Mick Thomson how to play like an asshole

[crazyconwaydesease]

I actually liked the second riff :P

[Aphrodite1018]

@decimater75 Mick would wear ur ass out! Dude if u don't like the music why the fuck are u watching the mighty Slipknot videos anyway ur not worthy. Btw MAGGOT 4 LIFE u asshat!

[Aphrodite1018]

That's funny as hell! Although Slipknot is the most amazing band that's ever graced our ears with awesomeness!

[Brainconvulsion]

Fucking Asshole.

[WolfieBlack1]

We have a fucking clown that hits trash cans...

[TheMdayracn]

haha.. this is so funny.

[MusicIzLife098]

SaRcAsM <3 mick knows what he is saying isnt true :P

[nightmarenate97]

@MusicIzLife098 I really hope you don't think its really him.

[MusicIzLife098]

@nightmarenate97 for a sec i did but no i know it isnt him lol

[TheBigdev23]

well u put alot into the troll

[jesus4weed]

im a total slipknot fan. but my god this is fantastic. i think this is less funny to people who dont like slipknot, because generally if you dont. you wont find people wading though the video's who hate slipknot. but if you have found your way here. justin beiber is only a few clicks away.

and if you do like slipknot. rest assured. all things that die. get eaten my maggots, whic of course means justin has begun to decay. ON that happy thought. i can masturbate... PEACE. may the Corey be with you

[leaderxeiji]

Why does this sound like someone at Guitar Center?

[charliegrs]

@leaderxeiji it sounds like EVERYONE at guitar center

[blazfuturama]

@leaderxeiji its faked,. they took the original "how to play surfacing" video and dubbed it :p

[RUNNINGRIOT318]

we have a fucking clown that hits trash cans lmao

[MISANTHROPY647]

I pressed 8 and laughed like a retard. lol

[LgdIKILLU]

:ohh:

[TheChrispablo]

its fucking awesome!

[EpiphoneKevin152]

i love slipknot im a maggot 4 life but this is freaking funny

[ScreamoAsian69]

jew shit bag whore fag fat slag bitch retard spack tard turd fucktard shithead asshole fuck

[jordannw2010]

IT says seven...

[Ryu12543]

@jordannw2010 It clearly says semen...

[OMFGSLAPPYWAG]

@jordannw2010 Are you blind? It says semen.

[jordannw2010]

@OMFGSLAPPYWAG And are you fucking retarded? the middle letter is a sans-serif V. making it seven.

[ThePerfectKobo]

hahahahaha....damn this is fucken funny

[arinyaTV]

this dude that made this is an asshole him self



[MrMagnificentX]

if the riffs were actually bad...why'd you replace them???

lol "fukin clown that hits trashcans"

[CoffeeAndStarWars]

This is amazing. Absolutely amazing.

[kaarankin69]

haters gonna hate.

[jdogsguitar]

I love Slipknot but omg I was laughing my ass off when he said "Here's a shitty riff right here" and first started playing lol!

[ATOMSCHLUMPF117]

i'm sure you need guitar lesson. i can give you some houres

[cpcbs916]

hahaha! great parody! even if you hate them

[jeanwana]

LMAO!

[mohawkmagic]

I couldnt help but laugh man...... i feel guilty

[hcwmusic55]

Everybody Defamates From Miles Away

But FACE TO FACE THEY AINT GOT SHIT TO SAY

[0mgWtfBbq718]

I fucking love this XD

[jtron14]

i thought the neck said semen at first

[boomaslang]

this guy is an inspiration! XD

[deathfreakkk]

:D made me lol

[beastofman77]

This is great....hahahaha

[crystalgatewood]

I like slipknot but this is funny!

[tylerz77]

the guy who made this should get his ass kicked

[quartzlcc]

I love Slipknot but this is seriously funny as hell ... well done.

[LithiumManium1]

UNTALENTED? Are you kidding?

[iainaframe]

I love Slipknot and Mick is a fucking beast, but this is still funny because it's so deadpan and ludicrous. Piss-taking fuckers LOL.

[TheSankapan]

Homg I almost spit out my coffee from laughing so hard. Mick is HILARIOUS!

[KyogresWrath]

I love slipknot and i love stuff like this cos its goddamn hilarious

[SlipBscsr]

How is that shit that's cool!!! I love him he is awesome and the rest of the band too!!!!!!!!!

[Puhaboy99]

i luv slipknot so much...but cmon this made me crack a good smile here and there

[decimater75]

Got a bunch of slipknot fanboys up in here. Mick is a bitch, that kid was probably drunk as fuck, Slipknot blows, they're not technical, I played this "music" when I'd been playing guitar for 6 months. Go away you butthurt faggots.

