Dewey Cox and Drugs

[o15523]

Did you hear what I said? It gives you a boner!

[MrAnarchy6969]

ill pay for drugs

[TheHungarianBeatle]

IT'S A NIGHTMARE!

[Tw0Dents]

and you never once paid for drugs.. not once.

[Wutwut1n1]

its funny how we live in a society where we correct problems of sex and create sexual diseases (AIDS)

[NoNameMcStickles]

"eh...I think I kinda' wan' it" lmao. All that stuff about weed is so true. LEGALIZE POT!!!

[ChrissMeliss]

YOU DON'T WANT NO PART A DIS SHIET!

[aldrc007]

The best part are these parts, the rest of the movie was retarded. They tried so hard they forgot to make it funny. Bomb hard

[mahabble]

its true weed is a gateway drug!

[birdystyle420]

man this shit is epic

[RetepAdam]

Did you hear what I said? It gives you a boner!

[BaxtieBoy]

I thought dewy cox also messed with heroin and possibly even e

[ncs1988]

@BaxtieBoy angel dust an the beatles gave him acid

[MrHidekiTojo]

and he never paid for drugs NOT ONCE

[Drenzer1]

"Turns all your bad feelings in good feelings.It`s a night mare!"

[terrancenorthcutt12]

Wrong kid died!!!!!



[gigaty123]

my bro tryed telling me reefer is expensive. what an idiot. i love this movie

[TheZombie137]

lol 5 thumbs down

[74brooklynboi]

Who the fuck gave thumbs down? Probably bible thumpers.

[robbiewigginton]

i was really hoping someone made this compilation lol

[TASCmedia]

Its not habit forming!

[eazybe1]

You don't want any part of this shit...

[cowlookinpenguin]

Ah!! The Temptations!!

[motocarnage615]

@cowlookinpenguin lol why did they leave that part out!

[Cubarted]

he didn't pay once for drugs, not once.

[multitalentedfreak]

Funny stuff

[jeremythedestroyer]

It turns all you bad feelings into good feelings! It's a nightmare!

[DeftonedKornKid]

It's hilarious how Dewey says cocaine!

[Soul1of1Sauron]

gimme some of dat cacane!

[BREWAH43]

@DeftonedKornKid

no fuckin' shit

[florenmage]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

[NGPMusic]

Id like to try me summa dat kukin

[dismo77]

It turns all your bad feelings into good feelings! ITS A NIGHTMARE! D:

[tojikiston]

thanks for compilation: I think I kind of love it!!!!!!!

Dewey Rocks bebe!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Txboi001]

Dewey Cox: It's not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it?

Sam: It makes sex even better!

Dewey Cox: Sounds kind of expensive.

Sam: It's the cheapest drug there is.

Dewey Cox: [at a loss and out of excuses] Hmm.

Sam: You don't want it!

Dewey Cox: I think I kinda want it.

Sam: Okay, but just this once. Come on in.

[iudnnobasszal]

@Txboi001 Did you really feel like taking time to rewrite the script of this movie? fuck your life, man.

[Txboi001]

@iudnnobasszal

I actually copied & pasted.

[iudnnobasszal]

@Txboi001 still a waste of time

[iudnnobasszal]

if only it was the cheapest drug there is.

[YewLogs026]

acids way cheaper. lol

[neogoth2012]

It doesnt give you a hangover, and its not habbit forming. I want some of that shit.

[bluntastik]

Tim Meadows is fuckin awesome..."Didnt you hear what I just said?!..It gives you a boner!" with his negro white balding hair and a smile on his face...classic.

[Damuluv]

its the cheapest drug there is....

[bunhumper]

"Cucaine" I love the way he says it...

[dogstar1967]

you don't want no part of this shit!!

[N1VEK3]

you neva once paid for drugs! haha

not once!

[truth612]

Tim Meadows is a good friend. lol "its a nightmare!"

[HiIh76]

YOU DON'T WANT NO PART OF THIS SHIT

[GibsonGuitarist666]

This is classic. Epic scene that will live on as long as the internet lives ;D

[JohnnyRingo45]

you never once paid for drugs!!

[becomealive]

"I dont know..sounds expensive"

"It's the cheapest drug there is"

[badboi0717]

YOU DON'T WANT THIS GET OUTTA HERE!

[UTubeCanSuckMyBalls]

The fucking best

[snowman11194]

Did you hear what i said.. it gives you a bonier!

