Tentacolino - 5/10

[MAnnaconduit1]

Jesus Christ this movie is for kids, that Chinese mouse is such a stereotype, and the dog scene is just really disturbing, I mean it's nice to know their teaching kids about racism and dog humping, that will prepare them for the future. and i know the rats were trumped up as the villains but the whole point of being forced to remain there and wanting to escape is actually a noble thing and Atlantis is the real enemies, but becasue they want everyone to suck fish cock the rats are made evil

[panjak42]

@MAnnaconduit1 At least we know that mouse isn't a racist

[snakeboyguam10]

This would make a perfect movie for Doug to review for his 200th episode which is coming soon.

[RisingVictor]

the dubbing of this cartoon is just as bad as "The Magic Voyage".

[DrSharkade]

7:43

Prisoners have the right to escape?

[CaptMARNEY]

1:09 YOU GON GET RAPED

[CynicalRaven461]

Yes. I remember when hearts popped out of my eyes....I was, stuck in the nurses office for a week.

[CpsLock3]

@CynicalRaven461 I bet you could have spied on the girls locker room like that.

[MAnnaconduit1]

why is there a fucking dog underwater, i can explain smiles since he came with the two idiots, but why are there humans, fish people, toys, dogs, mice, and fucking everything else at the bottom of the Atlantic, the 2 mice form the last movie sound like girls, and for the love of god did anyone else feel uncomfortable for the whole smiles with the other dog scene? i mean Jesus fucking Christ this is for kids isn't it?

[MrBuch169169]

At 8:11 I feel like the guy is speaking for the audience. He's just listing the worst things about the movie, including one or two I never even thought of, and voting for escape. And why the hell DOES the King have no face, anyway?!

[Chiefbrandon8000]

At least there's one character who knows what he's talking about!

[coolsomeXD]

How would immortal rats take over the world?

[ceridwenluna]

my brain...



[LauraIsPink]

god this movie is full of idiot characters.

[EingefrorenesEisen]

The fat rat reminds me of Vegeta for some reason...

[DarkToboki]

@EingefrorenesEisen It's the eyebrows.

[crcoghill]

the mice (the two main ones) shouldn't know who razorteeth are! WTF people, WTF!!!

[michikodarkkitsune]

Why do all the bad guys have eye patches, silly voices and racist stereotypes? <3 xxx

[SaintBroken]

7:41 "And like all prisoners, we have the right to escape!" No, actually you don't. That's the point of being a prisoner, idiot.

[mybruisedarm]

lol @ the asian mouse

[StarSnowGhost]

I swear to god that mouse sounds like Skunk from Skunk Fu. Y'know if Skunk changed his gender...

[tko930]

wow the rats are so retarded. they talk as if atlantis is a prison and that they must become free when THEY ARE OUTSIDE THE BORDERS OF THE CITY AND CAN LIVE UNDER WATER they can just leave. why make a freedom speech when your basically already free from the "prison".

[Murdermania01]

ok thats it i know their guys but why the fuck do the rats sound like girls

[Christhefireshark]

OH SHIT EVIL ASIAN MOUSE

[USMC49er]

I'm sorry but weren't they searching for the titanic like over 30 minutes ago!? What happened to THAT plot thread!?

[USMC49er]

@USMC49er And when did this become a "Lady and the Tramp" ripoff?

[firebot277]

YES!!!! KILL PINGO!!!!! I WANT HIM DISMANTLED, AND HAVE HIS PARTS MELT IN THE SUN!!!!! >:D

[jroeder0]

YES!!!! YES!!! Dismantle him!!! Dismantle that abomination now!!!!

[Wellworm]

I like how the tunnel just transforms into furry porn, then randomly just goes back to the tunnel again.

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

Oh thank god this film has an incredibly racist mouse.

[knoxklay11]

say... that rat looks alot like a swamp ra-...... SHAME ON YOU, MOVIE. all that rat needs is a sun hat and black pajamas

[aquapendulum]

0:58 The dog has better dialogues than the rats, humans and Atlanteans. Ha!

1:34 Dude, you're proving that he's right

2:20 Secret route straight to a rat gigolo brothel, is more like it

4:02 Porn music starts playing. Also, pay close attention to the sounds those dogs are making

4:47 Like the fist movie, they fall in love and start making out, no dialogues required

7:43 Wow, that message is just plain wrong

8:15 He meant fish people with sex toys and dildos and a king who likes buttsecks

[leonhart423]

*quietly ties a noose up in a doorway before writing "I made through part five ..." with that I hang myself to end this misery*

[Kahran042]

That rat leader is automatically a hero for wanting to dismantle Pingo.

[loetkoe27]

And like all prisoners, we have the right to escape!

[chadmanfraney]

Mice and Rats taking over the world. Excuse me I need to go to the bathroom and cry.