[MultiSnakeman]

@decimater75 Get off the video if you don't like it then , and Slipknot are good and they don't need to be 'Technical' and I very much doubt that you're better than Mick Thomson , this is him playing different things and yes it is music anything with a rythm is considered music , so sit the fuk down.

[decimater75]

@MultiSnakeman I LOVE the video. Slipknot is terrible. They don't have to be technical, but if you're not technical you at least need to be melodic or have something that doesn't sound like complete shit. Don't even tell me that a half or quarter time beat is "melodic" because any asshat with a drumstick stuck in his asshole can play one. Just shut the fuck up and learn what real music is.

[MultiSnakeman]

@decimater75 Learn what real music is ?, i listen to different types and Slipknot have millions of fans they have their own style like bands you listen to

[decimater75]

@MultiSnakeman no, they have a style that's like a compilation of everything gay and evil in this world.

[95GuitarFreak95]

@decimater75 Come on dude. GET THE FUCK OFF AND KEEP ON LISTENING TO THE FEMALE WORLD STAR JUSTIN BIEBER!!! IF YOU'RE 555 THEN SLIPKNOT AND THEIR MAGGOT'S ARE 666. Better watch out or you will be a fucking DEAD MEMORIE! SlipKnot for ever! And maggot for life! I'm sure that every fan would agree, because the fans and the band are a family called SlipKnot! \mXm/

[decimater75]

@95GuitarFreak95 bahahaha, you're the reason I hate slipknot. God you white trash kids, I swear to god.

[darthsasuke554]

@95GuitarFreak95 Hey look, a 13 year old.

[95GuitarFreak95]

@darthsasuke554 Hey look, a useless comment

[darthsasuke554]

@95GuitarFreak95 I'm just pointing out that you're getting WAY too mad at somebody not liking your favorite band.

[95GuitarFreak95]

@darthsasuke554 And i'm pointing out, that ther's no reason to do a hater video, just because that somebody don't like this band. Honestly, it's just childish. Every one listens to the music that he like, i accept that. But i woud love to see the one who made this to play like Mick thomson!

[Pokemon4ever92]

@95GuitarFreak95 There's something called Parody

[TheRabidwerewolf]

people make videos like this when they fail at playing surfacing :D

[din90ify]

This is fake! Someone is a hater!

[TheMrMarmalade]

Slipknot are okay, Mick isn't very good at guitar. Like the riffs from this song aren't great. Jim is waaaay better though.

[Gr1zz3m]

watch?v=H9CwKnhgNc0&feature=re­lated

how much you wanna bet the guy that made this video and the guy getting his ass kicked by mic are the same person?

[TheAthiestofAtheists]

I tried to be civil and typed a big long paragraph for you and TheKempton, but I realized it would be wasted and you wouldn't even understand what I was saying. So here's something, how about don't be a dick. Mick is an amazing guitarist, so what if he uses his skills to make music you don't like? Fuck off, prick.

[asZskicker666]

Omg lmao this made me laugh so hard. I like slipknot (old) but this shit was hilarious

[mujuma]

Used to be a fan of Slipknot, but I was only 11 or 12... Only probably 3 songs I still enjoy.

Danger - Keep Away, Vermillion pt. 2 and All Hope is Gone.

[TheLateralusParabol]

I like Slipknot but vids like this make me laugh. Go look up "Herman Li is cool"

[yayandrade]

This appears just like me playing, it's a shame =(

[slipknotjoey2016]

fuck you

[MRFLYERFAN666]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH­AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­HA

[Maverick52k]

i mean this video pisses me off a bit, also i cant help but chuckle a little while watching it, because he does have micks attitude down, by the way he comes of saying anything. this kid really doesnt know anything about true musicians and what music is really about.

[GLPMV95]

mick would fucking destroy you...

[MrZonePure]

would actually love to see you say that to him, you'd be finished...

[TheMetro666]

its so true he does suck ass

[SN4K3P1T000]

I hope mick beats the fuck out of the trash asshole who made this..

[velvetscrotum]

id like to see the guy who made this say it to micks face!

[Blackard91]

@velvetscrotum yeah and live to tell his reaction :D

[stinkypjsbmth]

@velvetscrotum did u even watch the video?

[PRODIGYat43]

@velvetscrotum you mean this face or his other one..?

[Gr1zz3m]

@velvetscrotum

watch?v=H9CwKnhgNc0&feature=re­lated

*troll face*

[PandaxxSaurxx]

@velvetscrotum - haha if the person who made this video had mick in there face , that person who shit in his/her pants right away (: there's not doubt about that! LOLS!!!!! (:

[velvetscrotum]

@velvetscrotum MICK WOULD RAPE HIM WITH NO LUBE!

