Time to suck todays dick!

[MegaRAVEN711]

I love The Acacia Strain!

[OddView]

I got my wisdom teeth cut out 2 days ago guess what i'm doing today?

[MrJason300]

Lol wth?

I do not remember seeing this in Pineapple Express

[okrainbows1]

@MrJason300 it might only be in the unrated version

[MrJason300]

@okrainbows1 Oh okay, thanks

[Bigshotcl]

middle fingers dont stop the clock lmfao

[DomAmbroselli]

That's what I say when I wake up in the morning.

[Ripcurl4Life1]

i wanna do amber heard bella hard!

[frozenray0079]

BEST line in the whole movie, except Craig Robinson's death scream at the end xD

[frozenray0079]

@frozenray0079 i love his face 00:04 how it changes so quickly like "what the F*** did he just say to me?"

[Kaallin]

one man is a chimp fuckin little bastard.... :P

[BEmagiK]

His gf fucks the jock on the side folks 

[BEmagiK]

He said that as a que for his gf subliminal suck my dick today reminder

[isaiah1182]

what movie is this from lol i forget

[andrewkta]

@isaiah1182 pineapple express

[isaiah1182]

@andrewkta thanks



[TheJuggaloReaper]

177 People Sucked Todays Dick

P.S Imma Thumb Whore :)

[D1D1P]

@TheJuggaloReaper dont be so butthurtz br0

[SomdeReggae]

hahahaha that was the gayest catch phrase anyone can say

[GeekyMex]

@ChristianNathanJoGal pineapple express

[rlnicholso]

pineapple

[EscapeFromF5]

ever since i saw this movie i've been saying this line on a regular basis...all my friends think i'm gay :l

[Bdiddly1]

@EscapeFromF5 -well whoopty doo for you ya closet homo-now fuck off&suck todays dick somewhere else ya cunt!

[EscapeFromF5]

@Bdiddly1 fuck you homophobe

[Bdiddly1]

@EscapeFromF5 -you wish you wannabee woman.

[MRXxPOPOxXLOCO]

hahahahhaha



[mythdoctor]

lmao middle fingers dont stop the clock hahahaah classic

[mrbrockpeters]

Brah's gonna suck some dick it seems.

[shysmashing]

I must have said that first line millions of times when it first came out xD.

[CRISTIANORELAX]

0:20, chimp for real

[PowerLift916]

ahahah i always say this when i go to work when i dont really want to.

[soccadude123]

middle finger dont stop the clock ahaha ha

[bcbk20]

this is AWEsome this is AWEsome awesome

[frozenray0079]

this scene had me dying this first time i saw it. even now it's funny as balls. suck today's DICK xD haha never heard that one before.

[ELECTROWILDSTYLE]

" you chimp fuckin lil bastard ! "

[camo553]

nope best line was why dont u go fuck your self you weird little prick LAWL

[sjnz90]

Best line in the movie 'Chimp fuckin little bastard'

[jizzy2sexi]

LMFAO @ time to suck todays dick wow 

[DrShakesBALLIN]

-insert noob quote from video here-

[MrSaintssuck]

was he talkin about his gf suckin todays dick or somethin lol ??

[biohazard2030]

"why dont you go fuck yourself you weird little prick" lmfao I love that line

[crockettjvinson]

"fuck yourself you weird little prick" is a pretty funny line

[deutschland08fn]

Ya chimp fucking little bastard

[JoeSkiee1]

im not a student so i can say wat ever the fuck i want :D

[InuYasha262]

hahahahahaha

[rockerchick307]

chimp fucking bastard haha

yeah suck it

[nizzlerbizzle]

What the fuck ?!?!

[pat123pat456]

LMAO why don't you go fuck yourself you weird little prick.

[MrBigzKY]

LMAO chimp fuckin lil basterd

[Ksavage2010]

almost all the actors in pineapple express had a cameo in superbad. or is it the other way around?

