Freeway Atari 2600 Review

[rmaster446]

"Introducing the brand new hit: Frogger! shit! you retard! i told you to cross that out and write freeway!"

[rmaster446]

"Introducing the brand new hit: Frogger! shit! you retard! i told you to cross that out and write freeway!"

[MuttonAndTheHam]

First I love the Tull stuff as a Jethro Tull fan, very cool. I found this game to be alot of fun. Simplicity yes but it does get more challenging as your score gets higher. Is there a way for one player to control both chickens, I only seem to be able to control the one on my side.

[KingLashiec]

Expert mode has it where you die.

[tosgem]

I'm not from America, so I might be wrong, but your accent sounds like the girl out of Napoleon dynamite.... the geeky girl who goes door to door selling friendship bands and does portrait photography. Same inflexions and accent.

[mobobber]

18 wheelers, more like 6 wheelers.

[DawnmariePW]

Something I've always been curious about is how a chicken could get hit by a semi and live through it. I would think that it would be more of a challenge if the chicken got squashed and you had to start over with a new one each time it got hit by a vehicle.

[rambling123456]

up and down are your only controls? sounds like hours of fun!

[angelprincess12345]

lol these chickens mean business!

[gamegod9000]

Unless you give the game an A or F, I don't think ive seen an Atari game yet where you dont say "This wont capture your attention for that long, its only fun for a little while".

[KurtKokaine1]

@gamegod9000 Well he's a videogame REVIEWER, so what the hell do you expect?

[gamegod9000]

@KurtKokaine1

Well, it just seems that either the games back in the day wore out too quickly (I still like them though as a hardcore gamer), or he reviews all the popular but tiring games.

[MattTheSaiyan]

Not one of Activisions better efforts on the system, though it's certainly very colourful and graphically pleasing.

[twiggy688]

@JayOsWorld no KFC

[vanchai1]

i always thought this game was called chicken lol i loved this game

[loneshewolf74]

I used to have a cd-rom of all the Activision games for the computer and it included the Bloody Human prototype. I see teenagers who are stupid and run across streets full of traffic all the time because they think they're invincible so I can see why they didn't release it...

[MiddleEasternBorder]

Are they immortal chickens?

[SauloVideoGameReview]

Bloody Human Freeway activision on anthology Only Game Boy Advance

[MrStopmotion88]

0:43 did the other side rape?

[livendapast]

I cant believe i used to love this shit! But hell i was only 6.

[melly6970]

This game was so damn horrible.

[chaosmaster07]

What a grim game.

[rebrella]

Could have been worried about implied racism, too. You certainly do find some strange games :D

[vintagevideogamegeek]

I can't think of anything interesting to say.

[titoANDdon]

I would give a b+ maybe b

[ragnorokh]

@JayOsWorld LOL, wouldnt be surprised

[gguru1]

Assuming there's any meat in them at all.

[clairefedfield]

so only vertical movement? that stinks.

[M0VYGURU]

Lol, good stuff

[SpaceWars2025]

This is great.. I love how you take a blande game from atari 2600 and bring it to life with your reviews.. 5/5!

[powerpup97]

This is just a suggestion: maybe you can like post a "to do" list on your profile or on the info of your videos. That way, we can know what game reviews are coming.

[10yearnascarfan]

thanks for posting for this. i was waiting for another atari review after you were gone so long.

[peterson282828]

this game has about as much appeal as AIDS!

[HalfBlindGamer]

Hah, to bad I didn't own a 2600 back then, I'm sure me and my friends would have fun with this one.

[la0zboi]

these atari games seem very boring to me, id like to see aqua stick to games that are more interesting, even crossing over to sega. great games to review there

[posthumanfetus]

This game looks like it got pretty boring to play alone. It's probably fun with a friend, but I could see myself playing this for maybe five minutes max before I got really bored of it. Even by 1981 standards, it seems dull.

[mrgamer1]

i like the Bloody Human Freeway version better

[jayMaze5]

there is a A-B switch for difficult. A your chicken (or Cuccos as OreWaUsopp calls them which is correct) fall back like explained in the film you just saw. But Auqualung...on B the when the chicken is hit it will start at the bottom of the street. I love your reveiws but you hit a rock on this one. Stop playing emulaters.

[OreWaUsopp]

Dood, these aren't chickens. Only Hyrulian Cuccos have that determination and fortitude.

[wayne388]

Keep up the great vids, aqua!

[powerbuttontv]

How did you get the footage for Bloody Human Freeway if it wasn't released?

[AqualungGameReviews]

That was the rom from the unfinished prototype

[gskaloyan]

there was one game I loved. You should find it. It was like space inveders but much much faster, you fought against these manta ray like aliens that seemed to chant this "bloo bloo bloo" noise all the time and as soon as you killed a few more would just teleport on screen.

Anyone know the name?

[MetaL556]

This description reminds me of Galaga on the NES. I think that was the name.

[jooniejoone]

Maybe you're talking about Demon Attack?

[gskaloyan]

Yes! Thank you, Demon Attack was indeed the one I was looking for. I miss that game so much. Was a lot of fun for me as a kid.

[theboombody]

I don't remember ever playing Atari, but for some reason I think I remember this game. Was it available on other systems?

[LiquidZ2k]

You likely are thinking of frogger

[chillineric88]

good review!

[QuackerMan45]

i like ur different themes for different games

[newcoleco]

My friend was always better than me at this game... and the game and console was mine.

[kurisux]

Isn't that such a common thing for all of us? Some friend was or is ALWAYS better than us at a game WE OWN on a system THEY DON'T? @_@

[TheTeaWeevil]

Sweet, "Farm On The Freeway"! I love Tull.

[Noyjeetut]

Good one.

[MasterAsra]

Wow I never knew that about Bloody Human Freeway.

[kurisux]

the rom is available. :D Quite a fun game

[gooligymoo]

I don't think anybody would find themselves playing ANY atari game for hours on end.

[kurisux]

Dark Caverns.

'nuff said.

[g1Chase357]

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other vagina." - Jon Lajoie

[MikeBA10]

its why did my penis cross the road

[link1123333]

those are some badass chickens

[blade1550]

great review!

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Why did the pervert cross the road?

because his penis was stuck up the chicken's ass!

[mysticNTN]

haha

[g1Chase357]

Wow, didn't expect that from ScrewAttackEurope. Larry?

[arn0ldaar0n]

@ScrewAttackEurope what is the toughest stain to get out of kids'underwear?

michael jackson's lipstick

[itsbrad212]

cool :D

[linkinparkverizon]

fifth comment wooooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[buuski]

THUMBS DOWN

[MaximumRD]

Wow, everyone who has commented so far is a loser...........

Anyway, another great 2600 review, love me some classics!

[sebamkfan]

it looks good

[MaximumRD]

FYI - my comment does NOT include you.....I KNEW someone would make a normal comment before my comment was finished lol!

[MasterJake777]

GTFO FIRST SECOND ASSHOLES!!!

[yodumx]

teh 3rd!

[futuregameman]

second

[indyj1698]

FIRST