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  • Meanwhile in Alabama...

  • Nice light saber... oh wait, that's your dislike bar!

  • you guys suck ass, i could probably hit the ball with my head farther then that

  • he looks about 20

  • FUCK YOU

    

  • i should have payed attention to the dislike bar! -_-'

  • If I was that bad I would not put it up on YouTube.

  • douche bag!

  • 0:22 going into the water

  • his names toby and hes as good as i for golf

  • azzzzz pits

  • lame. that will be all.

  • The only thing cool about this video is that the grass is green.

  • Did he pee himself? o.o

  • Poor idiot

  • fuck off, 16 year old prick needs to get laid TWAT

  • "It's beyond parallel" LMFAO

  • That's one of those exploding balls you can get at Wal-Mart. I used to pull that prank all the time. He didn't smoke it, he just got played.

  • FAIL !!!

  • haha windy

  • Nice language! Perhps you could see a psychiatrist and get some medication or take some anger management classes. Jeez. Life it short. Relax! It's just a goof!

  • @yousquid you said it, "Life is short" and I hate when my precious time is wasted. And it's not a goof, it's Youtube/Google's crappy way of archiving and recommending videos. Google is better than this.

  • I hate bullshit titled videos. Hey Youtube/Goggle Wake the fuck up??!?!? quit putting overwhelmingly thumbs downed videos in my recommended. The people have spoken. This was a waste of my FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @wentafew

    no doubt

    this was in my recommended page

    fuck this kinda shit....freaking assholes

  • Wow! You are right! That's about 9 months or so!

  • Daveinpublic you wasted time working it out...

  • Wow, 500,000 people have watched this... Since this video is 45 sec, that's 6,250 hours of wasted time.

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  • Thanks for the black and white cinema verite style. I thought it was a Jen-Luc Godard golf film.

  • I remember in 3rd grade learning "i before e, except after c." Please respond when sober or go back to school.

  • @yousquid you must seize the moment when ever possible

  • @yousquid But what about "vein" or "seize"?!

    O_o

  • how decieving

  • Inbred golf starring cletus the cockbiscuit

  • thumbs up if you stopped watching it wen u saw the dislike bar

  • swings like a little girl. what a loser

  • you swing like a girl. "Is it parallel?"

  • just awful and a disgrace

  • pure unadulterated shite, anal americans

  • can you say loser hs drop out?

  • yeah, it disappeared like the camera guy's cock and balls in your mouth

  • I'd rather wipe my own ass than watch this. Scratch that... I'LL WIPE SOMEONE ELSE'S ASS THAN WATCH THIS!

  • DAN SHAUGER NEW GOLF SWING AND NEW DVD IS OUT NOW 8-3-2011===INSTANT GOLF SWING===WATCH THIS VIDEO AND YOU WILL HIT YOUR GOLF BALL STRAIGHT DOWN THE LINE NOW AND WITHOUT BACK PAIN aperfectswing.

  • That swing was horrible. You are supposed to keep your spine angle the same throughout the swing. That golfball is one of those prank ones that explodes into dust on contact. NOOB. I'm 12 and I'm a better golfer than you.

  • @HamperedKnave2 well that tells us alot about how good you are, anyone who's played golf for a day is better then this guy, altough he isnt even serious about it. So good luck on your road to being a good golfer with that attitude dude.

  • @TheSwingKingOfDeath You can't say I suck. You've never seen me play. I don't suck I was featured in the first tee magazine when I was small. I was on the cover. I was one of the best people in the program. BTW I don't even want to be a perfessional golfer. My favorite sport is tennis and I am good at that too.

  • @HamperedKnave2 Well im glad for you, good luck with your tennis then.

  • Take this video down please you tube it's fucking stupid!!!! These people have no life!!!!

  • @dillbill3 hahahaha

  • New title: "27 year old virgin wastes my time by hitting a golf ball 13 inches."

