Friends Joey's Best Quote

[cartman108743]

Isn't it odd how Bruce Willis was part of the show for a little while?

[MrAnonymous25]

rosses part: 5 dollars

chandlers part:10 dollars

Joeys part:pricless

[adecadewithoutlove]

JOEEEYYY DOESNT SHARE FOOD!!!!

[MrActor3000]

"What are you talkin' about . .  bitch"!!!!!

[umacenuff]

All These Comments Are Stupid. They Have No Point.

Your Points are Moo. Like A Cows Opinion.

[aryelWC]

LOVE JOEY...<3

[KeysToTheCanteen01]

JOEY-DOESN'T-SHARE-FOOD 

[Superhero694]

when you hold down 1 it looks like joeys wanking

[kusuguruketsu777]

And then they took a nap, and hilarity quickly followed.

[jaquo30]

whooaaa. i've watch all seasons like a million time and i can't remember in which season is this scene. And what is the name of the episode ???? omg shame on me.. HELP please ;)

[winter856]

@jaquo30 i'm the same i do not remember this at all!!

[jaquo30]

@winter856 i asked my friends and they tell me it's in "the one with the nap partners" in the season 7. I didn'T check to see if it was true but it makes sense :P ahaha

[Zanarkke]

LOook! A VHS!!

[Wotanraven]

The weird thing is that Bruce Willis is a guest-star in later episodes as not Bruce Willis. Didn't they notice the resemblance? :p

[cimi93x]

PAPER! SNOW! A GHOST!!!

[thedeparted1991]

JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOD

[300Disturbed247]

Hold 3 to see Chandler masturbating with his left hand, 5 to see Ross high and 6 to hear Ross saying ''i hard!!''

[MrZepol360]

Lol...if you hold down 1 you will see Joey masturbating...

[misspierce313]

No no no, Joey's best quote is: 'I'm curvy, and i like it!'

[anne0521]

in phoebe's birthday, joey said "bring it bitch" too the waiter.. hahah!!

[Talim2004]

Ichiban! Lipstick, for men~

[anthonysofie]

They're drinking Stella Artois! That's Belgian beer :D heeeelll yeah!

[hardrockergeorge93]

hold 6 down !

[crazycowgirl]

Do you remember when your mom used to drop you off at the movie theater with a jar of jam??

........you're so pretty!!

[SuperAshley147]

- i want to get out of here before joey starts calling everybody bitch

- what are u talking about, bitch??

caaaan't stop laughing

[Substructuresx]

There is no need to quote every line from a minute clip. Jesus how original.

[crazycowgirl]

"i wanna get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody 'bitch'...."

"what are you talking bout, bitch??"

[FERIKEFORRAI]

"Could i be wearing anymore clothes" :)

[andreasnicolaides1]

"does a bear shit in the woods?"

[ZoeeeMEEE]

What are you talking about?

[sososo2000]

PIZZA! WE LIKE PIZZA! GET OUT!

[crazycowgirl]

@sososo2000 when was that one said???

[sososo2000]

@crazycowgirl season 6 episode 17 "the one with UNAGI" when Joey tries to find an identical twin for research.

[crazycowgirl]

@sososo2000 oh yeah i remember that one now. Thanks!!!!

[DylanWalkerMusic]

Press 6 for Ross saying he's hard in a British accent!

[welshteg]

Press 3 over and over for Chandler singing!

[WalleWildberrie]

press 5 for instant "YEAH!"

[idontcare4nothing]

I WANNA GOooo!!!

[TheGrcae]

HOW YA DOIN??.. ;)

[JadeTubeXx]

We ALL know Joeys QUOTE, is,

"How YOU doooin.. " ;)

[anne0521]

this was also the episode where joey and ross take a nap together.. hahah!!

[jstenskrogmoeller]

what are you talking about bitch?

[dobz41]

tap 5 repeatedly lol :)

[Djwilliamjohnson]

hey hey hey you're at joey's

[Noarcs]

The way Joey said "bitch" just didn't roll off the tongue naturally.

[noend4]

How you doin'?

[KLedInc]

thumbs up if you miss the 90s...

[dbank7891]

@KLedInc this episode was not from the 90's

[zhuqiushi168]

I think the best one is "How're You Doing!'

[MrActor3000]

DIE HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hrghori]

lol...vhs tapes...a thing of the past. but FRIENDS: TIMELESS!!!