[COD4freak123]

he never once paid for his shit lol

[jiveazzturkee]

I want some a that shyt!

[fcmiller09]

"You dont want no part of this shit!!"..LOL!!!

[slayers94]

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lool lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol loollol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol loollol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol loollol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol loollol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol loollol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lool lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol loollol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol loollol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol loollol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol loollol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol loollol lol

[Kbaby71]

ca-cain...haha

dats muh movie..lol

[robotfamilygchicken]

we doin pills... and they're the logical next step for you LMAO

[ashb121]

it gives you a BONER>>>lol

[keena302]

lol......." I don't want to get addicted to it, it's not habit forming"

[XxLinkFookedZeldaxX]

YOU DONT WANT IT! - ......i think i kinda want it

[gibsonxp]

alright just this once, come on in!

[silverbackman]

Dude there's a few other drug scenes in the movie.....the lsd with the Beatles one is particularly quite hilarious "ur in a trippy cartoon"...LOL!

[MarcoMin16]

"hey paul i wonder if your songs still will be shit when im sixty-four"

[Quickatx]

ive got a new mantra

ommmmmmmmmm pauls a big fat cunt

[thekillers1stfan]

it's funny because it's true

[asanineartist]

@Quickatx hahahaha

[elliottchrist]

I think I'd like ta try some of that cuh-caine.

[brown671]

i love adderall!!!!

[bf3pwner]

2:10 lol it gives you a boner'

I makes your sex even better lol

[shineman123]

LOL i love tim meadows line "and you never once payed for drugs"

[loserguy1022]

"kucaine" lol

[JShadow94]

rofl

[loserguy1022]

LOL i love tim meadows line "and you never once payed for drugs"

[grizzlyadms34]

paid

[smithersluvsburns]

"Get outa here Dewey, you don't want no part of this shit"

Great line

[smithebh]

You forgot the Acid scenes

[miklasS3]

Whats called that movie ?

[Ryan9145X]

We doin' pills! Uppers and downers, they're the logical next step for you!

[thePWNranger]

If boners last for more than 4 hours call more ladies

[ktronmanboy]

so funny

[ZZchrisjerichoZZ]

lol hilarous

[WolksVagon449]

Hahaha I'm loving the Left 4 Dead referances.

[orajeladdict]

What? Left 4 Dead came out way after this movie

[WolksVagon449]

Other commenters

[orajeladdict]

Like most other notes I make I realized this after I already commented :(

lol...

[jesusv86]

Did you hear what I said? It gives you a BONER!

[heatherlovesjade]

we're smoking "refer"!!! lol i love the way he says it.

its not habit forming!!!

[dishdash33]

YOU DONT WANNA BE HERE DEWEY!!

[aldraw]

LMFAO

[iliketo2watch]

Hey, a little pick me up.

[saxinat0r]

Grabbin' pills

[kazaruga]

PILLS HERE

[wal9000]

Somebody might need these.

[Aalexiev]

"we're smoking reefer, and you don't want no part of this shit" hahahhahahahah

[Iamyourboo2]

It's the next logical step for you.

[xXJoeBreadXx]

"It doesn't give you a hangover."

"Its not habit forming."

"You can't OD on it."

"It makes sex even better."

"Its the cheapest drug there is."

The first time I saw this I was stoned and that was the funniest line I've ever heard!

[keena302]

We doin pills, uppers and downers.

[Treadsoftly14]

why does everyone just repeat what they just saw on this video? yeah it was funny, no its not funny when you type it out. and you dont need to remind me, i just watched it.

[lafleursucks]

They all have positives on them....if it bothers you dont read the comments

[Treadsoftly14]

all except for yours.

[wyldcat928]

it gives you a boner!

[shiningstaer]

no sam, i cant

[codyuhing]

I love it...and at the end

If a boner lasts more than 4 hours than call more ladies.

No you know what sam I dont think I want any of that shit.

[23D4RR3N23]

yeah and if you notice on the final scene when he goes out on the stage, he has a boner, he took the viagra LOLOLOL

[AlHouseProductions]

i'm thinkn maybe i'd like to try me some of that ..Ccaine

[disposedof4life]

Fucking hilarious!

[EricToTheScionti]

I WANT SOME OF THAT SHIT!!

That part with the pills was so funny, right after he cusses out the monkey, FUCK YOU MONKEY, GIVE ME SOME OF THAT SHIT!@@%^ lol

[xavierstonelucky7]

"did you hear what i said??! it gives you a boner!"

