lol. i didnt know it was a joke till you went to the drill through the nose part. lol. i just thought u were really dumb. maybe on drugs or something. i realized who you were making fun of too at the end with the balm in a glove joke. lol.
I've watched over and over and while I believe you are the most brilliant singer on the web, it's Helga with whom I am completely obsessed. When can I see and hear more from this vision of female perfection? I have something in my own gig bag that I would like to show her.
This is a common question that will be addressed in an upcoming episode, so stay tuned! In the meantime, take heart that those Barry White songs you always wanted to sing will soon be within your grasp!
Ah yes, the lovely Norma Jean... one of my best students. From Boone County, West Virginia. Also an avid mountain tap dancer. Can make moonshine that'll give you a double super-buzz!
I can't thank Dave enough for this advice! Dave helped me use all these tools, and I must say no one else has ever forced so much moisture down my chords, or reamed my sinuses for so long! And now that the size of my sinus cavity is so large, I'm no longer bothered with pesky things like emotions, logic, verbal skills, or inner thoughts. So I can just concentrate on my singing. My super crazy low dirty singing. And I'm so glad you used that song! It's for the next Americal Idol winner, right?
Yes, it's true. American Idle has chosen "It's MY Time to Shine" as its mandatory winner's song. Kinda like the "There She Is, Miss America" song, except 10 octaves lower.
He looks like a sheep dog haha =-)
xiinstinct 2 years ago
haha you should do more!!
rap2383 2 years ago
lol. i didnt know it was a joke till you went to the drill through the nose part. lol. i just thought u were really dumb. maybe on drugs or something. i realized who you were making fun of too at the end with the balm in a glove joke. lol.
davidleeking 3 years ago
I've watched over and over and while I believe you are the most brilliant singer on the web, it's Helga with whom I am completely obsessed. When can I see and hear more from this vision of female perfection? I have something in my own gig bag that I would like to show her.
wj195 3 years ago
haha This was hilarious !!
jibcraip 3 years ago
get a haircut!
RUMELSKIN 3 years ago
This is great stuff, Dave. Do you have any tips for the female singer wishing to go lower?
katydid1030 3 years ago
This is a common question that will be addressed in an upcoming episode, so stay tuned! In the meantime, take heart that those Barry White songs you always wanted to sing will soon be within your grasp!
SuperCrazyLowRange 3 years ago
tell me dave, does Helga have a sister?
wj195 3 years ago
Yes, a twin sister! They're indistinguishable save a 'strategically placed' birthmark, if ya know what I mean!
SuperCrazyLowRange 3 years ago
this is some of the best advice for singing products EVER posted on the interweb
SingingSuccess 3 years ago
lol. this is halarious
brittonvs 3 years ago
Ah yes, the lovely Norma Jean... one of my best students. From Boone County, West Virginia. Also an avid mountain tap dancer. Can make moonshine that'll give you a double super-buzz!
SuperCrazyLowRange 3 years ago
I can't thank Dave enough for this advice! Dave helped me use all these tools, and I must say no one else has ever forced so much moisture down my chords, or reamed my sinuses for so long! And now that the size of my sinus cavity is so large, I'm no longer bothered with pesky things like emotions, logic, verbal skills, or inner thoughts. So I can just concentrate on my singing. My super crazy low dirty singing. And I'm so glad you used that song! It's for the next Americal Idol winner, right?
lntift 3 years ago 2
Yes, it's true. American Idle has chosen "It's MY Time to Shine" as its mandatory winner's song. Kinda like the "There She Is, Miss America" song, except 10 octaves lower.
SuperCrazyLowRange 3 years ago