[Instrumental] Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris - Epic Rap Battles of History 3

[umidontno040394]

time for a workout montage.

[FlameFrostShock]

BEASTMODE.

[younoob102ube]

I AM CHUCK FU--ING NORRIS!

IVE SPRED MORE BLOOD AND GORE THEN 40 SCORE OF YOUR PUNY CIVIL WAR BI--H!

I SPLIT THE UNION WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! I GOT A BLACKBELT, ON THE HAIR, I GROW, ON MY DI--!

I ATTACK SHARKS, WHEN I SMELL THEM BLEED!

I DONT GO SWIMING, WATER JUST WANTS TO BE AROUND ME!

MY FIST, MAKE THE SPEEDY OF LIGHT WISH IT WAS FASTER!!

YOU MAY OF FREED THE SLAVES BUT CHUCK IS EVERYONES MATER!

[TheKerwin100]

@younoob102ube its i got a black belt on the beard that i grow on my ------

[TheDizzableOne]

I got my face on the side of a mountain

You voted for John Mcain

I got a bucket full of my head and I'm about to make it rain!

You block bullets with your beard?

I catch 'em with my skull

I make fun of Walker Texas Ranger but I've never even seen that show!

[chihang322]

I AM CHUCK FUUUUUCCCCKKKKIIINNNNGGGG NORRRRISSSS!!!!!!!!!

[AeonFlexMusic]

put "produced by MrFlamez"

his youtube is /hitmansbest

stop being an asshole

[Kilesfactor]

Wow Chuck. Didn't know you were a Ear Doctor XD

[shadaira1]

gayhoe



[chihang322]

Incredible

[Tunechifannumber1]

Random person at the end

[EarlyNades]

I used to suck at sniping in Mw3 but now they call me brysi the king of cod, Oh ima boss (ima boss)x2 quick scopes no scopes don't ya know I do it all! Brysi is a copier, and took credit for this songs beat, look it up... king of cod. Then he goes ahead and sells it on itunes. What a dick

[MrCheeseman217]

@EarlyNades Brysi did mention that he and Nicepeter got the beats from another music producer. It was in the description.

[TheKoolPhantom]

@EarlyNades hey brysi gave credit to the rhythm go to his video and look at his description what now

[ClaraKatana]

FOOOOUUUUUURRRRRR SCOOOOOREEE!!! and sixtyfiveyears IN THE PAST!

[rabbitguy1]

What beat is this?

[TheTxNinja2]

nice peter made a new rap battle master chief vs leonidus or something upload that one plz

[DESERTRANGER7]

a 0:00 does he say clingon

[iCanNYAN]

In this picture...

Chuck: U look schmexy

Abe: WHAT THE HELL!

[MegaDJlito]

thumbs up if this beat reminds you of brysi

[MrCarlos9699]

@MegaDJlito Maybe because he made a song with this beat -.-

[JonnyFallLovato]

the lead at 0:54 is perfect.

[Davechow12]

Tell me Chuck how come you never sat down and cried on your career?

[Draakdarkmaster6]

i wear a black belt on the beard, that i GROW ON MY DICK!

[nicholas33309]

why in Abe's eyes. 1 eye is blue and the other is white

[GimiGlider]

I AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!

WHO FUCKING CARES? (not me anyways, I think that chuck norris is lame.)

[VinnyGameplay]

@GimiGlider lol why ?

[WoWkemon90]

@VinnyGameplay He's just some bad actor that people like because it's "cool" to like him.

[TwoandaHalfPygmies]

@GimiGlider

YES.

Thank you for such a great comment.

[MissAnimeFreak513]

You've may have freed the slaves but Chuck's everyone MASTER

[wafuru2]

Chuck Norris doesn't battle he just allows you to lose.

[Mystic2760]

What if this were converted into DUBSTEP?

[TwoandaHalfPygmies]

@Mystic2760

As usual, it would sound awful

[Evilboy36]

I have the "Fouuuur score!" in my head at the begining...

[freddyk1997]

gir i am chuck fucking norris!!! i spred more blood and gore than forty scores of your puny civil wars bitch! i split the union with a round house kick! i wear a black belt on the beard that i grow on my dick! i attack sharks when i smell them bleed! i dont go swimming! water just wants to be around me! my fists make the speed of light wish that it was faster! you may have freed the slaves ,but chuck is everyones master!

