Barret Date Scene

[Blacaca180]

Barret don't take no jibber jabber!

'Cho white ass lookin' at?

[iFail91]

Never managed to get this scene myself, though it's just great xD

[TheSpaceBar90]

Yo. Two.

[HUMGER]

hahahahaha

[PhoenixTheFuckWilbur]

cloud dont drop the soap lol

[LottieHansis]

Barret would absolutely destroy him. :L

[Ayyyndrew]

I suspected that you could control who you went on this date with....little did I know that Barret was an option o_O

[wolfxride]

The guy at 0:45 probably thought "homos.." as they went down the tube.

[EntropicMisanthropic]

"So Cloud... ever felt a black man's beard on your skin? UHH I MEAN... SHU'UP FOO!"

[splycer172]

1:35 ...ಠ_ಠ

[coyote7272]

I've accomplished this one accident once lol, back when I didn't know you could date different people xD it was hilarious

[phontex]

Maybe if Cloud wore his girl clothes then maybe Barret might have gotten the hint : )

[DemyxDanceWaterDance]

Lol at the awkward silence on the gondola. Sexual tension xD

[Cloud5210]

3:38 a dead Cloud

Cause: Bullets everywhere

[ledawg1138]

BARRET: C'mon Cloud, I heard you dressed like a woman at Wall Market. We could make this work.

CLOUD: Let that go man!

[Dukstless]

What the fuck?

[bugsandfun]

I love how Barret apparently has a feeling for Cloud, how he gets really embarrassed about it and tries to deny it.

[xopenheartx]

LOL at him firing at the fireworks "Shut up!!" I love Barret :')

[JonnyKasabian]

congrats you're our 100th... What?? oh youre gay, the other way sir!

[BrokenHaiku]

Thank you! I didn't care to play through it all again myself just to see them go on the date!

[elk832]

While this is awkward and all, nothing else in FF7 is nearly as disturbing as the bathhouse scene.

[videogamenostalgia]

Bro's night out! Bro's night out! Bro's night out!

[meandsambffl]

Cloud:I bet you have a nigger cock.

Barret:O_o

[TheBobbyalone]

I like the part where they gor kicked out of the theater for being gay.

[frauleinschwein]

@TheBobbyalone

Haha yes :D Accidental homophobia in the world of FF7.

[tJustSoup]

it costs 400,000 dollars to date barret... ...for 12 seconds...

[Teekoness]

"You're our 100th couple today... Oh, wait... no you're not... Sorry."

Damn, I wanted to see Cloud rescue Princess Barret.

Darn homophobes.

[Ediblemittens]

"You don't mean... MARLENE?"

Fuck I love this game.

[drtycutfreak101]

i wonder if tifa and aerith went on the date together lol thats hot

[drtycutfreak101]

i knew cloud was gay because he cross-dressed in the slums lol

[GabuEx]

"Oh man, I'm beat."

Yeah, sitting on a chair in an amusement park ride is hard work.

[d6chung]

@GabuEx Well, he just emptied his load from anger...

[layger7]

Bet ya have a nigger cock.

[jwitt1]

@layger7

I believe that was the assumption under which we were currently working.

[LordSolaris]

Apparently Barrett is the kind of guy that you have to get drunk to fool around with. It looks like Cloud never stood a chance.

[0utfoxed]

Your description wins an Emerald WEAPON, at the very least, dear Elyon. So much to say on this one!

They gip you out of the play. Uncool. Barret would have made such a fair damsel! I love how Barret invites Cloud and then gets all defensive. "Hey foo. What you wanna see fireworks with me for?"

Cloud is MUCH more talkative in this than any of the other dates, amirite?

I can't believe both his hair and Barret fit in the gondola. D:

[michelrpg]

"Dont gimme no lip!" Oh Barret we both know you want cloud's lips, BADLY..

[brocky70]

I always felt this was the games way of telling you you suck at life.

[eclecticist0]

0:22

Barret: Hey foo. What you wanna see fireworks with me for?

Cloud: Not having fun?

???It was Barret who asked cloud out at the beginning of the scene. Does Barret have short term memory or is too ashamed to admit that he was the one who thought of this?

