My Life in 25 words

[Kristanni20X6]

I dunno Spongebob, it helped me!

[MinkNyu]

Yo dawg i heard you like skyrim

[IronXXXMaiden1]

@MinkNyu

yo dawg

i heard you like batman

so i killed your parents

[MinkNyu]

@IronXXXMaiden1 Lol.

[neongurl1999]

aha lol this one time i watched like 3 minutes of patrick saying "its called the ugly barnacle" So annoying xD

[TBtugrul]

well, 0:10 is funny....

[fuckedup610]

Well, I don't need keyboard now.

[PandaAndii]

OMG..THIS is my life story :D

I made everyone die :3

[ball3rb0y]

i used to know an ugly barnacle, then he took an arrow to the knee

[m4ximusfran]

@ball3rb0y even on a video which has nothing at all to do with skyrim you still manage to put that joke up.....well done

[ball3rb0y]

@m4ximusfran

thought of it cause of the uploader's name.

[Rox159th]

2: Once there was an ugly barnacle. 7: The end.

[MalcolmtheGreAt0327]

@Theviewerdude No, your just gay ;)

[Theviewerdude]

Hey patrick "what?" wanna know what's better than 24 words?...tehe...twentyy fiivvveeee...if you're a real spongebob fan you'll get the joke

[FNLkoolCrew]

Lol!

[TheDiscoSpider11]

thumbs up if you counted to see if there were 25 words

[MrExtrarocks]

5 and 6 for so undone

[TheAzureShade]

press 3 and the 4 for patrick to say UGLE

[SizableGalaxy]

The dislike bar is the same size as justin biebers dick.

[Zackx200]

@SizableGalaxy It's Smaller Dumb Ass

[Cadet1199]

If you press 4 the story of jesus begins.

[nygiants7271]

press 2 then 8 over and over

[T3Sskateboarding]

thats like high school

[TheGuyWhoLikesF1]

press 6 & 4. Un-duggle

[JordynTheUnicorn]

tell this story to my friends. (:

[caitlyng1]

1. It's 2. Called 3. The 4. Ugly 5. Barnacle 6. Once 7. There 8. Was 9. An 10. Ugly 11. Barnacle 12. He 13. Was 14. So 15. Ugly 16. That 17. Everyone 18. Died 19. The 20. End 21. That 22. Didn't 23. Help 24. At 25. All

[ADour1996]

Press 7 and enjoy

[nickmpab]

Sooooo ur ugly?

[spongebob43561]

26 words

[namikazefelix7]

nice :)

[jimmyisawesome121]

wow u must be reeeeeeeaaaaaalllly ugly.......jk

[EncryptedApple]

Press 2 for eye-fart.

[dullhen]

Q:How many times Patrick says Ugly Barnicle.

Choices:

1 time 2 times 3 times or 4 times

[westley5009]

I will get the condom

[TheWeirdEvilKitty]

Im gonna have to f**k that whale

[ZTPhotoBo]

Freaking... brilliant!

[wizardsofclay]

Wow, your life sucks

[tuggitsomoree]

@racenuke fail

[racenuke]

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[insaneeziofan]

if you tap 4 he says gull

[BugSpray2011]

@indigosmosh

FAIL WHALE

[dfire909]

sounds like the plot to a justin beiber movie

[likespuppiesk9]

lol this awesome

[MultiKittycat1999]

@esgnjnjgu omfg when u said that comment i replayed it and i dont think i have ever laughed so hard in my life. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[multiwafflez123]

better meaning than Twilight

[MrStoneRocket]

press 6 then press press for everyone died, the end

[calypso748]

anyone come here from my life in 9 words?

[deashaski]

@calypso748 i did :D

[CtDMrHAT]

@calypso748 I did <3

[andrewuesugi]

52 people were ugly barnacles and died

[val9valerie]

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Once there was an ugly Pokemon. He was so ugly, that everyone died. THE END

[1DarkKnight3]

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[THEmomsqaud2]

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I made a whale

[ZackDunlapGaming]

@Bobbypoker recount. Its 25

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[Bobbypoker]

that's 24

[sailormoonfan45]

He was so ugly everyone died. **smiles**

[FUNGIJACK747]

more emotional than twilight.

