED! No need for that.

[webmaster074]

lol ... at all these idiots saying it isn't partridge .... I am a huge Coogan / Partridge fan and can vouch that its 100% him from The Day Today

[edaines]

cattle on bikes

[Thurston78]

Mary poppins... what's that?

[1KenBarlow]

"ahh and the man with bikes on his car is YES disqualified"

that had me laughing so much I had kenco coming out of my nostrils.

[craneflyband]

"As I said..."

[glvfan]

Kenco really rich I hope

[beanbaglovers]

@1KenBarlow and that made ME laugh...but, uh, my nostrils were clear

[wolvolad87]

@1KenBarlow ... which made me laugh, but err, my nostrils were clear

[ovavoo]

Don't rub ya fanny on me

[s3ansk1]

Dan!

[desy2478]

Cattle on bikes lol. Genius.

[randomdirectoryfilms]

This show is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

[paulmac38]

good to see the man driving with the bikes on the top of his car got suspended!

[fluentinsound]

HAHAHAHA this is funny as hell, theres loads of subtle jokes like the fact his character doesnt realise hes being really gay describing the cyclist

[xxTheJesterxx]

"Riding none handed!! No need for that."

Rolf, Alan is awesome!!

BUTTER MY ARSE!!

[AnotherHerring]

His "commentator voice" is basically a take-off of David Coleman.

[Sunlight70]

With a dash of John Motson thrown in.... :)

[Aido15]

fuck me, does no one remember this? It is genuine you total fuckin knobheads. And he talked a good bit different back then so kiss my face...

[pazmeister1]

you are a fuckin neek

[fluentinsound]

oh yeah absolutely, from what he said i can definitely tell hes a neek lol

[ajmedway]

FUCK OFF!!!!! :(

[MisterSlacker]

cattle on bikes !

[Giovanni2]

And the man with the bikes on his car... YES! He's disqualified as I said! lmao.

[klaos9999]

sounds nothing like him, voice is deeper and weird

[inactualfact777]

hes talking like a commentator and not like himself. plus i got it straight off tv dude. i didnt record the show then voice it over myself!!!!

[chuck330]

It is him! i have the day to day DVD with this very clip on it! its ridicules that this can even be questioned!

[chuck330]

*ridiculous

[moggpiano]

You are a total prat.

By the way that was'nt really me.

That was'nt really me saying that was'nt really me.

It was my typing, but someone elses finger.

[klaos9999]

yes, i'm a total prat for thinking that that voice that sounds nothing like alan partridge isn't Steve Coogan, yes that definitely makes me a prat for having thoughts in my head, i'm ever so sorry for being such a prat by noticing that that commentary was badly voiced by Steve Coogan.

[klaos9999]

it really isn't alan partridge, he wouldn't have used all the names and it would have been much funnier and it doesn't sound like him

[inactualfact777]

haha you idiot! it came straight off tv!! how can it not be real. and what do you mean he wouldnt use all the names? hes playing a commentator....its kinda what they do

[klaos9999]

thats not actually alan partridges voice, the first clip of him is from 90's football thing he did then the actual thing is just sum douche that sounds like him

[chuck330]

It is him, its from the show The Day to day!

[PotterNo1]

"They look like cattle in a weird way...but cattle on bikes" Partridge is a legend!

[jerbaume]

lmfao!!

[inactualfact777]

people....shut up!!! stop leaving comments like that on my video!! what the hell is wrong with you. why can't you just comment on the video or not bother!!!

[blackcloudday]

Haha quality, especially the bit about the man with the bikes on his car.

[jackt2469]

The man with the bikes on his car, yes hes been disqualified as I said!

Classic.

[sirhcg]

riding no handed! no need for that...

[barrygard8er]

I appear to have stumbled upon a hotbed of racial slurs and childish insults... funny Partridge clip though.

[maxmate33]

As one

quickly glances at the majority of comments on this page,one finds a particulary interesting trend.They all give the distinct impression that you sir,are a tremendously retarded, incredably homosexual foreigner!Your grammer is comical,but to be honest we shouldn't laugh at deformed monkeys,for that i feel bad.

Anyway, try to keep those knuckles from dragging too much Mr.Espada,and try to keep that habit of eating your own feaces under control.

Good luck!

[musidiablo]

Now that was one kick arse video.

I love bike racing and I love comedy, that brought it together for me beautifully. Actually it was not too different from some of the drivel that some so called legitimate cycling commentators occasionally come out with.

[robertleonard7]

Mr espada... its called comedy... as in its not REAL - muppet!!!!

[inactualfact777]

dont blame me...plus he'sa comedian...its not meant to be real

[espada9]

Lame attempt at humor and those are NOT the riders names!

GAY VIDEO!

[celt67]

Trust an american *the nation who thinks Seinfield is funny* not to get the joke... It's a SPOOF commentary.

[celt67]

Oh dear ! I see by your profile that you're 42. Surely that can't be right. What, with you're childish crap that you pass off as witt. Please, don't embarrass yourself replying. I'm embarrassed for you.

[maxmate33]

espada9 you are a DONKEY!

[Elan2jay]

espada9: u tit!!!

[stephenbriden]

Espada9 - Its people like you (i.e. 250mm+ of you) that give America a bad name.

[espada9]

Learn to count you fucking retard; the population is over 300 million.

As for your opinion, who cares, you'll be living under Sharia law within 10 years so your irrelevant opinion doesn't count. Enjoy your Dhimmitude lemming boy!

[stephenbriden]

I was actually crediting America with having 50mm of non-toolish people. I know the population, tard.

[minceanator]

what the fucks up with shariah law im a irish lad living in a muslim country which has sharia law and im getting along fine. have you ever been to a muslim country, the way you talk says that u havent so dont be such an ignorant moron

[Triplesod]

Wow wow wow wow!!! Seinfeld is great!

Substitute it for fucking Will and Grace or Friends and I will agree.

[gypsyola]

ah ah espada9, you are classic comedy! "those are NOT the riders names" that remark is actually very alan partridge!and what about "Typical lack of wit by those people who are the product of 5th generation incest!".I mean, "dude", you are the REAL alan partridge!you from Norwich by any chance?

[Elan2jay]

lol!!!

[inactualfact777]

u would think so

[charlesarthur3rd]

in actual fact yes

[jrleighton]

classic partridge!

[chase196126]

Hahaha i love the comments about bikes on cars being non sportsmanlike. Man how things have changed eh?

Chase Pinkham

[CairoEast]

but cattle on bikes. :nods:

[inactualfact777]

nah the best bit is "riding non-handed...no need for that"