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  • :)) realy man....you are to grown up for this shit:))

  • is he the guy from mister young

  • I'm asian but I speak perfect English (and the English accent too). What does that make me then.

  • White rice wannabe.

  • All Asians will rule the world!!!!!!!!

  • u son of a bitch!!!

  • fuck those noodle eating soy sauce drinking massage giving pieces of yellow shit

  • I started your video and then tried to stop it and it wouldn't stop. Then a nightmare ensued.

  • My dad says gir instead of girl, word instead of world, and noodre instead of noodle.

  • my professor is asian and he has a HUGE accent. he says shix instead of six. and queaze instead of quiz

  • This is stupid.

  • "all asians can speak in an asian accent", kind of like how all asians know kung fu huh? i have an asian friend born here in US (his parents are from Asia, as well as their parents) and his asian accent sounds british.

  • and don't forget, we tend to not know how to pluralize. "that is fo ten dolla!", "aw de girl ova hee, aw de boy ova dare"

  • nice purses in the background fag

  • WTF XD

  • @DrMMHMD

    Convenient

  • @DrMMHMD

    No reply? I sent you a personal message. I notice that you used to reply almost quicker than I can keep up with. What shut you up?

  • OMG A JACKIE CHAN !

  • @DrMMHMD

    I have set no standard so quit saying that I did. My initial comment, which was a response to someone else, NOT a declaration, was that if you want to call anything authentic you generally do the one which has withstood the test of time more genuinely. A person, not your or I, said that the current English accent (of which there are actually many) is more authentic than any American accent. I was merely pointing out that a specific American accent is arguably more "authentic".

  • @DrMMHMD

    "In the absence of recorded voice, all your theory is moot"

    It's when you say things like this that I refuse to acknowledge that you have any amount of learning.

    If you really were a linguistics scholar you would know that, though there is no recorded voice, it's still very easy to imply how voices and accents sounded in the past.

  • @DrMMHMD

    Yet again your latching onto only one of the many arguments I presented. However, I don't think that the basic language argument is lacking. By continuing this non argument your further advancing my already held assumptions that your some 12 year old who stops by youtube between masturbating and cheating on homework. I really don't give a sh*t about your credentials, you were wrong about the English accents which is what this is all about.

  • @DrMMHMD

    I've never had a discussion with any learned person who used such basic language as you do. That though was clearly the weaker of the arguments outing you as a liar.

  • Oh and dont forget in some cases you replance the "th" with an s sound. like " o san q"

  • @DrMMHMD

    Also I am not one to believe that you're truly a linguistics scholar. Your word choice give you away as not being one as well as the fact that you're arguing with someone over youtube comments. If you truly are a linguistics scholar you should stop bragging about it because you're really bringing down my respect for your career.

  • @DrMMHMD

    I contend that PhDs know more on the subject than you do. Read a scholarly article about it or take a linguistics class. If it were a conclusion based on a single poem your objection would have merit. It isn't, so it doesn't. 

  • im 11 seconds in the vid and im calling it ........it a porno

  • PUCK U MADDA BITCH PACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @DrMMHMD

    It's easy for scholars to figure out, it's based on 18th century british poetry. Because of the way the current Bostonian accent works it will rhyme certain words from 18th century poetry that don't rhyme with other accents including modern British.

  • "asian accent" ???  well, asia isnt one country, there is lot of different countries in asia, so there is different languages and then different accents. (japanese accent, chinese accent, thai accent etc aren't the same). saying "asian accent" its like saying "european accent", doesnt make sense, lol.

  • LOL

  • i ruv duh duh rice!!

  • im asian american and i love asian accent

  • AZn domination moohahahahahahaha I am azn ans i ruv rice very muh ^.^

  • im poor boy

    

  • I'm Asian, so when I wanna say LoL, I change the L to R and I pronounce it RoR ? Raugh out Roud ?

  • hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahh­ahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah­hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahh­ahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah­hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahh­ahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah­hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahh­ahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah­hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahh­ahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah­hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahh­ahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah­hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahh­ahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah­hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha­hhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah­hahahahahahhahahah

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­h

  • dude, delete this video, you are a disgrace to asians

  • @jidengcheng i thought it was funny. go the hell away if you dont like it

  • @jidengcheng disgrace!!!! hhahahahahaha funny word

  • @jidengcheng wow calm down, get that dick outta yer ass :p

  • THE ASIAN ENVASION HAS BEGUN.. ON YOUTUBE.