[RamboGuy851]

I don't go swimming! Water just wants to be around! I attack sharks, when I smell them bleed! You may have freed the slaves but chuck is everyone's MASTER!

[pikachu48]

I'M CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!

[KongregateNews]

It is interesting to note the only VST used to do this entire instrumental was ReFX Nexus 2.

[TheLighteningstrike]

@MRCAPTAINMARVEL i bet Bruce Lee would kicks Chucks ass

[MRCAPTAINMARVEL]

3 Things that EVERYONE should know about Chuck Norris!

1: There is no world or anything else unless Chuck says there is!

2: If it tastes like chicken and looks like chicken BUT chuck says its been then its beef ok!

3: Chuck has proven now beyond a shadow of a doubt that bullets cant touch him and fear hitting hit! If anyone thinks they saw Chuck get hit THEN it wasnt chuck they saw and he was not truly in that movie (Possibly a stunt double - as chuck was off on a more serious mission)

CM

[MRCAPTAINMARVEL]

@MRCAPTAINMARVEL beef*

[JaredWardlaw]

Love the battle but don't care for this beat.

[BR11Productions]

Lincoln has different colored eyes

[BlackescortSMG]

To be honest, i like this beat the mosst, it sounds epic :)

[TheBigRedMario]

FOUR SCORE!

[ForcefulxImpact]

WORLD OF CHUCKCRAFT!

[TheTsugnawmi2010]

@ForcefulxImpact So the world basically.

[ForcefulxImpact]

This rap battle has the best bass of them all

[Ziron2008]

Rrrrrr I am chuck fucking norris you may have freed the slaves but chuck is everyones master

[BrandonMancino]

1:33 - "WHO WON?! WHO'S NEXT?! YOU DECIDE! EPPPPPIIIIICCC RAPPP BATTLESSSSSS OF HISSSSSTORYYYYY!"

[sullenboy1o3o]

I spilled more blood and gore than forty scores of your puny civil wars,

Bitch!

[nicholas33309]

@sullenboy1o3o i end the union with a roundhouse kick. I have black on the beard that i grow on my dick !

[cyberwaffles]

@sullenboy1o3o I make the speed of light wish it was faster, yeah you might've freed the slaves but Chuck is everyone's master!

[FuIIOfFaiI]

best one!

[VideoEditing2]

IM CHUCK FUCKIN NORRIS!!!

[Rasenstorm1029]

plz upload dr. seus vs shakespear instrumental plz!!!

[Chiento2]

@Rasenstorm1029 Its on the official channel: ERBInstrumentals

[TwoSidesOnePerson]

@Chiento2 Sssh. ;)

[TheDarkWind666]

@Rasenstorm1029 geisel was of jewish ancestry(blood), and no doctor at all. if Hitler really did gas people in those work camps, i wish geisel would have died with the other jews. Unfortunately, no jews died intentionally during WW2

[WoWkemon90]

@TheDarkWind666 Go fuck yourself. No Jews died intentionally? I suppose you also believe that the Moon landing was staged?

[JacktheTF2Guy]

@WoWkemon90 just ignore the bastard.

[TheDarkWind666]

@WoWkemon90 well if you have done research, most people in the camps, not just kikes, died mainly from typhus, which is why gas chambers were used to kill bugs in clothing and baggage, and why people were shaved and forced to shower as many at a time. Alas starvation and dehydration took a toll on many labor camp workers considering the allies cut supply lines to German civilians, and thus, the army with them. Truly a underhanded move targeting the civilians. So yeah, no intentional kike deaths

[TheDarkWind666]

@TheDarkWind666 truly a shame, 6 million + jews gone in this world, actually all of them, is just what this Earth needs. Though you probably don't know why I say that coming at me with uneducated responses that basically reveal you just do what the government says, believe everything thats jew-approved in the media, textbooks, etc, everything that is "refined" by the kosher scum you seem to just bend over and take it it seems. Though that's not a surprise, there are many like you.

[3KidPlay]

@Rasenstorm1029 ERBInstrumentals has it

[lostintime2012]

hahaha

[Sener]

I am Chuck Fucking Norris!

[slappinyaface]

Nice

[thorntizzle]

Fuck yes!

[GiveDares]

first baby