BRAWL RAP BATTLE: NICOLE WRITES A SICK ASS RHYME

[PichuIsMyFavorite]

Nicole and Praxis are my favorite Peaches... Praxis cuz he's from my area, and Nicole cuz she's a boss.

[mangekyodiedara]

Lol is Brawl

Also, I'm a Melee player. But even so, I know a lotta Brawl players... But never heard of any of these people.

Then again, Brawl gave up M2K and he's been cranking out Melee frame data since day one of MK's banning, so I guess I don't really care about Brawl players anymore. I hear ESAM's legit as hell tho. And LOL at ADHD choking at Genesis 2.

[mrazfan09]

that was disgusting



[DieEchse90]

lol

[TheskillfulCommander]

So much sack ridding..

[Dragoomba]

Brawl community in a nutshell.

[shadow1pj]

@Dragoomba cuz we make joke songs for mms? lol wtf does melee do but complain

[fowskate]

GOD DAMN

[TOPIX212]

YOU GOT THIS NICOLE!!! YOU SO GOT THIS!!!

[lilT0021]

Your bogus as hell for this song....

its soo bad....

[inyomomma0220]

god dame some of that stuff hurts

[HawkXOXO]

look at my horse

my horse is amazing

[MrSolidsonic]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooh!!! She killed it! She killed it!!!

[Bizkit047]

Are you...wearing Darc's clothes?

[TeeVeeO]

@Bizkit047 LMAO

[BlakDragon1]

I bet you had to hold back quite a few giggles while singing this. :|

But yeah, good luck with your money match contest thing (though I think MMs are stupid in general, not the people who do them). I dislike how your Brawl skills are being mindlessly belittled by two well-known players that I THOUGHT would have more tolerance for female smashers and the progress they make. :|

[seedl69]

@BlakDragon1 Playing a party game isn't progress, regardless of the gender.

[IsicStrans]

NICOLE U DA BESS SPITTA

[Dazwa070]

#teamripple

[hinkage]

Great Video Nicole Can't Wait To Finally Meet You At Apex So Cute

You Don't Know Me Yet But I Know You

[affinity2412]

@hinkage omg so creepy lolllllllll

[maharbareversespell1]

nicole, that was the greatest thing i have ever seen you do. this tops your drunken rant with atomsk about polt being a lumber jack ladies man by like 10X.

i laughed my ass off. good shit!

[pelca17]

EASTTTT COASTTTTTT LEGOOOOOOOOOOO

[WarrenBees]

nicole is getting so god damn defensive. relax. relax.

[supersmashbeasts]

I absolutely love competitive smash players. Excluding myself because my smash scene is a bit non existant.

[mikeray45]

oh hey darc! I didnt know you had this cool youtube channel.

[TheskillfulCommander]

How old is she? lmao people fall in love with her?

[mikeray45]

@TheskillfulCommander I KNOW RIGHT

[yoshq7]

lol daaaamn. @ both the vid and the hate.

[ElDominioo]

btw, so white 0_0

[ElDominioo]

lol boobz

[TheDakpo]

oh shiiii

[NYCTonyT]

Damn and I thought Salem vs nick riddle was hype but this blew it right out of the water, I can't wait to meet you in person Nicole, if not at PolyBrawl 6 then most likely at Apex. I hope I will provide you with a good challenge with my mains. Look me up on AIB if you like. See you soon.

---

Tony T

[MyZombieDogAteMe]

I think it would have been better if Nicole/Will were actually the one's rapping and not some little boy.

[Nicole13193]

@MyZombieDogAteMe

did you watch past the first 20 seconds? and that's my voice, it's manly, i've heard this, and i can't help it so deal.

[MyZombieDogAteMe]

@Nicole13193

So it wasn't a little boy in a bra?

[Nicole13193]

@MyZombieDogAteMe

i used to like you cause your name is hilarious.

but you couldnt get a girl who's half as hot as i am lololol. have fun bein a hater cause you're too scared and insecure to do anything but knock other people down.

[MyZombieDogAteMe]

@Nicole13193

Zero divided by two still equals zero?

[Nicole13193]

@MyZombieDogAteMe

you probably dont have the balls to sing in the car in front of your closest friends, let alone post a video of yourself rapping on youtube for the world to see. i pity people like you bro, this video was made for entertainment and hype, and i'm sorry that you've never met a confident woman before, but you're probably too scared to talk to them huh? have fun jacking off to your my little pony vids.

[MyZombieDogAteMe]

@Nicole13193

Actually, I sang in a male pageant once. And I mostly perform for a living.