[lovemeordie83]

3:57 -> 5:28 ...WHAT THE HIGH HOLY FUCK DID I JUST SEE AND WHY

[aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa]

50 fucking minutes and no sign of titanc

WTF THIS IS GIVING ME RAAAGE

[lovemeordie83]

@aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa Thumb this comment up NOW. His voice needs to be heard.

[SamuraLungChu]

Thats good old fashioned family racism

[Vanisherishere]

My eyes my eyes my eyes... I can't stand this movie any longer! I thought I could watch the whole thing because I'm curious, but I can't! It's just so horrible! *cries*

Now I'm going blind! *cries some more*

[geardog24]

@artman40 what movie is that?

[DarknessbUnnie]

And racist Chinese rats as well...WHAT THE FUCK?

[DarknessbUnnie]

This movie makes me want to punch someone. Honest to God, I want to find someone off the street and PUNCH someone for the sheer fact that this movie fuckin' exist. That's the low I have gone because of this movie.

[TheUltimateBeing01]

This movie gave me cancer.

[TheAngelmisa]

sigh..there are some furry lover idiots and art thieves on devintart who love theese terrible titanic animated movies and they think top conners is ….sexy…EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[ariodsenuke]

5:05 I feel dirty right now..... 5:25 next scene please before this goes too far! 5:31 THANK YOU!!! 6:50 ... late? ... for?... huh??? 7:12 MY EYES!!!!!!!!!! 7:17 I swear I thought he was gonna slap the pirate mouse' butt! 7:48 I think the rat in the white is having a seizure? 8:05 ... well of course!!! ...??? 8:11 wow.. the movie just made itself sound... really..freaking stupid! at least they were honest. 8:24 ... me too rat, me too... 9:01 YES PLEASE! and the movie too...

[ariodsenuke]

1:15 Haven't we learned from the first film? if they have an eye-patch they are CLEARLY THE VILLAIN! .. and what the freak is the asian rat saying?!?!! 1:32 .... umm.... is the rat in the background autistic??? 2:25 Sure... trust the big pirate rat with a claw, eye-patch and his autistic asian cousin, they seem perfectly sane and reliable. 4:46 what perv decided the film REALLY needed a dog makeout scene???

[TheZerdude]

OMG you are a rat you shouldn't be in love with a dog.

rat: i'm not racist.

[NYG4LIFE123]

OK I started watching this because I thought it would be funny to watch such a bad movie, but I can't finish it. The dialogue alone is making my head hurt.

[Neverhoodian]

I'd love to know what the hell the creators were thinking when they came up with this...

Producer 1: Hey! You know what would make this movie perfect?

Producer 2: What?

Producer 1: A rat that's a blatantly racist stereotype of a Chinese person!

Producer 2: GENIUS!

[megacraft]

4:49 did they said Fuc#

[EliteRevenant]

Hello my fellow rats... Here is our plan for escape and world domination!

Step 1: Steal the elixir and leave!

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Take over the world!

Its FOOLPROOF!

[Kidzrul434]

@EliteRevenant M Bison: OF COURSE!

[eldon498]

uh great so the rats get to be immortal. There still rats why can't i just kill them all...

[MalchikBlue]

I love the chink-mouse.

[MissusPatches]

4:48 Did I just see two dogs make out? wtf

[TheDashingHero]

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[slapstick70]

Any one else wishing that the rapping dog could make a cameo. Seriously, I actually want to see him now.

[BodySprayMan]

Wow, no Likes and all just dislikes. Only a truly special kind of movie can accomplish that!

[Shadowwand]

@2:00 remember how fast the rats ran in the last movie?Now it's EVERY SINGLE SLOW STEP THEY TAKE!!!!

@2:27 Why don't you think it's dangerous... What tipped you off that this could be beneicial for you?

@2:33 It's not that impressive if the brick is designed to be loose. Now breaking it would have been cooler.

@3:02 Why would you look to see if the coast is clear? Your hidey hole is exposed, get in and shut the brick QUICK!

@3:36 If you are riding compressed air, shouldin't it be a smooth ride?

[randomandproudqueen]

my brain hurts...I think...wait a second.

*touches ear*

woah, my IQ is literally leaking out of my brain

*licks*

tastes like despair

[16ktsgamma]

Yes,let the Rats take over the world what's the worst that can happen.

[Videot01]

0:13 OH GOD WHY!? 1:21 Goodie, more racism. 3:10 Looks like a ride at disneyland. 4:21 Are they gonna talk or just make googly eyes at each other? 4:48 0-0 7:46 You don't get the term 'prisoner' do you? 8:11 Ah so it's Hitler's Third Riech all over again. 9:17 Hey I like the sound of that.

[VerySourLemon]

4:48-4:57

Anyone find that kinda disturbing?

[jroeder0]

@VerySourLemon Yes...very very disturbing

Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition

[VerySourLemon]

4:48-4:57

Anyone find that kinda disturbing?