[halowalker13]

you CHIMP FUCKEN LITTLE BASTARD

[skaterx1780]

hahah the teacher's in all those movies like superbad and i love u man

[xChroniclesofGNARnia]

The finger doesnt stop the clock !

[racl101]

Is it just me or is it not surprising at all that a jock would say 'Time to suck today's dick' with such zeal.

Just wondering.

[josfb8]

Stfu.

[pimpin4ever305]

his girlfriend was HOT!

[Flyfar420]

@pimpin4ever305 She was hot? What happened? did she die or something? lol..

[beatarmy22]

@pimpin4ever305 she gets naked in alpha dog!!

[anarcistwarlord]

LMAO chimp fuckin lil basterd... he does look like a chimp too hahaha

[Smokejr2]

go fuckyourself u werid little prick lmfao!

[Furoix]

this movie was so fucken funny

[thacuban13]

school is startin and im about to leave i guess its time to suck today's dick

[beenohopps]

same here brah.

[RKOvRKO]

The guy in the blue jacket had a huge grin on his face, I would have died on the floor laughing if I was there.

[nemier]

he didn't smile at all

[satanslittleangel666]

lol u chimp lil fuckin bastard lol

[JewMasterFresh]

go fuck yourself you weird lil prick rofll

[tarheelguy40]

middle fingers won't stop the clock!

[BkaJamar]

Lol this shit was funny as fuck man omg man dude

[jxwhee]

Every day I wake up and look in the mirror and say to myself "It's time to suck today's dick." And then I do it.

[xtweezr]

hahahahahahaha

[Najobajo]

@jxwhee HAHHAHA!

[nickkara57]

i hate when people post lines from the clip we know we fucking saw the video you dont have to repeat what they said

[SeanPatrickFM]

Too true. LOL

[OMGItsBrandonPanda]

Time to suck today's dick, that's what I'm talkin about!

[chrstilen5]

@nickkara57 I hate when people post lines from,,,, ok just kiding

[hottubclub21]

@nickkara57 ya chimp fucking little bastard

[kugunga]

@nickkara57 if u hate it so much y did u click on the video u fatty

[allshallfuckenperish]

TIME TO SUCK TODAYS DICK !!!!!!!!!

[mrbrockpeters]

@nickkara57 sounds like you're tired of sucking today's dick. Chill bro.

[jim5593]

@nickkara57 time to suck todays dick. HAHAHAHAH

[EddieMachetti]

@nickkara57 it's called quoting asshole! :| I'm not yo friend! :|

[420Slaterson]

@nickkara57 It's funny you should say that, because that's essentially what every line in this movie is.

"I thought hurricane season was over"

"You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker"

"We killed several people last night"

[soundkick]

@nickkara57

Shut up

you chimp fucking bastard

[ibr0kethedam]

@nickkara57

you're free to post whatever you want in comments. if you don't like what you see hit the little X in the top right corner of your screen. you're not my hands, so don't tell me or anyone else what to type.

[DeweyDuck420]

@ibr0kethedam shut up

[Inf1nityPlus1]

@nickkara57 Why don't you go fuck yourself you weird little prick?

[kboy71]

@nickkara57

Time to zuck todays dick

[MrFlashChaser]

@nickkara57

Time to suck todays dick!

[smo1765]

@nickkara57 why do you give a shit?

[smo1765]

@smo1765 quit whining bitch

[wbrycem]

Time to suck todays dick, you chimp fuckin little bastard

[JaminKoehn]

Amber Heard...damn...

[ymechaiekh]

lol, i love it when after seth says: "that's right suck it"

[DG3744]

"it's time to suck today's dick"........ Im sorry but, that was FUKEN HILLARIOUS!!

[PRlM0]

LOL! he gos like "middle finger doesnt stop the clock"

[JackBuck44]

chimp fuckin little bastard

[icyhearted01]

So is Clark bi? That's hot.

[BadGurl2008]

TIME T0 SUCK T0DAYz DICK!! ROFL

[skateboardchicma]

OMG this is hilarious!!! lmfaoo XD