  • what the shit

  • dude...you have an asian accent too...idk why you're making fun of fobs

  • Omg...haha

  • Why the fuck i'm watching this I'm Asian.

  • @Nikoleiable cause u have a small wiener lolololllll owned

  • @MrPhukface OMG! i was owned! really!? no shit!

  • @Nikoleiable hahaha suck my fucking clit

  • im half asian, am I considered asian i always wondered

  • Hes continually looking at himself in the camera.

  • im so fucking asian and its so hard for me to make an asian accent. wtf is wrong with me

  • @dg1998original your not the only one

  • @dg1998original ikr! i want one to andim asian

  • i hate people who hate asians and tease them :/

    those racist b*tches

  • press 6.....:P

  • @rachusis LMFAO! that was funny. :')

  • I'm asian, and I couldn't with speak an asian accent till now.

    Tankk choo sensei!!! >.<

  • the real, and authentic english is british english, not the one that Americans speak

  • @jidengcheng they're both authentic english,

  • @jidengcheng want a cup of tea with that? ponsycuntpom.

  • @jidengcheng

    This is actually entirely wrong. The way that modern New Englanders speak currently is more similar to the 18th century British accent than any remaining British accents. So therefore, the New England accent is the authentic British accent, since all current British accents are newer.

  • @jidengcheng ayyy capullo quien te crees que eres?

  • @jidengcheng Other words fuck you, Americans are the best.

  • @andrizzle0811 wow bro, calm down, but I don't think so

  • @jidengcheng Theres only one language to speak and thats America!

  • @jidengcheng I don cale!!!

  • @jidengcheng Goa fucka Youaserlf

  • @jidengcheng The British invented racism.....and helped spread it around the world.....think about that....

  • @jidengcheng actually unless u still use thou and that shit, modern english originates from the usa

  • @jidengcheng But even the British English we know today evolved in the 1700s, along with the modern American accent. The "authentic" English accent would probably sound more Germanic than any English speaker would be used to.

  • @jidengcheng you are retarded, americans also speak the ''real aunthentic'' english, it's just that they have their own accent

  • @jidengcheng youre gay, there is no such thing as 'real and authentic english'

  • faggot

  • i aggree

  • asians have all the bad genes lol

  • @wickedkasper uh what? please elaborate

  • @wickedkasper bad genes.. you mean superpowered brains and perfect skin and silky hair? RIGHT

  • @wickedkasper if yall had super powered brains yall wouldnt have car crashes wen yall drive hahaha but then again id crash too if everything i saw was in widescreen yall have the worst smellin breath too and na mexicans have perfect skin

  • my eyes rooks rike im mad cus somerone just storle my egroll

  • This guy is just plain dumb, it's like making fun of your own look, just so dumb

  • what is the point??? So stupid...

  • know how to talk with a asian accent is a gift lol

  • Go to my channel and wacth the asain talk!

  • you look stupid and sound stupid!!!

  • lol good for your first video

  • You absolutely do not deserve to get out from your Mothers' Japanese whore vagina :) we just speak this shit English to deal with the shit people who has been creating the wrong attitude to the colonized or lost countries to not to be proud of their own way of life. For me it's funny that you forget that Japan was bombed by US and now you laugh at us and shows that the way American does is what we should respect. You should have died, really.

  • @sorotkrit Grow up?

  • @Megses Yes, thank you for caring of me. :) :) :) I think there is a wrong thing happening since your grand-pa learned jerking off.

  • @sorotkrit Fail.

  • @Megses Do you think you have the right to judge ? You fail. :)

  • asian accent is the best, it's the funniest, and i'm asian...

  • lolz.. evolve into asains.. XD im black maaan we got a loong way. XD

  • this dude making a fool out of asians and himself

  • Ramune= Lemomnade

  • @cutiepotlipsorange Ramune = Soda :) Awesome drink

  • @zarcnest in the termsi used 4 that it was a accent thing I know its a yummy soda XD

  • I'm gonna speak kung fu accent from now on

  • 277 people are asain

  • are you wearing a dentist's apron ?

  • not funny man

  • you are asshole fat asian boy you are retarted!!!!!!!!!!!!BITCH

  • You are not funny.... stop trying.

  • Oh Fat man please!..you disgust me whit these accents.

  • learn how to speak REAL Asian prwease!!! Me no speaky da wrear engwrish. me big asian boy!! me kong fu on you! Why u no speaky da wrear asian accen cause u have tiny writtle asian peepee? you fo fuck lie!!!

