This Marine's Christmas List - Action Figure Therapy

[nuclearjanitors]

WILD TURKEY. LOTS OF IT.

[usmcdevildawg77]

This series of videos are the highlight of my life.... FUCKING THANK YOU...... Semper FI

[zeangia]

SO I CAN GO FUCK EM UP!

[echris6]

Dig the Toys for Tots plug brotha!

[Ruwalk]

i agree about the the trouble lol..wit them i get recalled o well

[LUVBunny02]

Happy birthday baby JESUS!! Hahahahaha!!!!

[LUVBunny02]

I want Some Guns!!! Then AMMO!!!!

[UsmcDeFo]

I laughed so hard I cried

[1badazzmarine4yoazz]

Never been so proud to be a marine. and too the 11 faggs who dislike this go f!@# yourself

[dykester83]

Awesome!



[magicmo462]

Ho, Ho, HO!!!! Go FUCK YOURSELF!!!!! Classic Holiday sentiment. Semper Fidelis.

[larrytoland]

marine is my fav that all im sayin

[mykell2100]

yes... my fist are like sharks they dont sleep..KILL!!!

[DeacidicHypocrisy]

AFT Marine is a badass,,,I love it. We need him to do a Honey Badger Blood Orgy pt.2...that would be epic Win!!

[olsonnl]

Hahaha. Pure. Awesome.

[Squince01]

BAHAHAHA OMG this shit is too good

[zoomandew]

ho ho ho go fkuc yourself oh and go to toys for tots....

[CobaltBlueHawk]

I don't think AFT marine's moostache hairs is within godfather's groomin standards

[HomelessPie]

@CobaltBlueHawk

Scrape that hippy shit off ya lip.

[MetalSights]

1:09

[bryan11113]

Happy Birthday Baby Jesus

[LeLizardman]

omg, amazing, most definitely what i wish for... oh i think shes calling right now.. lol wish me luck 

[CavSctLdr]

Marine condoms aren't just for covering the barrel of rifle! They work down there too!

[StraightDeu]

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

[samuri963]

^.^ I live in Tallahassee

[Morkindie]

My fists are like sharks, they never sleep.

[Diver4life9313]

awesome shout out to toys for tots! semper fi!

[iamelvinjones]

Tallahassee got hoes

[bigtank1999]

i love this

[dadisking2000]

I love the Marine one because he's just so freakin real and outstanding.......I'M A MARINE TOO........Go Fuck Yourself!....... OOORAH

[caveman73]

LMFAO! "My fists are like sharks, they never sleep!"

[MaxMolyneux]

He should of asked for communist dick blood and tears too!

[oglum57]

4000 Dependants!!!!!



[Dragdamar]

I want to like this twice!

[yettiman77rulez]

I just fell off my chair laughing!

[imissbristol]

Why are there any other action figures?

[EMHodge1]

Canada has a military??? LoL I think he shoulda done one on 2011nov10 lol

[Vroomerz]

"I hope Iran, North Ko-Rea, AND Canada pull some shit this year so I can go fuck 'em up!"

[ratlefty]

Hohoho go fuckyourself ftw

[Bdsford00]

mmmm Wild Turkey!!! 101 I hope!

[Dragdamar]

@Bdsford00 There's another kind of Wild Turkey?

[zippifymecapitan]

@Dragdamar yea there is 101 and 70 proof for pussies

[ajizzle1999]

@praharin I dunno, your ex wife?

[midnightmagicbox]

love it- Semper Fi bros --was this or was this not like the 1st Marine we ever knew~ lol GI JOE*

[praharin]

@midnightmagicbox No, this guy is much less abrasive.

