Dara OBriain Talks Funny 2008 Part [8/9]

[CupcakeGalLurvRupert]

the sketch about Coventry doesn't make us look good!

[Batiascc]

isn't the jeweler guy who hates irishmen also the brain surgeon from dara's other show? looks like him

[MartinoSabo]

Next time something unfair happens, I'm'a go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and call all the animals of the world

[poqlist]

I have never seen a comedian just make up his stuff as he goes so well.

[a1024s]

8 people can't tell a cleaver from a carving knife.

[ShannonDobbin481]

Aw sure they took everything

[MrPhatypus]

JUST GET IT TO IRELAND!!!!

[Mooro09]

My Jaw Hurts

[OnkelStein]

@Mooro09 Your mom said the same thing to me after last night:)

[michiel2047]

lol a lot of awkwardness betweek those two at the beginning xp

[fireyonix]

well-done to the cobblers!

[Anathemal]

haardvark.

[dehro]

8 people clearly were caught by the cobblers of doom

[AngelBiLove]

p for pneumoia

g for gnome

k for night

c for czar

w for wrestling

[AciaTenchi]

@AngelBiLove;; K for Knight you mean...

[AngelBiLove]

@AciaTenchi my mistake

[batmanrobinlalala]

'the cobblers protecting the city from crime' lol

[cem1yilmaz]

call forth the animals of the world, tarzan the jeweler has been robbed xD

[Girlinterruptedsarah]

8 people didn't know P was in Pneumonia

[Generalisim0]

@Girlinterruptedsarah

no dislikes in 6 months.. seemed you scared them away. :)

[OHWISEONE1996]

P for pneumonia. Brilliant.

[nightfox444109]

uuuuuooooooooooooooooooooooooo­hhhhhhh

"bring forth the animals of the world"

LMAO

[cammigurlgonewild]

He describes things so brilliantly !!! :D

[ishopinamsterdam]

i punch in the window, pulled ur man out of the car, dragged him into the house and tied him to a chair ! :p

[catscanflyhigh]

And this passes for comedy these days? God damn terrible comedian.

[ishopinamsterdam]

@catscanflyhigh if this isn't comedy for you, you shouldn't watch it all the way up part 8 or if you just started watching at part 8 ur an idiot because surely you must know part 8/9 isn't the first vid you should be watching.

[rungettothechoppa]

Police - is there a a car thief here?

Man - oh. [hides] hello !

:D ahaha I laughed at that so hard

[snackajack117]

Hahaha the PacMan thing was great

[MrJoeyWheeler]

Dying...from..laughter....!!

[darksideOMG]

Super Cobblers FTW!!

[irkofan]

Dara OBriain was good before Notch liked him.

[GhostBear3067]

... and the jewler also has torches...

[GhostBear3067]

I would never steal from a jewler or cobler, they both have many many hammers...

[22Uzbekistan]

Notch liked this!

[UtterlyHeleno]

The Cobblers: Protecting The City Against Crime :)

[sjg0546]

Tarzan the Jeweller has been robbed.

[wass195]

Notch liked this

[Smudgeurfudgemuffin]

NOTCH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GET ON WITH MINECRAFT

[DallasDiatorei]

@Smudgeurfudgemuffin Read his twitter, he took the day off. And all the other employee's are playing the Wii at the office.

So very productive. xD

[Foslandify]

Notch liked this!

[WatchUProductions]

"Just get it to IRELAND. They'll know what to do with it there"

I'm Welsh and live in Scotland, and I do that. Only it's Wales... I don't know anyone in Ireland.

[TheBlackcat239]

Just to add anecdotal eidence to this part of the gag, last summer 2 of my cousins who emigrated from ireland to england about 10 years ago went to Lourdes.During that summer they went on a youth pilgrimage to Lourdes with a group of friends. While their they decided it would be a nice idea to send a postcardc to their catholic granny in ireland. The address read " Granny and Grandad blah,blah,blah,Ireland. And it got their. The address would have had about 60 other grannies living near!