[Bobzeaux]

1:18 - A Korean animation studio animating an offensive Asian stereotype... Can you hear my brain twisting? O_o

"We'll be able to conquer the world and rule over everyone!"

OF COURSE!!! >:D

[GrowTheTruth]

Yeah, I'd be pissed about not being able to leave too, but the rats can't honestly believe that they'd get it any better than this! Live forever, breath underwater, lots of free food, and a fully functioning transportation system. WTF? Give that up for what? A dirty sewer?!

[javelin401401]

Don't tell me we now have "Pi-Rats!!

[Pooky1991]

Did that rat get a sex change operation. He sounded feminine in the last movie. but this takes the cake. Isn't there a ship thier supposed to be looking for?

[Moonlitdarksword]

That was a truly inspiring speech.

[Pooky1991]

4:39 Please tell me we're not gonna get a Felidae moment except this involves dogs...If you know what I mean props to you.

[Bobzeaux]

@Pooky1991

I didn't know what you mean, but thanks for pointing me to what's looking like a movie that has actual PROMISE to it. *lol*

[snakes3425]

Sneaking around in a city that doesn't seem to have a police force let alone a standing army, the rats certanally rank pretty high on the paranoid meter

[snakes3425]

Once again I have to ask, I mean the year this film takes place is 1915, and there's a global tragedy that is 100x worse then the sinking of the Titanic going on around them, so WHY THE HELL ISN'T WORLD WAR I MENTIONED ANY WHERE IN THIS FILM?????

[afee14]

So wait.. is one of the mice a girl now?! I can't tell with the voice!!!

[snakes3425]

7:46: Hey movie the Soviet Union won't come into existence for another two years

[artman40]

And I thought romantic scenes between a human and a hedgehog were painful to watch.

[ZafiroRiverSpirit]

I don't think any dude could pick up a chick that easily... Unless he paid her. Seriously, what is up with that little white bitch?

[fattoler]

I give this film two fingers.

[TitanicExpert]

This movie is offensive to the Titanic and the people on board her.

[Doomy23]

@TitanicExpert I'm so sorry. I didn't realize that a sunken ship and the people who died on that ship actually watched these movies. Allow me to personally apologize for the lack of taste these men had. And please tell all of your ghost friends that we hope they can forgive us.

[TitanicExpert]

@Doomy23 Better yet, let's make sure the Italians never make another animated Titanic film again or any other famous disaster like the Hindenburg or 9/11.

[Doomy23]

@TitanicExpert Honestly though, most of these don't even resemble the Titanic anymore. I mean, if you told me the plot of this movie the only thing I would ask is what drugs the writers were on.

[Argonuth52]

Ofcorse their evil their really the Zora's from the old school Zedla games and why is the sailor mouse taking things so well has he completly forgoten his wife?

[TheAngelmisa]

@Argonuth52

That is true.

[ZeldaQueen64]

@Argonuth52 I heard a theory that this is just another made-up story that the sailor mouse told. Might explain a good many other things if it is.

[Kahran042]

@GreenBlossom45 Tom Connors.

[Igonaavo]

0:14 It's Pimphook! 0:46 EYE CANNONS OF LOVE ACTIVATE! 1:34 Let the stereotyping begin! 2:16 TO YOUR DOOM! 4:16 Smooth operator... 4:36 MMm ahh! Ahhhmmmma MMMah 4:48 FOOLY COOLY! 5:26 I'm gonna drown him. 5:51 Fuck inertia. 8:10 No. You won't. 8:12 He's so eloquent! 8:41 That makes no sense.

[Reelbigearth]

@sygo7g

...So do Dogs usually go into submarines and travel under seas or...?

I mean, how did all those rats get there?!

[Reelbigearth]

Still can't figure out why there is another dog in Atlantis, but yet their no other humans.

Maybe they eat the humans...?

ew.

[TheAngelmisa]

lol your right that is true.^^

the alatains are actually evil!

[tscastro114]

@ Reelbigearth I'm curious is how the hell did the Female Dog get a hold the Heart of Diamond necklace? *Rubs chin* Maybe she bought it at some gift shop in Atlantis.

[TheAngelmisa]

fuck this movie!!!

shoots every stupid characters in it.

[TheAngelmisa]

I actually dont blame the rats turning evil....

those stupid alatainis wont let them go back home..

[tencents6]

@TheAngelmisa This is what the Nostalgia Critic was talking about in his Gordy review when he said it's sad when a movie fcuses on something that it shouldn't focus on. The rats' story is far more interesting then the story about the people from the last movie, and yet it's THEM who we're focusing on. Life is a piece of snot, sometimes.

[ZillaRocks]

@TheAngelmisa I'm all for them dismantling that GODDAMN fish. DISMANTLE HIM NOW!!!!!

[TheAngelmisa]

@ZillaRocks

YEAH!!!!

[TheAngelmisa]

a chinese mouse!!!!?????

wtf!

[TheAngelmisa]

I.....HATE THIS.....MOVIE!