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EmceeWhiteNoise 4 months ago

I say "Don't be ridiculous" so often now because of this scene.

DivideofNations 5 months ago

- GO...!!! XD

hipolitomachado 5 months ago

urgh i hate elaines hair

sliat1981 5 months ago

@sliat1981 I think her hair in the later episodes was hot.

GeneralGuy77 5 months ago

LMFAO steals jerry's food

BlazeUp1231 6 months ago

Oh Jerry... The greatest collector of cereal boxes in the world!

grandexandi 6 months ago

"Well I may have to take it but I don't have to like it!"

leaguerulz 7 months ago

".....you know for a fat guy you're not very jolly =O"

haha....

Indaheezay 8 months ago 2

This comment has received too many negative votes show

married with children > seinfeld

CRAKIZGOOD 9 months ago

I like Elaine better with curly hair.

skydark 9 months ago

@ConsoleApostate he had posted another one you moron...you know what..this conversation is over. Go read a book or some shit. Just don't waste my time with another reply

robertpetrea23 9 months ago

@ConsoleApostate i was not replying to that particular comment you dumb shit. there was another one saying that most people like friends better than seinfeld. Think before you post...

robertpetrea23 9 months ago

@ConsoleApostate "no it's not" as in friends isn't better than seinfeld even if it was more popular. if you're thinking of insulting me you can go eat a dick

robertpetrea23 9 months ago

go!!! lol

jdm19843 10 months ago

"Now if you'll excuse me I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood."

I've been trying to find situations where I can use that line as a pretext to leave. Sadly, they don't appear that often...

biggles1111 10 months ago 4

its actually "for a fat guy ur not very jolly".....

pepeycholo 10 months ago

for a fat guy ur not very gently...:)):))it's killin'

Nicky2207 10 months ago

"Go!" hahahaha

bigbrian310 10 months ago

One of the greatest double burns in all of Seinfeld:

You know, for a fat guy you're not very jolly.

BelgianBrain 11 months ago

LMFAO at 0:06 theres a laugh thats like "AAAAAAHUHHHH"

derpdederp101 11 months ago 3

"...well i'm gonna have to take it but i don't have to like it" BUAHAHAHAHA XD kramer just for his nerve!!!

boss180888 11 months ago 2

For me? GO!

woussess 1 year ago

You know, for a fat guy, you're not very jolly!

AustinLuck78 1 year ago

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"Now if you'll excuse me I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood."

Well that's...something you don't hear everyday (thank God for that...)

biggles1111 1 year ago

This has been flagged as spam show

Everyline in this is like the best line ever. That's the legacy of this show!

maddymg 1 year ago

This scene is absolutely brilliant, so many great quotable one-liners.

"Well I'm gonna have to take it, but I don't have to like it!"

"Is this about me?" "No." "Well then I've lost interest."

"Go."

"Now if you'll excuse me I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood."

SL04 1 year ago

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood.

hypercarbon 1 year ago 19

'Go'

dovestones 1 year ago

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HigherPower2010 1 year ago

@HigherPower2010

She's not an 'M'.

Niekpas 1 year ago

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HigherPower2010 1 year ago

@HigherPower2010

What? I was only saying she's not a mom :P

Niekpas 1 year ago

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HigherPower2010 1 year ago

@HigherPower2010

I don't see how, I mean, I'm not a girl, but I guess anything can happen.

Niekpas 1 year ago

"go" hahaa

Iaxobus 1 year ago

"but I don't have to like it"

USAneedsaChange 1 year ago

"Youknowforafatguy,you'renotveryjolly!"

Ahahah, I think I almost got me some abs :P

MagicAccent 1 year ago

"is this about me?"

"no"

"then I've lost interest"

gogogogodzilla 1 year ago

Sienfeld is the BEST!!!!!

kisskiska 1 year ago

Seinfeld the best show ever, Friends is crap

korndavisx 1 year ago 2

go!

jezzetv 1 year ago 3

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood.

Oolarg 1 year ago 2

elaine is a goddess

420SexyTime 1 year ago

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for me ?!?!??

GO!!!

=)))

dragutgrg 1 year ago

kramer babysitting is scary just to think about

goreds03 1 year ago 2

well i may have to take it but i don't have to like it! XD

chaveznieves 1 year ago 2

tee hee. you should be removed from youtube for spamming.

andrew11235 1 year ago

- Is this about me?

- No

- Then I've lost interest

Amo la personalidad de jerry

Finnigan28 1 year ago 2

You know for a fat guy you are not very jolly!

LOLOLOL.......KRAMER ROX!!!!!

shakri2006 1 year ago 6

Elaine is a total MILF!Yummi!

Playster3 2 years ago 7

yes she is, so fucking hot!

quadleaf95 1 year ago 6

"I'm responsible, now if you will excuse me I have to fill my freezer with my own blood."

Classic XD

LAbooby 2 years ago 15

GO!

b0m83d 2 years ago 4

What does Kramer say after Jerry says....I will freak out on you Kramer!! I can't make it out, something about jelly?

meijerboy 2 years ago

you know for a fat guy you're not very jolly?

Saubersbox 2 years ago

"For a fat guy, you're not very jolley."