[xandakai]

hahahahahaha fucking gold

[Youmiketube10]

He sure is good at playing bad

[whitelotus808]

at least he has a good rythm tone...

[skinheadfred94]

what an asshole

[Ru7N420]

hahaha, genius. I bet Mick is laughing his ass off.

[nateboy000]

Im a slipknot fan, I thought this video is fucking hilarious

[sliparkcreed]

we have a person with a long nose and thinks its a dick

[DeepSabbath1]

what the fuck is jack bouer doing on guitar world!?

[rottedchrist1]

plz i wanna ee the fag who made this video do anything close to what slipknot has done and will do..... u really should go kill urself the world would be a happier place u fucken degenerate!!!

[NinjaNoob90]

@rottedchrist1 YOUMADNIGGA?!!? SLIPKNOT SUCK DICK

[OGTheDemon]

HAHAHAHAH fuck slipkock mick thomson thinks hes a shredder...only in the eyes of 13 yr olds fuck em,.....awesome vid man favorited

[DinoandDansMusic]

lol when i heard he second riff i actually thought it was mick playing

[dare4distance69]

dude u r a genius

[MegaMagicExpert]

Brilliant!

[DaymionKayJInxx]

Slipknot are fucking epic !!!!!11

but this is funny XD

[xxNtenseHD]

Lol i love slipknot, but this is fucking funny.

[Enraged10]

Fine if you don't like Slipknot, because if everyone did that's how you can be sure something is pussy shit!

[lllEz360lll]

lol  but slipknot are awsome

[GakkenHunter]

You're a fucking asshole...

[Drkonapurps99]

wait who uploaded this video..oh. thats right ilikepenis. any ways wheres someone to curbstomp this chump ass motherfucker

[SuperMonkeyFarmer]

FUCK YOU!!!!!



[Jourrie]

"We have a fucking clown that hits trash cans"

[cesar1561]

@Jourrie haha it's a keg you fucking prick, it's not a trash can

[jnaztycdub]

@cesar1561 You sir did not watch the whole video and hear at the end where he says "we have a fuckin clown that hits trash cans" hence Jourrie's quotation marks. For this your comment makes you a fuckin prick.

[Jourrie]

@cesar1561 Lmao, hell yea.

[Frizzlefrazz123]

@Jourrie SLIPKNOT FOREVER no one can beat a clown with a bat or a dj who was born with 12 fingers XD

[HenrikeHBK]

althought its completely not true, it is fucking hilarious xD

[Idkfawin32]

As much as I think the maker of this video has faggot opinions, this video is really funny.

[TortillaGaming]

@Idkfawin32 "Faggot opinions"

I Lol'd

[SpazzlePop]

First of all that isn't Micks actually playing so suck a cock. Second.. slipknot is awesome. We know you like eating out Bieber.

[everybodydancenow987]

You like WEEN??? LOL Here's an idea Weenie. Why don't you be a man and take a camera to a Slipknot show and talk that kinda shit? We'll see you running your mouth at the show, for about one minute, then total blackness. Once you get out of the hospital, you can upload the video of the surgeon pulling the camera out of your ass! You sound like a 23-24 year old still living in his divorced moms basement, right? Buying equipment (YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY) with her money? Yeah, I'm close right?

[2013bookhead]

@everybodydancenow987 How about you come to a Lamb of God or Cannibal Corpse show and talk about Slipknot? LOL

[TortillaGaming]

@2013bookhead Lamb of Cock sucks.

[2013bookhead]

@TortillaGaming So does Slipshit. That wasn't even the point either.

[TortillaGaming]

@2013bookhead Shitnot sucks indeed.

[TheDerp24]

@TortillaGaming

i wish i was cool enough to wear masks.

[sharksliveintrees]

I will find you and shuv a knife up your butt

[THEsallback]

@sharksliveintrees holy shit don't take it so serious

[paulsdino]

This was pretty funny. Mick certainly doesn't choose to show talent if he has it. But I'm not sure it's cool to label him an "Asshole" . he's just part of a musical generation that focuses on the attitude more than the music. It happens.

[rotterdamrockstar]

Whahahahahaaaa... XD

[coitinsforyourocky]

Who did the original "How to Play like an asshole" anyway?!??

[christjan08]

Go fuck yourself :)

Just cause you don't like slipknot doesnt mean you have to go posting shit like this..

Sure you can do it for Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black, but thats because they genuinly suck.