[DJ4BAMA1]

love it

[ajizzle1999]

Omg I would kill for a shirt that says ho ho ho go fuck your self

[praharin]

@ajizzle1999 Who would you kill? I have a sharpie and a few white undershirts. >.>

[Cboneninja]

for christmas i want a shirt that says ho ho ho go fuck your self

[Merajito20k]

Glad that was going through my speakers. Another great one

[thebutlerdiditfy]

lol wild turkey LOTS OF IT ... priceless

[TheKingFucktard]

My ears ......

[MysticDiamond]

It's been a week! My fists are like sharks: they nvr sleep!!!!!! Rotflmao!!!

[OttoandFizz]

this is fucking hilarious, I mean i still favor Angry Ranger but damn hahaha

[jbd1079]

Epic win!

[8willthethrill8]

instant classic

[TheZorrm]

LOL Awesome guys, keep up the good work. Hope your back starts feeling better Mr. Marine.

[hand4200]

Fucking love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[phil82245]

I wonder what our good friend ranger would want for Christmas? or complain about. LOL

[hand4200]

@phil82245 You know Ranger will be last 1.

[phil82245]

@hand4200 I hope so, his therapy sessions are the best! LOL

[BossReggiN]

Canada would fuck your shit up. Only thing you would do is tongue punch our shit box.

[Kessock11B]

@BossReggiN BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[31415926585]

thanks, great as always

[yurriah]

Hahah love this!

[marvinsjam]

sh** been boring around here

[BloodyReaper11]

Hey did he by any chance get the numbers for the twins?

BTW he doesn't need therapy. He just needs to hit someone on a regular basis. Like EVERY DAY

[YuppieGearhead]

Well, he might get his North Korea wish. Let's see how crazy Kim Jong-Un is.

[ReverendNillerz]

Ahhhh, such an accurate depiction of Marines.

[maciasusn]

What about North Korea.

[rays1118]

didn mention Russia or China? wow

[TacticalNotIncluded]

yeah Canada, start some shit, I dare you!

[mskid68]

Only therapy I'll ever need. Best thing going on youtube, don't stop, keep'em coming! If you could only add Vietnam Tom AKA "Epic Beardman"....I would need my giggle box replaced.

[SpaceAgeDiaper]

+1 for ToT. Keep my bin full when I stand it! I drive 1.5 to every place I got without pay, I'm making that trip daily, you can donate at least a buck!

[Erhardt4]

"...and Canada..." Priceless.

[three3eight]

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

[firehawk3125]

Awesome

[GDMFnDB]

"my fists are like sharks, they never sleep"

fucking GOLD

[GodlikeMachinima]

Heading over to toysfortots(.)com

Better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry......

[caninecasey10]

I couldent think of anything clever,so just thumbs up this comment.

[NutchisOO]

Haha may get North Korea pulling something with the death of Kim Jong il.

[BadRottweiler]

RIP headphone users

[actionfiguretherapy]

@BadRottweiler Hahaha. Sorry. Our Marine is a little loud. :-)

[BadRottweiler]

@actionfiguretherapy its ok he's still awesome

[mrdecepticonleader]

@actionfiguretherapy lol Gung Ho is just pissed cos he was born in a fictional place

[bgoreck]

@actionfiguretherapy isn't every marine loud!?!?

[yurriah]

@BadRottweiler I saw this comment after i blew my ears out and i was like SOB!

[TashPointOh96]

@BadRottweiler I was one of those... LOL

[locknloadvideo]

Yessssss

[collguyjoe99]

Damn, he reminds my of the German weapons squad leader I had in my platoon

[KaisermageVideos]

Marine, Jungle, Snow, and Ranger have to be my favorites.

[grfd711]

Guns...ammo...mmmmmmm.

[kyleisabeaner]

The bar statement was so true.

[reaper519]

Guns and freggin ammo!!!!

[ballsdeepinagook]

I lub jew guys.



[BigNasty0431]

2nd, and being a Marine i can relate to it

[torbotax]

First View and comment!

[ballsdeepinagook]

@torbotax Captain D-bag strikes again.

[neglectoid]

@torbotax here's a cookie.