Undercover Brother - Black Man's Kryptonite

[fire1202]

Denise Richards is every man's kryptonite. You can even go ahead and ask Jesus.

[Priceless2124]

Love it I'm black and lived around white women my whole life so no they aren't my kprytonite, I prefer a black woman with a big ass lol

[BlackCoolerzz]

This is soo true

[wazfrmoz]

i have to admit, its true, we do have a soft spot for white women

[chillydogification]

Fucking black americans.

[live4pce]

@chillydogification lol these are called stereotypes my friend. relax

[chillydogification]

@live4pce its the comments am annoyed about, am always defending them, when people chat shit that they always sellout to their women, it doesn't matter. thats thier problems

[live4pce]

@chillydogification i think the real issues is the division....ask your self why we are divided at all.

[xXHelloXKitty]

im pretty sure its either a white bitch or a mixed bitch can with a mixed one you still got the curves but u alson get pretty eyes n hair

[adiozky]

3:40 "Attention angry black man in khakis"

[CinnaBear21]

That fucking mayonnaise sandwich.

[bengalsrock1000]

lmfao did u see the way his lips twitched in 2:16 .... priceless

[mferg2014]

Denise Richards is every man's kryptonite 

[Gypsymoon91]

Hell, I'm a black woman and I'd bang Denise Richards

[ShadowOfKillerLords]

@Gypsymoon91 sup

[MegaShadamy]

oh such sexy white necter-uncle ruckus

[Nishbot]

How do you know you're a film student? At 0:47 you say "oh hey, a zolley!"

[Rori4evaa]

lol...come on now...Denise richards is EVERYONE'S Kryptonite...pretty sure the only guys who would say no to her are gay...

[MrImagayguy]

@Rori4evaa Nu uh. I'm gay and even I think she's hot 

[MrBoldKaiser1]

Chicken is black mans kryptonite, Who told this...This lie, This is outrageous (with a stupid face on from lying)

[DarkHoodedGirl]

Damn those white girls. Taking all 4 of our good black men

[JellyBird12]

Black Man's kryptonite...Herd that!

[MrHav1k]

lol. Its funny cuz its true.

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

Also see Aunjanue Ellis in "Men of Honor", starring Cuba Gooding Jr and Robert DeNiro

GREAT movie!

[JayT194]

DAMN AUNJANUE ELLIS IS FINE !!!!!! I'D MARRY THAT BEAUTIFUL CHOCOLATE SISTS IN A SECOND !!!! SHE IS FOOOOIIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE­E !!!!!!!!!!!

I could stare at her all day !!! BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMAN !!!! SHAKA ZULU SHAKA ZULU FOIIIIIINNNNNNENENENENENENE !!!!!!!!! LOL

[philiblackbreed]

Haha

[doctord185]

Enjoy Connie!!! :)

[husseindss]

my kryptonite are asians and brazillians.

[deportivoamore]

There is this girl where I work at that looks so pretty and petite. She is French-Canadian and I just love her accent, but then again I have to respect her because she has a boyfriend. I don't mind being a friend. Also, there is another pretty girl but she is kind of crazy in the head.

[TheSatanas666]

eat dat shitty mayo nigger and get some white pussy!!!!!!!!

[feenyjai53]

BLACK PEOPLE + MAYONASE = HA YOU WISH

[feenyjai53]

SEXUAL

[awesomeness612]

hahaha conniption with a capitol k

[whywhykk]

Yes! White women are this black man's kryptonite!

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[TheTonecity]

imma black man and white women aree beastttt and it goes the other way to white meeeen luv the sistaaass sooo we can make a trade lol

[Kidkool2]

lol soo good

[stynred]

Penelope snow? ha ha excellent

[alexfjord]

this is one of my all time favourite movies... funny as hell!!!

[stynred]

@alexfjord i love how he tosses ol girl and looks at sista with "whats goin down?"

[DaddyDog42]

I didn't like mayOnnaise no mo after this gross juice sound when he bit into that wet sammich.

[sacr3]

White girls are hotter than black girls. Thats my own opinion of course, and Asians are hotter than white girls. So basically, Asian, White, Ebony, Black.

[manufran02]

@sacr3 So basically, Asian, White, Ebony, Black one is hotter than the rest Latinas ,ohhh hell yeah .

[fresh817boii]

She just to damn fine as a black man she is my krytonight.

damn,any mans kryptonight unless there gay.