[KayoteThunder]

At the end of the date cloud suck barretts long thick shaft to completion. He then rinsed his mouth out with an elixir and then Said the words "No homo."

[turtleboat]

omg the music when they got on the gondola just kills me

[bloodyinkpen]

@turtleboat The funniest part in my mind was how for the first part of the gondola right they just stare at each other uncomfortably.

[isleschild]

roflolmfao

[A1phaKn1ght]

0:39 thats what she said

[legefy]

Barret: I love you man

Cloud: *help*

[P2000Camaro]

@shiromori I was thinking the same thing!!! lol I always knew I loved FF7.. This is probably the best scene in video game history..lol!!

[shiromori]

A heart-warming scene in which Barrett suspects Cloud of pedophilia.

[Kakerate2]

@shiromori and also fires at fireworks and kills an innocent women...oh so heart warming <3

[Gemini123321]

awkward moment inside the tram......

[NeroliCannoli]

@1:31 - they look sooooooo thrilled to be there.

[Mistiestblue]

Foo

[otakusavior]

looks like someones gonna have a sore ass hole tonight ;)

[turtleboat]

omg i couldn't stop laughing when they were in the gondola, and fuking barret's theme was just blasting the background!

what's wrong with a little guy's night out, eh?

[yamiaainferno]

Nice Barret. Shoot the fireworks, yes I'm sure THAT will work. XD

[xmisogyny]

@yamiaainferno

lol'd so hard when he did that

[Chamillionare64]

I couldn't stop laughing once 1:32 started.

[xXnmv0930Xx]

LOL its just so funny how Barret swears so much...

[roxasfruit]

huh....

so you CAN hear barrets theme fore than once in the game....

[zja42188]

HAHA

[jlm123789]

awesome vid, i never saw it comin'

[kentuckyfriedpickles]

Gold Saucer. The only amusement park where you can fire a gun without consequence.

[PikaBaka101]

I wonder who'd be on top. :P

[jlm123789]

@PikaBaka101 "clearly not barret as he would crush Cloud." <-- my instant reaction ahaha

[paleknight1]

Wow this is gay!

[JapanBlue54]

Cloud's Hoo Boy lol

[rez2020]

The awkward silence when they're on the gondola is just priceless.

[jameswandman]

O_o...Whoa...Im hopeless when it comes to girls but not even I had to go with Barret! That was hilarious though!

[lulzfishy]

They're moving leggos.

[lildude4231]

1:50 "awkward"

[ATriple7]

Damn Fireworks anyway.....SHUT UP! ratatatatatatata xD

[jlm123789]

@ATriple7 :]

[Frightwolf]

I've never seen any other date scene besides Aeris. Thank God for youtube, shit.

[RaianTheFallen]

Ride Operator: *after they left* "...What an odd couple."

[NKL77]

GAY!!!

[supertraikern]

So awkward xD

DON'T GIMME NO LIP!

Your the 100th couple... Wait...

Hey foo!

Marlane....

[thoseforestlights]

Hey foo!

[genmaximus110]

I got all the dates scenes except this one. I was too lazy to follow the step by step guide to get it. It's too tough!

[animeangel1425]

This is too fucked up for me to even think about

[botanbutton]

Probably one of the best scenes in the entire game.

"Oh no you're not...Sorry." LOL And now Cloud's a pedophile?! XD

[jlm123789]

@botanbutton yeah!! i didn't get that wat was barrett on about. maybe he was thinking of the future or somethin

[RyuLoki]

Ahh, the classic Barret-Gun-o'-Anger.

Wouldn't have been worth it w/o Barret's gun.

[RikkuFukaimori]

Barret is too tense the whole time xD and t hen Barret like flips out and doesn't seem to happy about the whole thing int he sight seeing lift... even though he's the one who 'asked cloud out' lol....

[xxxOMGSweetxxx]

With all the flamboyance of the Gold Saucer, it's surprising to see that the staff are homophobes.

[baytony]

*facepalm*

[amitamaru]

Well they call it a date, but it looks more like a guys' night out to me. Just...didn't go so well.

[Aurainmaker]

Maybe if Cloud had gone as Wall Market Cloud, Barret would have been happier.