[maggie69201]

"aaaaaaaarh! what did he wana, call forth the animals of the world? " laughed soooo hard... : ' )

[kyproula88]

"somebody stole my tomatoes!"

[mokshalovely]

OY fucker let's keep it light, it's a comedy show!

[darthlozer2]

Hehe thief and the cobbler.

[Troublemaker1991]

"P for Pneumonia"

BAHAHAHAHA

[The101Rurple]

u should of got the hammer guy out, that would of scared the s*** outta them!

[Th3Z0ne]

"Here here, try these! These are faster!!"

[Drogsboy98]

best comedian alive

[dumbnetworks]

@Drogsboy98 billy connoly?

[TOBranch]

Tarzan the jeweler lol.

[MrKeego101]

its a laughing shop!! ya sell waves ;D great improv

[QueenDeaconite]

Ooh, the G thing is Michael McIntyre's! XD

[adcashmo]

@QueenDeaconite M.M. also does a similar bit on the chamber mades/taking down team or whatever it was called

[catsinhouse]

Perfect end of the week tonic!! Priceless!

[ThatRandomThing]

That actually is almost a dictionary definition of ring theft!

[Atvor]

never drink anything while watching this, your in dander of choking

[tiger55331]

1:46- eddie murphy laugh

[ronanmkeilthy]

The alarm went off! LMFAO

[elliottrams4life]

Leeds 1 - 2 Derby btw

[lvrpl09]

am i cleaving? does this look like cleaving to you? no, i'm carving the ear off

[357Snowball]

Alpha bravo charlie delta echo foxtrot golf hotel igloo juliet kilo leema mike November Oscar papa Quebec Romeo can't remember tango uniform can't remember xylophone can't remember zulu. I go to st johns ambulance XD

[NarutoRocks36]

@357Snowball Sierra, Victor, Whiskey and Yankee are the ones you're missing. Other than that very impressive lol!

[TheNo1MovieMan]

pure class.... he has me in stitches all the time

[Tsugo582]

Your right, that almost is a dictionary definition of ring theft. You couldn't have better expressed that.

My friend woaaaaaaaaaaaah like that.

and dara's response was fecking hilarious!

[SatoTM2]

k for knight =P

[MissPiratePixie]

my mum's not even Irish and she does the 'or' thing.

[lynsk90]

Reminds me of when my Mum was reading our car registration to the breakdown people and she said "W for whatever" and the woman on the phone said "Whisky"

[StoliDassah]

@lynsk90 LOL! Yeah, some of them are so weird. My brother was in the Army and he had it all memorized, I nearly died laughing when he told me F was Foxtrot!

[shambolism]

And teh lesson here is: don't fuck with COBBLERS!!

[epower]

'And I go "Or" and they go "good!'

XD

[animaegray]

Just advancing like Pac-Man down the road :D

[myironlungca]

His Improv is unsurpassed.

[iRobb94ii]

@myironlungca try Ross noble

[Kazumaster]

@iRobb94ii True, Ross is the king of improv :D

Dara is absolutely fantastic anyway ;)

[SatoTM3]

still love the p for pneumonia gig x)

[SCXBAYBEE123]

5:18 - Good old Coventry spirit, eh? XD

[DarkPhoenixChild]

JUST GET IT TO IRELAND! THEY'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT THERE!

And if you've ever been to Ireland or have relatives in Ireland, you know EXACTLY what he means! That or tried to use a GPS in Ireland; there fucking USELESS.

[ChloeSophiaOx]

"They stole my tomatoes."

"How did you know?"

"The alarm went off," XD The whole thing was frickin amazing

[RootinTootinBeans]

I always put Ireland in capitals on the envelope...ALWAYS!!!

[JoshMufc101]

"they couldn't get into the attic, i lent them a ladder, i'll not see that again"

DARA XD XD XD XD XD

[PeanutsOrNothing]

I actually couldn't breathe from laughing at 2.15 onwards.

