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  • rofl well i work on a shitty door and none of us are brainless lol im a judo/mma coach with a degree in physiotherapy, the head doorman is also a coach but for olympic powerlifting as he was an olympian, one of the guys just completed his degree in accountancy and the last guy is a body builder, but we all get called many things such as brainless even tho we are more educated than most of the local populace, ppl dont understand we do the job for money to suport out families not cos we look flash

  • Died of Brain Cancer?Probably through lack of use.

  • @joesoap81 atleast he had one, you clearly dont

  • When is fighting EVER one on one in this day and age? Personally I think footballers are over paid cheating cunts! Rich pricks who run insurance companies and swindle thousands out of innocent people out of their hard earned money are scum! lawyers who defend rapists, pedophiles and murderers are fucking wastes of breath! Doorman!..... Just earning a living keeping drunk idiots from causing anymore trouble for themselves.

  • @SchwarzeneggerAKAgod most doormen you meet are a bunch of brainless wankers. they do it to look hard. not for the money.

  • @soooooo89 i agree that some do it to look hard! and their ones that do aint! but i wouldnt say EVERY doorman is a wanker! just the ones that do it to look flash!

  • Bas Rutten could kick every single one of their asses.....at the same fucking time.

  • bollocks!YOU HAVE TO BE A BOUNCER

    BEFORE YOU STAND A CHANCE TO BE BEHIND THE BAR, SUPERVISE 15 PEOPLE OR MANAGE A LARGE PROFITABLE CLUB :)

    (Without the abilty to cope with uglier problems & issues hospitality holds no postion avaiable.)

  • What happened with these guys? What are they doing today?

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  • bouncers are a joke

    they cant take it 1 on 1

  • @PAKETEMON hah internet gangster flexing his fake muscles

  • @PAKETEMON They do it for a living. Why the fuck would they want to take it 1 on 1 every fucking night? There's no reason why they should risk it. They have a tough job, and have to deal with trash like you on a nightly basis.

  • @PAKETEMON YOU LOOK MORE LIKE A SHIT, THAN A SHIT!

    WEAK BASTARD HIJO DE UNA PUTA GORDA, VENGO ENCIMA LA CARA

    GORDA DE TUS HERMANAS Y MADRE, MALDITO SPIC DE MIERDA!

  • Love the irish but wouldnt like to come across one of these guys!

  • It got removed now.

  • "There is a wrist of men that don't fit in......."

    How many times i feel the same.......

  • Oh no!!! Lenny is dead? I loved that guy. I didn't know he head written a book. I HAVE to get that.

  • heres the thing..... if u talk to ppl 9 times out of 10 there not fuckheads and they will walk out them self out of self respect. it don't mater how "Tough" u are in the bouncer world just how big ur ego is big ego = big problem further more the training in self defense works no mater how physically big your out of control your patron is

  • In my younger days I've worked as a bouncer and most of it is in the head, not the muscle. If you actually talk to ppl and not try to escalate the situation, that's the best call. But if someone is boing a douchebag, then obviously it's better to toss that person out. And definately you don't have to be like 250 pounds to be a bouncer. In fact the best ones I've worked with were all under around the 190 to 210 range.

  • oh can someone upload the full movie on here

  • whats the name of the full documentary

  • Bounce: Behind the velvet Rope is the full name.

  • how many fuckin clues do you want ya blind cunt,it tells you above the video and in the info box,is yer name stevie wonder?????

  • @Ayrshirenutter first of all go fuck urself i recommend that if ur gonna answer a question with that attitude then dont do it

  • where's me white stick ha ha

  • @xXDany305Xx Its on youtube, just type the title and part 1.

  • i just like this poem

  • I notice everyone seems to talk trash on these boards... I've been in the bar Business since 1991... Ive ran a few bars, most of which was as a head bouncer. Truth is... I look for large intimidating guys. I can teach you the job... I can't teach you to be 6'4" and 400lbs... Plus it's been my experience that bigger guys don't have big egos.

  • you like the big boys then you fucking fag

  • @mrkevsta11 lol

  • Right on.

    My buddy back in Canada owns a bar, he always tries to get the bouncers that are smaller but way better trained, he just thinks that if the bouncer is big, more f-ing loser are gonna try to see if they can take him, DJTHEVIKING, WHAT DO YOU THINK

  • @DJTheViking bigger guys tend to be at peace with themselves, they dont really have much to prove if you know what im talking about.

  • @DJTheViking I agree completely. I bounce. I was in the Marine Corps. I have a decent sum of credentials. I stand 6'2 roughly 270.. I'm not a small fellow. Almost all every problem I've ever had has either been with little men trying to prove themselves or big egos.. or with women. Simple as that. Most large fellows are humble, and unless they're wasted.. you can usually talk them down.

  • @DJTheViking 6'4" and 400lbs means you're morbidly obese.

  • @DJTheViking Fuck me im still short. 6'2 242pounds.

  • lenny mclean !!!!!!

  • where can i watch the full doc?

  • race is such a big issue in the US...arent you all americans?

  • Europeans talking about race...

    If I remember correctly, nationalism and ethnic superiority was a big part of European history, particularly in the early-Twentieth Century, was it not?

  • I'm rock hard.

  • hard men stand up for themselves and anyone else in trouble under any circumstance,

    they don't beat someone like a dog for stepping the slightest bit out of order

  • Couldn't Of Put it Better MySelf Mate .

  • That's just it...they're not. Look at the stats...the real stats, and you'll see that, personal experiences, or lack thereof, aside.

  • I love how this features an old white dude, and short white dudes and a bunch of white dudes period, and like one black dude and one hispanic dude but in reality when you go to most major cities (NYC, Bay Area/Sacramento/LA, Chicago, Miami, Houston, Dallas, San Antonio, etc.) the bouncers are big and tall black and hispanic dudes. lol.