Most prefer to call it "clopping."

[TheAlmightyDarc]

@MyZombieDogAteMe Hey don't make fun of my bra

[TeeMac009]

THAT MIDWEST HATE THO! WE MADE YOU

Still love this rap :D

[SonOfMana100]

Whoa whoa WHOOOOAAAA! No need to rip on the Midwest!

[Nicole13193]

@SonOfMana100

lol i lived in the midwest for my whole life until about a month ago, if anyone can hate on it, it's me

[SonOfMana100]

@Nicole13193 Alright, fair enough. But this vid made me smile. Never seen something like this for Brawl/Melee/64 before.

[infzy]

what the f

[BiddoTheScene]

So... ugly.

[LilJay0103]

@BiddoTheScene thank u

[MetalMusicMan04]

What... the... flying... fuck... lmao

[TheWarriorofTwilight]

but i think dabuz is kinda cute D: ..

[shadowstar120]

This is awesome, The community needs more stuff like this, the melee days were SOOOOO HYPE. Brawl is meh. Rivalries is what makes games Lively ;)

Good stuff Darc/Nicole

Also good stuff to Will/Illmatic/Ripple for accepting such a large mm, everyone else is scared.

- Jtails

[ConkerfanX]

stop existing 

[daKIDgamer]

I just like how 90% of the related vids are of Nicole Scherzinger

[dddonttrip]

Nicole has a bigger dick than Ripple or illmatic for doing this.

Props and HHYYYYYPPPPEEEEE!!!!

[Nicole13193]

@dddonttrip

i agree lol

CONFIDENCE BITCHES LET ME GIVE YOU A TOUR

BY THE WAY THIS GUY SAYS MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS

[Illmatiicc]

i'm about to ether this trailer trash bitch

[jraucher]

I died.

-Seagull

[doktadope]

only thing funny was the line about how you're both gingers. overall this was pretty gay

[KingBeef216]

I died.

GOD KAIS!!!

[Roanoke884]

brb, making even better rap video

-Rip

[Nicole13193]

@Roanoke884

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

at least come up with your own idea feg, its bad enough that you're being my personal atm

[MrKingFunk]

Needs lyrics subtitles.

[Zanosan]

Brawl community goes hard

[xSillyKylex]

LOL Illmatic and Ripple got PWNED

[WarrenBees]

also will got this. nicole can help.

[WarrenBees]

HEY DISPSHITS. IT WAS A RAP SONG. IM USED TO SEEING HALF NAKED FEMALES IN MY RAP VIDEOS.

AND LOL THIS NIGGA SAYING CRUZ IS CUTER LIKE HE HITTING THAT.

ayo. Darc has the best production skills ever

[TheAlmightyDarc]

@WarrenBees WINDOWS MOVIE MAKER IS THAT O.G. SHIT

[hussein335]

@WarrenBees DAMN BOY WHY YOU GOTTA BE HATIN ON ME AND STARLIGHT LIKE DAT YO?

[hussein335]

Lmfao I had to facepalm while watching this. Starlight is cuter than you no offence<3 I love her.

[cruzb14]

@hussein335 hahah no way mah dood

[hussein335]

@cruzb14 you see that this guy be hating on our relationship. why he gotta do that for? LMFAO.

[cruzb14]

@hussein335 *facepalm*

[hussein335]

@cruzb14 .

[shadow1pj]

lmadodsfkdsffmdkfdmkf have my babies plz

-dead- at epic rap battles history beat

[tekkie56]

reppin that firecrotch

[Anthon1996]

EPIC SMASH BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!

[mjg7tlink]

Im sad that I cant say that I taught her that for once :\

[Illmatiicc]

I'M UGLIER THAN DABUZ asfjaioAUDIASkhjsopajsdjasopdL ALSDOASDLAODLLOOLOLO

[Illmatiicc]

omg... LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO

[Freshyy05]

haha hot

[Taytertotzz]

Was this supposed to be good? I think it would've been better if she had a shirt on..

[Nicole13193]

@Taytertotzz

not really, it was for funsies

[Taytertotzz]

@Nicole13193 Not trying to offend, just rap & the brawl community. lol.

[TheAlmightyDarc]

@Taytertotzz SHUT UP YOU STUPID FUCKIN FAT BITCH

[jebril]

@TheAlmightyDarc Brawl faggots are all virgins.

[TheAlmightyDarc]

@jebril YEAH

[TheskillfulCommander]

@Taytertotzz Everyone knows your overweight bitch who plays wifi. gtfo..

[MasterofBaby]

omg this made my life.