It's probably not the first time Cloud has been accused of being a Paedophile though, I mean, What about Priscilla in Junon.

[genmaximus110]

@Aurainmaker  I swear, Priscilla was fakin' it the whole time just so she could make out with Cloud.

[jlm123789]

@genmaximus110 yeah i was there like 20 mins trying to give her cpr, she musta been jokin sure she'd o bin DEAD by then lmao

[videogamer810]

And thus thousands of slash fics were born.

[xradiojasx]

"Oh wait......no you're not......."

[xradiojasx]

LOL! That's the best awkward silence I've ever seen in a game.

[coolman5242]

it funny how they censor fuck but they dont censor shit

[Devilsnightforlife]

hah yea I agree, probably what went through their minds at 1:32-2:00

"...... this is... awkard..."

[jedisociety]

barret pitied the fool

[SFSKabam]

roflwut... ... Been my favorite game since it came out and ten years later I find out about this? ... roflwut

[8bitJoker]

Gay shit

[dogglefox98]

LOL at the silence xD

[warwick2155]

lmao thanks for uploading, u cant do the play with barret???

[AutumnFalls420]

Barret definitely wants Cloud's junk.

[Cruz08erZ]

lol Barret's theme song during the ride over the Golden Saucer tops it off hahah

[Backstaberxx1]

"Oh man im beat lets get back"...... something tells me the game didnt show us all they did in the cart....

[weirdmisty]

I don't think Cloud is gay, but I am beginning to suspect that Barret may be.

[runningdrainwater]

They just look....so awkward in the tram scene. Just staring at each other...

[emptyNINE]

"Yo. Two." Hahaha

[Kaedechtu]

"Hey foo"

[Galvajon]

HOLY SHIT LOL

[After4th]

Aeris is the first person you expect to date.

There's an easy way to get Barret is by talking to him in Cosmo Canyon when your party splits.

Answer, "Go on" then answer, "Yeah, whatever..." leave the room and talk to him again. You'll earn Barret points everytime you answer the first choice.

[AngelDrive9]

Barret in the Sailor outfit, and Cloud cross-dressing was torment enough.

But seeing one of them as the princess and prince together would be utter humiliation.

[somebodyquiet]

LOL

[Monchi2006]

yeah im playing the gamme again and came across this guide that tells u all u gotta do to get a date with either Yuffie/Aeris/Tifa?Barret...i feel tempted to see the others but nah...i'll try an get a date with Yuffie,but im already kinda late in my progress,maybe ill get stuck with Aeris anyways.Yuffie is the hardest :[

[gunnerlala]

i was expecting barrett to profess his love for cloud when the fireworks started going off. not nearly as funny as i thought it was going to be :P

[EmpKazbar]

I got this one the first time I played, but we WERE the hundreth couple. Things got weird...

[YattaChan90]

...OMG °_° XDDDDDDDDDDD

[5w15h]

Fuck Barret's huge compared to Cloud in that ride LOL

[Zellig]

once you go black

[peepeevagi]

Not the 100th couple? Aww D:

[JayMaal904]

that was a little weird for my taste....

[GarTheStar]

LOL damn, didnt even know barret was a choice

[andrewb58]

LOL I know, I laughed really hard at this

[snipermagoo]

I can't help but think that not using the stage show was a legendary opportunity wasted.

[andrewb58]

It would probably have been to offensive for the time I think... or something like that. I'm sure it crossed their minds...

[snipermagoo]

If they could get away with the crossdressing/hottubful of gay prostitutes, I think they could have gotten away with that

[goeb16]

what happens when they run into Cait Sith and Barrett learns that Reeve/Cait Sith kidnapped Marlene?

Should've posted that entire scene.

[andrewb58]

She says "hey daddy"... the real mystery is what she would say about Yuffie....

[YaoMingsFriend]

Did Barret jsut shoot the fuck out of Cloud?!

[cult2dionysus]

i never thought id see this, thanks for posting. This was a good laugh

[lastreaperone]

the girl in the gondola tickets was like: uuughhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

[taigan]

Aww... I was looking forward to how the stage show worked with Barret. XD

[FirestormChameleon]

Ha, I've never got the Barrett date before. Awesome that they played his theme instead of the usual song.

