The only reason i do these glitches for people is cause epic resets your account for no reason like they did me in gears 2 and not too lon ago in gears3
I can do this glitch for any one as long as they subscribe,like and send me a 1600 point or 3 monthcard. No matter your what, my thing will work guaranteed.Think of it as you pay me $20 to get you the golden Gnasher. The only thing is that my glitch does not stick but does get you all achievments and gold gnasher,wether or not you did the snowblind maps. Email me at jeolmelendez@yahoo.com. I will do the first one for free for proof can even be a dub account. when done must say it worked.NO SCAM
Funny how they had this video taken down for copyright infringement but the millions of montages out there can stay. They hate the truth being exposed.
I remember when I did the Boomshield glitch and did it with the Lance. After performing it in Horde...I tried doing it again and it didn't work.....it was fun while it lasted though.
The funny thing is.. I've put up with all of this plus issues in Gears of War 1, waiting for the perfect Gears. Finally, Gears 3 is here.. good rifle - shotty balance, dedicated servers, Gears of War 1 & 2 feel to the game but one abomination ruins it, the Sawed off bitchgun.
For anyone that has an Open Nat... Sure, you may get good quality matches almost every single time you get in a match... But have fun getting a match every hour or so. I changed my NAT to moderate, it's SO much faster.
This video is HILARIOUS. I love GoW and all, but this crap was pretty rediculous. And the fact that a lot of it STILL hasn't been fixed is just terrible.
i know i'm a bit late to the party here, but this is an EXTREMELY well put-together video. really clever use of sound bytes, and i think its great that it really rips the creators. any type of unsatisfactory product should be met with stuff like this.
The game hasn't been fixed, host advantage is still there yes downing someone whose 3 metres away with one shot, shotgun shoots blanks if your not host, the gw3 beta had no bullshit had people raging n asking for a rematch on gw2 lool host advantage whores, apart from sworn off shutgun n the retro lance which were over power
Gears of War 3 should be free based solely on how bad GOW2 was. What I don't get is the people who got burned by Epic with GOW2 and then are right back on Epic's nuts when they announced GOW3. If I buy the game at launch, it will be used, so they don't see a dime.
I remember doing the chainsaw glitch in GoW. That was funny. You could mimic the chainsaw motion with the shotgun, then as soon as you switch to the lancer or die, the other person falls to chunks and it says he was chainsawed. I once got a guy as he was diving down the stairs on War Machine. As he was parallel to the ground, he fell to chunks.
lol i found one i dont know too well how it worked but i was playin guardian and holding down the button that shows where your teammates are and my leader icon in the top left changed a little. When I hit the button again the game turned a trippy like it was sweet, until i died, which reset it.
These are one of the reason why i stick with Gears 1. Yes Gears 1 in its own right has glitches. But this one is a pain in the ass. When i got my lvl 100 i was done with Gears 2. I do not get the Gears 2 fans at all. Most of the Gears 2 fans love this game cause the hit registry is bad. They are like it is so good cause it takes more skill to kill a guy cause the gun registry is bad. And i'm like wtf are you all on crack. The hit registry in Gears 1 was better than 2.
The glitches are true I got it day 1 and its so glitchy atleast now adays its not as bad but it took them so long to fix luckly this video is 3 years old and GoW 3 should be good I played the beta and seen leaked campaign... the game is solid.
You guys just suck if you're complaining about connection/host.
The game does have one of the worst and most common connective issues of any shooter I've ever played, but I still play gow2 to this day with the crap lag and still do fine.
I'm not liking nor disliking...because i can't make up my mind if this video applies to this. If stupid ass people would stop finding glitches and then putting them up on youtube it wouldn't be an issue...sure it's epic fault for being lazy and stopping it...but the community needs to stop doing it...and it's not only for GoW.
I bet no one has even played this game after title update 6, i have and there is hardly anything that screws up anymore. Other than the host, which isn't gonna change until dedicated servers in gow 3 and the occasionally lag out of games, its fine now and better than ever. yes im a level 92 so i've played more than enough
@gdogtheone wtf you are such a sell out its unreal. As soon as something new comes out the other is automatically garbage... gtfo Gears 2 was a good game and it still is. Sometimes I have more fun in its multiplayer than 3. I mean atleast I am not getting sawed-off by these cowards that dont even know how to aim.
@TipsForTheLost no they didnt fix everything in GOW 3, everyone still gets deranked to lvl 1 and lose almost everything Epic still screws us over after all the hours we put into their game, we still lose it all just like gow 2 but dont worry it will happen to you sooner or later gear fans( even if we get deranked just know we still cant stop playing ^ too addicting)
hahahahahaha i laugh so hard when they were making fun of cliff and da people and da last 1 wuz funny when marcus said sux 2 be them hahahahah so freakin funny
Haha, I laughed my ass off, nicely done. I love how you put delta squad's lines into it. It (sadly, but) truly depicts buggy shitpile Gears of War 2 is...
oye amigo no se si me entiendas asi que quiero que me explique como hacer ese fallo del lancer inparable por favor espero tu respuesta me gusta muchisimo usar el lancer
haha i watch this video like every 4or5 months and it never gets old xD. if gears of war 3 has loads of glitches at launch (which people will find out eventually will u do another one of these?)