[TheDaylon21]

damn she is fiiine she is black mans kryptonite

[sincereisstan]

Imma black nigga and I love the White Shedevil. She just too damn bomb, for any race! I'm not "Tiger Wood crazy" about white bitches, but damn, I would smash a white bitch so fucking hard... the hardest part would be not letting her turn me out. Into a corn ball ass nigga like UC Brotha & Tyger Woods lmao

[trumper316]

I am a Black man and I am NOT ashamed to admit that white women are my kryptonite! They make me weak in the knees and they brainwash me with their looks! {ex. Denise Richards}

[rasengan37]

@trumper316 fuck yes

[druglover200]

She's hot and all but to have her as a girlfriend would be fucken annoying the way she talks lol. I'd hit it and quit it.

[MercedesBnz]

Fucking CLASSIC!!!

[DaveSimonH]

Less black man's kryptonite, more any man's kryptonite.

Unless you are as high as Charlie Sheen.

[etcuddles]

hialrous juicy mayo sound :]haha

[gtaresidentflip]

lol

[ktmbua]

if she was his kryptonite wouldn't he be crumbling on the floor the minute she touched him to shake his hand?

[xomonuchirey]

what's the name of the song ?

[Clueless41]

@VisionimagifyTV You gave enough of a fuck to click reply and give a dumb response so SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGGOT.

[TheKurtzisa]

black man's kryptonite the white/cacjaun chronic

[RJYTful]

Thats the hottest weaknest i've eva SEEN!!!!

[poweroftheatom]

@mjissupersexy AMEN TO THAT HATE SHIT!

[paramore151]

''Tonja''...........i lol at that every time.

[TB4000]

Denise Richards in glasses = giggity.

[knight80087]

no it ait fair at all girl... mmmmmm

[mlewi18]

The sound effects make it sounds disgusting! haha!

[Clueless41]

A fine ass black chick is my kryptonite. Oh and yellow bones(mixed chicks)

[captross07]

I believe Black Man's kryptonite is a white girl with a black girl's ass

[XTRABIG]

@captross07

yessiiirrr!! lmao

[ChaosDesigned]

@captross07 AGREED

[anonymousent]

@captross07 Totally Agree ..... ACTUALLY at that point now ...... lol / hahahaha

[SONSofVENDETTA]

@captross07 gets me every time

[tonytarheel55]

@captross07 you right

[HaoleJames]

@captross07 I'm white, and that is also... My Kryptonite

[doctord185]

@captross07 lmao!!

[MrTTaylor25]

@captross07 Black Man's kryptonite is just white girls in general...

[talos180]

@captross07 a whooty??

[Tenkai97]

@captross07

and long blond hair!!!!

and optional blue eyes ;)

[TheDiabolicalToaster]

@captross07 I second that notion from personal experience.

[Tenkai97]

@captross07

fellah, a black man's kryptonite is also a white girl with long blond hair and blue eyes and with a body like wow!! ;)

[gamera94]

@captross07 agree lolz

[westsyde99]

@captross07 yea u rite

[amastara]

Im HELLLA WEAK!! Lol Its true a lot of us dont like mayonaise...lol. I mean if its on a sandwitch itllbe a HELLA small amount lol

[mistermarcusgmail]

Mayo is required. It's Miracle Whip that's disgusting.

[PikaPrincess123]

"Damn it, woman, would you just BACK OFF?!!"

(Attention, angry black man in khakis...) LOL. And I loved the look on Sista girl's face when at 3:41. It was like "Who the hell do you think you talkin to?"

[dafranx]

Mayonnaise sandwich!? *pukes like a fucking drunk* NASTY!!!

A fat white woman would be a black man's kryptonite.

[jetson35]

@dafranx wow budy!

[orange2821]

Bye Tanja.......Funniest line ever. Eddie Griffith must have told her exactly how to act cause she played this part to well.

[whoiscarlito]

Where all the white women at?

[I3ar3]

Givin me a Boner with a capital B

[YoungBlackStud95]

What the hell ROFL!!!!!

[daveibukun]

hahahahahhahahahaha, this has to be probably the most hillarious things i have ever seen before.

[MEELAHTARR]

@BlackMaleRedemption I have heard the opposite every race of women love black men and are desiring to have sex with us.Now I would go as far as to say that some white woman may not want to marry outside their race in fear it might upset their heritage or parents,but in general white woman love a black man's masculinity, dark skin, and big penis.There must be a lot of unwanted white woman and very very few classy ones because white women are fucking and sucking us like it is going out of style

[obarbie]

@BEASTIE4RMDAB monkey

[akuonye]

THIS VIDEO IS SO TRUE, WHITE WOMEN ARE DEFINITELY BLACK MEN S KRYPTONITE, I HAVE NEVER SEEN A BLACK MAN AND WHITE WOMAN ARGUE B4. WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER SO WELL

[obarbie]

@akuonye are u on drugs..?

just two words: oj simpson

[akuonye]

@obarbie

OJ'S WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO TWO MIXED BABIES BY OJ SIMPSON.