[dtrocks6]

looking at your profile picture-lee evans is the most unfunny stand up ive ever seen! he just over reacts everything stupid he has to say! hes sad! did well right up til 'somthing about mary' but he was over played and less rehearsed since then.i'll have people disagreeing with the first half and agreeing with the second half of what i said

[oODontStopTheRainOo]

@dtrocks6 ... you know this is Dara O'Briain and not Lee Evans right?

[dtrocks6]

thats why i said it was his profile picture! its of lee evans,thats why i brought it up

[Hanzeeeee]

i totally agree!!

[SatoTM3]

slamming button marked 'record for training purposes' hahahaha xDDD

[mashmusic11235]

"Hey, you, hey, hey, you, you, yeah, YOU! Y'see this bit here?  This, right here? Ignore all this, this isn't for you just GET IT TO IRELAND, THEY'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT THERE!!"

Pure genious!!

[DJJB10]

"i punched in the window, pulled your man out, dragged him into the house and tied him to a chair"

wow keep it light fucker...its a comedy show!!! lol

[PurushaDesa]

"And she brought me a *carving* knife!"

[Sitcom head shake].

XD Couldn't stop laughing at that!

[tinka023]

Love Dara! <3

[mirkwoodian]

Oh, my belly and face hurt so much for all the laughing..! It's like with QI!

[Ericaa989]

michael mcintyre g for gnome ;)

[smileymileyfanemily]

michale mcintyre did the letter for word, he did n for nouugaaatttt ¬.¬

[GiefGoldPlx]

at 5:30 when he says "I roared and shouted" doesnt he sound like ed byrne?

[eddieroofe]

he's irish, of course he sounds like ed byrne lol

[Scalded99]

hey, hey, hey, hey, you, ya, you, see this bit here, you dont have to worry about that bit at all! thats not for you! just get it to IRELAND! they'll know what to do with it there!!! could not stop laughing at it

[cofcfemmes]

I've had to pause this video twice on just this clip, because I was laughing so hard I started to cough and wee a little bit. "...and then the 'haches' start with 'haardvark'"..."you can hear her hand hovering over a big red button marked record for training purposes". Brilliant!

[jcrawley1]

7:53. Look at her, she's all pretty. And Irish she would have us believe.

[DumuRaL]

Ah sure don't the Irish have the best blood o.~

[like2surf]

@jcrawley1 So you're saying because she's pretty she can't be Irish?

[jcrawley1]

@like2surf No, quite the opposite. I love Irish girls!

[Gellis2009]

1:12 hahaha. got my eye on you son

[CFC58]

Funniest man ever

[MIZZPINEAPPLE67]

Aar they go good lol

xD

[IHaveTheQi]

Thing about that Coventry story is, Dara underestimates how a) crazy and b) hard as fucking nails people from Cov are. I know, I lived there.

[Johngamenerd]

I wouldnt exactly call coventry "hard"

[IHaveTheQi]

Wouldn't you?

[o0Cookiez0o]

me neither. lool. :')

[beamerball666]

I interrupted a girl being robbed once I got some out of it

[puzokutya]

A BJ in the park?

Those are my favourites.

[glebber]

niceeeee.

[Ramshobraja]

His homeopathy bit was awesome.

[ReganElizabeth1993]

PACMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AquariAstaran]

The other day, walking through town, I saw a Cobblers on the side of the street, and i thought of Dara O Briain, and laughed a bit, then i look to the side and right next to it, is a Jewellers store...

XD

[Cpt50Caliber]

crime fighting cobblers

makes me proud to live here :)

[AquariAstaran]

Thats not fuh Youu! Just get it to IRELAND!..

The way he acts and says that is just... omg brilliant XD

[nilocke]

Golly, thanks for quoting the lines I just heard him say 10 seconds ago! Can you just please port a transcript of the whole show? It's so much funnier just reading the punch-lines after I watched the video.