@mysteryloser24 Oh look, the same repetitive comments 2 years after this video has been up. The title of the video is there just to make the video easier to search for, i know lag and matchmaking problems aren't glitches. This video is here to show what a mistake Gears 2 was. Silly whore.
@Spomph Did I really just get called a whore on YouTube..? By an idiot who can't tell the difference between slow server speeds and a game glitch? O_o
@mysteryloser24 lol at this bitch still not understanding despite me just explaining it. P.S...You must be really ugly, as the only women who like games are dogs.
@Spomph Haha, that's funny. You can't think of anything real to say, so you attempt to insult me instead. Don't try turn things around, moron. You didn't just name the video the way you did to make it easier to find. You named it because you're thick and you assumed that everything you added into it was a glitch of some kind. Admittedly, the majority of them are, but you're still pretty pathetic for resorting to childish insults instead of admitting an error. Get a life, foolish kid...
@mysteryloser24 My insult must have been pretty accurate to warrant such a long reply. And not only are you a girl gamer, you are a programmer as well.. so you must be twice as fat/ugly as i first predicted.
@Spomph You see, you're just making me laugh at you. All you can do is look for things to insult me with. You're failing miserably by the way. But that's ok, because you'll be the one with a crappy job bringing in little money while I'm making millions of pounds and owning 12 cars. :) It's the same with Cliffy B. He's doing much better than you in life, so you attempt to ridicule him. It's funny. You do know the glitches in the game aren't all his fault, right. He didn't work alone, idiot...
@mysteryloser24 lol ok, you're a budding millionaire who is so fat that you'll need 12 cars welded together to take your weight. And i wouldn't trade lives with Cliffy B in a million years, he loves himself and thinks he is cool when he is hated worldwide and he is shit at his job. Also i bet it must be hard for you to get sex being so ugly, so when you're a millionaire come find me and i'll give you a pity fuck.
@Spomph Ha! It'd be pity on you... I really don't know where the fat jokes are coming from, they're completely unfounded and so incredibly childish. Are you judging all female gamers based on your sister or your mother? Trust me, we're not all that big. Oh look, now I'm being you! Hard for me to find sex? It's not that hard when my girlfriend lives just down the road. Yes, I'm also a lesbian. What a field day you'll have with this one! :D Seriously love, give it a rest... :)
@mysteryloser24 Oh god, i'm not going to reply to you anymore as you are too much of an easy target. Good luck for the future, i'm sure those millions are just around the corner.
@Spomph Easy target? You haven't landed a single successful insult yet! Aww come on, don't leave! It was just getting fun... Ah well, cutting your losses eh? Knew you were failing, so you quit. I understand, we can't all win. ;)
Did you guys notice that in the first 12 seconds of the video, there's an audio glitch? When Cliff supposedly says the word "glitches," it's been cut in. A nasty edit with no effort to blend. Tisk, tisk...
@mysteryloser24 I make sense your just a dumbfuck, pussy meaning COWARD!! your a fucking idiot and you knew what i meant your just one of those wannabe smart asses. you just made yourself look like a fool.
@punx2205 I'm the one who looks like a fool? Have you seen the state of your comment? I made a joke, you made yourself look like an even bigger moron than you did originally... ;)
@mysteryloser24 The fat lesbian still arguing with people on Youtube, how sad. Get off my channel dyke. P.S you do realize how wrong it is to be gay don't you? It's against the laws of nature and you are a DNA fuck up that shouldn't exist.
@Spomph You're back! :D Oh yes, it's very wrong to be happy in life. You do need to start watching what you're saying now though, as homophobic cyber bullying is an extremely punishable offense ;) But that's ok, at least you're not a famous millionaire or anything! :) Oh and, last time I checked, that wasn't an argument. ;) If it wasn't me, you'd probably have liked the comment, it's just because I'm a big fat lesbian gaming programmer. You want to love it, but you can't. ;) Seeya honey ;)
@Unicron138 I'm a troll? Have you seen the other guy's comments? :) You're one of these YouTube trolls who just surf through videos looking for conversations to jump into to sound cool, aren't you? Why else would you butt in on this? Hoping for thumbs up? XD Get lost kid. ;)
@mysteryloser24 You know, if I weren't so sure you were a lesbian, I'd say you were coming on to me with the winks and smiles. Those, to me, look like you have a very big ego and think that everyone who you try to argue with are small, inferior little buggers of no importance.
And another thing, I was brought to this video because I wanted to have a laugh and reminisce about the good times my friends and I had glitching.