SCOTT PETERSON IS WHAT U ARE LOOKING FOR

[AustonWilliamsTV]

SWEET MOTOWN! ! !

[lovefordante]

anyone know the song when white she devil first starts entering the scene?

[agentbl]

@lovefordante The song is called "I Wanna Be Bad" by Willa Ford.

[Jaybee0782]

awesome

[skexee]

Hi, Tonja...

[tokyomilkshake2]

i get so tired of people on youtube complaining about each other. either get over it or keep it to yourself. if you can't do either then stfu and stop hounding everyone else.

[bladerglass936]

I hate mayonaise.. but if Denise Richards offered me a sandwich with that shit on it I'll be damned if I don't take a bite

[MegaMonsterZilla]

the MAYONNAISE is seriously dangerous for black people especially undercover brother

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[no1wwefan96]

"do you have any dickies"

undercover brother's face!!!! LMAO

one of da funniest parts

[shevdiam5]

look at his face when the girl is in distress. I see that so much in black men lol.

[00ghostcobra]

@munstercosby This movie was written and directed by Eddie Griffin aka Undercover Brother.

[ryde99]

What song is it at 0:22?? May someone tell me please?

[Zealand567]

@ryde99 Willa Ford- I wanna be bad

[NAMEMEPLEASE]

0:46 This is me whenever an beautifal asian girl walks into a room.

[WildBillWu]

@munstercosby NOPE, Malcolm Lee and John Ridley. Black people. Racist Black people!

[Priceless2124]

damn this film cracks me up. I could watch it over and over lool.

[WildBillWu]

This is just that outdated attitude black Americans have towards white people that belongs in the 20th century. The preppy clothes, the high pitched voice, I get it but it's just not funny. And mayonnaise? What the fuck is all that about? I've been a white man all my life and I've NEVER heard of mayonnaise being our food of choice. Is this just some counter insult to the whole fried chicken thing? In 50 years black people will be embarased about this shit like we are about old disney cartoons!

[00ghostcobra]

@WildBillWu This movie is nothing more than a play on silly stereotypes; both black and white. Jesus...grow a sense of humor. And I love old Disney cartoons.

[WildBillWu]

except the black stereotypes are mostly flattering and the white stereotypes are anything but. The only "complement" that this movie throws our way is that white women are good enough to fuck. Jeez... thanks so much. And I don't know what old disney cartoons you're thinking of, the ones I'm talking about do not portray black people in a favourable light.

[mymarkis666]

@WildBillWu Boohoo. Who gives a fuck? I assure you other races have gone through 1000 times worse than having an unflaterring stereotype in a comedy movie.

[WildBillWu]

@mymarkis666 that's right shitbird, black people have a monopoly on suffering. White people have never fallen on hard times have they?

[mymarkis666]

@WildBillWu Only at the hands of other whites.

[WildBillWu]

@mymarkis666 there you go right there. Fucking bigot. Or are white people the only one's that are bigoted?

[mymarkis666]

@WildBillWu Ofcourse not. But the way white people talk you'd think they were angels on earth constantly the victims at the hands of Jews and other races. Give it a rest son. I don't really judge all whites as if they're the same, I just get annoyed sometimes when I hear them bitching about things that other races have had to deal with just proportionately much worse, especially when it's things that aren't even real. Most of it is just justification for their racist bile.

[WildBillWu]

@mymarkis666 I'm well aware other races have had to deal with it. AND they bitch about it to. What do you want to do then, just feed the cycle? I mean, sometimes I get the impression that it's not equality black people are seeking, but supremecy!

[mymarkis666]

@WildBillWu It's not that white people are bitching about perceived racism, it's that they're bitching about the exact same racism (usually media stereotypes) that other races have gone through, just much worse. Reading it just leaves me like o.O wtf?

[spidavenom4]

@WildBillWu It's just a play on stereotypes, it's nothing serious. I'm black and think this is super funny. The things that they humor in this movie we talk about in everyday lives of black people. Grow some humor it's not like they are using any slurs or something that can insult somebody. Holy crap it's good clean humor.

[WildBillWu]

@spidavenom4 well I'm white, and I think minstrel shows are hilarious. So why don't YOU grow a sense of humour?

[spidavenom4]

@WildBillWu what are you talking about? Why are you repeating what I said to me? Your making an argument over nothing dumbass.