CptChaos47 2 years ago

I do that GO! thing alot on the phone now

killedkenny07 2 years ago

GO!

CarmeloLeBronFan 2 years ago 2

lol

johnhildebrandt69 2 years ago 2

This is quite possibly the best clip Ive EVER seen!

brunettegirl1204 2 years ago 2

LOL, good stuff

Jetfan44 2 years ago 2

Youknowforafatguyyou'renotveryjolly.

insAnum 2 years ago 5

elaine's hair looks pretty modern in this clip

ieatnuggetswithafork 2 years ago 2

m m GO!!!

lol

mushroom9278 2 years ago 2

i may have to take it but i dont have too like it.

HellsAngels2001 2 years ago 3

seinfeld > friends

GatorBaby06 2 years ago 242

agreed x10

ablmgreg 2 years ago 3

absolutely!

i dont know why friends stars got million $ per episode for that childish crap

wtb999 2 years ago 15

@GatorBaby06 This is objective truth.

CaptainCarrion 1 year ago 2

@CaptainCarrion

haha seinfeld being better than friends IS objective truth. it's like asking why the earth revolves around the sun. It just does.......SEINFELD > amigos

Btw this goes out to all Seinfeld fans. I haven't decided which is my favorite episode. Which is your favorite?

GatorBaby06 1 year ago

@GatorBaby06 My favorite episode is the Carl Farbman one. Makes me laugh every time when Elaine's bf treats jerry like he's poor

jdannydotcom 1 year ago

@jdannydotcom Is that one on Youtube I can't find it anywhere

gottagofast12 1 year ago

@gottagofast12 I haven't had any luck in finding it, which is sad considering I actually own the DVD.

jdannydotcom 1 year ago

@GatorBaby06 Friends is SOOOOO lame and annoying, Seinfeld is pure genius! lol

rockndude87 1 year ago 5

@GatorBaby06 Only better ? Seinfeld is MUCH MUCH MUCH BETTER than Friends ! Seinfeld is the BEST show EVER !

sweetscience85 1 year ago 3

@GatorBaby06 friends wasnt even funny, girls watched it only for the drama.

pedinoway2 1 year ago

@GatorBaby06 no it's not. because seinfeld has smart humor whilst friends is a moronic kind of "funny". we all know that 75 % of the world is stupid. Therefore most of the world likes friends. Statistic solved

robertpetrea23 11 months ago

so funny!

lauramcmillanpiano 2 years ago

I love how Kramer always takes Jerry's food.

AdVikesAd 2 years ago 5

"...you?? I'm more responsible than you are!!" Don't be rediculous... now if you'll excuse me I have to go and fill my freezer with my own blood. LOL

JessicaTG2008 2 years ago 18

one not so jolly fat guy

hphoplg 2 years ago

Not quite Nalrunus.

Kramer says: "You know for a fat guy, you are not very jolly."

tiptop007 2 years ago 4

It's hard to understand Kramer, he says it so fast after Seinfeld says he'll freak out, "You know for a fact, you're not very jolly.

Nalrunus 2 years ago

Its "You know for a fat guy you're not very jolly."

CFCD14 2 years ago 4

This is the best sitcom in the history and future of mankind.

n00buler89 2 years ago 9

seinfeld = best show in history

ThePbMarine 2 years ago 153

Classic. Absurd comedy at its best.

Alwaystuned 3 years ago 2

"I may have to take it , but I don't have to like it"

XD

Omri103 3 years ago 8

go!

Stewiebender1818 3 years ago 7

"i may have to take it,but i dont have to like it" lol

HellsAngels2001 3 years ago 12

"Is this about me?"

"No."

"Eh, then I've lost interest."

I love this dialog.

Reminds me of when Jer said

"Thats what I love about the holidays...people being helped by people...other than me."

teenagetruck 3 years ago 5

"Go?"

pr00de 3 years ago 6

"I will freak out on you kramer"

HellsAngels2001 3 years ago 5

I like Elaine's old hair. It was funnier.

Dratiniii 3 years ago 4

"For a fat guy you're not very jolly!"

Alwaystuned 3 years ago 3

what does kramer say in response to jerry's hostility?

"well for a fact..."

htan 3 years ago

he says "you know for a fat guy your not very jolly:

JWZ55 3 years ago

he says "you know for a fat guy your not very jolly" lol

JWZ55 3 years ago

ill take it but i dont have to like it rofl genius

karmaloni 3 years ago

"Is this about me?"

No..

"Eh..then I've lost interest"

LOL

chase6470 3 years ago 3

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood"

lol

motorcityska 3 years ago 8

Well I may have to take it but I don't have to like it. LOL priceless Kramer.

SaveTheBigCats726 3 years ago 7

The last line is a hall of famer.

biggles1111 3 years ago 10

I LOVE IT WHEN JERRY FREAKS OUT!

HouseisMartin 4 years ago 7

hahah

I quote that everyday "I have to take it, but I dont have to like it"

gpdullius 4 years ago 5

when do you say it?

HouseisMartin 4 years ago 2

It's "I may have to take it but I don't have to like it"

mikelea1 4 years ago 4

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