Now do the world a favor and go back and play your Sega Dreamcast.
@Unicron138 Well I'm definitely a lesbian. Even if I wasn't, I don't come on to children. :) I'm sorry, I didn't know it was illegal to add smiles and winks to comments! :o Big ego? No. That would mean I have something to hide that I'm skating over with my attitude, whereas I generally have a reason for the way I am. Because I'm happy. ;)
Sega Dreamcast? God, I haven't see one of those since 2002. I sure do miss it though. :/ I'd rather be playing Gears 3, but of course, it's not out yet. :(
@mysteryloser24 Jesus, and you say I'm a troll. Are you just afraid you won't get the last comment?
Now I actually don't mind female gamers, hell, my girlfriend is one. But, I don't like female gamers like you. Gamers like you like to think that they are right about every damn thing, which is why they also deny that they have a giant ego.
Now, I'm done wasting my time arguing with you, and if you comment back, you'd have just proved my point that you just want to have the last comment.
@Unicron138 No, not at all. What I'm actually doing is proving that I can stick to my guns and say what I mean. All you've done by telling me not to comment back is shown me that it's actually you who wants the last comment. You can often say more with your words than you intended to. If you read all of my previous comments, you'd know that really, the uploader was just being mean to me and trying to put me down. What I was saying was, and still is, truthful. But there, I'm done now.
@Unicron138 for fuck sake, stop being nasty to people on very decent videos. what the hell do you think comments are for?, exactly, to give your opinion of the video, not to be harsh to someone just because they are gay. who cares what gender or sexuality you are, just enjoy the video and stop pissing around you fucking morons.
@mysteryloser24 wow look at yourself, you think you know what your talking about, your a fucking idiot, you change your story every fuckin time. everyone knows you said that out of all seriousness, go fuck yourself you idiot,.
Thanks for making this. Awesome stuff. Extra kudos for the counter copyright. Youtube sucks for taking down in the first place. I'm glad they came to their senses.
Holy shit, I love whoever put this freakin' thing up! Hey, the only thing better than this is to actually show up how to get the glitches to work. It would certainly help me and my little bro in Horde. Kisses and hugs to the genius behind this montage! Oh, love the quotes too.
And don't forget how after 2.5 years and 6 title updates you can still have entire teams spawning with NO GUNS! Having a weapon not being something which is important in a shooter, or anything... at least not important enough for Epic to bother fixing.
Love how the creator of this used in-game quotes as commentary! Fantastic!
I remember the day I was in an epic battle and I was in cover As the enemy came towards me I jumped away from cover and got melee even though I wasn't touching the wall.Talk about pissed. I actually thought I was crazy.
The only reason i do these glitches for people is cause epic resets your account for no reason like they did me in gears 2 and not too lon ago in gears3
nashvilleNik 2 weeks ago 2
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I can do this glitch for any one as long as they subscribe,like and send me a 1600 point or 3 monthcard. No matter your what, my thing will work guaranteed.Think of it as you pay me $20 to get you the golden Gnasher. The only thing is that my glitch does not stick but does get you all achievments and gold gnasher,wether or not you did the snowblind maps. Email me at jeolmelendez@yahoo.com. I will do the first one for free for proof can even be a dub account. when done must say it worked.NO SCAM
nashvilleNik 2 weeks ago
Funny how they had this video taken down for copyright infringement but the millions of montages out there can stay. They hate the truth being exposed.
GaToRxxx420 2 weeks ago
Don't forget the one where you get all your stats and level reset and the dev team can't do anything about it. Yes, still happens in gow3
xkruulx 3 weeks ago
Omg i stopped playin this game for about a year until the thrid came out n finally fixed the fuckin lag!!
pappazmurf 1 month ago
I remember when I did the Boomshield glitch and did it with the Lance. After performing it in Horde...I tried doing it again and it didn't work.....it was fun while it lasted though.
Andrew42143 2 months ago
Someone teach me the Glitches please.
CoolSayem56 2 months ago
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@halo6534 lol trust me im right with you on that!! i watch this video simply to laugh
ClutchSpartan 3 months ago
how do u do 8?
MegaFalloutAddict500 3 months ago
This video makes me laugh every time.
halo6534 3 months ago
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derlopikasd 3 months ago
lol i remember watching this vid back in 08 and even til now it never gets old
gears of war 2, a 3 year old beta ;p
parrakis 3 months ago
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0:11 He added an audio.. What the fuck. Thumbs Up so everyone can see this
hegie1172009 3 months ago
hahaha this is hilarious
ViCTiMiZERVids 3 months ago
lol no wonder sitting in my country i would be killed bullshitly, and how fuck i didn't kill the dude first
UkrGaz 3 months ago
Cliffy B
Damn! How could a mother love a face like that?