[hrghori]

JOHN MCCLAIN HAD PLANS!

[sophieleighcull99]

i always though Joeys best line was "How you doin?"

[Ihitsyou5]

I thought Joey's best quote was:

(☞'o')☞ "How you doin?"

[RoodleMcnoodle]

Well John maclain had plans LOL

[Finchel4eva]

Before he gets too worked up and starts calling everyone bitch

What are you talking about...Bitch!

[demdemiforevaxoxo]

who else wants friends to come back and stay....FOREVER!!!!!

[osnapitzsam1]

Your wrong!!! Dont forget "How You Dooiiin'"!!!!!!!! Best \joey Quote EVER!

[jojoable01]

jajajaja What u talkin about bitch!!!!!!

[SmarticleAbhi]

Come on people! It's "How you doin'?" XD

[100kidane]

What you talking about"Bitch". Hahahaha holy shit to funny

[amy1Dful]

This isnt joeys best quote! his best quote is 'how you doin!' ;)<3

[LovleyAngel666]

89 dislikes? Why are you disliking this BITCH?

[Channy669]

lol Hold down 1 and watch joeys hand ;)

[gopalsinghphamber]

Bitch

[PhilDuggs]

if you press 6 and then 7 after ross speaks at 6 it turns into an awkward momment on the couch (i know i am soo immature right hahah im 16 im allowed to be lol)

[weaintus]

press 9



[totoas94]

you watch it for the second time & it's die hard 2 :)

[mooooooveBITCH123]

john mclane had plans LOOOOOOOOOL ross is jokes

[BeccaLovesNiley4ever]

Press 1 at the beginning and hold it... Check Joeys hand... O.o

[lifeforcegreen]

what are you talking about BITCH ahahahahahah

[LoLIroolz]

John McClane had plans, until he took an arrow to the knee

[DSVRC]

is it me or does chandler look different in season 6 and 7?????

[DrWard4]

@DSVRC got thinner

[MrKuggis]

First repeadetly press1 and joey is häving some fun.. then the same thing with number 3 and chandler's having fun :)

[YanksBostonMets]

How did this thing get over a million views? Classic Scene though.

[JakobMortensen96]

Dude, you didn't say Die Hard!

[pianofan97]

and press 9 for a shortcut

[pianofan97]

hold down 7... ull knw wht i mean...

[JadeTubeXx]

No its "JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOD."

[popple38]

If you keep pressing 5 you can find ross's fave saying!

[benjuzic]

WELL JOHN MCCLANE HAD PLANS!

[mferrusca]

John McClane had plans, bitch. :D

[Tygranra]

hold down 8 for robot chandler, and his best quote is "SUP WITH THE WHACK PLAYSTATION SUP".

[Starbucks110]

thisaint his best 1!!!!!

[TaraaJedward]

"Sup with the whack playstation sup"

[EFFU99]

LMAO hold down 1 for extra lols. genius ^_^

[96bornthisway]

Dude, you didn't say die hard

[45100DWade]

Paper, Snow... A Ghost

[pdavda86]

Keep pressing 5 LOL

[MzMeaghanB]

isn't this the one where joey and ross nap together?lol

[peace4everist]

Joey doesn't share fooood!!!!!!!!!!

[WeezyFreakMusic]

nooo joeys best quote is how u doin but i gotta this one credit so how bout HOW U DOIN BITCH!!!??

[LadyCrazyDanceBeat]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!



[polberto89]

press 4

infact press 1,2,3,5,6,7,8,9,0 aswell

[IrishSoldierLaddie88]

"PAPER, SNOW, A GHOST"

[dbestchalouhi]

hold down 1 for the LOLs

[ashorlivs]

ahaha CRT television and VHS tapes

[VickyDale96]

press 8 loads, haha kept me entertained

[182Burritos]

I drank all 5, BITCH.

[courtneylouise98]

press 5 repeatedly.

[BlueEyesDontLiee]

press 6 repeatedly 'i hard' LOL.

[gugvg]

why didn't the guy at the video store tell joey he was renting the same movie twice

[MyTownSk8]

joey only says bitch like twice, here and when he was ordering food in the restaurant

[baldurus1]

Press 5 repeatedly.

