Tool - Hooker with a penis

[hankypanky57]

that face is cray!

[dixeepixee09]

They played this as their opening song in Hampton, too! Best concert everrrrr

[300daysandnights]

I can't believe they opened with this song when they came to orlando 6 days ago. I was really pumped when they start playing it. then Jambi right after. best concert I've ever been too. they even played Parabola.

[SexxiMoosE]

@300daysandnights ya i saw them in january...best shit ever

[blueamerican54]

Dat bass. Dayum.

[BazookaBenji]

This song is supposidly about Chino Marino...Leader singer of the Deftones

[wandarah]

@BazookaBenji Hahaha! I've not heard that delicious myth before.

[bitumen40]

Maynard, you total babe! <3 <3

[D3F792]

I'm glad Maynard made this song, but who the fuck in their right-mind would judge Maynard and call him a sellout? Before that kid pointed his finger he should have known Maynard's the man. The very man he claimed to be a fan of. Maynard is showing him that; even though he is the sellout (hooker) with the penis, the kid was the one getting fucked by him.

[rbpowah]

i wear 501

[Braveinside]

It's a trap!

[IStay420High]

i bought it n love it

[Efnscreenames]

twist his nipple rings and see how OGT he really is!

vans HA

[ibtreehuggin]

i bought this record

[TheSundayRevolution]

You can't beat this song.

[Alex0Basket]

Notice there are no dislikes. Fuck yes.

[BroodOz]

All you know about me is what I sold ya

Dumb fuck

I sold out long before you even knew my name

[jackattack989]

54 people really know music

[Setzuo]

This song says everything that I have ever wanted to say to every person I have ever known.

[mekanik85]

buy my new record

send more money

fuck you buddy

[sunsty1e]

best line "All you know about me is what Ive sold you,

Dumb fuck."

[downsystem13]

FUCK YOU BUDDY FUUUUUCK YOU BUDDY

[medvegia1]

Lady Gaga's such a hooker with a penis ;)

[JordanMeAwesome]

I'm the man.

[MoltenArtGlass]

I'd hate to be the dumbass fan who inspired this song!

[saintsfan70072]

i love this song

[123serioussam]

the man is everybody!

[Setzuo]

@123serioussam

Whoa man. You just like, blew my mind.

[55renavatio]

SO - FUCKING - AWESOME!

[dodgedart74]

Well now Ive got some

A-dvice for you, little buddy.

Before you point the finger

You should know that

Im the man,

And if Im the man,

Then youre the man, and

Hes the man as well so you can

Point that fuckin finger up your ass.

[drunky57]

and the man does exist. why don't you go and see what happened to all the money in your pension fund, or state your mind and opinions vocally or in literature and see what happens when mr police officer beats your ass or mr publisher tells you to fuck off. maybe it'll go away if you deny everything?

[ttristan97]

if you deny everything then you can't do anything. i know im being a smart ass but im very specific, so if i DID deny EVERYTHING i would be dead.

and if tear gas didn't work i don't see why the "man" as so explained by many would; drop a nuke at where ever the denial is being held.

[ttristan97]

and when i announce my opinions vocally regularly its illegal to beat someone down.

and when a publisher says no to my opinions theres nothing to be pissed about.

they just don't want to publish.

[drunky57]

i'd laugh if 100 people said fuck it and walked on into one of those supermarkets, grabbed whatever they wanted and walked out. wtf could the police do...

imagine if there was more.. i'd love to tell the man to go fuck himself.. that'd be the best way too, break out of the system. but who's got the baaahlls to do that.

[ttristan97]

The man doesn't exist and not only ware you wrong the police would i don't know get riot team and shoot tear gas just like they do everytime the mustangs win.

[drunky57]

hell man, i've got a gas mask. you can get the best one on the planet for 300$. and even if they DID, all that would do is piss everyone off more.

[dodgedart74]

whos the man? we'll all just avoid him?

[TheMaxwellFingers]

This has nothing to do with Obama.

He's the hooker, cos' you pay for his record ( his service ). This story is true, some kid really did come up to Maynard and voiced his opinion. Maynard just answers back in form: You may be the one buying the record, but I'm fucking YOU over. Maynards fucking you.

The Hooker with a penis.

[adreannaangel]

GOOD F'ING JOB!!!...One of my fav songs.....hmmmm, cuz he's brutally honest....gotta love honesty!!!!!!!!!!!! This was a project to find tho

[Davey9449NEW]

Just Like Smells Like Teen Spirit, read the lyrics and understand!

[signify12]

All you know about me is what Ive sold you,

Dumb fuck.

I sold out long before you ever heard my name. you know. all you read and wear or see and hear on tv is a product. as they chant obama obama obama.

[adreannaangel]

hey, hey, a little secret I know........we are f'ing human........and we live this mess to OBAMA.....DO YOU WANT THIS RESONSIBITY???? I DON'T THINK SO.....HUMANS CANNOT FIX THIS BS......EVEN OBAMA OR ANOTHER HUMAN......HUMAN NATURE MUST DISCARD THE BS THAT HAS PLAGUED THIS PLANET........GOOOOOOOOOOOOO 2012

[drunky57]

why don't u stop complaining about it and start ripping those band-aids off then..

[GENERICCEREAL67]

I just can't imagine anyone in Tool voting for McCain.

[signify12]

tool has nothing to do with the type of people who are voting. all I meant is people don't research anything objective before they vote. they just buy into all the advertising and think they are getting a good product when really they are getting a shity shamwow that does nothing with substance.

[Crimson250]

+1 for the shamwow analogy

[signify12]

I'm no lib or rebup, but when ever i hear this song i think of obama supporters/ Mcain/ bush clinton/ etc.

[thestiggg]

stop the killing

[jewso]

this song is da gr8test

[esamidomani]

Before you point your finger

You should know that

Im the man,

If Im the fuckin man

Then youre the fuckin man as well

So you can

Point that fuckin finger up your ass.

[KingAli888]

I need a man 2 treat me like a queen O

[booman22]

r 18/F/Texas. hrmMMmmm. someone msg me im bored!! h

[kennedykouture]

I love tool

[sionide3]

who dosent?