OMG lmao
CamNM1991 3 months ago
The funny thing is.. I've put up with all of this plus issues in Gears of War 1, waiting for the perfect Gears. Finally, Gears 3 is here.. good rifle - shotty balance, dedicated servers, Gears of War 1 & 2 feel to the game but one abomination ruins it, the Sawed off bitchgun.
IPrefer2Win 3 months ago
@IPrefer2Win Yeah. Though Epic have very recently released a patch to try and nerf the SOS's range.
xNintendan95x 3 months ago
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nasnuver 4 months ago
this is funny shit good thing they fixed some of this shit
TBxGalvan 4 months ago
how do you get infinite ammo ? The speedy gonzalez and invisible man?
dauntlessrook 4 months ago
how do you get infinite ammo ?
dauntlessrook 4 months ago
1:32 YOU LIE!!!!
davebowman9000 4 months ago
LMFAO!!!! :)
UnbornBeast 4 months ago
@NightmareAU Rod lost weight.
HCMusicAlliance 4 months ago
Oh god, I remember too many of these. Snapping my fucking disc within the next 72 hours, As a celebration
Drakkengoth 4 months ago
I couldn't stop laughing at 6:02
EvanAlmighty210 4 months ago
its funny cause gears 3 is fuking awsome!
MrNikoBellic123 4 months ago
its funny cause gears 3 is fuking awsome!
MrNikoBellic123 4 months ago
I lost it at 4:22.
NotTrollingAtAll 4 months ago
For anyone that has an Open Nat... Sure, you may get good quality matches almost every single time you get in a match... But have fun getting a match every hour or so. I changed my NAT to moderate, it's SO much faster.
ProtectorsGameGuide 4 months ago
THATS FIVE MOTHERFUCKERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
905Droidz509 4 months ago
This video is HILARIOUS. I love GoW and all, but this crap was pretty rediculous. And the fact that a lot of it STILL hasn't been fixed is just terrible.
ReclusiveBeing 4 months ago
Even now, this is still one of my favorite videos. Hahaha!
Riphade 4 months ago
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Here's what I gathered from the like/dislike bar:
2,410 angry fans who have no problem understanding a broken game when they see one.
203 hopelessly blind fanboys.
Calibursoul 4 months ago 3
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Calibursoul 4 months ago
i know i'm a bit late to the party here, but this is an EXTREMELY well put-together video. really clever use of sound bytes, and i think its great that it really rips the creators. any type of unsatisfactory product should be met with stuff like this.
awesome.
deliman 4 months ago
how many of these are still in GoW2 lol?
gmwarriorx 4 months ago
@gmwarriorx None from what I can tell.
HCMusicAlliance 4 months ago
haha epic games u mad bro ?
Yankkee973 4 months ago
YouOweMeOne420 AND how can you do this if you can send me a friend Request : L4D2XCoachXL4D2
L4D2XCoachXL4D2 4 months ago
The game hasn't been fixed, host advantage is still there yes downing someone whose 3 metres away with one shot, shotgun shoots blanks if your not host, the gw3 beta had no bullshit had people raging n asking for a rematch on gw2 lool host advantage whores, apart from sworn off shutgun n the retro lance which were over power
yakztoxic 4 months ago
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solidluis4 4 months ago
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whoever wants lvl 100 message me have a golden hammy and ill do it for u. plus ill give u a free avatar prop
YouOweMeOne420 4 months ago
i still think its funny that epic whined about this and tried to take it down......they knew they screwed up
Saberwind45871 4 months ago
LOL FAKE
P1MPIN100 5 months ago
Glitchers add me on xbox and let me know why your adding me. GT- SpiLLz MiLk
Bleedou7sFTW 5 months ago
Gears of War 3 should be free based solely on how bad GOW2 was. What I don't get is the people who got burned by Epic with GOW2 and then are right back on Epic's nuts when they announced GOW3. If I buy the game at launch, it will be used, so they don't see a dime.
tkadri85 5 months ago
@tkadri85 only reason im getting gears is for the story and horde mode....the only two things they got right
Saberwind45871 4 months ago
haha @ 1:23 "now a word from a ginger liar"
m03hawkman 5 months ago
thats 5 mother fuckers rofl
Pipboymatt 5 months ago
Those assholes that like gow 2 multiplayer are gonna get there asses handed to them, come september 20th.
The original GOW 1 boys are gonna be back in business!!
alimoosa31 5 months ago
I remember doing the chainsaw glitch in GoW. That was funny. You could mimic the chainsaw motion with the shotgun, then as soon as you switch to the lancer or die, the other person falls to chunks and it says he was chainsawed. I once got a guy as he was diving down the stairs on War Machine. As he was parallel to the ground, he fell to chunks.
AntiFox08 5 months ago
Still better than 95% of any shooters
kyle84ish 5 months ago
i didnt even realise how bad it was untill i seen this
robross1992 5 months ago
@robross1992 most of the probs have been fixed now lolz
Pipboymatt 5 months ago
@Pipboymatt yea i know that, but i thought it was all fine and dandy when it cameout, blinded by fanboyism :)
robross1992 5 months ago
Gears of War: best multiplayer, Gears of War 2: best singleplayer & Gears of War 3: best of everything.