  • Because most of the population is black and hispanic.....duh

  • You didn't see Atlanta, Detroit, or DC in there, genius. If you don't know, do the research. The population in these areas is not mostly black. Everything on the west and in the southwest is mainly hispanic/Latino...not black, yet most of the clubs/bars use mainly big black dudes.

  • My point was that white were a minority in those area.

  • " the bouncers are big and tall black and hispanic dudes. lol."

    You never made a point exclusively about black dudes, and neither did heru666, which kind of makes a rebuttal about how southwestern cities are mainly hispanic and not black almost entirely irrelevent.

  • You made even less sense than the other dude.

  • Then you aren't paying much attention to what you're reading.

  • More like you don't have a clue as to what's going on here.

  • Point out an erroneous spot in my statement. try it. You made a rebuttal to counter him that stated that the population in the cities you mentioned is largely hispanic, not black. He merely claimed that the populations were mostly Black AND hispanic, which makes your reply about how the pop. is mostly hispanic, not black, entirely irrelevent. You made a rebuttal that supported his claim, which is just totally pointless.

  • That's just it, your point is null, moot, and void because I didn't support his point. You're not making any sense.

  • It would if you understood what a rebuttal is! you say you didn't support his claim? exactly! that's when you make a rebuttal! your rebuttal was entirely pointless is what I'm saying!

  • Okay clown, if you say so. lol

  • Pure logic is what says so! Oh well whatever it doesn't really matter. Peace, payaso

  • Too bad you have no clue as to what rationale or logic is, cabron. Later. :)

  • There's no need for language like Cabron. I merely returned you favor of being called a clown.

    But whatever dude, I and anybody else I know who sees these posts gets what I mean but I don't even know you so I ain't gonna waste more time arguing, peace.

  • Blah blah blah dude, your fifteen is up.

  • ??? lol weirdo

  • Yes, that you are.

  • true.

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  • I need a copy of this doc. Anyone know where i can see it streaming??

  • u can download it from bittorrents

  • The bouncers I know all trained with Royce Gracie. They don't like to fight in the club and will talk to you before throwing you out if you are being an ass.

    I've only seen one of them act before trying to calm the situation, and it was when he saw a dude punch a chick. He was put through a table and chocked the guy out! The guy tried tapping to say release to which he replied "this ain't the UFC bitch!" Good guys if you ask me. Don't know about these guys though.

  • Don't get me wrong, they're good dudes, they just talk a lot of unnecessary sh t acting like they're Sopranos and these dudes are like 5'6, maybe 180 lbs. You go into NYC bouncers are AT LEAST 6'1/6'2, 250 lbs and many of them are a lot more humble than those too.

  • I don't know about the twins or infact any of them except for they guy there Jordan ..He is one sick person i saw him in a fight

  • I can tell you this, the day of the wild and out of control bouncer is gone. Everybody has guns and lawyers and either way, you're fucked.

  • what does sice have to do with anything??

    look at Michael Kuur from Berlin.. or me im 1,78 i workt for 7 years and i am wery tierd of hearing about sice... its in the head. not the biceps.

  • There's not a real bouncer anywhere in this thing. I mean, I know the "twins" and even they're not real bouncers.

  • What are they then?

  • They're just old dudes who finish one another's sentences like the Wonder Twins. They talk a lot of shit but whenever something goes down, those dudes are nowhere to be found.

  • Fair enough. I don't know them and haven't had the chance to see the documentary yet either. I take it you've worked with them?

  • the two brothers were annoying , we hate this, we hate that, we hate the other , whine..........

  • Haha, i love this film^^

  • that guy with the carpet hair looks like the biggest phoney

  • Awesome documentary

  • lenny, what a fucking man! rest in piece

  • Peace* ^^

  • one word...smart asses..

  • they think theyre big men.cany b anoyed wi them.

  • being a bouncer aint a easy life, always get in trouble never ending stife :(

  • Bouncers don't go out looking for fights. It's a job and if you actually provoke them into fighting, it means you need a beating to get a reality check.

  • what the hell is with people calling bouncers pussys? just because they team up? they arnt their to fight they are their to keep dumbass' out of clubs/bars

  • Lenny McLean, the hardest motherfucker ever!!!

  • lenny was the hardest,.the rest always win coz they fight in groups off no less than 6,.pussys

  • Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrells Is A Very Good Film And Funny

  • The guy in the blue shirt looks constipated. Is that his hair or a piece of carpet.

  • bouncers are pussy they always fight we loads of em its like 1 ov em chokes sum1 y the other 8 take it in turns beating them tht + pussy

  • alrite guys, anyone know where we can watch this online???????

  • the film is called bouncers

  • Thats actually the end.

  • Love the Guv-nor./ Had a friend who bounced. A true decent guy and drifter who really never fitted in to the system.

  • BRITISH PEOPLE ARE JUST PURE HARD

  • thats bull.

  • NO ITS FACT

  • come to ma country,and ull c wat hapens to u.lol.

  • HAHAHA OK WHAT COUNTRY

  • im from portugal.

  • HAHAHA

  • Its weird that 2 of the smartest in the world are bouncers

  • This and the smashing machine are the bestdocos ever

  • The film is called Bouncers.

  • no its called Bounce: Behind the velvet Rope

  • oes anyonw knows where i can see/watch or get the full version of this documentary from?

  • can anyone upload the full version, this documentary is awsome

    plleeeaaaseeeee upload the full video

  • who is talking? is this a poem? by who?

    i so wanna watch this movie!

    R.I.P. Lenny!!

  • The poem is "the men who don't fit in" by Robert Service

  • thank you very much!

  • Thanks for introducing me to Robert Service's poetry. This poem is great.

  • He is good :)

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