Tori Amos Commercial

[popstar598]

Tori Amos Commercial / Stanley: Double-Duty Dad

[Eyari3]

WTF?? HAHAHAHA xD

[robobrow]

Funny thing is, I totally remember this commercial, because it was so friggin' weird.

[xoxonever]

JUST WRONG

[iankyoko]

There's the cornflake girl.

[Yootubebites]

Hmmm..I wonder where this dude is now?

[fuschiadea]

Holy Christ. I hope I won't regret my own past as much as she SHOULD regret THIS.

[matleyz]

Haha. I remember this commercial. Had no idea I was watching a future 90's icon.

[ikeorch7]

Is that really tori?

[SunnyRays06]

@ikeorch7 Yeah it is her

[flubno]

I want her to munch on my penis the way she munched on those corn flakes !

[Sherri2008]

How, in good conscience, could Tori sing about "Cornflakes" instead of "Just Right??"

[LunaSeaSane]

Love how hard she's trying... as if secretly thinking:

"Maybe if I groove really hard, I'll manage to astrally project somewhere else".



[MisterQuizzz]

lol this is so funny, this commercial makes me laugh lol !

[blueoystercub]

I heard she beat out Sarah Jessica Parker for this part....

[bedroomscene]

I'm not sure which is worse, seeing her like this, or seeing her NOW.. :(

[muskie97]

Oh Lord, this is AWFUL! But at least we know she can *really* play the piano. Maybe they should have used Hugh Laurie for the guy's part instead?

LOL Nostalgia Spot!

[TheNostalgiaSpot]

Girl on right: Goes on to become a popular, critically acclaimed recording artist that has sold more than 12 million albums and compiled a large fanbase.

Guy on left: Currently working as a Kia salesman; spends his nights crying, "What did she have that I didn't!"

[TheNostalgiaSpot]

So, she really is a Cornflake Girl!

[TearInTheirHands]

Even Tori couldn't save this commercial from being so horrible.

[swomplode]

This has to be fake

[xenopherus]

too bad she didn't stick to that wholesome image. She should have spent her life weeping before the cross, genoflecting and repentin her sins rather than taking up the mantle of a proud harlot and worshiper of the witchcraft goat. Poor misguided Myra Ellen...

[oHelmslyo]

to xenopherus' comment I have absolutely nothing to say...

[GDGspire]

NUTRITIOOON!

[deryler]

when was that?

[steveconn]

Better than her latest album.

[Chuchett1989]

I agree... there is no more Tori Amos, just a Plastic Amos

[deathtouch100]

I don't think they make this cereal anymore.

[itsallinallston]

Wow...she really sells it.

[ShaneMcCutcheon2008]

Now all the ''Cornfalke Girl'' Stuff makes sense...

[Sophistaphunk]

That cereal seriously looks delicious. I want some right now. Tori should start incorporating this song into her live performances. It would be the perfect sing-along. :)

[Kenatiousg]

"never was a cornflake girl, thought it was a good solution hanging with the raisin girls"...kinda brings whole new meaning to those lyrics now doesn't it?

[jamaicaninjapan]

Tori said she got $12,000 for the advert...its shitty

[jamaicaninjapan]

dumb add great performer (Tori)

[manco82]

Love the 80s cheese. Who would imagine what Tori would become watching this...

[YouFuckinPsychos]

what did she become

[TaylorRama]

a doctor.

[YouFuckinPsychos]

really?

[beardbear31]

it's interesting she chose to play the "with fruit" piano as opposed to the "all grain" piano

[moscowmadam]

Especially as she claimed to be a 'cornflake girl' rather than a 'raisin girl'.

[JessicaClark]

Other way around...

[brokendisease]

@moscowmadam The opposite, actually!

[bobbybobbinson]

Holy shit that's hilarious. I can't believe that's her!

[jemcvd]

that's the funniest thing I've ever seen! Damn, fame can be shameless...

[bethgib]

She never was a cornflake girl...

obviously she needed the money, that's why she did this commercial...

[DreamWriterDKS]

she wasn't a cornflake girl, she was a just right girl

[LunaSeaSane]

Muhehe,

You oughta work THAT into your dreams, Tori.

[BelMagick]

*dies* bless her so much

[goodtimetone]

hey

the girl had to eat

[metalgirlxxx]

what the fuck???, I love Tori but this is ridiculous.

[karygirl82]

I like this :) but she admitted that she did it mainly because she had to pay the rent back in LA... anyway, apparently she got the job beating Sarah Jessica Parker!

[kiwiboycorza]

One could interpret this as a reference from "Cornflake Girl"...

[80sKid4ever]

but it's got RAISINS in it XD

[ShawnaDarrah]

I never considered that thought.LOL

[happymyster]

This is not really happening

[plaidnum]

You bet your life it is...

[xsldja]

LOL!

[elparrot]

LOOOOOL

[chia8219]

lol

[iheartrespekt]

Oh, Tori ;)

[jeumort]

I thought she was a cornflake girl...?

[davidvonbarany]

no, she is a RAISIN GIRL !

