@Popteart Yeah, she was a stuck up snob that thought she was better than everyone else in town. I love that episode when she called the cops on the Conners and couldn't believe it when she found out the cop was old friends with them. lol!
This is about the time that Becky began her rebellious phase. Johnny Swanko was just a prelude to Mark. Also, Dan and Roseanne look about as out of place with Chip's parents, as nuns at a biker rally.
i wish they would have kept darlene a jock. she still could have done the depressed thing and the writing thing and the jock thing.. she could have gone to college on a scholarship.
LOL I think its funny when Dan brings the drinks out on that little serving tray kinda trying to act and look more up class i guess.. lol it was just funny watching him walk out with it, he kinda had a stupid look on his face like "wow i feel like an idiot, but i hope they dont think less of us" kinda thing
@LilFireFox You got that right! I have 6 total; my ear lobes pierced twice on each side, then 2 more on the top of my left ear. Piercings are always more acceptable too cuz u can remove them and its like it was never there, but you cant remove a tattoo like that, only cover it up. haha and I’m terrified of needles too, so how on earth my ears got pierces SIX times is amazing :)
@BHSbballer2012 Well Baller...this is the first season. The 4th season is 3 away which = 3 more calender years from now. which would make them 11th and 8th...throw in the odd beginning and end of school years and id say theyd be in 12th and 9th by the fourth season. i was in 8th in '93 and 12th in '96. You do the math.graduated '97 but was still in 8th in 93 and 12th in 96. school years and calender years do not translate into each other(or seasons). now 8th to mid college in 3yrs would be off
@madftchklvr I think in real life Lecy and Sara are the same age, arent they? Im pretty sure anyway, I think I read it on wiki. Darlene was just much much shorter then Becky so with a little good acting and pretending to have less expierence that older kids have (boys, dating. lying to your parents or getting away with stuff) they easily made it LOOK like they were a few years apart
It's funny, Roseanne hasn't put the swordfish in the oven yet, then Chip and his parents suddenly show up and yet Becky's rushing them all to eat. It's not sushi, Becky!
I know, I've had those damn things out into the parking lot with all the really patient motorists. My mom tries to straighten it out when I'm pushing it but it never works.
I feel bad for my mom every time she goes to Wal-Mart cause I know she's gonna get that one.
roseanne plays on tvland everynight around 9 pm. they are having a roseanne marathon. dont know when it's going to end. just thought i would let ya know! =)
Roseanne-I invited chip's parents over for dinner. Becky-How could you do that. Roseanne-Cause i ran into Chip's mom at the market and she puts a gun to my head so I invited her. LOL
Does anyone know how old the kids are supposed to be? I read that DJ is supposed to be 8 in this episode . . . but he definitely seems younger than that.
This show is a freaking masterpiece.
mlc2005 1 week ago
Now EVERYBODY rinse!
Schizotypal1234 1 month ago
@bartsimpson67543two He said, "I'll get the door; you get the orgy lamp." ;)
KatherineLF 1 month ago
awesome!
ReadDoug 4 months ago
b3st show ever<3
99camilia 4 months ago
"My friend Rocko poured the driveway." Priceless!
VintHarper 5 months ago
One of my favorite episodes from my favorite TV show.
dylanstritan 6 months ago
Chip looks much better without the semi-mullet.
scketron89 6 months ago
Roseanne: Bonnie and Edgar could be family somebody.
Jackie: Roseane, Chip and Becky are only in the 8th grade.
Dan: Well, they've been going together for 6 months, that's uh, that's pretty much longer than you've gone out with anyone, isn't it?
ZIng!
Popteart 7 months ago 3
Yuppies in Landford? Thats weird because they make it sound like Landford is a dead end shit hole town.
noisyrag2 7 months ago
@noisyrag2 Not impossible. Remember Kathy Bowman moved there, but she didn't stay for long.
Popteart 2 months ago
@Popteart Yeah, she was a stuck up snob that thought she was better than everyone else in town. I love that episode when she called the cops on the Conners and couldn't believe it when she found out the cop was old friends with them. lol!
noisyrag2 2 months ago
@noisyrag2 I loved that. She thought she was intimidating them. One thing I can say about Chip's parents, though, is that they're polite.