WeskerFIN 5 months ago
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WeskerFIN 5 months ago
this is soo fucking funny
IIIxIRONMANxII 5 months ago 4
i got a clip of a 6v6 ranked execution on blood drive. game is horrible. GOW3!!!!
TheIRealGhost 5 months ago
THATS 5 MOTHER FUCKERS
TheHateHarbinger 5 months ago
number 13 happens most of the time
ThaSkyWalka 5 months ago
I am always crab walking in gears 2, however gears 2 is a great game
ThaSkyWalka 5 months ago
Gears of War series > Cock of Doody series
sizzeler786 6 months ago
they should have done a beta
Dusknoir619 6 months ago
THATS 5 MUTHA FUCKAS
TeHHeavyWeaponSGuy 6 months ago
Where did you get the voice clips from?
DrunkGoomba1645 6 months ago
Lol I think I got the best one I was playing warzone and there was five other ppl in my team not including me.... total of 6 ppl WTF !!! -_-
bundoranboy1 6 months ago
rod ferguson.. EAT SHIT AND DIE LOL!
sssn1p3d 6 months ago
lol i found one i dont know too well how it worked but i was playin guardian and holding down the button that shows where your teammates are and my leader icon in the top left changed a little. When I hit the button again the game turned a trippy like it was sweet, until i died, which reset it.
santaswords 6 months ago
i just won two matches on king of the hill
HEIRON33 6 months ago
These are one of the reason why i stick with Gears 1. Yes Gears 1 in its own right has glitches. But this one is a pain in the ass. When i got my lvl 100 i was done with Gears 2. I do not get the Gears 2 fans at all. Most of the Gears 2 fans love this game cause the hit registry is bad. They are like it is so good cause it takes more skill to kill a guy cause the gun registry is bad. And i'm like wtf are you all on crack. The hit registry in Gears 1 was better than 2.
Reykins137 6 months ago
The glitches are true I got it day 1 and its so glitchy atleast now adays its not as bad but it took them so long to fix luckly this video is 3 years old and GoW 3 should be good I played the beta and seen leaked campaign... the game is solid.
LambdaDiamond 6 months ago
You guys just suck if you're complaining about connection/host.
The game does have one of the worst and most common connective issues of any shooter I've ever played, but I still play gow2 to this day with the crap lag and still do fine.
Dyyro 6 months ago
LOL!!!!
guess6more 6 months ago
Those 195 dislikes are from EPIC staff lmao.
Why do people deny this game is sh!t.
GoW3 FTW!
gdogtheone 6 months ago 2
I wanna play gears now
farmfanugan 6 months ago
I'm not liking nor disliking...because i can't make up my mind if this video applies to this. If stupid ass people would stop finding glitches and then putting them up on youtube it wouldn't be an issue...sure it's epic fault for being lazy and stopping it...but the community needs to stop doing it...and it's not only for GoW.
DREAMR91 6 months ago
this is some funny shit lol.
sssn1p3d 6 months ago
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hegie1172009 6 months ago
@hegie1172009 You are a fucking idiot.
Spomph 6 months ago
I bet no one has even played this game after title update 6, i have and there is hardly anything that screws up anymore. Other than the host, which isn't gonna change until dedicated servers in gow 3 and the occasionally lag out of games, its fine now and better than ever. yes im a level 92 so i've played more than enough
Skyebell 6 months ago
@Skyebell The only people that play this game are host :D This game is beyond garbage now, GoW3 WOOOOOOOO
gdogtheone 6 months ago 15
@gdogtheone
No, the game is fixed and playable now. You are probably just garbage at it.
GoosetageProductions 5 months ago
@gdogtheone yeah the host plus 9 other people god people just comment the stupidest shit on youtube
prflow 3 months ago
@gdogtheone wtf you are such a sell out its unreal. As soon as something new comes out the other is automatically garbage... gtfo Gears 2 was a good game and it still is. Sometimes I have more fun in its multiplayer than 3. I mean atleast I am not getting sawed-off by these cowards that dont even know how to aim.
Heatseaker19 3 months ago
@gdogtheone and people who dont have gow 3 yet dipshit
ColtClockwork 3 months ago
IM GLAD TO SAY MY GLITCHES WAS IN THERE!
xF1NALK1LLAx 6 months ago
well at least they fixed everything in gears of war 3. that game was perfect during the beta.
TipsForTheLost 6 months ago 28
@TipsForTheLost Except for the sawn off...
