If your girlfriend can't handle the Lounge Lizards, she sure couldn't handle Lodgepole, Nebraska. You're better off without her.
leonidasleahy 2 years ago
Once, before taking a girlfriend to see the Lizards, I kept telling her, "You get to be a wheat field!" and she'd say, "I don't *want* to be a wheat field!"
We broke up shortly afterward.
OeditpusRex 2 years ago
If your girlfriend can't handle the Lounge Lizards, she sure couldn't handle Lodgepole, Nebraska. You're better off without her.
leonidasleahy 2 years ago
Once, before taking a girlfriend to see the Lizards, I kept telling her, "You get to be a wheat field!" and she'd say, "I don't *want* to be a wheat field!"
We broke up shortly afterward.
OeditpusRex 2 years ago