[eftihis19]

88 people are bitches

[mrselise90]

John Mclane had plans! LMAO

[BabyGurl123456789118]

Chandler: "I wanna get outta here before Joey gets worked up and start calling everybody a bitch."

Joey: "What are you talkin' about, Bitch!" LMAO

[jakeo96]

the point is moo

[ilovedajman]

what episode is this?

[YouJustGotOwend]

Dude, you didn't say Die Hard...is everything okay?

[MrMarshall2000]

london baby!

[zivkamen1]

IN LONDON!!

[TechWrecker]

One of my favourite friends quotes ever "Well John Mclane had plans!" :')

[wi9er]

press 5 over and over again

[HarryStylesAngels75]

@wi9er yed guh lol!!!

[iloveflorida333]

"nah you see i wanna get outta here before joey gets all worked up and starts calling everyone bitch!" "what you talking about....bitch!" XD

[darknes08757]

a vhs casset

[jakeo96]

wtf is joey holding? is that a time machine device?

[chatziaslanisv]

@jakeo96 can't believe that the guy above actually responded. 

[jakeo96]

@chatziaslanisv lol

[TheAnonymousNetworkx]

I FUCKING LOVE FRIENDS!! <3 <3 WISH IT DIDN'T END!! SO AMAZING! <3 <3

[5037cardtricker5037]

ross: DIEEEEE HAARRDDD!!!!dude you didnt say die hard!!!

[NcChicken]

what episode is this?

[jennastep426]

HOLD DOWN 5 FOR A FEW SECONDS THEN 7

[TonNav]

Hold down 5 for epicness

[DickieAnginson]

It's impossible to pick a "best" Joey quote. Everything he said was hilarious, even his facial expressions cracked me up!

[leilaandgeorgia2010]

BITCH

[pagup123]

IT'S MOO.

[Mushu2739]

This is all just a moo point.

[ASSK4lyf]

well john Mclane had plans hahahha

[Dillum]

press 6 and then 4.. "I Heart You"

[Bossler021]

Press 6 and Ross say "I hard"

[Leeroy1336]

"What are you talking about, Bitch!"

[Masterguitarmaniac]

Keep pressing 9 and you'll hear audience laughter turned into old videogame gunshot!

[Obelisk8Music]

no Joey's best quote is....."How Yu Doin"

[KrazyKat0141]

@Obelisk8Music

SO true! I love it when he does it to Pheobe

[koko1914]

I can bet $100 that you open any friends clip (or any comedy serial clip), you will find an idiot who took the pain of re-writing the dialogue in the comment section, and there will be another 50 idiots to put a thumbs up on that.

I never understood whats the logic behind that..... i mean i assume everyone who open youtube has a decent hearing, which means they can hear the joke in the video itself, you don't need to write it down again.

[P4INBOW]

@koko1914 What's your problem? People are just having fun, and you're just a boring person from what I can hear... You've probably written this on every video you've watched, and it's a very boring comment, so leave it and stop boring everyone with your lame comments.

[calfitz10]

@koko1914 People can post what they want, besides, what else are they gonna put?

[icemagz]

5's the best

[PDeffinP]

Hold down 1 and 5 xD

[Zao911]

pres 6 repeatedly to here Ross's assesment of the situation

[RetroSparkles]

BAHA I held down 1 :p

[Jajina7]

1+1=2 die hards!

[dulcey4]

This show is the only thing that can make me laugh when I'm at my lowest. Love them <3

[Bossler021]

Press 6 and you get a dirty statement from ross.....creepy

[AyaSerry1]

What are you talking about, BITCH ! LMFAO

[lilbtbag123]

press 5 and they'll always agree with you

[MrMikeTheDude]

"HOW ARE YOU DOING?"

[TheSamuraiKoala]

82 people didn't watch Die Hard "2"

[Saturpepe]

@TheSamuraiKoala They are bitches.

[samanfer1396]

Press 4 to hear Joey speak Chinese

[karleycasey10]

i kike it when he said bitch hehe <3

[zoziraq]

what are you talking about,bitch? ROFL

[SuperAndrew126]

or just keep pressing 5!

[SuperAndrew126]

hold down 5 trust me it's hilarious

[Sarunasas]

KEEP CLICKING 1 TO SEE JOEY MASTURBATING

[MissGinaAlice]

What are you talking about bitch

[gntinos]

hold down 6 guys