Popteart 2 months ago
Roseanne is the best show ever
krypto8rch 7 months ago
werw all dining naked
again???? XDDDD
ElisabethPrincess 7 months ago
@2:09 becky dnt have a clip in her hair
then @2:15 she does
willnotdiemh 8 months ago
@willnotdiemh Good eye! I'm usually a pro at spotting stuff like that, but that one missed me.
Popteart 7 months ago
The one playing Chip was in "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids".
aliasgirl47 8 months ago
"Aw, just smack er', Edgar!" lmao!!! I almost died laughing. :D
babygiraffe123 8 months ago 2
This is about the time that Becky began her rebellious phase. Johnny Swanko was just a prelude to Mark. Also, Dan and Roseanne look about as out of place with Chip's parents, as nuns at a biker rally.
aftershock71 8 months ago 2
"hi Chip!". So cute!!!
martinezgerard 1 year ago
everybody rinse!
hahah
TXPRiNCEZZ09 1 year ago
i wish they would have kept darlene a jock. she still could have done the depressed thing and the writing thing and the jock thing.. she could have gone to college on a scholarship.
2479148 1 year ago
@2479148 she did go to college on a scholarship
TheRaulness 10 months ago
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@RENTluver06 me too !
missvictoriaaxx3 1 year ago
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@RENTluver06 me too !
missvictoriaaxx3 1 year ago
I love roseannes hair here so pretty
RENTluver06 1 year ago
@RENTluver06 me too !
missvictoriaaxx3 1 year ago
@RENTluver06 @RENTluver06 me too !
missvictoriaaxx3 1 year ago
Jared Rushton played young Tom Hanks in Big, now he sings and plays
the guitar in the independent band, "Withdrawal."
TIPTON340 1 year ago
at least this show has the ppl looking like eachother. unlike the other shows
willnotdiemh 1 year ago 2
LOL I think its funny when Dan brings the drinks out on that little serving tray kinda trying to act and look more up class i guess.. lol it was just funny watching him walk out with it, he kinda had a stupid look on his face like "wow i feel like an idiot, but i hope they dont think less of us" kinda thing
jpanderson06 1 year ago
It takes 6 peircings to be a 'freak'? I got 9 and want 3 more to make 12 in my ears. And that is not NEARLY as freaky as ppl are now a days. lol. :-p
LilFireFox 1 year ago
@LilFireFox You got that right! I have 6 total; my ear lobes pierced twice on each side, then 2 more on the top of my left ear. Piercings are always more acceptable too cuz u can remove them and its like it was never there, but you cant remove a tattoo like that, only cover it up. haha and I’m terrified of needles too, so how on earth my ears got pierces SIX times is amazing :)
jpanderson06 1 year ago
@madftchklvr no it stands for battlefield high school in haymarket, va.
BHSbballer2012 1 year ago
8:27-8:43 awesome nonverbal acting!
stonedbanana 1 year ago
What the hell? How is Becky in 8th grade and Darlene in 5th when in season 4, they are in 12th n 9th?
BHSbballer2012 1 year ago
@BHSbballer2012 Well Baller...this is the first season. The 4th season is 3 away which = 3 more calender years from now. which would make them 11th and 8th...throw in the odd beginning and end of school years and id say theyd be in 12th and 9th by the fourth season. i was in 8th in '93 and 12th in '96. You do the math.graduated '97 but was still in 8th in 93 and 12th in 96. school years and calender years do not translate into each other(or seasons). now 8th to mid college in 3yrs would be off
madftchklvr 1 year ago
@madftchklvr I think in real life Lecy and Sara are the same age, arent they? Im pretty sure anyway, I think I read it on wiki. Darlene was just much much shorter then Becky so with a little good acting and pretending to have less expierence that older kids have (boys, dating. lying to your parents or getting away with stuff) they easily made it LOOK like they were a few years apart
jpanderson06 1 year ago
@BHSbballer2012 p.s. baller..............does bhs stand for burlington high school? that would be weird cause we live in the same town then!!!
madftchklvr 1 year ago
Darlene: "Hey, are boobs gonna affect my pitching?"