Frasse6s 4 months ago
@TipsForTheLost Yeah well every game can be ruined... And we can't do nothing about it.
malodorous1994 4 months ago
@TipsForTheLost ALMOST. I encountered a couple glitches while playing.
xXKSTStrykerXx 4 months ago
@TipsForTheLost for the moment
prflow 3 months ago
@TipsForTheLost no they didnt fix everything in GOW 3, everyone still gets deranked to lvl 1 and lose almost everything Epic still screws us over after all the hours we put into their game, we still lose it all just like gow 2 but dont worry it will happen to you sooner or later gear fans( even if we get deranked just know we still cant stop playing ^ too addicting)
seylawaldron 3 months ago
So...... HOW can I shoot while running?
Karvante 6 months ago
@Karvante crabwalk, then reload glitch for infinite ammo. SUBSCRIBE HERE FOR ALL GLITCHES POSTED WEEKLY.
xF1NALK1LLAx 6 months ago
HAHA LIAR! THE MATCHMAKING IS NOT CORRECT! NYAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Xistanceowner 6 months ago
hahahahahaha i laugh so hard when they were making fun of cliff and da people and da last 1 wuz funny when marcus said sux 2 be them hahahahah so freakin funny
changotherat911 6 months ago
Haha, I laughed my ass off, nicely done. I love how you put delta squad's lines into it. It (sadly, but) truly depicts buggy shitpile Gears of War 2 is...
MartinRusin 6 months ago
@mysteryloser24 so ur a fat ass, your fuckin ugly, AND ur a lesbian?? Wow............WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR LIFE?!?!
m4j0rPwNaGe 7 months ago
oye amigo no se si me entiendas asi que quiero que me explique como hacer ese fallo del lancer inparable por favor espero tu respuesta me gusta muchisimo usar el lancer
mechakuma1 7 months ago
oye amigo no se si me entiendas asi que quiero que me explique como hacer ese fallo del lancer inparable por favor espero tu respuesta
mechakuma1 7 months ago
haha i watch this video like every 4or5 months and it never gets old xD. if gears of war 3 has loads of glitches at launch (which people will find out eventually will u do another one of these?)
lucas96180 7 months ago
Fags.
themanJdawg19 7 months ago
this is pretty funny vid
bignatedogg76 7 months ago
yeah they py no attention to gow 2 it is kinda like cod4 there too busy working on the new stuff and thats a good thing
LiteGlitching 7 months ago
I for one would like to thank you for posting this video. Hopefully the guys at Epic watched the shit out of this and Gears 3 will be awesome!
69dominicdrake69 7 months ago
lies all lie about fixen it THEY JUST DONT CARE!!!!!!!!!
wwecruz 7 months ago
wow the intro is fake
LiteGlitching 7 months ago
@LiteGlitching It is not meant to be convincing, you are a fucking dumb piece of shit.
Spomph 7 months ago
Some of those weren't even glitches... Waiting a long time for matchmaking is something with the servers, not the game, jackass...
mysteryloser24 7 months ago
@mysteryloser24 somebody is mad their favorite broken game was insulted
sklorbit 7 months ago
@mysteryloser24 Oh look, the same repetitive comments 2 years after this video has been up. The title of the video is there just to make the video easier to search for, i know lag and matchmaking problems aren't glitches. This video is here to show what a mistake Gears 2 was. Silly whore.
Spomph 7 months ago
@Spomph Did I really just get called a whore on YouTube..? By an idiot who can't tell the difference between slow server speeds and a game glitch? O_o
mysteryloser24 7 months ago
@mysteryloser24 lol at this bitch still not understanding despite me just explaining it. P.S...You must be really ugly, as the only women who like games are dogs.
Spomph 7 months ago
@Spomph Haha, that's funny. You can't think of anything real to say, so you attempt to insult me instead. Don't try turn things around, moron. You didn't just name the video the way you did to make it easier to find. You named it because you're thick and you assumed that everything you added into it was a glitch of some kind. Admittedly, the majority of them are, but you're still pretty pathetic for resorting to childish insults instead of admitting an error. Get a life, foolish kid...
mysteryloser24 7 months ago
@mysteryloser24 My insult must have been pretty accurate to warrant such a long reply. And not only are you a girl gamer, you are a programmer as well.. so you must be twice as fat/ugly as i first predicted.
Spomph 7 months ago
@Spomph You see, you're just making me laugh at you. All you can do is look for things to insult me with. You're failing miserably by the way. But that's ok, because you'll be the one with a crappy job bringing in little money while I'm making millions of pounds and owning 12 cars. :) It's the same with Cliffy B. He's doing much better than you in life, so you attempt to ridicule him. It's funny. You do know the glitches in the game aren't all his fault, right. He didn't work alone, idiot...
mysteryloser24 7 months ago
@mysteryloser24 lol ok, you're a budding millionaire who is so fat that you'll need 12 cars welded together to take your weight. And i wouldn't trade lives with Cliffy B in a million years, he loves himself and thinks he is cool when he is hated worldwide and he is shit at his job. Also i bet it must be hard for you to get sex being so ugly, so when you're a millionaire come find me and i'll give you a pity fuck.