[Khaenz]

Press 3, 4 and then 7.

Ugly Coal. The End.

[DarkcookiesxD]

I like the one about the sad little angler

[BigHairyBalls3000]

@Thatblackguy19 lmao I only get that cuz I just watched the south park episode like a half hour ago.

[a1sonew130]

It helped me

[MrGamecube14]

i count 27 words

[XpoZuReZ1]

Thumbs up if you actually counted each word.

[Flarecannon1432]

presss 4 and 6 it sound like fungel

[skurken32]

I cant stop laugh xD

[brittandbrooketv]

best story ever ^_^

[AirsoftSniper324]

if u press 5 then 7 it says suck, the end

[Thatblackguy19]

press 2

?????

profit

[marbles1234567]

That didn't help at all :( LMFAO

[MultiBlackhawk5]

I'm laughing so hard is ridiculous

[SuperActiontrailers]

tht didnt help at all

[Braaainns]

Patrick is a better story-teller than Stephanie Meyer any day.

[TheStuntman62]

press 1 for unicle

[jermya02]

HDTV your going to get your HDTV today

[nikolac234]

Press 2 then 6...

Once there was an ugly barnicle,then every1 died

[lindsaymika97]

*sob* that was freaking beautiful. he should write a book. lmao.

[gamedan85]

Spongebob is gross keep pressing 8

[jaishu123]

Press 3 then 7

Ugly Barnacle! The end.

[teresa90650]

LMAO XD

[ThatBeastlyChick]

I don't know about you, but I liked that story. ;D

[Tomuchcheese7244]

27 words dumb ass

[MzIgnorantMarah]

press 4 repeatedly and he says coke

[esgnrjnjgu]

Why do blinks always sound like farts?

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[Aquamelodi]

@esgnrjnjgu

They sound like quacks to me...o.O

[Indigosmosh]

@Indigosmosh mine's a little ugly barnacle.

[DubstepbyAlecks]

@esgnrjnjgu I fuckin blinked -_-

[TaskSquadDelta]

@esgnrjnjgu do nyan cat!

[ninjaKillz665]

@esgnrjnjgu LOL, but WTH is that?

[MaxTeacup]

FAP FAP FAP FAP

Dad:Son, what are you doing?

Me: Im watching spongebob (and pressing 2) dad!

Me Lame

[2712670420]

Its called the ugly barnacle! ounce there was an ugly barnacle.. He was so ugly that everyone died the end. That dint help at all

[KlutzStudios]

WHY DOES 2 AND 7 WORK!?

[AwesomenessItself87]

Press 1 for inicle.

[GirlsRockGamer]

HAH! IT IS 23 WORDS! im so lonley lol

[AwesomenessItself87]

@GirlsRockGamer It's called the ugly barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end. That didn't help at all.

25 words.

[GirlsRockGamer]

thumbs up if u went back and counted the words lol

[RedBlackdragonwolf]

press 7 repeatedly... you will hear patrick say penis tons of times XD

[MrJemoeder1990]

Hai Guise!!!!

Prewss 7 then 3 then 4 then 8 then 9 and then 54893!!!1!1!1

u hurr sumthing liek dis: Stop posting those stupid ass comments about pressing numbers

[Icemario11]

0:01 0:02 0:03 0:04 0:05 0:06 0:07 0:08 0:09 0:10 0:11 0:12 0:13 0:14

For easier access. =)

[Icemario11]

I spent 5 minutes of my life doing this. 1. It's 2. called 3. the 4. Ugly 5. Barnacle. 6. Once 7. there 8. was 9. a 10. ugly 11. barnacle. 12. He 13. was 14. so 15. ugly 16. that 17. everyone 18. died. 19. The 20. End. 21. That 22. didn't 23. help 24. at 25. all. =(

[brandemonium5]

press 5 then four (not too fast). "this is cold.

[665tr]

hold 9 down it sounds like a redneck laughing XD

[imamsad123]

ahaha :D 

[MrNothingleft]

press 3 for ugly barnacles

[XtremeFunniness]

press 5 then 6 fast to hear someone died

[Shadowseeker1457]

0:01 0:02 0:03 0:04 0:05 0:06 0:07 0:08 0:09 0:10 0:11 0:12 0:13 0:14

[darksword793]

press 4 and 5 really fast about 20 times then press 7

[toastybatch565]

press 3 then 4 he says uncle.