[PMAN1913]

and you never once paid for drugs, not once

[spyke45690]

"if boners last for more than 4 hours call more ladies"

[spyke45690]

I like how he's trying to get dewey to not do drugs but he makes them sound great

LMAO

[DudeImStoned]

That guys got a nice sales pitch for dealin any drug lol :P

[DannyRapture]

If boners last for more than 4 hours call more ladies.

[dallasfmatt212]

i dont want to get addicted to it its not habit forming

i dont want to overdose you cant o.d. on it

whats that drug is cocain what does it do it turns all you bad feelings in to good feelings

ahhaha i think i want some of that cakane haha

[jazzbandball]

I love Tim Meadows

[mezol1zee]

whats cucaine?

IT TURNS BAD FEELINGS INTO GOOD FEELINGS! IT'S A NIGHTMARE!! AHAHAH

[maxeypad]

fucking hilarious

[b34zt0fw4r]

I dont want no part of that shit.

[themuffinman217]

and you never once paid for drugs!....not once... lol i love these clips

did you hear what i said? i said it gives you a boner!

[onlyplaytabs]

We doin' pills! Uppers and downers! They're the next logical step for you!

[pqh32]

I want some of that shit!!! lol

[Haven11]

Get outta here comments!

You don't want no part of this shit!

[sorry had to say it]

[ffinfinity1]

1:42 is my favorite part

[harleygram]

you missed the lsd part:(

[demibiz54]

U don't want a part of shit!

[insidiousvertigo]

why can i watch this video so many times and not get tired of it? such a better movie than i thought it was gonna be...very well done. "no sam, i can't."

[Bshelton18]

This movie was sooo funny, I love the "drug" scenes. It was MUCH MUCH better than I thought it was going to be

[theanalyticalkid]

dude you cut out the best part when he walks by The Tempations.

[ContraEnzo]

LOL, that's just what I was gonna type next

[xwii]

kukaine  ;]

[alexhp91]

I'm thinking maybe I wanna try me some of that coookaine

ha

[xxkixxllxxerxx]

"Did you hear what i said It gives you a boner"

[MusicJew158]

Tim Meadows is comedy gold and way underappreciated

[WaitingForTheSunrise]

Tim Meadows is pretty hysterical. lol

[MusicJew158]

Its making fun of biopics in general including Walk The Line

[HornetsCubsRule]

If erection lasts for more then four hours...call more ladies!

[SOURDISEL247]

lol hes aqueer at the end

[Pinoyboyadobo]

you forgot about his acid trip.

[Urlfan333]

Meh, i'm glad its not in it, I didn't think his acid trip was that funny

[sirawesome90]

did u hear what i said it gives you a boner!

[pomykalj]

its the cheapest drug there is.

[RichySKing]

Beats the hell out of those date mivie and scary movie shitty franchises!

[alooferthesexy1]

no sam i can't smell it...

[fruscianteman]

ca caine!

[emixolydian]

I think I'd like to try me some of that...ca cane.

[TheBaLLZ420]

i don't wanna subcumb to the temptation... of boner medicine

[turtleofaman]

were doing pills, upers and downers the next logical step for you

[incisionsound]

did u hear what i said IT GIVES YOU A BONER LOL

[gurukilla2]

lmao

[sumguy6986]

....And you never once paid for drugs...

[yupthatsme27]

NOT ONCE!

[Bigrigcole]

It's funny how he's using reverse psychology (i think he is anyway) on Dewey to get him to take it while making it sound bad.

[sox4d]

no, its a satire of the movie "ray"

you're just stupid

[theycallmelegend]

The way he said shit in the refer scene was hilarious.

[ltdgtr]

[two seconds later] AHH The Temptations!

[dangerousDJ93]

lmfao best parts of the movie

[Vash426]

Lol, yeah.

[DaBomb2424]

IT'S THE CHEAPEST SHIT YOU CAN GET

[23D4RR3N23]

LMFAO, This Shit Is So Hilarious. This Movie Is In My Top Favorite Funny Movies. Had Me Dying Laughing All Movie.

[andykinew]

no excuses for weed..its good

[TRobJunior]

You don't want any of this.... smile...lol movie had me dieing

[lolskiwulolski]

and you dont want no part of this SHIIIIIt.lol

[swingstate]

Very Funny!!!!!!!!!