Mock the Week - Newsreel - Lord Mandelson

[Kaizerworks]

AND THIS IS WHERE I WILL WATCH IT FROM.

[fogwatch]

Suck dry the brains of politicians. Shouldn't take long then!

[Papped1710]

Is this how George Bush remained president for so long...?

[R95sp]

This is great! Hugh Dennis is a genius

[jake5]

I can't stop watching this at all. Hugh's voice as the blonde lady is perfect.

[theguywithoutafoot]

Oh my god I haven't laughed this hard is absolutely ages

[MrAaront703]

"revenge will be mine harry potte..... Are you going to put glass in this only i dont want to get splashed!" LMAO

[AnthemsToTheWelkin]

I will be the most powerful politician in the WOOOORLD!

[jman280292]

(abrubtly stops)Let me explain...

ROFL

[Thesixthgoon]

I wonder if the dark lord himself watched this?

[thecortni]

"Are you going to put glass on this? Only I don't want to get... splashed..."

[sk8rocgirl]

harry, forget lord voldemort!

[Tweddlr]

Oh, the machine...

[ericprice1234]

Oh. The Machine! When will it be finished?

Now that's an evil super villain! Lol

[tapdancinglemur]

theres a book by catherine webb called the doomsday machine which is all about something called The Machine... after watching this i cant read it without laughing my arse off :P

[chocorockin]

damn i want a machine.

[pillockbrain]

A machine to suck British politician's brains out wouln't have to be that large!! I'm sure one about the size of a shoe-box could remove ALL of their brains..

[Smitamas101]

this is hillarious

[MJlonir9]

I don't want to get...splashed....

[fernandotorresr]

he looks like ryan atwood

[XxThisIsEnglandxX]

So its just a machine for sucking dry the brains of politicians is that how.. YES!... And this is where i will watch it from...! xD

[mackbolan8]

it might work

[Tryggis666]

3 people have been fed into the machine

[D4K44R1]

@Tryggis666

the other two are waiting in line >:)

[yellowfever4]

hugh dennis has about 1000 voices

[ThYnE138]

No the 3 dislikes are from people who were fed into the machine !

[george1510gd]

56,264 views and 3 dislikes, are they all from Peter Madelson?

[WillismoEmpire]

Lord Mandelson = LEGEND

[Animalcrossing95]

REVENGE WILL BE MINE HARRY POTT- are you going to put glass in this only i..don`t..want..to..get...spla­t? XD

Hugh Dennis..what a comedian!

[2k10cal]

every time i say machine i have to say it like this lol

[Renersen]

can anybody tell me which episode this is from?

[papillon0970]

The English have the best sense of humour.

[EuskaltelEuskadi]

I love this

[swiftninja91]

I love the Evil Genius Tone of Voice :P

[batmanofni]

This is simply inspired, Hugh Dennis is brilliant.

[icaughtfire93]

HAHAHA I love how he says ".... the machine"

Lord Mandelson is an evil genius

[countertony]

Woudn't be surprised if Mandelson has "liked" this - give the devil his due, he does seem to quite enjoy playing up to the Dark Lord comments.

[09corpoblu]

lol. beyond my wildest imagination''

[TheEbibaby2]

i dont want to get splashed

[freddyfreeman07]

it was brilliant how hugh just cuts himself off, hilarious!

[Pagalini]

MANDELSON = THE TRUE DARK LORD 

[Zyxzyv]

"It will suck their brains dry and I will be the most powerful politician in the World!"

Who's to say he hasn't already activated it?

[Lemonpeep]

'Yes. And this is where I will watch it from.' xD that made me laugh so much

[kjjejones42]

I love it when Hugh uses his Evil Voice. It makes me feel all tingly.

[CaissasDeathangel]

Revenge will be mine, Harry Pot-

[Andyp12]

Hilariously, he even looks evil when he is talking about what the machine does XD.

[Bloodlyshiva]

Humour: Listen to 'Welcome to the machine' from Ecco the Dolphin whilst listening to this. It fits well.

[theevilfish]

legendary...



[technicalkid123]

this is pure class! thumbs up 2 every1 who said...."the machine" lol

[AlexanderT21]

lol Mandleson is a supervillain XD

[AChrisVProduction]

oh......... the machine?

[sezzababyify]

"revenge will be mine harry potter" best bit. we had a girl with the last name potter to write her name on a sheet we all did it and the girl next to me went your turn potter and i was the only one who heard it :)

[instanttoonattik10]

@sezzababyify wait,what?? it sounds funny but i just dont get it :P

[ECWhead28]

the machine.....

[toddster87]

is there anymore clips where Hugh does Peter Madleson as I think thats my new favorate "Newsreel" impression! even more sinister then prince phillip!!!