[jeumort]

...it was a joke. XD

[SILinchesVER]

oh lord...*lol*

[ENeithneYA]

*lol*...don't know why but i love it :D

[jackassbitter]

The dude next to her is probably wondering why the commercial didn't make him as famous.

[CygnusRoc]

Ugh...Good Lord...

[adagio2054]

Where can I purchase the Just Right piano played by Tori. I need it.

[circlewavetree]

ZOMG im gonna go on the Just Right challenge!

[BobChaos23]

Never was a cornflake girl, but Just Right pays the bills, and there we go...oh well, everyone is a whore some of the time, eh?

[mamamcqueen]

She should've done raisin bran....

[mixedroses]

wooohoo she's busted!! hihi!

[goaskalice462]

Looks like Tori really was a Cornflake Girl! LOL!

[idkmybffjv]

That got Thumbs up?  Really?

[HreNmyhead]

hah this is amazing how cute

[mulberrie23]

I guess this gives everyone hope for their budding careers..... a few years until 32...

[forja]

Tori es la mejor yo si me compro ese cereal.

[RPMARDEE]

the 80s sure did suck the fat one

[Frostypeanut]

Poor Tori. I love her but I can't watch this piece of shit commercial without laughing my ass off.

Oh well-we've all got some skeletons in our closet and I daresay this is one of hers.

[toriseddie]

when on Earth did she do this?

[voidingindigo]

Probably in the mid-80s before Y Kant Tori Read. Tori actually used to be an aspiring actress around this time. She was considered for the part of Beverly in "Howard the Duck".

[temporarydive]

Now I get the Cornflake girl thing....:P

[FallenStarz85]

lol! Very clever ;)

This commercial is hillarious...but I'd even listen to her sing this "corny" song all day long and be happy. She is amazing <3

[temporarydive]

LOL....:)

[alvaral]

well! I guess there´s something worst than Y Kan't Tori read and is this horrible comercial, I'm kiddin off course, I luv Tori

she's amazing

[3g0str]

never(?) was a cornflake girl...

[voidingindigo]

Yeah, she was a Just Right Girl.

[DrBojayHookah]

Those OOOHs and AHHHHs sound like fuckin'-noise!

[preppywasp]

The Cornflake Girl! lol!

[uthersfrnd]

That's funny!

She's probably embarassed by this now but at the time it was a good check.

[LunaSeaSane]

You know what?

I'm not even gonna say anything...

[buckbeestreet]

Wow, she must be trying to keep this one hidden.

[junkmouth1]

hahaha, you are probably right. She must be scared of this video.

[ToriAmosOhana]

This so cool, I've been hoping I could find this!

Mahalo,

George,

the Tori Amos Ohana

[clampandbush]

"Never was a cornflake girl"...haha! I love cornflakes, hehe! And I love Tori with all of my heart!!!!!

[wendy1022]

how come at the end the lips don't even match what they're saying?? it must be dubbed, but STILL!! lol

[turanga13]

Haha, coooool, greetings from germany...lol

[montsrubi]

LOL!!! She WAS a cornaflake girls after all... oh well, I forgive her, you do these things when you're hungry

[jetspecced]

LoL, That was FUNNY, and I never knew that commercial existed. Some of the comments were funny too.. Never was a cornflake girl, &, they must`ve paid a real nice price... LMAO! We love you Tori.

[clampandbush]

hahaha, tori!!! Love you! Forever.

[dingels]

lol, how crappy this is :>

[PurpleEasterMonkey]

Does anyone know what year this was from?

[PurpleEasterMonkey]

Oh, nevermind. I see that it's from 1985. So this was a little before Y Kant Tori Read then.

[beatifikat]

das ist ja witzig!

[ladylot25]

creepy lol

[shoshawna]

Hahahaha omg! This is too funny!

[BugAMartini]

Shes so cute. Some people think Tori had a nose job, looking back her nose was the exact same then as it is now! just a bit too much botox and a very serious face lift away!

[monkeyeagle]

And Tori says She Never was a Cornflake girl????

[stettin]

Good one :)

[JunsuiKibou]

lmao. xD

[marizikalio]

she is still brilliant by doing this commercial

[JunsuiKibou]

oh i know, just the corniness always makes me laugh. xD but to look back and see how she's come along today is amazing. we all love tori. :3

[omfgmatty]

Oh my god.

[sapphirestorms]

hahahaaaaaaa :-P she's so cute.

[Canadian99999]

Wow, that was really bad.

I like Tori, but that was excruciating to watch.

[jesshaus]

oh Tori-chan

[mattrd]

LOL sorry

[mattrd]

this was her first gig into the business. she even beat out sarah jessica parker for the part! this isn't recent if you can't tell...

[poder80]

DAMN!!!!! That relly sucked man, im thinking of flaging it as Inappropriate, no one deserves to see this video, no one.

[patreznor]

I'm starving right now...

[ericangelot]

I don't want to remember that

[emily6543]

ew, it looks like friggen pencil shavings

[Moledmc]

ha ha so funny!

[vkotis]

LOL

[patrosfeta]

*cringe*

[RioMan123]

Anybody know what year this was? I've never seen it.