Spomph 7 months ago
@Spomph Ha! It'd be pity on you... I really don't know where the fat jokes are coming from, they're completely unfounded and so incredibly childish. Are you judging all female gamers based on your sister or your mother? Trust me, we're not all that big. Oh look, now I'm being you! Hard for me to find sex? It's not that hard when my girlfriend lives just down the road. Yes, I'm also a lesbian. What a field day you'll have with this one! :D Seriously love, give it a rest... :)
mysteryloser24 7 months ago
@mysteryloser24 Oh god, i'm not going to reply to you anymore as you are too much of an easy target. Good luck for the future, i'm sure those millions are just around the corner.
Spomph 7 months ago
@Spomph Easy target? You haven't landed a single successful insult yet! Aww come on, don't leave! It was just getting fun... Ah well, cutting your losses eh? Knew you were failing, so you quit. I understand, we can't all win. ;)
mysteryloser24 7 months ago
yo man your an idiot the people who made the game don't put glicthes in the people who play discover them
MsMelsam 7 months ago
lol :)
AlexIsUnreal 7 months ago
This is still hilarious, though.
ICARUSxRISING 7 months ago
Did you guys notice that in the first 12 seconds of the video, there's an audio glitch? When Cliff supposedly says the word "glitches," it's been cut in. A nasty edit with no effort to blend. Tisk, tisk...
ICARUSxRISING 7 months ago
i dont see much of all that stuff and love gears of war 2 10/10 of gearss of war 2
chrispointer123 7 months ago
@chrispointer123
i think everyone agrees gears 2 was unplayable
gears 1 was great
gears 3 beta was like gears 2 before they started patching gears2 and made it suck dick
M0EJ0EKING 7 months ago
@M0EJ0EKING
it still has its probs but its the only game i play at the mo i think its had lots of updates give it a go
chrispointer123 7 months ago
ive done the security thing a bunch of times without seing no vid
EpicEpicnessAwesome 7 months ago
You sir have earned my respect
oXG4M3RXo14 7 months ago
id like too chainsaw those people on the photo
RepaleoN 7 months ago
The glitch were the stun grenade nocks you up in the air and kills you is the one that pisses me off the most.
Blitzfrenzy78 7 months ago
The smoke stunning people was for pussies. Only faggots liked it, it was bullshit. But this video was hilarious.
punx2205 7 months ago
@punx2205 If it was for pussies, why would gay people like it? You make no sense...
mysteryloser24 7 months ago
@mysteryloser24 I make sense your just a dumbfuck, pussy meaning COWARD!! your a fucking idiot and you knew what i meant your just one of those wannabe smart asses. you just made yourself look like a fool.
punx2205 7 months ago
@punx2205 I'm the one who looks like a fool? Have you seen the state of your comment? I made a joke, you made yourself look like an even bigger moron than you did originally... ;)
mysteryloser24 7 months ago
@mysteryloser24 The fat lesbian still arguing with people on Youtube, how sad. Get off my channel dyke. P.S you do realize how wrong it is to be gay don't you? It's against the laws of nature and you are a DNA fuck up that shouldn't exist.
Spomph 7 months ago
@Spomph You're back! :D Oh yes, it's very wrong to be happy in life. You do need to start watching what you're saying now though, as homophobic cyber bullying is an extremely punishable offense ;) But that's ok, at least you're not a famous millionaire or anything! :) Oh and, last time I checked, that wasn't an argument. ;) If it wasn't me, you'd probably have liked the comment, it's just because I'm a big fat lesbian gaming programmer. You want to love it, but you can't. ;) Seeya honey ;)
mysteryloser24 7 months ago
@mysteryloser24 If you made money off of your trolling ability, you'd be a millionaire by now.
Unicron138 7 months ago
@Unicron138 I'm a troll? Have you seen the other guy's comments? :) You're one of these YouTube trolls who just surf through videos looking for conversations to jump into to sound cool, aren't you? Why else would you butt in on this? Hoping for thumbs up? XD Get lost kid. ;)
mysteryloser24 7 months ago
@mysteryloser24 You know, if I weren't so sure you were a lesbian, I'd say you were coming on to me with the winks and smiles. Those, to me, look like you have a very big ego and think that everyone who you try to argue with are small, inferior little buggers of no importance.
And another thing, I was brought to this video because I wanted to have a laugh and reminisce about the good times my friends and I had glitching.
Now do the world a favor and go back and play your Sega Dreamcast.
Unicron138 7 months ago
@Unicron138 Well I'm definitely a lesbian. Even if I wasn't, I don't come on to children. :) I'm sorry, I didn't know it was illegal to add smiles and winks to comments! :o Big ego? No. That would mean I have something to hide that I'm skating over with my attitude, whereas I generally have a reason for the way I am. Because I'm happy. ;)
Sega Dreamcast? God, I haven't see one of those since 2002. I sure do miss it though. :/ I'd rather be playing Gears 3, but of course, it's not out yet. :(
mysteryloser24 7 months ago
@mysteryloser24 Jesus, and you say I'm a troll. Are you just afraid you won't get the last comment?