[biggiemack6]

hhahahaha i lol'd hard

[darth22790]

Ridiculous that this is even in the game. lol

[resrevereverser]

"Congratulations!! You are our 100th couple today... Oh, wait... no your not... sorry."

[KoopaKonartist]

If they were, it would look very wrong.

[LeviathanMist]

lol @ Marlene

[foxer800]

lol the first part shows whose obviously on top in this relationship, besides we all knew what cloud liked from the honeybee inn, about to get laid witha chick wearing a skimpy bee outfit, "accidently" passes out so he can get close to a huge guy wearing a spedo(i think its a spedo, cant memba)

[LazerHGS]

Interesting.

[SuperEvilduck]

congrats you are the 100th couple .. ow wait no your not.... sorry

so fucking briliant

[Raposaum]

LOL WTF! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Damn Fireworks anyway" *ratatatata* "Shut up!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[menkothebest22]

ahahahahah XD

[Vicioussama]

Cloud likes em young, he wanted to get to barret to get to Marlene, clearly :P

[TheSupaFlex]

Sexual tension at 1:45...

[shinji257]

I think you meant 2:45

[mwsource]

I always wanted to skip that play.. Now I know how XD...

[Khm3rKidEric]

lol this reminds me of rob and big cloud is so small compared to barret

[megge1]

oh my gosh what a failure^^ great that i had never a date with barret.

[PaulThePretentious]

...barret shot up the fireworks display.

That is awesome.

[gearblock]

LOOOOOOOOOL

[NoobXSlayer]

It is not fake!!!!!!

[FlamingBat]

This is a joke, right? Is this some kind of mod? It's hilarious though.

[hypnometal]

No, you can actually get this as one of the options when you play. :-)

[FlamingBat]

Shortly after making my post, I went to a website that tells me how to get dates with characters other than Aerith/Aeris. So this is influenced by what I say and do earlier in the game?

[LeriaCossato]

And thus... Cloudx*EverysinglemaninFFVII* pairings were born!

[ssbbmaniac]

wow...just wow O_O

[ChelCAC1488]

Hahaha!! that was greatness.

[lprocker828]

Wow. So Squenix lets Cloud be a pedo, but not gay? Oh, the times... But it was funny.

[millgiass]

Actually 16 is legal in most places on Earth. So I don't think that counts as Pedo.

[linusgreen]

What is this I don't even

[Protagonist]

I remember getting this on my 3rd run completely by accident. I laughed my ass off.

"Congratulations youre the 100th couple to...oh wait...no youre not."

LMAO XD

[leracos]

Marlene! Cloud's a pedo, WTF?!

[Monchi2006]

yeah that was weird

[Idolores]

Jesus, that's awkward when they're in the cabin thing. :S

[TommyCurrell]

haha I love the stare off in the carrage, barret makes cloud look tiny!

[themanimal07]

oh the bromance

[ZeroStick]

ROFLCOPTER

[Colonel1863]

this is even more funny and akward than the date with yuffie, and yes i think we can all agree Barret called Cloud a pedo

[omegaweaponredux]

im pretty sure he just accused cloud of being a pedo.

[samejamesbond]

"... with a foo like you!"

Nice

[Coldspider801]

2:44 is that like "So which one out of Aeris Tifa or Yuffie would you rather do" Uncomfortable for Cloud cause Barret doesn't know he's gay? What it seemed like.

[kochirakoso]

how romantic

[archwing3441]

cloud says after date, "You know I have like, 3 different girls after me in our party... I'm not turning homo anytime soon..."

Barret, "@#$!"

[Saturnstales]

Talk about akward silence.....And then barret blames it on cloud!

[tveye363]

Wow...that Gondola ride looked so awkward.

[Arrghigiveup]

LOL! I started laughing from the point where Cloud goes "What, just the two of us?" and just /could not stop/ XD

[lollipophugo]

vouch, that date was fuckin gay. but i laughed my ass off anyways.

[TheLastLoneWolf]

Aha, I love how awkward they are on the ride. But it's so sweet that Barret's thinking of Marlene. He really misses her.

[Anonymus9876]

... No wait, you're not. Sorry.