[blakkycarbon]

Not quite sure of my source but I was told it was 1983.

[RioMan123]

Thank you.

[anotherjew]

No, she wrote cornflake girl was writen about female circumsision.

[GemmaHayesFan]

What's female circumsision?

[Sytaxia]

I'm not sure if there's a more widespread modern western version, but in some cultures (Ethiopia is usually referenced, but it's found in a ton of cultures including some european/american groups up to the mid 19th century, with some still active in tiny pockets today) they slice off part of the clitoris when a girl reaches womanhood. She's considered manly and disgusting if she's not horrendously mutilated. O

[Sytaxia]

Oddly enough, I never figured that Cornflake Girl was about female circumcision - I always thought the song was about racism and classism. Also, the very beginning of the commercial says copyright 1985 in the corner - I wonder if that's before or after Y Kant *goes off to look it up*

[yohaneuano4]

It's the hood...and it's done as a means of control - women won't actively seek sex if their only reason for doing it is to reproduce.

[jockboysf517]

LOL!! I knew Tori had a her salad days, but I never knew she did cheesy cereal commercials.

[sunkcosts]

rofl

[veluren]

OMG :D

[Zonkilicious]

Noooooo!!! Not you Tori!

[e3boy]

I won't be able to see Tori in quite the same light from now on!

[prototype80]

i hate tori amos

[bprulz]

You hate her, prototype80? Hate her in your own privacy then, fucko.

[wam000]

And many years after this Kelloggs commercial Tori wrote a song called Cornflake Girl: Never was a cornflake girl Thought that was a good solution Hangin with the raisin girls Shes gone to the other side Givin us a yo heave ho Things are getting kind of gross And I go at sleepy time This is not really happening You bet your life it is ...

[slackmaster2000]

I would love to taste her "just right" vagina

[Juneglass]

sick fuck

[galavander]

i've heard she writes all her hits on the corn flake piano.

[rickwarriorbard]

The one with fruit or all-grain? lol

[jefftherealdrunk]

Wow! Is the Cornflake piano a Bösendorfer?

[rickwarriorbard]

LMAo, poor tori, well Y kant tori read and this are part of trash dark past of tori...lol, thanks good she dont need to do that things anymore

[bowshock28]

hanging with the raisin girls...she always was kinda fruity! gotta love her

[tehkafie]

*(snickers)* Oh, this shouldn't be as funny as it is.

[MyEnemyIsNear]

Oh my god. I still love her.

[mistertrent696]

Tori was the Special K Girl for ages.

[Randjtoday]

WOW!

[judith114]

wow. this is fantastic.

[skotoseme]

is she even singing? the belting just doesn't sound like her...

[CourtyardPigeon]

Anybody know what year this is? Obviously between 1998 and 1991, as I'm fairly certain she wasn't famous when this was made.

[mustangchris2006]

Who is this dude with her?

[doston1]

I always wondered what she meant by "never was a cornflake girl"...she's usually not so literal. lol Too bad, but ya gotta sell out some to get to a place where you can call the shots about your own music. kudos to her for working to hard to get to where she is now. It must have been so hard for her. I love Tori!!!!

[BennyB5555]

Haha! So true...I wondered the same thing! Cornflake girl!? It all makes sense now! :)

[mcardinale]

what do you MEAN???

[monsterwaxguy]

Tori caused some controversy when she did live performance with no underwear and someone got a picture that "exposed" her. I guess Modonna isn't the only marketing genius who knows how to sell sex out there.

[monsterwaxguy]

I wonder if she was wearing her nickers in this video (unlike the famous poster). Then again, maybe it's better not to think about such things when considering the corn flake girl pushing breakfast food.

[suzyqsomething]

Ha!! Thats fucking hilarious. Loved the cornflake girl reference.

[nodnalandon]

i'm a big tori fan and i'd never think anything wrong with this video...

[JMcH]

Why do they play the pianos like they're all Michael J. Fox?

[Tobyjuggs]

Great to finally see this advert.

[missives]

They must've paid her a nice price.

[Marjosa]

hahaha, good one :P

It's so amusing to see this commercial!

[suamijr]

shame

[nodnalandon]

this is great... never thought tori would do that... hehe she's so versatile:)

[Frostypeanut]

Ah, shit man. This commercial always cracks me up.

"Nutrition!"

[ndpistonfan]

How awesome would it be if she could play that piano at one of her shows?

[legomania]

OMG! LMAO!

[rekcufrats]

LOL! WTF?

[Icicle2006]

So it's true, Tori will do anything for money. :)

[TheCompletePackage]

You Know, I love Tori (in the good ol' days) but I think that she always wanted to be famous or remembered, and maybe she thought this was a good stepping stone. But man! That was horrible to watch. Horribly Delicious! LOL

[Krinsche]

This is absolutely hilarious!! Can't stop laughing.. :-D Thanx a lot man!

[Narrman]

Is that why she wrote "Cornflake Girl"? Well, I guess. Didn't expect that behind the song. ;)

Anyway, always love her...

[JadyLester]

That's it, thrash that 80's hair!

[nindes]

i want to be that spoon full of cornfaleks