[tjd92295]

I'm an ugly barnacle and I'm offended.

[thejakeshow2]

Press 2 and let him Say once there was an ugly barancle then really fast press 7 for The end so it will sound like:

Once, There was an ugly barnacle, The end.

[skillcapes5]

me 2

[supavids4eva]

5 and 6 So, one died. The end.

[happyface21422]

COPYRIGHT!!!!

[lazer5627]

press 3 and 4 and it says ugle

[NuzlockRuns]

Keep pressing nine and then he says bill repeatedly try it!

[zaruyko]

Press 2 then 7.

Once there was an ugly barnicle. The end.

[ElectricPanda007]

@zaruyko That didn't help at all :c

[RoaraidOfTheNeos]

Type 3 4 5 4 and hear uncle skull

[ibleedredwhitendblue]

press 8 for a fart sound

[TheAdamPoops]

press 5 and 6 really fast to hear someone died

[sebsaROBLOX]

press 2 and wait 3 seconds then quickly press 7

[njdevilsgiantsnetusa]

press 6 and 4 quickly for uncle

[Oldiecoco]

press 8 and it sounds like spongebob farted.

[GhennyProductions]

Press 3 and patrick will tell you what your mom is.

[MowiezHT]

6-4-6

Uncle undied.

[filon810]

barnacle from half life:0

[GaleStromProductions]

Patrick forgot the crucial part where the ugly barnacle got run over by a parked car

[Leishmaniasisably]

Best moment from the best cartoon of my childhood. Huzzah for nostalgia!

[dazedannyboy]

Click 6 then 4 really fast and Patrick will say uncle. Yeah, I could do this shit too.

[05anonymous50]

So many dumbass comments.

Be original you douchebags.

[dbzgohan123]

press 0 until he says the title then press 7

[dbzgohan123]

press 4 and three reaptively and you will heard patrik say uncle

[MMJJBB31]

press 8 for fap..

[BKifaz]

press 3 repeatedly to hear patrick wheeze or hold 3 to hear patrick gasping really fast

[gator1freak]

press 1 then 9

[321beyblademaster]

press 6

[Vortexmu5icinc]

press 2

[ilL2liNk]

click 9 over nd over thts how you sound when you give me head.

[BehindFalconpunch123]

1 for innacle

[Sarahrobot123]

@GnomeChompskiMLP I di count that you douche bag

[TehAwesomishdude]

3 and 4 = uncle

[bluebanna100]

click 0 then 5 really fast and patrick will rap

[gizmolover100]

press 8 for farting spongebob :]

[GiqZClan]

press 4 and 1 and patrick says chronicle

[SerbKing13]

Tap 7 really fast for bi-polar Patrick XD

[BWBlackwing]

Press 5-6 to hear "Someone died!"

[rusharican]

combine both of the top comments to hear uncle skull

[ilovefunnyvideos216]

god i learned so much!!

[Yugioh745]

5 and 1 = cynical

[brunoandre12]

Tap 5 for cool

[BehindFalconpunch123]

tap 6 for BUNT

[Gpotatostar]

spongebobs voice sounds not so good as at germans version :D

[oad654]

press 0 and 7 and thats the title of the story

[TVsmasher66]

Hold 8

[Sarahrobot123]

thats only 20 words

[GnomeChompskiMLP]

@Sarahrobot123 *That didn't help at all* It count :3

[maxzjj]

hold 2 down

[aartbastiaan22]

@maxzjj lame.

[BlisaBLisa]

lol



[memberofthears]

hold 2 for the most epic beat ever

[Mcdagumdrop]

hold 7 it looks like he is seizuring or sumtin'

[IdoV0ices]

7 & 2 to hear "Vehicle"

[MrSeanshapiro]

spam 2 for farts xD

[atidiaX]

"It is called the ugly barnacle. Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end. That did not help at all."

= 27 words

Or 25, if you count "it's" and "didn't" as one word.

[Mayoskater95]

spam 1 XD you can even remix it

[zen55206]

press 8 and 9 to hear spongebob say a pill