[captainwungf]

@nilocke Galls me too, especially when said comments have been liked by loads of people. As if hearing them delivered by the comedian was humorous, but enhanced all the more by seeing them written down. I realise you pretty much said that anyway :)

[happyjellyfish]

@captainwungf Don't read the fecking comments then. It's pretty easy to manage.

[captainwungf]

@happyjellyfish You're telling me not to read comments after reading a comment and commenting on it? You utter twat.

[Th3Z0ne]

"AAAaaaaooooooooooooo!! Tarzan the Jeweller has been robbed!"

[goonerbeagunner4life]

Advancing like pacman down the road!

I literally ROFL'd xD

[nothingtoobig]

dara is pure genius, i cant imagine life without dara or mock the week

p.s. also michael mccintyre coppied the part about the letter/word thing from dara

[devanampiyatissa]

lol....with a spare pair of shoes!!!... hahahaha

[Wiggles369]

JUST GET IT TO IRELAND! THEY'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT THERE!

lmfao

[bladelinger]

THE COBBLERS!!!!!

[mychemfreak246]

If i ever work at a call centre, i would deliberately get the letter wrong, just to see what shit they'd come up with!!

[e7242]

cobbler story roflmao

[onthepc08]

Im training for my pilot's lisence and I have to learn all of it :p

[nicbloscaidh]

its a laughing shop XD

[thelolmaster3]

F for foxtrot C for Charlie J for Juiliet

[LucaayT]

pmsl!!

[SingularSuperNinja]

Am I the only person who actually knows A for Aplpha etc all the way then. lol. It's damn useful! G for Golf. P for Papa.

[evildonald]

You may be the only one who knows A is for Aplpha

[SingularSuperNinja]

Haha. Nice.

[jennyhjennyh]

Nah, i worked in a call centre, we had to learn it lol.

Although i had a customer once say C for condom...and i once have to resort to saying N for baNaNa...instead of november..

[SingularSuperNinja]

Hahahahahaha! I'm so doing that next time I can. "Is that M for Mike?"

"No, it's N... for baNaNa."

Priceless!!! :D

[mychemfreak246]

LOOOOL!!! OMG!! omg that's JOKES!!!! I am SOOO gonna use that next time!!! thats fucking hilarious!

[Chrisssss234]

I know it, too, but I go blank sometimes. A lot of people use mother and sugar instead of mike and sierra... but I once used "teddy" and "yo-yo" ...first things that came to my head.

[SingularSuperNinja]

My mum has an odd one. It works fine but isn't the conventional one. She says A for Apple, B for Bertie. R for Robert. N for No-one. Apparently it's the inter-flora one (she used to be a florist).

[Chrisssss234]

Yeah I've heard B for Bertie quite a lot. Not heard the R or the N ones before though, they're quite interesting.

Sometimes it's a case of saying the first one that comes to your head 'cause you don't want to have a really long awkward pause...

[DrumzNBass2k9]

LOOOOL " G for..........G-string"

[frickinradical]

the matrix of lasers! XD

[xxxcurliixxx]

Hahah the 2 cobblers chasing the jewler!!

[Elliebabe3694]

haha. "with these magical shoes we can chase anyone down, any number of times!" XD lmao

[nothingtoobig]

i love the way he tells his anecdotes

[yourdeaths]

What did we do to him? (imtiates hammer thing)

[DMJ1003]

p... for pnumonia

classic!

Dara= LEGEND!!!

[xerxes118]

Like Pacman down the road...

LMAO

[JankeyL]

That 'Or' is great in Mock the Week! he has to spell a lot in MtW.

[Fiskfiskfisken]

Checked dates, it's the other way around... Dara was first O.o

[ToffeeAppleAngel]

Actually, Dara mentioned this on The One Show. I can't entirely remember what he said, but it was something along the lines of it being hard to come up with an original joke which another comedian hadn't already come up with - and that he once created a joke but it turned out that McIntyre had came up with something very similar already.

So it wasn't intentional, it was just a councidence.

[fredsta125]

Dara was first to that joke

[brokenjoker07]

cobblers all the way!!!