  • @Dillbill3 chill you fuckin tight ass and evryone who liked his comment, this is a joke video, god, i hate people who cant accept a sarcastic video

  • @777fff888ggg STOP MAKING FUCKING JOKE VIDEOS ASSHOLE! THEY ARE ALL OVER THE GODDAMN INTERNET EATING UP MY BANDWIDTH AND WASTING MY TIME! FUCK YOU, ALL OF YOU SACKS OF SHIT WHO THINK THESE JOKE VIDEOS ARE WORTH WATCHING, LET ALONE MAKING!  (p.s. all caps mean that if i was talking to you in person i would be yelling.)

  • @thisishorseshit72 i never said its worth watching... i just said that when you get professionally trolled like this you have to just accept it and not freak out like wut you just did... so calm your gay tits you nigger cock craver

  • 30 year old fag hits world's shortest drive!

  • Fucking time waster

  • fucking moron

    

  • its too bad that I can drop a fake golfball like that on my dad and he sees the smoke and still looks for the ball 250 yards away! This is Retarded. why dont you use a real golf ball like the rest of us.

  • TOBYYYYYYYYYYYY.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO

  • that the worst drive ever

  • poster = a fucking idiot...

    

  • nice practice swing... oh it wasn't?! sucker!!!

  • retarded

    

  • smoking eachother more like

  • If thats the worlds longest drive I think I may have broken the record yesterday when I slapped a golf ball with my penis

  • I agree with 111prick111 100%

  • Toby smoked somethin' but it weren't no golf ball

    

  • is that parallel?

  • Ur not supposed to use your arms to hit the ball. Amateur... ...not even that! I'd say rookie, no beginner!!

  • It would be way funnier (or funny at all) if you threw your camera in the lake.

  • The ball just went down to the right

  • @finbarrcarrig13

    You should have gone to specsavers!

  • Hello Erik you tard

  • must be pretty retarded to practice on what looks like a gravel surface. may as well just throw your clubs in that reservoir/lake

  • More misleading titles from youtubers who are desperate for hits.

  • @PCWONK and achieved their goal with flying colours :D

  • And boom goes the dynamite.

  • I love how he asks if its parallel and then misses it. Bro it dont matter if your club touches your right foot if you cant hit the ball.

  • You are a mexican cock biscuit!!!!!

  • Holy crap, you guys are the most boring group of people on the planet. You can't even do a prank right.

    *Swing*

    *Golf Ball Explodes*

    "Heh, that was pretty good right? I think you smoked it. Good job. Nice Hit. That was kind of funny right?"

  • Stick to licking windows

  • Did you record this with your toaster?

  • this guy is as gay as Justin Bieber

  • hey are you tyler leblanc

  • it was a fake ball tha turns into dust

  • Morons.

  • fuck whoever made this video

  • That golf course is in some poor condition.

  • I seriously thought i was in the twilight zone while watching this vid...

  • stand back more, its not a iron :] ha ha, did you use a tee?

  • 610 = Win.

  • thumbs up for the dislikes

  • nice swing for a faget 

  • nice swing. that was more like 280 though - not the world's longest drive

  • bet hes a virgin

  • Man , hit the fucking ball.

  • All you fags that post videos on here under fake titles need to pull your pants down and sit on a sword. HOMO

  • good idea. tee off on rocks... 

  • u suck buddy!!

  • no offence at all but ive had only 2 golf lessons and i admit that i am not good at all and still even i make a better swing

  • I think you need to swing a little harder and increase the speed when you draw the club back.

  • ..............................­..hmmm

  • Fags

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  • why did you decide to waste people's time with this video?

    

  • @ 2xchrome and @ yousquid No, EVERYONE should wear a helmet, poor Toby is a retard.

  • that was s stupid your a joke

  • do a happy gilmore and keep running.....

  • assholes

  • dang toby get ur teeth fixed bucky lol

  • lol love his comment after he sucked... "well shit" lol golf doesnt have to be good to have fun

  • Tiger Woods is the best !