  • i wanted to like this and got stuck watching until the end. be forewarned. it isn't good.

  • 1:42

  • MAN YOU SUCK HUGE DONKEYBONER

  • Not funny at all!

  • @MsRockerGirl24 ha ha lol :)

  • my freind is black aisian

  • fucking prick

  • bobby lee

    

  • its an asian john c reilly. seriously.

  • ok im asian and this video fails

  • i'm asian, but i can't really do an asian accent...

  • SOOOOOOOO GAY!

  • lulz, you look like a Vietnamese guy at my school..

  • you are a turd. in addition constantly turning your body from left to right whilst facing the camera IS annoying for viewers

  • AZN PRIDE!!! <3

  • ... you suck

  • u dont know how to do an asian aceent at all... im aussie and i can do a betta asian aceent

  • <<@Check the channel for laughs!!<<@

  • Have you people heard of Arabs being asian? Chinese, Japanese, Korean are NOT the only asians. In fact, Russians are asian! I am Iranian, and I AM ASIAN!

  • @Mubarak635 but most people would call accents from the middle east eurasian or middle eastern

  • @Dest085 its kinda rude though because they think just because im from middle east, i am arab, and im not. and when i say im asian,they are like, "no you're not, stop lying" and all that nonsense. i guess i just have to deal with it. oh well

  • @Mubarak635 What are you then.

  • @bendystix iranian lol

  • @Mubarak635 When people say what nationality I am, what do you think they say? For reference; I am white, live in America ,and go to a good highschool.

  • We so don't speak like that. I am complete asian, Not even living in America. Thats jackie chan accent. Yup.

  • ths is funny. al ppl hu dnt lyk it r fuking gay lol

  • whats an asian accent sound like? im confuse...

  • i really want to bash you on the face after i've watched this video...

  • @akaZhangster I want toy bash you in the face. Dick. Hahaha.

  • u have a downsyndrom accent

  • Why do you perpetuate asian stereotypes? You think you're funny but... Sorry, you're not. Hate to break it to you, but your regular accent is Asian enough--you don't need to exaggerate, dude. Keep up the good work keeping Asians like yourself down.

    Good job.

  • lol im asian but i dont speak like that.

  • wtf, im asian..:D

    jajajjaja but i dnt think i got that, then again i kant speak

    my language..xD jajaja lol

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  • ur so ugly lol

  • herrrrrrrrrrrrrro!

  • he's a retaaard.

  • Pfft. That was ridiculous. If Asians actually spoke like that, I'd be scared. xD

    I hate it that everyone thinks that every Asian they see is Chinese and/or related to Jackie Chan, then then start "speaking" made-up Chinese. D:<

  • Stop it~Wanna hit u

  • Tbh. i lold ...pretty fucking hard

  • RETARD

  • you could wear one of the purses in the backround

  • this is hilarious !! lmfao !

  • lmao

  • Hahahahaha I love him!

  • retarded gaywod

  • Uhhhh

    I didn't understand that at all..

    LOL

  • You already rule the world's Car manufacturing market, why rule the world itself?

  • You look Pale like Twilight! hahahaha

  • Lol, I think this video's hilarious ^_^ and I'm Canadian French Asian but lives in an english area now & fobbish. And I so do have an Asian accent and my friends just love my accent!

    ^I think they do? LOL

  • But what is perfect English? 2:15 are we talking British English or American English? ..Also, I love the AZN accent, I wish I had one..I think it was cute when my Cambodian friend wanted to show me his wegetable garden. 5555+

  • uh, you know i wuld have no problem with this if it was funny O_O.

    too bad you cant do an asian accent, plus you sound like a gay turdfag.

  • kill yourself fat lard u are a disgrace

  • xD I'm asian (Korean), and I find this HILARIOUS. I'm not quite sure which accent this is supposed to be (Seems to be a mix of Japanese and Chinese), but funny as hell nonetheless.

    Lighten up, people. It's a joke. Don't like it? DON'T WATCH IT!!!!! :P

  • @FlipFlopzlover i think he's referring to chinese people, not like all asians.

  • i like the bag

    

  • get those eyes fixed white boi

  • @2rip00 Racism?

  • dude you have the best videos i love the asian gangster one lol

    THE UP LOOK DOWN ANGRY LOOK GETS ME EVERY TIME LMAO

  • your such a loser...

  • i love the "than all asians will rule the world" part, lol