[ThoriaBladecadas]

A Conservative and a Lib Dem must of disliked this video

[Sessioner11]

The Machine©

Primarily a piece of equipment used to remove brain matter from the enemies of Lord Mandelson of the Labour Party. It is currently the only one in existence and has to date sucked dry 149 brains from various politicians from around the world. Recently glass was fitted into the viewing area as many who watched complained of splashback from The Machine. Located at the headquaters of the Labour Party, London tickets for viewing are £20 per person. Copyright owned by the Labour Party.

[skadooobalydooge]

"let me explain... The machine. Soon my enimies will be rounded up and fed into the machine!"

[Animalcrossing95]

And this is where i will watch it from......Are you going to put glass in this..only i don`t want.. to.. get.......splat? XD

[tenthings2006]

Yes. And this is where I shall watch it from.

[tommywommywoowoo]

i've been there its the numberg centre in sheffield

[Dhammond5]

@tommywommywoowoo

so thats where the machine is

[baxcarias]

'When will it be finished...' extremely hilarious voice impersonation by Dennis :)

[sezzababyify]

i love 'revenge will be mine harry potter'

[AmericanArchon]

Does anyone else think, at the last bit, Mandelson looks alot like actor Jason Bates?

[251mandem]

fuckin BRILLIANT!

[LogikalMc]

LMAO "The Machine" Hugh Dennis you lege!

[123RaZzYB]

does anybody know where the one is of the queen with the bus driver ?

[xxstarchildxx]

I highly recommend people search 'Bilderberg' on youtube or google if you don't already know about it and Mandelson's involvement in their sinister plans to take away our freedom...

[MrMiniKG]

i swear some1 must be going round to these mock the week newsreel clips and giving them the thumbs down... what a fucktard!

[EvieBiex]

"Revenge will be mine, Harry Potter"

"Are you going to put glass in this? Only I don't want to get...splashed."

so funny, my favourite for sure!

[Oldbluesock]

The machine

he does seem like the kind of guy that would build this

[MrsJellyCat]

I wouldn't be surprised if Mandelson HAS made...the machine... already, and claimed it on expenses!

[maxclatters]

lol hugh dennis should do this more often :D

[WestiGirl]

LOL!!

I nearly died of laughter at the end haha!!

[degubamboo]

So I say, every time I can - "The Machine..." it that exact voice.

[sunshinejoclaire]

This is without a doubt my favourite clip ever.

[hai2410]

@dambram look at the description

[jockney7]

I love how hee does Mandelson's accent lmao

[mustrapefoley]

Are you going to put glass in this? Only i don't want to get....splashed.

[bigbird98752]

so so funny. watched it 6 times now and i keep laughing everytime

[paradisoFain]

Let me explain... the machine. :)

[GFAWJ]

Lord Peter 'The Machine' Mandelson

[Cloudgauntlet]

One of the best newsreels ever... Hugh Dennis is such a legend. :')

[choicesman2000]

major reason not to vote labour mandelson the slimmy git think hes the devil lol

[hai2410]

The only thing I dislike about this is the implication that Mandelson's an MP. HE'S NOT

[BadSanta1995]

lol i love the part where he cuts her off "Let me explain..."

[HWvideoGuY]

Hugh epic legend!

[bigandyroo19]

I can't stop watching this video.

[SJ3GIRL]

as the woman he sounds like Johnny Vegas!

[martinmedeski]

the machine....

[Experiment47]

His Mandelson sounds like Alec Guinness' Obi Wan Kenobi.

[degubamboo]

And this is where I will watch it from!

Are you going to put glass in this only I don't want to get...

...splashed

[sicarius1992]

Hugh Dennis wins one internet :D

[TheElite3740]

One of the best voice overs by hugh ever

but the best was in episode 5/6 of the last series i think , the g20 summit :P mtw ftw

[webz99]

omg newsreel and unlikely lines sections are theeeee best on mtw!!! lol

[Aantttt]

SO MUCH WIN

[xXGuitarLegandXx]

The Machine...soon my enemies will be rounded up and fed into The Machine...it will suck their brains dry and i will be the most powerful politician in the World!! ROFL :L

[Bloodlyshiva]

@xXGuitarLegandXx Now put Ecco's 'Welcome to the Machine' as a backing track and the matter becomes even more....interesting.

[FoxySpiritOfJazz]

@xXGuitarLegandXx Yes, and this is where I will watch it from.... LOL. :P

[Baden98]

Revenge will be mine Harry Potter!

[benslastmile1]

ah the machine, when will it be finished?

[baltomike]

Mad Mandy!! Hehe, awesome. Go Hugh Dennis!!

[Segaman19]

Simply brilliant voice-over as ever!!!!!!

[33fgfhjjggy6y]

69th view

[adamb0000]

awesome ツ

[Tomthetrainfan]

...THE MACHINE!!!!!