  • @TheSoulja99boy not any more :(

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  • er set up?

  • Did Toby take the short bus to the quarry?

  • Dorks.

  • can you hear the banjos playing in the backround, holy crap.

  • this 16 year old dude smokes the fuck out of some dicks more like it

  • @rayfinkleace chill you fuckin tight ass and evryone who liked his comment, this is a joke video, god, i hate people who cant accept a sarcastic video

  • that went 2 yrds. thumbs up if agrred

  • My 8 yar old can hit further then that

  • what the hell.....

  • i have like ten of those powder balls

    they're soooooo much fun

  • WAISTE OF TIME go fuck your mom dickweed

  • special people

  • SHITTERS

    

  • 44 seconds of my life wasted!

  • what a slice lol..

  • fakest video on youtube!!!!

  • did that reach the water?

  • bunch of freekin gaylords.!

  • retard

  • rednecks are funny.

  • Well, it's good that you're taking the piss out of him because that was horrible.

  • green effect on the camera

  • Toby should wear a helmet. He's a retard.

  • That's the best reply EVER! Very funny!

  • @2xchrome

    saounds like they bee from Texxassss with them there accents and as dumb as you get too........yehhhawwww

  • The Vanity Fair shoot was before all the mess he is in now even became public.

  • Good swing huh?

  • i think it is worth not hitting a ball and just chucking the club over the cliff edge. :/

  • Lol! He said he smoked that one.....um I dont think he was talking about a golf ball either!

  • fucking worst video ever uploaded to youtube... by the way nice swing HOMO!

  • @111prick111 o good one fag

  • yeah it was a good one lol your pathetic man! lol

  • @111prick111 your the that has a favorite of a fat man naked jumping in a lake.and i'm pathetic

  • @BOKnows1450 LOL um yes very pathetic haha! fucking loser lol

  • @111prick111 fucking loser thats all u got dude.

  • @BOKnows1450 Hahaha! thats all i need, loser!!! just stating the obvious lol

  • @111prick111 nice dude

  • @111prick111

    ohhh thtop it you know you want to grab his shaft don't you!

  • @111prick111 - you are a prick

  • @111prick111 what about friday (Rebecca Black)

  • @legoandstuff100 I like to watch it without sound and jerk off..

  • Nice swing, i bet you beat tiger woods with 2 fingers in your noose.

  • ill give your video a 5 * for the woman in it ^_^ and 0 * for the golfing lol

  • what a waste of time!

  • I bet Tiger Woods could have done better when he was still alive... R.I.P.

  • @danieldedaldo hes not dead, they first thought he was injured bad in the accident, but it turned out he was ony lightly injured, now hes just not playing golf

  • he is still alive lmao

  • danieldedaldo Tiger Woods is not dead you looney tick idiot :-/ PMSL were the hell did you hear the from

  • @davidlovessara I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!! I finally do one lil mistake and everybody's dissin me about it:,(

    (Gudbye Tiger Woods... You've left a hole in 1 in our hearts...)

  • he will leave many hole in 1;s in our hearts when he dies his greatest golfer but his still alive just not sure about golfing

  • 16 year old girl loses his dignity. . . and friends

  • cock!!!!

  • Jack-Offs.. One & All

  • he sucks!!!!

  • your a fucking dickweed.

  • haha you looser. i love that stuff like this pisses you off.. stop watching golf videos and get out of the house.. maybe even to play it yourself. twat

  • its this 16 year old kid that needs to get out of the house. bet he spent hours editing this video.

    and i play 3 times a week, im off 15, and im 15.

  • The kid in the video is just playing around outside with his friends or family, meanwhile your the one commenting on him from your computer at home. And yet your saying he is the one who needs to get out the house?

  • dick hound

  • How in the hell did this get 200k views?

  • LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SPELL!! oh wait kazakstan my bad...

  • okay, now get the ball strait