Roseanne: "Not this season".
BHSbballer2012 1 year ago
It's funny, Roseanne hasn't put the swordfish in the oven yet, then Chip and his parents suddenly show up and yet Becky's rushing them all to eat. It's not sushi, Becky!
musicaltheatergeek79 2 years ago
Why is Darlene pitching underhand? I thought she played baseball. :-/
musicaltheatergeek79 2 years ago
"Everybody rinse!"
alitam219 2 years ago
@7:59--"I'll have a tropical hurricane"
"I'll get you a cold beer and turn on a fan"...LMAO
imtoolovely 2 years ago 7
dj to low darlen lat becouse your a migent
firenate23 2 years ago
"Should I be bad?"
LMAO
tygersflowerz 2 years ago 3
Becky was so hot
cranberrysauce7 2 years ago
Roseanne- here you guys check them for loose change then put them on my bed LOL
Grn8128 2 years ago 2
I agree with Roseanne, those carts that make only left handed turns suck.
PeterBluth 2 years ago 6
I was in Walmart with one like that the other day. It's tolerating until you have a whole cart full of stuff, then it gets unbearable.
ifuseekamy 2 years ago
I know, I've had those damn things out into the parking lot with all the really patient motorists. My mom tries to straighten it out when I'm pushing it but it never works.
I feel bad for my mom every time she goes to Wal-Mart cause I know she's gonna get that one.
PeterBluth 2 years ago
just smack her Edgar.
sexybutterflybabe 2 years ago 9
Everybody rinse!
onoudidnt125 2 years ago 5
I saw this one on TV Land tonight...LMAO
squeakyducky 2 years ago 4
Thank you for uploading all these. You made my day today. Thanks again!!!
director337 2 years ago
she should be put back on nick at nite
crickle555 2 years ago 3
roseanne should be put back on Nick. Who's with me?
rbd43091 2 years ago 16
roseanne plays on tvland everynight around 9 pm. they are having a roseanne marathon. dont know when it's going to end. just thought i would let ya know! =)
lace0589 2 years ago
@rbd43091:
i know! i love this show! it's on in the morning so i watch it when i get ready for school:)
xxtaytaydemidemi 2 years ago
Do I have do get dressed up for this boring dinner? ( Darlene)
No, we're all dining naked. ( Roseanne)
AGAIN! ( Darlene)
LOL :D :D
Girlygirlxoxo16 2 years ago 6
Darlene: "This is great. I gotta eat this stupid fish. With this stupid dress."
Roseanne: "And then your going to do the stupid dishes"
monsterdrawer 2 years ago 5
GO AWAY!
ripcitychick 2 years ago
lol ill get the orgy lamp
wheelz23 2 years ago 5
LOL! I love when Dan is doing the strikes in the beginning with Darlene pitching...CLassic!!!!
Kimbobb526 2 years ago
Roseanne-I invited chip's parents over for dinner. Becky-How could you do that. Roseanne-Cause i ran into Chip's mom at the market and she puts a gun to my head so I invited her. LOL
AArmendariz12 2 years ago 9
I wish this was still a show, Roseanne was the best.
Animefan300 2 years ago 11
hahaha. Dan cracks me up...they all crack me up. i love roseanne
xhakunaXmatatax 2 years ago 14
Does anyone know how old the kids are supposed to be? I read that DJ is supposed to be 8 in this episode . . . but he definitely seems younger than that.
jjgrl55 2 years ago 3
Well Becky's 14, Darlene is 12, and DJ is 8, I'm pretty sure since Becky's in eigth grade
TwistedPretzel1130 2 years ago 2
I loved it when Roseanne laughed at her own jokes.
TwentyEightDaysLater 3 years ago 17
"What the heck...I'll have a Tropical Hurricane."
"I can give you a cold beer and a fan..."
skylur44 3 years ago 58
I like this episode!!!
babydarling1990 3 years ago 6
Darelene-do i have to get dressed up for this boring dinner?
Roseanne-No we are going to eat naked
Darelene-Again???
lol!!!!!!!
123abc456795 3 years ago 50
lmfao "sipping absinthe and playing billards"
SynderellaGates1985 3 years ago 18