Slipknot has been around for ages, and have produced some amazing stuff, and some not so good stuff. But I don't see you in a band racking in cash and doing world tours.. so how about you just shut the fuck up and go fuck your sister or brother up the ass...

have fun :)

[coitinsforyourocky]

@christjan08

I'm a total Slipknot fan & I have to say this was very funny to me......or maybe I have a fucked sense of humor......just chill out some......\m/

[WolfieBlack1]

GREATEST DUB EVAH!!!

[WolfieBlack1]

hahahaaha! This is funny as fuck!

[ttdu2414]

you are a bandof motherfuckers guys mick is good for playing guitar

[MrSkully99]

lol even Mick Thompson cant play that good!

[pwalsh6193]

that first riff was epic!! yay!!!!!!!!!!

[SgtTarkov]

ilikepie37

You're a fucking asshole. Dude, Mick Thomson is one of the best guitarist.

And WTF? I like pie? who's the bigges fag, you? or Mick Thomson?

[MsMaggotSaxer]

@SgtTarkov Dude.

Chill.

It's a JOKE.

[RalphTheSpanker]

this is phenomenal



[Casper4690]

Lmaooooooooooo!!!!!

[yangadoshi]

is this for real?

[axilio1000]

@yangadoshi noo is fakee

[Greasyxx]

2:09 fucking LOL

[Tevolo52]

Dude I've been looking for this video forever! I saw it once and never found it again. Awesome thanks for uploading! I love Slipknot but this is just hilarious and original

[Metalhead259]

This is funny cuz this guys life is soooooooo shit he has enough time to make hate videos like this and the fact that it actually sounds like Mick shows the guy is just a hater and has to much time on his hands

Stay (sic) maggots

[moviemaker3000]

This is funny because it's true hahaha!

[TomasUjhelyi]

Rofl I couldn't help but laugh at the Transcript 2 (Slow) part.

[JasonVoorhees999]

666  likes

[Frizzlefrazz123]

GO FUCK YOURSELVE WITH YOUR SHITTY POPMUSIK AND DIE OF BUTTSEX WITH YOUR LOVED BOYFRIEND JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

P.S FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUU

[Gr1zz3m]

@Frizzlefrazz123

calm down dude. Im a Slipknot fan, but i find it funny because someone took all the time out of thier life to find the video, dub it, and upload it just because they think people care.

You're giving this guy what he wants when you say that, so chill man.

Just be happy you're not a 50 year old virgin playing world of warcraft in your moms basement with a prince lea blow up sex doll

[Frizzlefrazz123]

@Gr1zz3m Lol thanks man maybe a little funny he's wasting he's life trash talking an awesome band...

[Gr1zz3m]

@Frizzlefrazz123

Yeah, like i said, when people have very few freinds, they make videos like this to piss off people on the internet.

But, little did he know, that Design The Skyline is a much shittier band lol.

Stay (sic)

[Frizzlefrazz123]

I AM GOING TO FIND YOU AND KILL YOU YOU MOTHER F*CKING PEASE OF SHIT

[Exneux]

"Things are great, we have a fucking Clown that hits trash cans" Lmao

[ChiefDrakula]

What is you major malfuction?

[MickThomsonIsAfrican]

Mick Thomson is African,

[thatrussianguy1]

i though this was real hahahahah XD

[MsTraxxasman]

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[AutitheNazi14]

look guys, I am a slipknot fan. But this is pretty funny!

[kingdomharts907]

you wish you could play like mick!!

[dhika388]

this is realy r an asshole

[SONOFABITCH]

@dhika388 <--- you can tell this guy is a Slipknot fan by his exemplary spelling.

[dhika388]

@SONOFABITCH it is bro

[raeven1212]

who is the dick whose been smashin mick? he's fuckin awesome!!!

[RadleyBradley96]

I thought it was real for 1:23 seconds. -_-

[TheSlipknotist]

I love slipknot but this was the best video on youtube

[DustinAndNatasha]

Although Sliknot is one of my favorite bands, I have always loved this video.

[DMproductions97]

@DustinAndNatasha Me Too

[CheyTac2]

"We have a fucking clown that hits trashcans." I fell out of my chair

[stix471]

i am a HUGE fan of slipknot, and Mick Thompson is one of my biggest guitar inspirations, but this actually made me laugh my ass off XD

[gargbaby2]

i love the name

[shrike993]

I was turned on the transcribe for some extra laughs, but found out that its surprisingly accurate

[tacos256]

hahahahahaha, so true! dead on!

[devildude9876543210]

Im a Maggot & I love SlipKnoT..... & Idc who you are this is funny XD

It's even funnyer cuz I'm sure Mick would really say that..

[KlarKman1000]

Ugggh I'm done, off to Megadeth :D

[KlarKman1000]

"I just don't even fucking try" The best!

[KlarKman1000]

L O L this is absolute gold!