[WildBillWu]

@spidavenom4 I was being facetious dumbass. I don't think minstrel shows are funny at all. I think they're offensive and lame. You know, once upon a time they were considered "good clean humour" to. Just like the "good clean humour" in this movie. For more "flattering" stereotypes of white people check out movies like Shaft and Higher learning. It's all afrocentrist bullshit!

[spidavenom4]

@WildBillWu well thats your opinon man, it's no racial slurs or negative feed or anything of the movie, it hasn't been controversial I know many people from both races who thinks it's funny and no body that i know thinks its not funny, and if u can write a better script about interracial humor with a theme like this. Call me when it's releasing in theaters

[abvflux]

Do black people hate mayonnaise? I've never heard of this supposed stereotype.

[Scar2Hard]

@abvflux its a movie..

[zZToastie]

@abvflux no they don't i know cause i'm black and don't hate it

[jrc01718]

"hello fellow person of color"

lmao XD

[maxpayne718]

whats the song calld when they show the white girl

[bkivalu]

Denise Richards is every mans kryptonite.. 

[PawwwPrintzzzBLVD]

@bkivalu ... speak for yourself ... she is pretty ... not MY kryptonite ... just sayin' ... 100%

[bkivalu]

@PawwwPrintzzzBLVD you must be the type of guy who spends his weekends watching bridezilla and top designer marathons.. just sayin..

[PawwwPrintzzzBLVD]

@PawwwPrintzzzBLVD ... I'm the type of God that punishes the Weak like you for being so disrespectful to Legendz ...

[UNDguy1987]

@bkivalu wild things, pool scene

[BecauseFlintSaidSo]

@bkivalu Not Charlie Sheen's apparently.

[bkivalu1]

@BecauseFlintSaidSo Charlie Sheen has tiger blood..

[gtaiv117]

wats the white girls name??!?!

[tidaking816]

(look of horror on his face) Scrumptious???

[k3213216907]

有人知道白魔女豋場的背景音樂是什麼嗎？

[GashisDX]

Undercover Brother's white voice is hilarious

[megatron0357]

HAHAH. Yeah. She got me. I'm sellin out!! Look @ Anton. HE DONE. DONE!!!! hehehehe

[Valchor]

Women in general are every man's kryptonite lol But Undercover Brother is funny as all hell!

[ejtimm79]

@Valchor Especially BW!

[u2hubbard]

@Valchor The truth was spoken in your comment. It goes back to the book of Genesis.

[antonymous890]

@Valchor not rosie odonnell

[n1blackman4u]

will you be my friend Translation =i need a body for the collection in my basement

[R2242V]

KHAKI REPUBLIC :D

[agentbl]

If you read into Denise Richard's EYE contact language towards Sista Girl, you can see that she is saying "I have your black man and ain't shit you can do about it." And the hair toss was just beautiful. She threw the indication that "I have your black man" right back into her face. That was just lovely. Good work White She Devil. You showed Sista Bitch that she ain't got nothing. White she devil is the best looking woman in the movie. Sista Bitch is the dirt under my boots that I step on.

[scoobydoo4093]

@agentbl r u white?

[agentbl]

@scoobydoo4093 No. I'm a black man. Why?

[scoobydoo4093]

@agentbl lol jus wonderin

[agentbl]

@scoobydoo4093 Why were you wondering?

[mymarkis666]

@agentbl You sound like a white washed moron.

[agentbl]

@mymarkis666 I'm not white washed. I just know what I like. And I happen to like white she devil more than that ugly ass sista girl. White she devil looks 1,000,000 times better than that ugly mess if a sista. That's my opinion and I"m sticking to it and I don't care who doesn't like it.

[mymarkis666]

@agentbl I really hope you die soon.

[agentbl]

@mymarkis666 Now why would you say something so ugly? That's not right. I would never say that to you. Show me the same kind of respect. Okay?

[mymarkis666]

@agentbl You have no respect for yourself, so I have no respect for you.

[agentbl]

@mymarkis666 What the hell do you mean I don't have any respect for my self? You don't even know me.

[starstarstar42]

*in a breathy voice*

"thanks for all your help....Tan-*squints*-Ja."

"Smiles prettily, spins around*

*Hair Flip*

Nobody does hot uber-white chick like Denise Richards. Nobody.

[daddyj4]

damn it woman will just BACK OFF!!!! *attention angry black man* XD

[MegaXXspongebobXX]

the big city can be so...big... LMFAO

[STUNTS1516]

Is'nt denise richards just everymans kryptonite?

[cdyami316]

Denise Richards can be my Kryptonite anyday!

[XxXVideoVeiwerXxX]

oh i thought this was gana be mayonnaise