Now I actually don't mind female gamers, hell, my girlfriend is one. But, I don't like female gamers like you. Gamers like you like to think that they are right about every damn thing, which is why they also deny that they have a giant ego.
Now, I'm done wasting my time arguing with you, and if you comment back, you'd have just proved my point that you just want to have the last comment.
Unicron138 7 months ago
@Unicron138 No, not at all. What I'm actually doing is proving that I can stick to my guns and say what I mean. All you've done by telling me not to comment back is shown me that it's actually you who wants the last comment. You can often say more with your words than you intended to. If you read all of my previous comments, you'd know that really, the uploader was just being mean to me and trying to put me down. What I was saying was, and still is, truthful. But there, I'm done now.
mysteryloser24 7 months ago
@Unicron138 for fuck sake, stop being nasty to people on very decent videos. what the hell do you think comments are for?, exactly, to give your opinion of the video, not to be harsh to someone just because they are gay. who cares what gender or sexuality you are, just enjoy the video and stop pissing around you fucking morons.
codmw209 6 months ago
@mysteryloser24 wow look at yourself, you think you know what your talking about, your a fucking idiot, you change your story every fuckin time. everyone knows you said that out of all seriousness, go fuck yourself you idiot,.
punx2205 7 months ago
@punx2205 Yeah? Come back when you know me. ;)
mysteryloser24 7 months ago
GOD DAMNIT WHY DID THEY MAKE SMOKE GERNADES NOT KNOCK YOU DOWN ANY MORE!!!! I LIKED IT AND THEY CHANGED IT TO ABSOULUTE CRAP!
DMSRECON 7 months ago
@DMSRECON Probably because a lot of people were bitches and they would knock you down and stand over you with a chainsaw.
lardtaziumwadmaster 7 months ago
Thanks for making this. Awesome stuff. Extra kudos for the counter copyright. Youtube sucks for taking down in the first place. I'm glad they came to their senses.
pecalunus 8 months ago
FAKE
xavierfj 8 months ago
@xavierfj AND GAY.
bman45cal 7 months ago
gears 2 is shit. gears 3 beta however was SO SICK!
SwagCrewProductions 8 months ago
i would love to post this on the gears forums but there a bunch of bitches overthere lmao....
its a m rated game
mannymax 8 months ago
the sad thing is that I love the game :(
kswift1238 8 months ago
0:10 OMFG hes a robot, the way he said GLITCHES
misterfunnyfood 8 months ago
do these really work
aacompton94 8 months ago
@aacompton94 I think maybe 1 or 2 might work.
INTRO173 8 months ago
lolall the glitches from gears 1 expect the new boom shield one and more lol
trippeffect 8 months ago
What did MrKingster432 say?
9909slimshady 8 months ago
fuck gears 2 it sucks balls
G0DatC0D 8 months ago
Gears of war still kicks ass!!! Even with glitches!
chevymanmiked 8 months ago
Holy shit, I love whoever put this freakin' thing up! Hey, the only thing better than this is to actually show up how to get the glitches to work. It would certainly help me and my little bro in Horde. Kisses and hugs to the genius behind this montage! Oh, love the quotes too.
poppysnape 8 months ago
hbhuyguyfrsdesrexf 1:60
150998ify 8 months ago
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150998ify 8 months ago
hahahahahahahahah wow i laughed the entire time
IIFeedback 8 months ago
lol this shit is hilarious!
godbrother11225 8 months ago
lmao, best video
DYLX2100 8 months ago
And don't forget how after 2.5 years and 6 title updates you can still have entire teams spawning with NO GUNS! Having a weapon not being something which is important in a shooter, or anything... at least not important enough for Epic to bother fixing.
Love how the creator of this used in-game quotes as commentary! Fantastic!
AutoPsychotic 8 months ago
this is classic! love this shit
DoctorTicklez 8 months ago
6:02 is funny
Dominic3rules 8 months ago
funny when people complain about gears 3's first couple weeks. NEWBS DONT UNDERSTAND THE PAIN WE GEARS 2 PLAYERS FACED
sklorbit 8 months ago
I remember the day I was in an epic battle and I was in cover As the enemy came towards me I jumped away from cover and got melee even though I wasn't touching the wall.Talk about pissed. I actually thought I was crazy.
ave383 8 months ago
The production value of this video is almost as good as the production value in Gears 2.
aytches 8 months ago
don't let this happen to gears 3!
MajinArenahappypants 8 months ago
wanna play horde with me... on gw2
lyndon32ful 8 months ago
GOWz CLAN 4 EVER!!!
xxxxB3ASTMOD3xxxx 8 months ago
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@Beastybolts you know im right
xxtnairbxx 8 months ago